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JudynTX
11-18-2014, 03:11 PM
One of my coworkers complained someone took a smelly shit in their bathroom so he went home. :lmao:rollin Apparently, the air spray didn't help.
AussieFanKurt
11-18-2014, 03:50 PM
Why are people such whiny little bitches.... at first was hoping this was a joke but I'm sure people complain about this shit... :lol
lefty
11-18-2014, 04:08 PM
men's bathroom after lunch

Must avoid
Spur|n|Austin
11-18-2014, 04:28 PM
I go down 12 floors to the an empty floor. Pooping heaven.
cantthinkofanything
11-18-2014, 04:45 PM
I go down 12 floors to the an empty floor. Pooping heaven.

lol. does it ever get swept up? what will you do if someone leases the space?
mrsmaalox
11-18-2014, 05:23 PM
One of my coworkers complained someone took a smelly shit in their bathroom so he went home. :lmao:rollin Apparently, the air spray didn't help.

Poop + air freshener = :vomit:
cantthinkofanything
11-18-2014, 05:42 PM
Poop + air freshener = :vomit:

I hate those scented kitchen trash bags.
Spur|n|Austin
11-18-2014, 06:06 PM
lol. does it ever get swept up? what will you do if someone leases the space?

Guess I'd be shit outta luck.
The Gemini Method
11-18-2014, 06:09 PM
I think we have someone who is playing with a less-than-full deck. They keep plugging up the bathroom with the seat protectors. It's not an often occurrence but it happens at least once a month.
cantthinkofanything
11-18-2014, 06:10 PM
I think we have someone who is playing with a less-than-full deck. They keep plugging up the bathroom with the seat protectors. It's not an often occurrence but it happens at least once a month.

I know that must suck but it makes me laugh
The Gemini Method
11-18-2014, 06:12 PM
I know that must suck but it makes me laugh

It did make me laugh for the first 3 or 4 times they did it. Now it just sucks after a night of drinking and questionable Mexican fast food... :lol
FuzzyLumpkins
11-18-2014, 09:34 PM
I shit in the morning like clockwork and immediately take a shower. I feel sorry for people who are irregular. A good friend of mine shits like 3 or 4 times a day. I especially feel sorry for ladies who have to sit to pee. I have tried the hovering shit once when on the road and fuck that.
The Reckoning
11-18-2014, 11:12 PM
good thing i work outdoors
JudynTX
11-19-2014, 10:18 AM
Poop + air freshener = :vomit:

Well ma'am when it smells really bad, I'd rather smell Febreeze than shit. :lol
SnakeBoy
11-19-2014, 11:14 AM
I shit in the morning like clockwork and immediately take a shower. I feel sorry for people who are irregular. A good friend of mine shits like 3 or 4 times a day. I especially feel sorry for ladies who have to sit to pee. I have tried the hovering shit once when on the road and fuck that.

I don't know how often my friends shit.
FuzzyLumpkins
11-19-2014, 11:28 AM
I don't know how often my friends shit.

It was a health issue that he went to go see a gastroenterologist regarding it.
The Gemini Method
11-19-2014, 11:34 AM
It was a health issue that he went to go see a gastroenterologist regarding it. Shitting 3 to 4 times is a health issue?
JudynTX
11-19-2014, 12:02 PM
I think we have someone who is playing with a less-than-full deck. They keep plugging up the bathroom with the seat protectors. It's not an often occurrence but it happens at least once a month.

How many use the seat protectors available? :lol I've seen ladies walk out with some to take home.
The Gemini Method
11-19-2014, 12:05 PM
How many use the seat protectors available? :lol I've seen ladies walk out with some to take home.

In my workplace, you'd be wise to use them. The exodus of people from other buildings to our lavish lavatories is quite a bit.
unleashbaynes
11-19-2014, 12:15 PM
I've got an executive. Only 3-4 asses have the key.
CosmicCowboy
11-19-2014, 02:21 PM
One of my coworkers complained someone took a smelly shit in their bathroom so he went home. :lmao:rollin Apparently, the air spray didn't help.

That qualifies for a man card revocation.
DarrinS
11-19-2014, 04:00 PM
It would be nice if there was something to warn you before walking in.

Like this

http://falkvinge.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Red-Siren-Animated.gif
JudynTX
11-20-2014, 11:16 AM
It would be nice if there was something to warn you before walking in.

Like this

http://falkvinge.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Red-Siren-Animated.gif

That's a great invention, get on it!
mrsmaalox
11-20-2014, 11:29 AM
How many use the seat protectors available? :lol I've seen ladies walk out with some to take home.

Eeek. That's pretty bad if you have to use a seat protector in your own home :lol
DarrinS
11-20-2014, 12:00 PM
How many use the seat protectors available? :lol I've seen ladies walk out with some to take home.


ass gasket, tbh