Kirby already gearing up for the quit

[Clipper Nation]

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:lol More excuses for his selfishness
:lol "Team ball" = passing the ball for a game or two, then grabbing his knee, then mysteriously being out for the rest of the year
:lol "While he's healthy," a.k.a. "as soon as he passes MJ, he suddenly won't be healthy anymore"

[AaronY]

He's been a gunner since he was young and airballing threes against Utah in the playoffs and hell be gunner when he's playing pickup ball decades after he's retired

[djohn2oo8]

:lol

[elmanutres]

'm glad the media have finally taken off their masks and show kirby who he really is. Now you have his fan boys getting mad at the media saying they always hated kirby. The gift that keeps giving.

[Malik Hairston]

Meh, at least it's 2014 and most intelligent fans and media don't eat this shit up nowadays, tbh..most people that follow the NBA have completely turned on Kobe..

It's just the casual fan and Al-Quobe that still believe the excuses from 2005-2012, tbh..

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'm glad the media have finally taken off their masks and show kirby who he really is. Now you have his fan boys getting mad at the media saying they always hated kirby. The gift that keeps giving.

It's easy now for Media. They bled him out on the way up. Like they've done Cosby. Now they beat him to death on the way down. Kobe, he don't give a shit. He has "Jordan" to go after and the only one who can stop him is the Buss family. And they owe each, know each other's secrets. They'll let him be. And in return, Kobe will let them be. It's a cozy corporation that way.

[dirk4mvp]

It's easy now for Media. They bled him out on the way up. Like they've done Cosby. Now they beat him to death on the way down. Kobe, he don't give a shit. He has "Jordan" to go after and the only one who can stop him is the Buss family. And they owe each, know each other's secrets. They'll let him be. And in return, Kobe will let them be. It's a cozy corporation that way.


Yet Jordan is at 6 and Kobe will forever be stuck with the bag and 5*. Christ, don't that beat all!

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Meh, at least it's 2014 and most intelligent fans and media don't eat this shit up nowadays, tbh..most people that follow the NBA have completely turned on Kobe..

It's just the casual fan and Al-Quobe that still believe the excuses from 2005-2012, tbh..

That's just it, Kobe don't care. He DOESN'T HAVE TO anymore. Once Artest canned that assist Kobe was made. And you know what else, now only did he know it, but, "you" did to, "Hair."

Just like that.

P.S., do a 60 year old+ a solid and crunch the _-_-_ for me. Danka.

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Yet Jordan is at 6 and Kobe will forever be stuck with the bag and 5*. Christ, don't that beat all!

The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[Splits]

It's easy now for Media. They bled him out on the way up. Like they've done Cosby. Now they beat him to death on the way down. Kobe, he don't give a shit. He has "Jordan" to go after and the only one who can stop him is the Buss family. And they owe each, know each other's secrets. They'll let him be. And in return, Kobe will let them be. It's a cozy corporation that way.

Oh how the "mighty" have fallen.

From: "only one team wins their last game of the season"

To: "CUM ON ME KOBE PASS MJ ON POINTS KEEP CHUCKING CHUCKITY CHUCK CHUK"

Quite sad, honestly. You should have just stayed away. Your lack of integrity is being exposed.

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Oh how the "mighty" have fallen.

From: "only one team wins their last game of the season"

To: "CUM ON ME KOBE PASS MJ ON POINTS KEEP CHUCKING CHUCKITY CHUCK CHUK"

Quite sad, honestly. You should have just stayed away. Your lack of integrity is being exposed.

I woulda but everyone kept calling for me to return. Jesus Christ.

[Clipper Nation]

It's easy now for Media. They bled him out on the way up. Like they've done Cosby. Now they beat him to death on the way down.

Kirby bit the hand that fed him, Dale. Prior to the #40 ranking, Kirbs was the media darling. Every excuse was made by the rank n' file, Kirby was shielded from all criticism. But as soon as he opened his fuckin' maw to declare ESPN "stupid," it was all over for him. Christ!

[Splits]

I woulda but everyone kept calling for me to return. Jesus Christ.

Nobody of any credibility was asking you to return.

Even so, you could have come up with a better schtick than :cry Kobe pass MJ in points pls :cry

It's pathetic. Get something new or go back into hibernation

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Kirby bit the hand that fed him, Dale. Prior to the #40 ranking, Kirbs was the media darling. Every excuse was made by the rank n' file, Kirby was shielded from all criticism. But as soon as he opened his fuckin' maw to declare ESPN "stupid," it was all over for him. Christ!

He's pilin' points.

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Nobody of any credibility was asking you to return.

Even so, you could have come up with a better schtick than :cry Kobe pass MJ in points pls :cry

It's pathetic. Get something new or go back into hibernation

Please. Everybody and their sister was after me.

Jesus Christ.

[BatManu20]

Since Kobe entered the league in 1996, only 8 times has a player taken 24+ shots in a half. Kobe did it 6 of those times (including tonight). Thanks Twitter :lol

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Since Kobe entered the league in 1996, only 8 times has a player taken 24+ shots in a half. Kobe did it 6 of those times. Thanks Twitter :lol

+ that 6-24 thing you guys do when you get your dander up.

tee, hee.

[Clipper Nation]

He's pilin' points.
& bricks. He has Hondo in his rear view & he's not lookin' back.

[Malik Hairston]

Why is Culbear back, tbh?..

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Why is Culbear back, tbh?..

Because I was literally inundated with requests to return.

[Splits]

Please. Everybody and their sister was after me.

Jesus Christ.

"where is that old faggot" does not equal "pls come back old faggot we miss you :cry"

Even still, you could have been inventive with something fresh, instead we get ":cry kirby pls pass MJ in points :cry"

It's pathetic. Go back to the drawing board if you want to duel with professionals in these parts. We don't take kindly to amateurs.

[dirk4mvp]

The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

The Bag was applied by Dirk and made a permanent resident of California by Duncan this last June.

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& bricks. He has Hondo in his rear view & he's not lookin' back.

Pilin' points.

[BatManu20]

:lol

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The Bag was applied by Dirk and made a permanent resident of California by Duncan this last June.

No. The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[Clipper Nation]

Pilin' points.

Buryin' them with bricks.

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"where is that old faggot" does not equal "pls come back old faggot we miss you :cry"

Even still, you could have been inventive with something fresh, instead we get ":cry kirby pls pass MJ in points :cry"

It's pathetic. Go back to the drawing board if you want to duel with professionals in these parts. We don't take kindly to amateurs.

Pilin' points.

[D-Wade]

'm glad the media have finally taken off their masks and show kirby who he really is. Now you have his fan boys getting mad at the media saying they always hated kirby. The gift that keeps giving.

Winning cures everything but tbh Bean was never a guy you could say was gonna stay around the league as an ambassador after he hung it up. That says a lot.

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Buryin' them with bricks.

Pilin' points.

[spurraider21]

Pilin' points.
Doesn't matter.

[Clipper Nation]

Pilin' points.

In his bag.

[Splits]

Pilin' points.

:cry I can't believe Pop put the hit out on Kirby for revenge, stuck Kawhi fMVP on him to embarrass him! so unfair :cry

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Winning cures everything but tbh Bean was never a guy you could say was gonna stay around the league as an ambassador after he hung it up. That says a lot.

He's been more benevolent than I'd a ever been in his shoes. I'd a told 'em two things: get the fuck away from me. go back and fuck your mother some more. These/those people have never meant good to him. He still, to this fuckin' day can't see it completely. Fuck, I'm a thousand miles from it and I can see it.

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:cry I can't believe Pop put the hit out on Kirby for revenge, stuck Kawhi fMVP on him to embarrass him! so unfair :cry

I called it first. Me.

[Splits]

I called it first. Me.

:cry the TOSB is on his legacy-destroying tour, other teams should take mercy on his soul :cry

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:cry the TOSB is on his legacy-destroying tour, other teams should take mercy on his soul :cry

Me.

[Splits]

Me.

It's a pathetic schtick. Go away another 6 weeks and think of something more inventive.

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It's a pathetic schtick. Go away another 6 weeks and think of something more inventive.

It staysPERIOD

[spurraider21]

It staysPERIOD
Just like the bag in LA

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Just like the bag in LA

No. The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[DMC]

It's easy now for Media. They bled him out on the way up. Like they've done Cosby. Now they beat him to death on the way down. Kobe, he don't give a shit. He has "Jordan" to go after and the only one who can stop him is the Buss family. And they owe each, know each other's secrets. They'll let him be. And in return, Kobe will let them be. It's a cozy corporation that way.

How Dale's standards have changed (so much for standards). It used to be rings only, now "going after Jordan" is a points thing, the pretties he used to call it. How far the not so mighty have fallen. There's no objectivity at all with him now.

[AlexJones]

No. The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

Are you a pussy and/or an asshole?

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How Dale's standards have changed (so much for standards). It used to be rings only, now "going after Jordan" is a points thing, the pretties he used to call it. How far the not so mighty have fallen. There's no objectivity at all with him now.

Never said such.

[Sean Cagney]

Nobody of any credibility was asking you to return.

Even so, you could have come up with a better schtick than :cry Kobe pass MJ in points pls :cry

It's pathetic. Get something new or go back into hibernation
New? This guy has repeat on all the time for years now, the same tee hee and old bag or 6 or whatever he says, dude is stuck in a constant state of OCD and never can get out of that rut. He has been tired, old shit bag.
No. The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.
The bag won a title last year and is on a winning team now, the bag is really the man who shoots 37% and is 1-9.

[unforeseen]

Pilin' points.

As long as Kirby doesn't ring

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As long as Kirby doesn't ring

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

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New? This guy has repeat on all the time for years now, the same tee hee and old bag or 6 or whatever he says, dude is stuck in a constant state of OCD and never can get out of that rut. He has been tired, old shit bag.
The bag won a title last year and is on a winning team now, the bag is really the man who shoots 37% and is 1-9.

Nonetheless, The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[Clipper Nation]

Nonetheless, The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.
With Kirby in it.

[Sportstudi]

Kobe's on-off numbers. Simply hilarious: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/on-off/2015/

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Nonetheless, The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[Sportstudi]

Found that on realgm :lmao :lmao :lmao


Well there are only 5 instances in nba history of a player scoring 25 points on less then 40% FG shooting in a season. Two are by Iverson, two are Kobe and Harden this year. Of those 5 seasons Kobe currently has the second highest points and the lowest FG%.

If you look at TS% and points greater then 25, Kobe's .481 ranks 7th lowest, with 5 of the 6 ahead of him coming in 71-72 or earlier. The only other season is Iverson 03-04 which is only ahead by .03, mostly due to FT%. Basically the same if you look at eFG%.

His 99 ortg is the 3rd lowest among 25+ ppg scorers, and his impressive 0.1 WS is by far the lowest. He also will have the highest USG% in nba history if he continues at his current 38.9%

So by any metric this is the most inefficient scoring season in history.

[DPG21920]

The annoncers talking about Young returning was gold. "Lakers don't need help on offense as much as defense with getting Nick Young back" :lol

[Splits]

Kobe's on-off numbers. Simply hilarious: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/on-off/2015/

Holy shit.

[Seventyniner]

Kobe's on-off numbers. Simply hilarious: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/on-off/2015/

Absolutely mind-blowing.

-18.4 net rating with Kobe on the floor is like a 6-win pace. +8.9 with him off is in the mid to high 50s.

He's still the anti-Matt Bonner.

[jag]

Well there are only 5 instances in nba history of a player scoring 25 points on less then 40% FG shooting in a season. Two are by Iverson, two are Kobe and Harden this year. Of those 5 seasons Kobe currently has the second highest points and the lowest FG%.

If you look at TS% and points greater then 25, Kobe's .481 ranks 7th lowest, with 5 of the 6 ahead of him coming in 71-72 or earlier. The only other season is Iverson 03-04 which is only ahead by .03, mostly due to FT%. Basically the same if you look at eFG%.

His 99 ortg is the 3rd lowest among 25+ ppg scorers, and his impressive 0.1 WS is by far the lowest. He also will have the highest USG% in nba history if he continues at his current 38.9%

So by any metric this is the most inefficient scoring season in history

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[therealtruth]

He never got the how to make other people better. He's a gunner without a conscience.

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He never got the how to make other people better.

Artest withstanding.