@ Rockets #theswagisback

[lefty]

Should be good

[dirk4mvp]

Why isn't Howard playing tonight?


:lol scared of brick mamba

[RsxPiimp]

Why isn't Howard playing tonight?


:lol scared of brick mamba
Was gonna say this. No one knew Dwight isn't gonna play tonight according to ESPN. Pussy:lol

[Silver&Black]

Why isn't Howard playing tonight?


:lol scared of brick mamba

:cry Right knee pain :cry

[AlexJones]

Lakers +11.5

[RD2191]

ESPN ethering Kobe. "Should Kobe keep chucking?", "How Kobe is hindering the Lakers."

[ElNono]

this is a game I wouldn't mind the Lakeshow winning, tbh

[dirk4mvp]

this is a game I wouldn't mind the Lakeshow winning, tbh

Agree tbh

[djohn2oo8]

I'm at the game. Nothing but fuckin Laker fans.

[RD2191]

:lmaoHubie blowing kirby

[Splits]

this is a game I wouldn't mind the Lakeshow winning, tbh

Wouldnt mind? For the love of gawd/Allah please let the Lakers win as many as possible against WC playoff teams!

The pick belongs to Phoenix

[unforeseen]

Lakers +11.5

Vegas is going balls deep on Rox bets.

[lefty]

Holy shit Morey has a good resume
(Not as a GM though)

[midnightpulp]

Damn, 5 minute interview with Morey about analytics on a mainstream ESPN broadcast.

Times they are a changin'.

[ElNono]

It's early, but looks like Morey needs to whip out the calculator and go back to the drawing board...

[BatManu20]

Wesley Johnson is terrible. Can't believe he was the 4th overall pick in the draft. One of the more underrated busts in the past decade tbh.

[midnightpulp]

It's early, but looks like Morey needs to whip out the calculator and go back to the drawing board...

Rockets look like shit right now.

Yeah, they're missing Dwert, but they should still blow the shitty Lakers out of the building.

[RD2191]

I don't get all this analytics bullshit. They went after 2 of the best players in the game and signed them. What's with all this "moneyball" bullshit?

[Kool Bob Love]

Kobe's shoes tonight are fucking horrible.

[Bynumite]

Damn, 5 minute interview with Morey about analytics on a mainstream ESPN broadcast.

Times they are a changin'.

His analytics still won't take him past the 1st round :lol so he can shove his anal-ytics up his anal cavity tbh.

[Nathan89]

It's early, but looks like Morey needs to whip out the calculator and go back to the drawing board...

Someone needs to fix their winning algorithm tbh

[midnightpulp]

Get the feel Houston is just toying with the Lakers.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Kirby

[midnightpulp]

The 2014 Lakers might have the worst 3 point defense I've seen.

[BatManu20]

It's becoming Kobe chucking vs the Rockets. Should be a blowout soon.

[dirk4mvp]

"What a bad shot by kobe there, just forced it up"

I love this nba tbh

[Splits]

Shot selection is soooooo bad. He can make some horrible ones, but whys he chucking 18ft turnarounds with 15 on the clock?

[Bynumite]

Two things that aren't needed in basketball, nerds in the front office over-complicating a simple game and chinks on the court.

[AlexJones]

Why is Hubie still commentating in 2014:lol? They should bring that boy Jon Barry to the booth more often.

[jimbo]

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/23134725/lakers-jordan-hill-says-dantoni-wants-him-to-become-a-stretch-four


“He talked about what I need to work on for this coming summer,” Hill told ESPNLosAngeles.com. “My jump shot -- he definitely wanted me to work on my outside jumper.”


Guess that paid off :lol

[midnightpulp]

His analytics still won't take him past the 1st round :lol so he can shove his anal-ytics up his anal cavity tbh.

Well, can't blame analytics for the eventual Dwert playoff meltdown.

[AlexJones]

Well, can't blame analytics for the eventual Dwert playoff meltdown.

*James Harden. Dwight was dominant in the Blazers series

[midnightpulp]

Two things that aren't needed in basketball, nerds in the front office over-complicating a simple game and chinks on the court.

How about bartenders, a horse, a socialite, and a clueless daddy's boy in the Front Office?

[AlexJones]

How about bartenders, a horse, a socialite, and a clueless daddy's boy in the Front Office?

Legend has it Chazz is good with the salary cap

[Splits]

Why is Hubie still commentating in 2014:lol? They should bring that boy Jon Barry to the booth more often.

Hubie? Shit thought that was Chic Hearn's corpse

[Strange Love]

LOL Kobe trying to be flashy and air balling it by 10 inches.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Kobe

I have no idea why dumbass Scott is running him at point.

[BatManu20]

Harden literally just threw himself into a defender without even trying to shoot and went to the line :lol Refs don't even give a shit anymore.

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Kobe

I have no idea why dumbass Scott is running him at point.

I'm at the game. It's almost sad how bad Kobe looks.

[lefty]

I'm at the game. It's almost sad how bad Kobe looks.
Yeah because he looks much better on TV

[manufan10]

Kobe looks like the guys in Space Jam when the Monstars steal their basketball skills. It's pretty sad to watch.

[djohn2oo8]

Yeah because he looks much better on TV

You don't see all his facial expressions :lol

[ElNono]

Two things that aren't needed in basketball, nerds in the front office over-complicating a simple game and chinks on the court.

Houston had it all last season.... nerds in the front office hiring chinks on the court...

[dirk4mvp]

:lol kobe starting 1-6, clawed his way to 5-10, now at 8-21

Keep chucking that thang Kobe :toast

[lefty]

You don't see all his facial expressions :lol

:lol reverse rape face?
Forever alone meme face?

[Robz4000]

Kobe fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[midnightpulp]

Lakers hanging around.

Take them home Swaggy and Booze!

[BatManu20]

Patrick Beverley is shooting 50% from 3 this season apparently. Tf?

[Robz4000]

Boozer killing the Lakers right now

[BatManu20]

:lol Boozer

[Robz4000]

Lakers have it within one, Boozer throws up bricks on three straight possessions while offering nothing on defense. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lakers 2014-15 savior.

[dirk4mvp]

The Alaskan Kevin Love

[midnightpulp]

Scott is actually going to play Kirby 39 minutes this game :lol

[Robz4000]

Swaggy P doing Swaggy P things

[midnightpulp]

Nick Young is by far the Lakers' best perimeter scorer.

[midnightpulp]

Cubby, if Houston blows this, I want fuckin' barrels!

[Robz4000]

:lmao Kobrick

[midnightpulp]

Nice move by Hill

[midnightpulp]

Swaggy!!!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Swaggy P throwing it in backwards.

[midnightpulp]

Harden :lol

[Strange Love]

Harden is a faggot though.

Lazy nigga.

[manufan10]

:lol Harden flopping like a fish out of water.

[Robz4000]

God damn Boozer

[Robz4000]

Nice flop

[BatManu20]

Harden flopping all over the damn place :lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao that sequence

[BatManu20]

Boozer is the worst player on the court right now.

Terrible shot by Kobe too with Hill wide open nonetheless.

[manufan10]

:lol Lakers choking.

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Airball

Jesus, I hate the way Kirby plays basketball. You have a chance to win this game and you take that shot.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I didn't even see a foul on that last Harden foul call. I looked like he fell backwards without anyone touching him.

[Robz4000]

Man, Houston is pretty damn terrible without dwert.

[manufan10]

Kobe's just throwing shit up and praying it goes in right now.

[BatManu20]

Hubie Brown just rambling on like a crazy old man :lol

[Robz4000]

Ruh-oh, Boozer benched

[Robz4000]

:cry what a competitor :cry

[midnightpulp]

Fuck you, Kirby.

[BatManu20]

Wtf is Kobe doing? Jesus :lol

[Robz4000]

Kobe literally chucking the Lakers out of it

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Terrible shot by Kobe.

[Strange Love]

Lakers with an oportunity to win but the Kobster is having none of that nonsense. :lol

[DAF86]

Wow, I never imagined how frustrating could be watching Kobe when you're actually rooting for the Lakers.

[midnightpulp]

Wow, I never realized how frustrating is to watch Kobe when you're actually rooting for the Lakers.

:lol I know, right.

[BatManu20]

Wow, I never imagined how frustrating could be watching Kobe when you're actually rooting for the Lakers.

:lol this.

[ElNono]

Scott running the Brickceton offense

[midnightpulp]

Chucker finally got one to go. Now the moron is going to try his "Greatest Closer" bullshit and blow this game.

[DAF86]

Scott running the Brickceton offense
lefty stop hacking nono's account.

[ElNono]

lefty stop hacking nono's account.

:lol

[Strange Love]

:lol Hubie being the last ESPN enployee still sucking Kobe off.

[midnightpulp]

Jesus.

[ElNono]

Enrique Bryant going for the hero shot

[BanditHiro]

fucking Kobe.

[Holden_Caulfield]

these commentators are fucking horrible

[RD2191]

Kirby needs to come through.

[ElNono]

:lmao Hardon

[midnightpulp]

Wesley Johnson!!!

[BanditHiro]

Rockets are such pretenders

[manufan10]

:lol Harden

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Johnson steals it!

[Bynumite]

Bearded faggot pulled a Lebeta :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

wesley will get no credit :lol

[ElNono]

McHale popping open a bottle of Kilbeggan, ready to draw a play...

[midnightpulp]

Could be a perfect night. Spurs win. Rockets lose but Kirby has a terrible game.

Can't ask for anything better than that.

[Emily Rose]

:lmao at the retarded Laker fans cheering. I hope the Lakers keep winning. Avoiding the lottery will ruin that franchise for a long long time, tbh.

[RsxPiimp]

Wesley Scottie Pippen Johnson :lol

[ElNono]

ugh replays take longer than last season

[lefty]

That was cool

[Splits]

LETS GO LAKERS!

[Killakobe81]

Fuuuuuuck!!!

[ElNono]

Lakers ball, tbh

[Strange Love]

Is this new replay center shit the gayest thing to come along in a while or what?

[Killakobe81]

:lmao at the retarded Laker fans cheering. I hope the Lakers keep winning. Avoiding the lottery will ruin that franchise for a long long time, tbh.

Noo!!!!

[lil_penny]

Wesley johnson going wesley matthews on harden

[RsxPiimp]

I hope we lose every game this year except when playing Houston.

[ElNono]

joey with the bailout whistle

[BatManu20]

:lol Joey Crawford just wants to go home

[RsxPiimp]

Harden can't even trap:lmao

[lefty]

Harden with the Leo Messi chocking goods

[Killakobe81]

I will say this I did call one win vs Rox to bad Dwight not here to suffer it ...

Fuck not a good tank move

[Killakobe81]

I want one vs Dallas and Spurs

[BanditHiro]

lol McHale

[ElNono]

:lmao Jeremy Lin getting revenge
:lmao Morey crunching the numbers

[TheCultOfPersonality]

What was that by Harden?:lol

[Uriel]

Good job, Lakers. :tu

[Thebesteva]

these commentators are fucking horrible

I noticed...":cry thats not a foul, they had Swaggy P pinned"

[Robz4000]

:lol Hardon

[Strange Love]

I will say this I did call one win vs Rox to bad Dwight not here to suffer it ...

Fuck not a good tank move

Lakers dont win it with him in the lineup so consider yourself lucky, imo.

[midnightpulp]

:lol McHale
:lol Harden

Hubie is fuckin right. Why chuck a 3 there? Go for the quick 2 and extend the game.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol rockets

[lefty]

:lmao Jeremy Lin getting revenge
:lmao Morey crunching the numbers

:lol

[manufan10]

I'm surprised Kobe didn't shoot it there at the end to try and get more points.

[lefty]

Beards :lmao

[SupremeGuy]

Lakers can't even tank correctly, tbh. :lol

[Bynumite]

My dude djohn witnessing this W live in the arena.

We did it man :cry

[Venti Quattro]

Is djohn2oo8 okay?

How about Michael Jordan.?

Lol kidding nigga we still suck. :lol :lol

[Xylus]

The swag is undeniable.

[IronMexican]

Tbh watching the Lakers lose and Kobe chucking is a lot funner than watching the Lakers lose without him chucking.

Both options sound better than having a fake Christian fagot like Dwight lead them to nothing better than a 5 seed(that's pushing it).

[Xylus]

Holy shit, IronMexican sighting

[DAF86]

I just realized the Rockets outside of Harden, Dwight and Ariza are a bunch of average Joe's. That Papanicolau guy is the best thing they have outside of those 3.

[IronMexican]

Holy shit, IronMexican sighting

Sup brah? Had a kid and shit. Lots of baby mama drama.

[lefty]

I just realized the Rockets outside of Harden, Dwight and Ariza are a bunch of average Joe's. That Papanicolau guy is the best thing they have outside of those 3.

Damn you're slow

[Robz4000]

Thread, Kirby with the 29-5-7 (with 10-29 FGA) goods!!!!!!!!!

[Venti Quattro]

Thread, Kirby with the 29-5-7 (with 10-29 FGA) goods!!!!!!!!!

His 4 pt play was key for the Lakers. Without that, the Rockets win

[lefty]

His 4 pt play was key for the Lakers. Without that, the Rockets win

It was a 3 pt play IIRC

[Bynumite]

I'm at the game. It's almost sad how bad Kobe looks.

That Harden clutch turnover and air ball from 3 looked really good though.

:lmao

Faggot already in 1st round form and it's only November :lmao

[DAF86]

Damn you're slow

:lol why the uncalled rudeness son?

[SupremeGuy]

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320), Kirby with the 29-5-7 (with 10-29 FGA) goods!!!!!!!!!29 shots for 29 points. :lmao

[BatManu20]

I just realized the Rockets outside of Harden, Dwight and Ariza are a bunch of average Joe's. That Papanicolau guy is the best thing they have outside of those 3.

Terrence Jones is their 3rd or 4th best player when he gets back.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

TBh, I am still shocked that Tarik Black and Joey Dorsey are on NBA rosters and actually getting minutes.

[Clipper Nation]

TBh, I am still shocked that Tarik Black and Joey Dorsey are on NBA rosters and actually getting minutes.

:cry But, but, Morey is a genius! So many assets! :cry

[scanry]

Sup brah? Had a kid and shit. Lots of baby mama drama.

Been a while brother. How's it going?

[Clipper Nation]

BTW, does anyone know why Dwight was out? Let me guess: too much of a pussy to face the media after getting exposed as a child beater?

[djohn2oo8]

BTW, does anyone know why Dwight was out? Let me guess: too much of a pussy to face the media after getting exposed as a child beater?

Strained Knee.

[Clipper Nation]

Strained Knee.

:lol Riiiight, yeah, he magically strained his knee five minutes before the game. Dwight pussied outPERIOD

[djohn2oo8]

Just got home from the game. A few observations...

1. Houston fans suck. It was basically a Kobe stan homecoming. I wouldn't wish a drunk Mexican Kobe stan on anyone.

2. Done defending Harden. He should be a third option at best. And he should not be the primary ballhandler. He is not a PG.

3. Morey needs to go just as much as McHale. Joey Dorsey nor Tariq Black belong near a basketball. Barely any mid-range shots, and shoot nothing but 3's.

4. Beverley is my nigga and is the heart of a soulless team.

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Riiiight, yeah, he magically strained his knee five minutes before the game. Dwight pussied outPERIOD

He had knee issues before the season started.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

He had knee issues before the season started.

Then why is everyone on Clutchfans talking about him having legal issues and possibly getting arrested.... LOL Howard is Fucked

[lefty]

:lol why the uncalled rudeness son?
I kid I kid

[sook]

Just got home from the game. A few observations...

1. Houston fans suck. It was basically a Kobe stan homecoming. I wouldn't wish a drunk Mexican Kobe stan on anyone.

2. Done defending Harden. He should be a third option at best. And he should not be the primary ballhandler. He is not a PG.

3. Morey needs to go just as much as McHale. Joey Dorsey nor Tariq Black belong near a basketball. Barely any mid-range shots, and shoot nothing but 3's.

4. Beverley is my nigga and is the heart of a soulless team.

djohn, your views finally coincide with mine. The bad side of that is, you'll come across as a fucking pessimist :lol

[Venti Quattro]

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[RsxPiimp]

That Harden clutch turnover and air ball from 3 looked really good though.

:lmao

Faggot already in 1st round form and it's only November :lmao
:lol

[djohn2oo8]

djohn, your views finally coincide with mine. The bad side of that is, you'll come across as a fucking pessimist :lol

:lol True

[djohn2oo8]

And Les Alexander, the faggot needs to give up the team. He treats it like a second business which it is to him. Coasting off the work Steve Patterson did nearly 20 years ago shouldn't fly anymore. But it does because of all these complacent lethargic Rocket fans.

[Trainwreck2100]

Sup brah? Had a kid and shit. Lots of baby mama drama.

What i tell you bout them bitches man

[IronMexican]

Been a while brother. How's it going?

Was great when u was seeing my kid. You tell the baby moms you don't want to be with her and run into problems. They'll work themselves out, though.

[Venti Quattro]

Was great when u was seeing my kid. You tell the baby moms you don't want to be with her and run into problems. They'll work themselves out, though.
When did you suddenly turn into a hood nigga

[HI-FI]

^ :lol

doing a hit n run.

[IronMexican]

When did you suddenly turn into a hood nigga

How am I hood?

[Venti Quattro]

How am I hood?

:lol I'm just kidding breh.

Post more in the Soccer forum?

[IronMexican]

Yeah, I am gonna post more the more I'm away from my kid(which sucks dick). Leaves me more time to watch TV and post here lime a fagot.

[Baseline]

I hate it too, and I'm not even a Rocket fan. How any team can lose to these Lakers is beyond me...but at home? Man, I hate it for y'all.

I mean, seriously...shouldn't Harden be able to beat these Lakers on free throws alone? Doesn't he average like 25 free throws a night? Or is it 35?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I watched the first half of the game and could not stop laughing at how shitty the two teams looked. Nobody played defense much less run back in transition. Shitty passes and ill advised shots. No semblance of real offense just a bunch of heroball bullshit.

and :lol Rockets being weaker at the power forward position than the L:lolkers

[jag]

Sup brah? Had a kid and shit. Lots of baby mama drama.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I think I asked this a while back when you first broke the news about your kid, but I still want to know.

[LkrFan]

DNP, Soft FIFY son. :toast

[SupremeGuy]

Lakers fans realize that winning when you're tanking is bad, right?

[LkrFan]

Sup brah? Had a kid and shit. Lots of baby mama drama.
Are you sure it's yours? Probably not tbh. :downspin:

[Franklin]

Lockets are just not that good imho (check how easy their schedule has been), but still losing to the 1-9 Lakers was still an embarrassment.

[IronMexican]

No regrets, brah. Sounds cliche and faggy as fuck, but I've never been happier than the first moment I saw him.

[Killakobe81]

No regrets, brah. Sounds cliche and faggy as fuck, but I've never been happier than the first moment I saw him.

It's great IM the greatest responsibility a man can take on but also a gift that gives back even more than you put in.

[Killakobe81]

Lockets are just not that good imho (check how easy their schedule has been), but still losing to the 1-9 Lakers was still an embarrassment.


Dumbass Lakers fans and Kobe haters overreacting to wins over a shitty ATL team and a poorly coached Rox team ...we still suck.

Lol I told djohn we would steal one vs Rox this season ...

[djohn2oo8]

Dumbass Lakers fans and Kobe haters overreacting to wins over a shitty ATL team and a poorly coached Rix tea m ...we still suck. Lol told djohn we would steal one vs Rox

What I don't understand is how you have so many people in the Rockets organization who want McHale gone, and they don't listen to them. Reminds me of the Kubiak situation.

[Clipper Nation]

What I don't understand is how you have so many people in the Rockets organization who want McHale gone, and they don't listen to them. Reminds me of the Kubiak situation.
Problem is, even if McFail is fired, the next coach won't be any better, because they won't be allowed to implement their game plan. Morey thinks he's the coach, and he'll just hire another puppet that he can boss around.

[GuerillaBlack]

Just got home from the game. A few observations...

1. Houston fans suck. It was basically a Kobe stan homecoming. I wouldn't wish a drunk Mexican Kobe stan on anyone.

2. Done defending Harden. He should be a third option at best. And he should not be the primary ballhandler. He is not a PG.

3. Morey needs to go just as much as McHale. Joey Dorsey nor Tariq Black belong near a basketball. Barely any mid-range shots, and shoot nothing but 3's.

4. Beverley is my nigga and is the heart of a soulless team.

Agree with 1, 4, and partially with 3. McHale needed to go last season. Morey has done a good job since taking over in 2007. He assembled a team of role players from 2010-2012. Disagree on Harden. He got his teammates involved early and then took over in the second half. He has more heart than Dwight's childish pussy ass. The Rockets do need another ball handler at PG and move Bev to the bench though. Also need another big because like you, I have no idea why Joey Dorsey is on the team. Where is Emeka Okafor? Bellaire somewhere? Should call him up.

Rockets interviewed Dwyane Casey and went with McHale instead. Lowry could have been on the team. I'm starting to think the Rockets should have slightly overpaid for him this offseason instead of Bosh. But getting Bosh would also have been huge... A damned if you do/don't situation.

[The Gemini Method]

Is this what its come to? Losing to the Lakers used to be par for the course. Now that we're bottom feeders, its like a bubonic plague outbreak. People be dissecting their teams and questioning the future. It is a weird position to be in! but we on a streak 2-0!

[Splits]

Is this what its come to? Losing to the Lakers used to be par for the course. Now that we're bottom feeders, its like a bubonic plague outbreak. People be dissecting their teams and questioning the future. It is a weird position to be in! but we on a streak 2-0!

"Just like losing 9 out of 10, we can win 9 out of 10"

[djohn2oo8]

Problem is, even if McFail is fired, the next coach won't be any better, because they won't be allowed to implement their game plan. Morey thinks he's the coach, and he'll just hire another puppet that he can boss around.

Agree.

[Clipper Nation]

Is this what its come to? Losing to the Lakers used to be par for the course. Now that we're bottom feeders, its like a bubonic plague outbreak. People be dissecting their teams and questioning the future. It is a weird position to be in! but we on a streak 2-0!
The Kirby effect.