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JudynTX
11-17-2014, 10:55 AM
Let the games begin. :lol


Lisa Kelly turned on the radio to set the mood.

As Tom Petty's new song "U Get Me High" played through the room, she lay on the bed and got down to business.

Facedown on top of her client's back, she gently stroked his arm. Their legs and feet intertwined.

She whispered in his ear.

"You may have to come over once a month," she said.

The client was Dan Haris, an old friend of Kelly's who wanted to try out her new business.

The business is Indy Cuddles, and it's pretty much what it sounds like. For a small fee — $35 for half an hour, $60 for an hour — Kelly will come to your home and snuggle with you.

Armed with knowledge from an illustrated book of cuddling positions, basic website design skills and a passion for human touch, Kelly started the business this fall. Since then, she has received the accompanying comments from interested clients. As well as detractors.

She has been called names, told that what she does is just a step above prostitution. One person called her an embarrassment to her family.

But when Kelly talks about Indy Cuddles, she is quick to discredit her critics.

"It's not sexual at all," she said. "It's something for people who feel alone or stressed out or in pain for whatever reason, lonely."

Cont'd - http://www.thv11.com/story/life/2014/11/14/carmel-cuddler-seeks-soothe-clients-touch/19039507/

mrsmaalox
11-17-2014, 11:12 AM
I'd be an animal cuddler because people are gross.

JudynTX
11-17-2014, 11:16 AM
I'd be an animal cuddler because people are gross.

:lol I'll remember that the next time I see you. No hugs!

mrsmaalox
11-17-2014, 11:20 AM
:lol I'll remember that the next time I see you. No hugs!

Oh but you won't be able to resist me :D

Blake
11-17-2014, 11:21 AM
"It's not sexual at all," she said.*

Right..

Spur-Addict
11-17-2014, 11:35 AM
Blake having flashbacks

Blake
11-17-2014, 11:40 AM
Wut

Fabbs
11-17-2014, 01:41 PM
Hope someone with super bad gas hires her.

hehateme
11-17-2014, 05:18 PM
Could get a fat chick to do the same for free. Just need a lot of liquor for yourself so you don't remember it.

xmas1997
11-18-2014, 10:30 AM
Blake having flashbacks

:lmao

Blake
11-18-2014, 11:34 AM
:lmao

why do you find that funny? Explain.

ohmwrecker
11-18-2014, 11:36 AM
He has no idea.

JudynTX
11-18-2014, 11:39 AM
:lmao


why do you find that funny? Explain.

Will you two knock it off and stop ruining every thread? FFS

Chewbacca
11-18-2014, 11:45 AM
Blake having flashbacks

:lmao

Blake
11-18-2014, 12:03 PM
He has no idea.

Maybe it's his way of sincerely apologizing

xmas1997
11-18-2014, 01:01 PM
Maybe it's his way of sincerely apologizing

That was done for you already.

Have you ever considered doing it?

It might make you a better man, one you can live with and not be a lying hypocrite to every woman you get to know in real life.

Just saying.

JudynTX
11-18-2014, 01:16 PM
So, no answers, and no interest in the topic.

Then why be here?

Go to a thread you have interest in instead, easy fix, surprised I have to explain it to you both, actually.

I wish you would start taking your own advice!!!