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Koolaid_Man
11-13-2014, 09:14 PM
It's a hard time for my family.....

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/38130305788cc298759e20af4a9e1f30_zps2ee7efdb.jpg


According to All Christian News (http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/) on Jan. 2, a pastor (http://www.examiner.com/topic/pastor) tried to walk on water like Jesus did. However, he drowned in front of his congregation.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, on the West Coast of Africa assured his congregation that he was capable of walking on water like Jesus did. He attempted to reenact what Jesus did as his congregation looked on. He set out to demonstrate that he, too, could walk on water on Gabon's beach in Libreville. Unfortunately, it cost him his life.




A report was given by an eyewitness that the pastor took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20-minute boat ride. By the second step into the water, Kabele was completely submerged. Sadly, he drowned immediately and never came up.


http://www.examiner.com/article/pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-drowns-front-of-congregation

:lmao
bigzak25
11-13-2014, 09:25 PM
If you want to walk the walk that Jesus walked, an early death is your destination.
Franklin
11-13-2014, 09:39 PM
So stupidity is not a racial issue, but a continental one imho.
Aztecfan03
11-13-2014, 11:45 PM
Fake article. Nice try.
Spur|n|Austin
11-14-2014, 12:42 AM
So stupidity is not a racial issue, but a continental one imho.

But not knowing how to swim is.. He could have also pulled a Daniel in the Lion's Den and locked himself in a room with a dog right?
DMC
11-14-2014, 12:45 AM
Why couldn't he be like Marvin Gaye's dad and do some good in the world?
Aztecfan03
11-14-2014, 12:51 AM
Why couldn't he be like Marvin Gaye's dad and do some good in the world?
Because this never happened. And the pastor was made up.
ohmwrecker
11-14-2014, 01:09 AM
^ whoosh

Hey... I bet if we all knew that the deletion of all those chumper/xmas threads would have left the door wide open for koolaids, we all would have been a lot more careful about what we wished for... amirite?
DMC
11-14-2014, 01:39 AM
No. I'd take Ceds any day over that faggotry. At least Ceds tries to be funny, not just butthurt victim shit.