The Bet

[Avante]

I have a bet here with another poster about how this thread will go. I ...guaranteed....some things I know we will see here, he told me that we'd see something different.

Obviously I can't devulge the specifics of the bet.

So let's have some music as it goes exactly as I said it would and I win the bet.

This is the oldest...."House of the Rising Sun"...out there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPvaHD6j-Y

Texas Alexander the only major old blues cat who didn't play any instrument.

[Avante]

Do I know my target audience or what? This was too easy and I knew it would be.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about some Opium?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tWX4bB6Ns4

[cantthinkofanything]

Do I know my target audience or what? This was too easy and I knew it would be.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about some Opium?


did you bet that you would watch some kiddie porn while eating alone?

[Avante]

did you bet that you would watch some kiddie porn while eating alone?

Actually it went down like this...

X...you sure know how to work those people.
Avante....yep!
X...I bet you could get them to do almost anything you want.
Avante....yep!
X...they can't stay away from you.
Avante...I bet they can.
X...no way.
Avante...wanna bet?
X...ok.
Avante....ok watch how I do this and once I bump it up it will be cantthinkofanything who is the first to post with his usual ...Duh?
X...impossible
Avante...watch the master at work:king

[cantthinkofanything]

Actually it went down like this...

X...you sure know how to work those people.
Avante....yep!
X...I bet you could get them to do almost anything you want.
Avante....yep!
X...they can't stay away from you.
Avante...I bet they can.
X...no way.
Avante...wanna bet?
X...ok.
Avante....ok watch how I do this and once I bump it up it will be cantthinkofanything who is the first to post with his usual ...Duh?
X...impossible
Avante...watch the master at work:king

so this was all to bait me?

[ohmwrecker]

Can you get the poster you made the bet with to come in here and confirm this nonsense?

[Blake]

Worst attention whore thread ever

[Clipper Nation]

Do I know my target audience or what? This was too easy and I knew it would be.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about some Opium?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tWX4bB6Ns4
Translation:

:cry "Fuck... nobody wants to talk to my old ass. Better bump this thread so it looks like less of a miserable failure and pretend like I wanted zero replies." :cry

[Avante]

so this was all to bait me?

Hell yes, and it was E-Z...hahaha!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Can you get the poster you made the bet with to come in here and confirm this nonsense?

There was no fucking bet ya dummy, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Worst attention whore thread ever

Little man...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240696

[Avante]

Translation:

:cry "Fuck... nobody wants to talk to my old ass. Better bump this thread so it looks like less of a miserable failure and pretend like I wanted zero replies." :cry

Why is it you never ever ever get anything right? How in the hell does anyone post in this thread thinking they might win something for me....well?

Damn your dumb.

[ohmwrecker]

There was no fucking bet ya dummy, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know. I just wanted to see how far you would take it.

[Clipper Nation]

Why is it you never ever ever get anything right? How in the hell does anyone post in this thread thinking they might win something for me....well?

Damn your dumb.
I'll go slow.

You, more than anyone else on this site, care deeply about the number of replies your threads get. Seeing that big fat zero next to this thread must have bruised your ego since you bumped your own thread. Ipso facto: you're an old faggot.

[Avante]

I know. I just wanted to see how far you would take it.

And I just wanted to see which one of you was dumb enought to...."ok ok so who did ya bet with?"

[ohmwrecker]

And I just wanted to see which one of you was dumb enought to...."ok ok so who did ya bet with?"

Hey, man. Don't take it out on me because your joke fell flat.

[Avante]

I'll go slow.

You, more than anyone else on this site, care deeply about the number of replies your threads get. Seeing that big fat zero next to this thread must have bruised your ego since you bumped your own thread. Ipso facto: you're an old faggot.


Little man we have doers and followers, ok? I do things, you follow...ok? I knew if I worded it the way I did....NOBODY...is taking the chance of being why I won the bet...ok half pint? And...that should be obvious.

Everyone who read this....what do I do, ok...nothing. It was real obvious it was going to go just like it did.

Damn you're dumb.

[Avante]

Hey, man. Don't take it out on me because your joke fell flat.

It went exactly as I knew it would.

[cantthinkofanything]

Avante....ok watch how I do this and once I bump it up it will be cantthinkofanything who is the first to post with his usual ...Duh?
X...impossible
Avante...watch the master at work:king


so this was all to bait me?


Hell yes, and it was E-Z...hahaha!!!!!!!

do I need to finish the joke?

[Avante]

do I need to finish the joke?

This was me being very confident I can toss anything out there and.....they will come.

[Blake]

This was me being very confident I can toss anything out there and.....they will come.

Gosh who could have known it was possible to post a thread on a messageboard and have people respond.

[benefactor]

Worst attention whore thread ever
The only reason he bumped it is because I turned his "look at your thread with no posts" response shtick against him.

[Avante]

Gosh who could have known it was possible to post a thread on a messageboard and have people respond.

Tell that to...

Clipper Nation
ohmwrecker
ChumpWhatever

[Avante]

The only reason he bumped it is because I turned his "look at your thread with no posts" response shtick against him.

Little man I hate to break it to ya like this but you mean absolutely/positively nothing to me at all...ok? Unless I look down and see you humping my leg I ignore you. I know I mean a lot to you, as we all can see.

So, wrong as usual. I've had other...0..threads, how come I didn't bump them up, now think.

[Avante]

Look at what we have here....

Blake
ohmwrecker
benefactor
Clipper Nation
cantthinkofanything

....yep, a master :king

[benefactor]

Look at what we have here....

Blake
ohmwrecker
benefactor
Clipper Nation
cantthinkofanything

....yep, an attention whore.

[Avante]

translation

Damn that Avante, he's like a drug, I can't do without my fix. He's like a magnet, he just grabs ya and there ya go, wow, what a talented guy he is.

[Blake]

Look at what we have here....

Blake
ohmwrecker
benefactor
Clipper Nation
cantthinkofanything

....yep, a master :king

You're a crazy, sad old man.

And you're fat.

[Avante]

You're a crazy, sad old man.

And you're fat.

Not even close, what I am however is a guy who takes little dumbass shits like you and makes them look ridiciulous. Look at what I do to you half pint, yep...OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel, so get it right amigo.

My freshman year in high school

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/i/ivanputski/09.jpg

[benefactor]

translation

Damn that Avante, he's like a walking sphere, I can't look at him without laughing. He's like a magnet, he just grabs ya and there ya go, disappearing right into his blubbler.

[Avante]

translation

Here I am yet again, I just can't help myself, yep....OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Trust me fat man. Nobody would miss you if you and your attention whore threads disappeared forever.

[Avante]

Trust me fat man. Nobody would miss you if you and your attention whore threads disappeared forever.

Prove it. There is no way in hell a little miserable fuck like you can stay out of my threads, yep...impossible!!!!!!!

Here's a deal for ya slick, totally ignore me for the rest of the year and I won't post one thread in 2015....deal?

Prove what you're saying.

This little shit follows me from thread to thread forum to forum with....nobody would miss you.....hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just for you midget.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ARUCSdcLPY

[ohmwrecker]

It went exactly as I knew it would.

:lol No. It didn't.

[Avante]

:lol No. It didn't.

Now think about it my man.

You entered this thread and thought...."will I help him win the bet"....right? Then you left.....right?

[ohmwrecker]

Now think about it my man.

You entered this thread and thought...."will I help him win the bet"....right? Then you left.....right?

You already claimed victory before I entered this thread. It didn't have anything to do with me. Nice try, though.

[Avante]

You already claimed victory before I entered this thread. It didn't have anything to do with me. Nice try, though.

The bottom line is look at the gang that showed up, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[benefactor]

translation

Here I am yet again, I just can't help myself, yep....ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

translation

I told ya I was in great shape.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/c/cowboybradley/01.jpg

[benefactor]

Well I have proof that I actually lift, fat ass.

[Avante]

Well I have proof that I actually lift, fat ass.

The thing is nobody gives a fuck slick, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

Look at what we have here....

Blake
ohmwrecker
benefactor
Clipper Nation
cantthinkofanything

Yep... five posters that are just way better and more interesting than you. You should thank us for posting in your shitty-ass threads, tbh.

[Avante]

Yep... five posters that are just way better and more interesting than you. You should thank us for posting in your shitty-ass threads, tbh.

You mean the five who come here to see who can haul their uncreative dull and boring asses around because they aren't going to do shit themselves, that five?

[Trainwreck2100]

I bet myself avante would bump this thread. I also bet myself he'll reply to this post in a certain way.

[Avante]

I bet myself avante would bump this thread. I also bet myself he'll reply to this post in a certain way.

This thread was all about the bump. You can't figure that out? NOBODY....had a clue what to do and I knew that.

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread was all about the bump. You can't figure that out? NOBODY....had a clue what to do and I knew that.

I knew about that, that's why I bet myself

[Avante]

I knew about that, that's why I bet myself

I have you actually betting yourself, hahaha!!!!! Do I really make that sort of impact on you? Dude. if I don't look down and see you humping away you mean...0...to me.

[manufan10]

The thing is nobody gives a fuck slick, ok?

Oh, the irony in this post. :lol

[Avante]

Oh, the irony in this post. :lol

I simply post threads, now think about it.

[Trainwreck2100]

I have you actually betting yourself, hahaha!!!!! Do I really make that sort of impact on you? Dude. if I don't look down and see you humping away you mean...0...to me.
Fella let me tell you how this works, in the betting biz its all about "trends" and "spots"(look that up). This followedthe usual trend and was the perfect "spot" no difficulty took less than a second

[benefactor]

Fella let me tell you how this works, in the betting biz its all about "trends" and "spots"(look that up). This followedthe usual trend and was the perfect "spot" no difficulty took less than a second
:lol

[Avante]

Fella let me tell you how this works, in the betting biz its all about "trends" and "spots"(look that up). This followedthe usual trend and was the perfect "spot" no difficulty took less than a second

Actually it works like this, there will always be a large % of leechs and leg humpers on boards of this fashion. I;m well aware of that, I underststand human nature and how to entice the masses. I;m the guy you simply cannot ignore. That's because I'm a master at pushing buttons and pulling strings. So you actually have little to no choice in this and we both know it. Not unlike so many others here, some come here actually looking for...Avante....I know this and run with it.

You are just another one of my posse here, yep...owned!

[Blake]

I have you actually betting yourself, hahaha!!!!! Do I really make that sort of impact on you? Dude. if I don't look down and see you humping away you mean...0...to me.

you're an out of touch old fart.

[Avante]

you're an out of touch old fart.

You're a dumb little fuck who gets off following others around. What would you do without us?

[Blake]

You're a dumb little fuck who gets off following others around. What would you do without us?

Who is "us?"

don't mistake your obsession with me into thinking I follow you around.

Fat fuck.

[Avante]

Who is "us?"

don't mistake your obsession with me into thinking I follow you around.

Fat fuck.

Us...would ne everyone here you rely on to carry you around everyday. What do you do besides leech?

Dude, you crawl off my leg and we'd never talk at all, ok? Hell yes you follow me around and everyones sees it.

I'll try again...

Stay away from me slick and I'll totally/100%/completely ignore you....ok? You simply can't do it can you, now who is obsessed with who?

[ohmwrecker]

He was going to scoreboard this thread no matter what happened.

[Avante]

He was going to scoreboard this thread no matter what happened.

It takes all kinds of people to make this old world go around, we have those like myself who do things and make a difference then we have those like yourself who lack any drive/creativity/imigination, so you go around leeching off us who do. I don't need anyone else, while without me/us you are watching Bill Cosby reruns.

[Blake]

It takes all kind of people to make this old world go around, we have those like myself who do things and make a difference then we have those like yourself who lack any drive/creativity/imigination, so you go around leeching off us who do. I don't needanyone else, while without me/us you are watching Bill Cosby reruns.

You make no positive difference here. None.

You're just a running joke. Nothing more.

[Avante]

You make no positive difference here. None.

You're just a running joke. Nothing more.

Whatever

Hey Blake can ya do me one little favor? How's bout jumping on my other leg, you've drilled a hole in that one...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

It takes all kinds of people to make this old world go around, we have those like myself who do things and make a difference then we have those like yourself who lack any drive/creativity/imigination, so you go around leeching off us who do. I don't need anyone else, while without me/us you are watching Bill Cosby reruns.

Yeah. I'm alright with what I've accomplished in my life so far. You know, in the real world. You go ahead and keep scoreboarding your internet message board threads.

[Avante]

Yeah. I'm alright with what I've accomplished in my life so far. You know, in the real world. You go ahead and keep scoreboarding your internet message board threads.

Well I could just go around bugging others in their threads like you do. Why not stay out there in that real world instead of coming here to see who you can bug? Is that really all you are capable of?

[Blake]

Whatever

Hey Blake can ya do me one little favor? How's bout jumping on my other leg, you've drilled a hole in that one...ok?

How about you write another poem about me telling me how much you never think about me.

That'll show me.

[Avante]

How about you write another poem about me telling me how much you never think about me.

That'll show me.

Do you ever respond to what is said to you?

Hey Blake, can ya switch legs, there is a big old wet spot on that one...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Well I could just go around bugging others in their threads like you do. Why not stay out there in that real world instead of coming here to see who you can bug? Is that really all you are capable of?

I just come here to have fun. If I want to make a thread, I'll do it. Why do you always need to tell people what to do?

[Avante]

I just come here to have fun. If I want to make a thread, I'll do it. Why do you always need to tell people what to do?

You mean those people who come here just be a pest?

[Blake]

You mean those people who come here just be a pest?

it's a messageboard.

You're dumb.

[ohmwrecker]

You mean those people who come here just be a pest?

You keep harping on this issue like you think it will make a difference.

[Avante]

it's a messageboard.

You're dumb.

Yes it's a messageboard and where do we find you most the time on this forum? Now think little man.

[Avante]

You keep harping on this issue like you think it will make a difference.

It has made a difference.

[ohmwrecker]

It has made a difference.

How so?

[Avante]

How so?

Well here you are:hat

[ohmwrecker]

Well here you are:hat

Here you are.

[Blake]

Well here you are:hat

So you complain about people being a pest so that they will be even more of a pest to you.

You're pathetic.

[Avante]

Here you are.

So here we are.

[Avante]

So you complain about people being a pest so that they will be even more of a pest to you.

You're pathetic.

So I'm the only one you bug, right? Dude, look at yourself, all you do here is follow me/others around seeing if you can bother them...THAT..is pathetic.

[ohmwrecker]

How 'bout some folk blues?

9gytJemzNTM

[Avante]

How 'bout some folk blues?

9gytJemzNTM

Hurt's 1928 Okeh recordings..... magnificent.

This guy is like Mississippi Fred McDowell and Robert Pete Williams, he was discoverd later in life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNps9gc6i7U