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JohnnyMax
11-15-2014, 03:26 AM
http://lakeshowlife.com/2014/11/14/lakers-kobe-bryant-dealing-flu-like-symptoms/

Fireball
11-15-2014, 05:19 AM
that would not have stopped Jordan ....

FuzzyLumpkins
11-15-2014, 06:04 AM
MJ > Ebola > Influenza > Bryant


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BswHnf0xM

BillMc
11-15-2014, 06:19 AM
Every time he has a bad game is he going to say he was sick now? Kobe is the master of the media spin job...

Twisted_Dawg
11-15-2014, 06:38 AM
:lol
MJ > Ebola > Influenza > Bryant

exstatic
11-15-2014, 07:15 AM
Every time he has a bad game is he going to say he was sick now? Kobe is the master of the media spin job...

I know, right? Does he ALWAYS need an excuse?

Kobe, your team is shit. Take the night off if you're sick. Really.

100%duncan
11-15-2014, 07:25 AM
Hope he gets aids

Mal
11-15-2014, 07:39 AM
Dude is a joke

BillMc
11-15-2014, 08:54 AM
I know, right? Does he ALWAYS need an excuse?

Kobe, your team is shit. Take the night off if you're sick. Really.

Yep. Funny how nobody mentioned he was sick before the game. But shoot 1-14 and suddenly it is "cough cough".

BillMc
11-15-2014, 08:58 AM
And it's another MJ comparison for Kobe. Each had a "flu" game.

Though as I recall Jordan's turned out a little better....

(as FuzzyL showed in the video)

SupremeGuy
11-15-2014, 09:37 AM
Hope he gets aidsNot even that big of a deal anymore, tbh. Go with Ebola or something else... lol

100%duncan
11-15-2014, 09:43 AM
Not even that big of a deal anymore, tbh. Go with Ebola or something else... lol

Was about to but that would mean the death of the nba :cry

Aztecfan03
11-15-2014, 11:29 AM
:dramaquee

I thought there was a bs emoticon but I guess this will have to do.

wildcardX
11-15-2014, 12:20 PM
Fucker better not have gotten any Spurs players sick. First poking Kawhi's eye then trying to contaminate the Spurs players. Hope it was just a simple case of gonorrhea or he's just going through menopause.

KaiRMD1
11-15-2014, 01:04 PM
At least now we know Kobe will never be like Jordan

Galileo
11-15-2014, 01:10 PM
...more like ebola like symptoms!

johnpaulwall21
11-15-2014, 02:12 PM
i thought jordans "flu" game was debunked a while back.

Aggie Hoopsfan
11-15-2014, 02:23 PM
There was an article out in the papers in CA about how Kobe said he should be paid more than Tim because the Lakers tv deal is worth more than what the Spurs have.

1. You apparently are too stupid to understand the concept of the salary cap and how it affects your team.

2. Enjoy running out your career going 1-14 while feeding chumps like Sacre in the post.

Chomag
11-15-2014, 02:30 PM
Only thing bothering him was his Vagina

BillMc
11-15-2014, 02:33 PM
The guy had three future HOF bigs and couldn't keep any of them. He should be jealous of Tim, who has the social skills to get along with All-Star caliber teammates instead of being threatened by them. Kobe has never understood what D-Rob knew and passed on to Timmy.

hsxvvd
11-15-2014, 02:34 PM
I thought something was wrong, he looked a little "Green".

DJR210
11-15-2014, 02:49 PM
Came down w/ a case of kawhitis

Sean Cagney
11-15-2014, 04:00 PM
Sit out then instead of taking so many shots and missing, if you are that sick it is.

superbigtime
11-15-2014, 04:04 PM
One could say Kobe shouldn't have played then. Me, I like to see him clank jumper after jumper, so kudos to the rapist for 'playing through it.' He looked pretty terrible.

Dre_7
11-15-2014, 04:10 PM
First excuses on his contract. Now excuses for his worst night ever.

Another reason why Timmy is the man. You NEVER hear him make excuses.

TampaDude
11-15-2014, 07:34 PM
Must've been stomach flu, because Kobe shat himself all night.

spurraider21
11-15-2014, 07:37 PM
maybe Magic passed him a certain virus

Legacy
11-15-2014, 08:11 PM
Fuckin pathetic. SMDH

said7
11-15-2014, 09:18 PM
God, I love Tim Duncan's schlong!