How's that booty feeling, Kiwi?

[21_Dickings]

Friday night, so I'm out clubbing and know nothing about tonight's game, but what I do know for a cold-as-hard-as-a-Spurfan-artery fact is that Kobe Bean Bryant "The Mamba" busted Kiwi Lizard's ass all over Staples, leading the Lakers to yet another victory over the Spurms.

So what was the damage, fat necks?

Something like Kobe 35 points on 15-20 shooting to Kiwi's 9 points on like 3-12 shooting is what I'm guessing.

[ElNono]

H.U.T.T.

:lmao

[elmanutres]

http://crazymax.org/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/barrett-600x359.png

[Darth_Pelican]

http://i.imgur.com/DtbmL.gif

[jimbo]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jj0WAkiVWvg/Uv6S_4QuJXI/AAAAAAAACgE/Ifcya_8iXBQ/s1600/dant.gif

[Silver&Black]

Meh

Guess again...

[NASpurs]

:lmao mah nigga Dickings

[Kool Bob Love]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jj0WAkiVWvg/Uv6S_4QuJXI/AAAAAAAACgE/Ifcya_8iXBQ/s1600/dant.gif

:rollin

[Robz4000]

God bless you sir

[NRHector]

:lol

[DMX7]

lol, the only way the Lakers are even making the playoffs is if they buy 15 tickets to a game on Stubhub. You're right to want to go clubbing instead.

[100%duncan]

Can't believe people still fall for mid :lol

[SPM]

Can't believe people still fall for mid :lol

[KaiRMD1]

Hilarious thread, perfect imitation of a delusional Laker fan lmao, I love it!