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Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 11:49 AM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1425349-charting-pau-gasols-decline-as-a-los-angeles-laker-use-shot-charts

http://www.lakersnation.com/magic-johnson-on-pau-gasol-leaving-lakers-for-bulls/2014/07/30/

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-firing-away-pau-gasol-addresses-los-144531785.html

Meanwhile for the Bulls:

18.6, 10+ to go with 2.5 blocks.

It's too bad he's washed up and couldn't help the Lakers at all this season. :lol

Thread
11-17-2014, 12:15 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1425349-charting-pau-gasols-decline-as-a-los-angeles-laker-use-shot-charts

http://www.lakersnation.com/magic-johnson-on-pau-gasol-leaving-lakers-for-bulls/2014/07/30/

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-firing-away-pau-gasol-addresses-los-144531785.html

Meanwhile for the Bulls:

18.6, 10+ to go with 2.5 blocks.

It's too bad he's washed up and couldn't help the Lakers at all this season. :lol

Unless he gets the 16 after the 82 he's shinin' shoes.

Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 12:19 PM
Unless he gets the 16 after the 82 he's shinin' shoes.

Shaq got his, and Pau has a decent shot this year. Very good chance of making the finals.

Unlike someone else we know.

But Pau is just washed up, right?

Spur-Addict
11-17-2014, 12:31 PM
Thread supporting, The Jockey :lol

Thread
11-17-2014, 12:45 PM
Shaq got his, and Pau has a decent shot this year. Very good chance of making the finals.

Unlike someone else we know.

But Pau is just washed up, right?

Go on, win the 16 after the 82 and I'll bow at his feet.

Chop/chop.

ambchang
11-17-2014, 01:09 PM
Go on, win the 16 after the 82 and I'll bow at his feet.

Chop/chop.

Before it was couldn't win a game in the playoff schtick, now that MVPau's Bulls will likely win at least a few games, it's winning 16 in the playoffs.

Thread
11-17-2014, 01:10 PM
Before it was couldn't win a game in the playoff schtick, now that MVPau's Bulls will likely win at least a few games, it's winning 16 in the playoffs.

Prove me wrong. Win the 16 by next June and I'll bow at his fuckin' feet unconditionally.

Go on. It's easy. Win the 16. Chop/chop.

ElNono
11-17-2014, 01:14 PM
Who will win more games, tbh?

- 2013-2014 MVPau Lakers
- 2014-2015 Brick Mamba Lakers

Thread
11-17-2014, 01:15 PM
Who will win more games, tbh?

- 2013-2014 MVPau Lakers
- 2014-2015 Brick Mamba Lakers

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!

Spur-Addict
11-17-2014, 01:16 PM
Who will win more games, tbh?

- 2013-2014 MVPau Lakers
- 2014-2015 Brick Mamba Lakers

:lol

ElNono
11-17-2014, 01:16 PM
Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!

I'll take that as MVPau Lakers. Let us proceed....

Thread
11-17-2014, 01:16 PM
Let us proceed...

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

spurraider21
11-17-2014, 01:44 PM
Unless he gets the 16 after the 82 he's shinin' shoes.
alongside kobe

ambchang
11-17-2014, 01:46 PM
Prove me wrong. Win the 16 by next June and I'll bow at his fuckin' feet unconditionally.

Go on. It's easy. Win the 16. Chop/chop.

It's not easy and you know it, not with a team planned around a player built with glass.

You are changing the rules as you go.

Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 03:57 PM
I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Movin' them goalposts might not be your invention, but you sure do cop to it like a dope fiend to a seedy park.

Killakobe81
11-17-2014, 03:57 PM
Shaq got his, and Pau has a decent shot this year. Very good chance of making the finals.

Unlike someone else we know.

But Pau is just washed up, right?

Pau needed a change.
We need to suck.
Pau is much better with Taj and Noah to cover his lack of mobility on defense. Chicago is a great fit he makes up for their lack of post-game.

Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 04:04 PM
Pau needed a change.
We need to suck.
Pau is much better with Taj and Noah to cover his lack of mobility on defense. Chicago is a great fit he makes up for their lack of post-game.

Why would Pau want to leave LA? Serious question. He and Kobe were so buddy buddy and the lights of the big city were, what, too boring for him? Why would he want to leave?

Killakobe81
11-17-2014, 04:18 PM
Why would Pau want to leave LA? Serious question. He and Kobe were so buddy buddy and the lights of the big city were, what, too boring for him? Why would he want to leave?

A chance at a title, tbh.

tp2021
11-17-2014, 04:42 PM
Kobe can shine shoes all season long in the houses he's building.

Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 05:03 PM
A chance at a title, tbh.

Odd, considering the Lakers just had four lock down bona-fide Hall of Famers on their team, Pau included.

Thread
11-17-2014, 05:33 PM
It's not easy and you know it, not with a team planned around a player built with glass.

You are changing the rules as you go.

Don't want to hear it. Get on with it.

Chop/chop.

Thread
11-17-2014, 05:33 PM
Kobe can shine shoes all season long in the houses he's building.

And he has 28 other teams keeping him company now and next June.

tp2021
11-17-2014, 06:41 PM
Kobe can keep company all season long in the houses he's building.






















































...he just needs the company. Sign someone, Mitch.

Cry Havoc
11-17-2014, 06:53 PM
A lot of times we run a set. But Kobe is extremely aggressive. We try to get it off the glass. But we have to find a balance"

FkLA
11-17-2014, 07:00 PM
We need to suck.

And why is that? :lol

DMC
11-17-2014, 07:11 PM
Unless he gets the 16 after the 82 he's shinin' shoes.
Yet you lodging stats in the MJ hunt for rapist

Thread
11-17-2014, 08:42 PM
Yet you lodging stats in the MJ hunt for rapist

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

ambchang
11-17-2014, 10:28 PM
Don't want to hear it. Get on with it.

Chop/chop.

Instead you should stick with your schtick.

Thread
11-17-2014, 11:29 PM
Instead you should stick with your schtick.

Let us proceed...

ambchang
11-18-2014, 07:22 AM
Let us proceed...

Backtracking chickenshit.

Thread
11-18-2014, 07:25 AM
chickenshit.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Fabbs
11-18-2014, 07:45 AM
http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2011/12/IMPTYVMP029_500.jpg
The Bag will be attached soon.
Hold on.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 08:01 AM
I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

No, you are the only chickenshit around here. Nobody followed your "trend" to become a chickenshit you chickenshit.

Uriel
11-18-2014, 08:05 AM
I don't see how OP's post can possibly be construed as good news for Spurfan, considering how tantalisingly close he came to joining us in the offseason, and how massive an upgrade he would constitute over joke NBA players like Ayres and Baynes.

RsxPiimp
11-18-2014, 08:06 AM
No, you are the only chickenshit around here. Nobody followed your "trend" to become a chickenshit you chickenshit.

Pretty sure, people followed and loved his trend

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:15 AM
chickenshit chickenshit chickenshit.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:16 AM
I don't see how OP's post can possibly be construed as good news for Spurfan, considering how tantalisingly close he came to joining us in the offseason, and how massive an upgrade he would constitute over joke NBA players like Ayres and Baynes.

tee, hee.

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:16 AM
The Bag will be attached soon.
Hold on.

The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

Fabbs
11-18-2014, 08:34 AM
Pretty sure, people followed and loved his trend
:lol sock puppet

Fabbs
11-18-2014, 08:38 AM
The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.
Oh no it will continue as is, attached to you.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 08:39 AM
Pretty sure, people followed and loved his trend

Who turned chickenshit following his lead.


I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

You are the lone chickenshit, nobody else comes close, you chickenshit.

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:40 AM
chickenshit chickenshit, chickenshit.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:40 AM
Oh no it will continue as is, attached to you.

No. The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

unleashbaynes
11-18-2014, 08:42 AM
I don't see how OP's post can possibly be construed as good news for Spurfan, considering how tantalisingly close he came to joining us in the offseason, and how massive an upgrade he would constitute over joke NBA players like Ayres and Baynes.

pau was never gonna come here.

:lol bitching about end of bench players. Remind me again how many minutes Baynes/Errors played in the playoffs last year?

Thread
11-18-2014, 08:44 AM
pau was never gonna come here.

U got ya good there didn't he?

tee, hee.

Killakobe81
11-18-2014, 09:34 AM
Bulls frontline with Pau is formidable but they proved he is far from MVPAU ...they beat up on the Clips without Pau or Rose. Again showing what good coaching and having frontline depth can do for a team.

Pau is a great player and without him Lakers are short two rings but he needs a lot of help to be truly effective. I am glad he has that in Chicago he had very little left here ...

ambchang
11-18-2014, 09:41 AM
I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Nobody is acting like a chicken shit like you.

You are also a backtracker who went from 25-6-6 to 25-5-5, and is acting all "I told you so". But then backtracking has been around for a while, so you can't even claim credit for that one.

Uriel
11-18-2014, 10:03 AM
pau was never gonna come here.

:lol bitching about end of bench players. Remind me again how many minutes Baynes/Errors played in the playoffs last year?
Combined, Ayres and Baynes played 166 total playoff minutes last season, roughly the equivalent of 3 1/2 NBA games. That's 166 more minutes than they should've played at all.

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11-18-2014, 10:07 AM
25-6-6 to 25-5-5

LMFAO!!!

ambchang
11-18-2014, 10:48 AM
LMFAO!!!

That's what you did, don't try to deny it. You are backtracking to make yourself look better than you are, and you still look like a pile of shit.

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11-18-2014, 10:52 AM
That's what you did, don't try to deny it. You are backtracking to make yourself look better than you are, and you still look like a pile of shit.

25-5-5.

Biernutz
11-18-2014, 11:51 AM
Pau must be washed up. Good thing the Lakers dumped
him in time to keep his down slide from bringing down the team....

Thread
11-18-2014, 12:07 PM
Pau must be washed up. Good thing the Lakers dumped
him in time to keep his down slide from bringing down the team....

Let him with the 16 after the 82 and I'll relent.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 12:43 PM
25-5-5.

Backtracking like superman on a hunting trip.

Cry Havoc
11-18-2014, 02:01 PM
Bulls frontline with Pau is formidable but they proved he is far from MVPAU ...they beat up on the Clips without Pau or Rose. Again showing what good coaching and having frontline depth can do for a team.

Pau is a great player and without him Lakers are short two rings but he needs a lot of help to be truly effective. I am glad he has that in Chicago he had very little left here ...

Pau needs a lot of help? Who doesn't? Aside from prime Duncan and prime Hakeem, everyone in NBA history has needed a lot of help.

Kobe needs a fuckton of talent around him to even sniff a ring.

Clipper Nation
11-18-2014, 02:05 PM
Bulls frontline with Pau is formidable but they proved he is far from MVPAU ...they beat up on the Clips without Pau or Rose. Again showing what good coaching and having frontline depth can do for a team.

Pau is a great player and without him Lakers are short two rings but he needs a lot of help to be truly effective. I am glad he has that in Chicago he had very little left here ...
MVPau needs help, whereas Kirby IS the help. Actually, Kirby is more of a hindrance to winning with his chucking and cancerous personality.

MVPau > KirbyPERIOD

Thread
11-18-2014, 02:17 PM
Backtracking like superman on a hunting trip.

25-5-5.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 02:18 PM
Pau needs a lot of help? Who doesn't? Aside from prime Duncan and prime Hakeem, everyone in NBA history has needed a lot of help.

Kobe needs a fuckton of talent around him to even sniff the 2nd round.

FIFY

ambchang
11-18-2014, 02:18 PM
25-5-5.

When it was 25-6-6

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11-18-2014, 02:19 PM
When it was 25-6-6

25-5-5.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 03:37 PM
25-6-6 seems like a distant memory, I see.

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11-18-2014, 05:06 PM
25-5-5.

ambchang
11-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Was 25-6-6

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11-18-2014, 11:48 PM
^ 25-5-5

ambchang
11-19-2014, 07:35 AM
You lost one on two counts.

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11-19-2014, 07:55 AM
^ 25-5-5

Clipper Nation
11-19-2014, 12:39 PM
^ 25-5-5
& still shinin' shoes post-Daddy and pre-MVPau.

But that's none of my business, though.

http://i.imgur.com/4PksXfE.png

Leetonidas
11-19-2014, 12:42 PM
It's kinda sad the trolling material the Cubster is still parroting. No one gives two shits since the Spurs rang, all of his shenanigans have been dismissed and no one really gets trolled by him anymore. After 5>4 it's all gone down hill. Now he's resorting to posting Kobe's statline? How the once mighty have fallen

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11-19-2014, 01:13 PM
It's kinda sad the trolling material the Cubster is still parroting. No one gives two shits since the Spurs rang, all of his shenanigans have been dismissed and no one really gets trolled by him anymore. After 5>4 it's all gone down hill. Now he's resorting to posting Kobe's statline? How the once mighty have fallen

Bend over, Lee, I'll show you how the once mighty have fuckin' fallen.

Thread
11-19-2014, 01:14 PM
& still shinin' shoes post-Daddy and pre-MVPau.

But that's none of my business, though.

http://i.imgur.com/4PksXfE.png

I noticed you sittin' right next to me, brush in hand. You've nary room.

Leetonidas
11-19-2014, 01:21 PM
Bend over, Lee, I'll show you how the once mighty have fuckin' fallen.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oh-stop-u.gif

Killakobe81
11-19-2014, 01:46 PM
Bend over, Lee, I'll show you how the once mighty have fuckin' fallen.

Keep bringing the goods Cully, parroting or not.
People copy your shit, isn't that "parroting"?

The fact that we suck a big pair of elephant nuts shouldn't change you. I love how when your team sucks and you point out a flaw in another team or player they deflect to Laker trash talk ... we know they suck doesnt change the truth.

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11-19-2014, 01:50 PM
Keep bringing the goods Cully, parroting or not.
People copy your shit, isn't that "parroting"?

The fact that we suck a big pair of elephant nuts shouldn't change you. I love how when your team sucks and you point out a flaw in another team or player they deflect to Laker trash talk ... we know they suck doesnt change the truth.

Killa

spurraider21
11-19-2014, 01:52 PM
Keep bringing the goods Cully, parroting or not.
People copy your shit, isn't that "parroting"?
some of his stuff is funny. but he exclusively speaks in catchphrases.

its just funny when his catchphrase standards are dropped, like how 25-6-6 became 25-5-5