chucker watch

[m>s]

predict kobe's fgm/fga for tonight's game against dallas

i got 11-29

[AaronY]

Wonder more if he'll be able to match the Mavs margin of victory. I say no..Mavs +36 with Kobe finishing with less than that

[Thread]

I'm keen to see if Carlisle implements a "Pop" & denies Kobe the 25-5-5.

[m>s]

I could put up 25 if they gave me enough shots

[Thread]

I could put up 25 if they gave me enough shots

I'll just bet you could.

[m>s]

I'll just bet you could.
I could

[Venti Quattro]

12/22

[FkLA]

12/22

:rollin

[ElNono]

you would think he'll have a good night... Dallas is lacking some perimeter defenders...

[FkLA]

Has he even shot over 50%+ in a game all year ?

[Nathan89]

15/33

[Clipper Nation]

4-30

[ImDaNuts]

10/22

[m>s]

0-2 so far

[Stalin]

12-27

[m>s]

0-5

[m>s]

0-6

[FkLA]

lol

I hope Carlisle is giving him the business like Pop did.

[Stalin]

wow 0-7

[Thread]

lol

I hope Carlisle is giving him the business like Pop did.

lmemulatedao!!!

[Clipper Nation]

4-30

:lol This might actually come true, tbh.

[ElNono]

lol Sacre

[Thebesteva]

10-22 and he'll finish the rest in the shower tee hee

[dirk4mvp]

:lol-7

[m>s]

:lol This might actually come true, tbh.
Keep up the good work son

[Venti Quattro]

0/7 lmao way to go out on a limb to destroy tonight's bold prediction of mine :cry :cry

[ElNono]

trademark Byron Scott 38 pt quarter, tbh

[AlexJones]

Hopefully Kobe keeps chucking so Mavs will be well rested for tomorrow's Rockets game

[m>s]

1-9 it's happening!!!

[AlexJones]

I fucking hate this chink

[KaiRMD1]

6-21

[ElNono]

guess he had a good quarter... FG% all the way up to 25%

[manufan10]

Wrong thread. :lol

[m>s]

4-17

[Splits]

4/18 for a -21

:lmao

[ElNono]

the tank is back on?

[scanry]

5-21

[scanry]

6-22

[Venti Quattro]

42-24 in the third :cry


6-22

At least I got my prediction half-right :cry :cry

[m>s]

predict kobe's fgm/fga for tonight's game against dallas

i got 11-29
He has to go 5 for 7 to prove me right

[AlexJones]

6-21

lol

[Brunodf]

:lmao6-22 FG, 17 pts -29

[spursparker9]

Put kobe in the game, Scott !

[Splits]

:lmao6-22 FG, 17 pts -29

17/5/7

27%

[elmanutres]

so i checked the score just for the hell of it and the lakers gave up 110 pts at the end of the third


what the fucking fuck

[Malik Hairston]

Damn, he's getting on the Rubio/Kemba Walker level of inefficiency:lol..

[AlexJones]

Dirk is quietly having his best year since '11.. Per36 averages of 25/8 on 54/47/85, .250 WS/48, 26 PER.. and only .26 USG rate .. Aaron Rodgers level efficiency :wow

Kobe: 20.4 PER, .034 WS/48, 38/28/78, has missed more shots than Dirk has attempted :lmao

[Chris]

:lmao

[KaiRMD1]

Looks like game 4 in 2011 minus the 3 point barrage

[AlexJones]

122-86 :lmao:lmao:lmao

[KaiRMD1]

Damn, I was off by 1 attempt. That fucking chucker! lmao, he really went 6-22 :lmao

[scanry]

122-86 :lmao:lmao:lmao

131-92 would be fitting tbh.

[ElNono]

:lol getting punked by cancer Villanueva

[Kyle Orton]

Will this go down as the best offense in nba history?

we fuckin stacked

[Kyle Orton]

Reminds me of madrid bayern last CL tbh

[Stalin]

:lol getting punked by cancer Villanueva



:lol

[ElNono]

:lol this is where Sacre needs to elbow Barea?

[djohn2oo8]

535997119858221057

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So basically, just another day at the office for the Lakers. :wakeup

[spursparker9]

lol Lakers fan faces .

[FlAVaK]

Will this go down as the best offense in nba history?

we fuckin stacked

There is a difference between scoring on this years Sixers/Celtics/Hornets/Lakers to what the Spurs did in last years finals...

[TampaDude]

There is a difference between scoring on this years Sixers/Celtics/Hornets/Lakers to what the Spurs did in last years finals...

^this

The 2014 Spurs were a fucking locomotive in the Finals...they utterly dismantled Miami...it was the greatest Finals beatdown in NBA history.

[Franklin]

Kobe just can't shoot when it really matters. When his shots finally come it's already too late :lol

There's an essential difference between a bathroom and a bitch's womb, tbh :lol

[Splits]

Kobe just can't shoot when it really matters. When his shots finally come it's already too late :lol

There's an essential difference between a bathroom and a bitch's womb, tbh :lol


http://shalomrav.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/vanilla-ice-cream-ice-cream-34732705-1528-2307.jpg

[Thread]

^this

The 2014 Spurs were a fucking locomotive in the Finals...they utterly dismantled Miami...it was the greatest Finals beatdown in NBA history.

After 6.

[Jodelo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3A6p1WCYAAWFAu.jpg

[midnightpulp]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3A6p1WCYAAWFAu.jpg

:lol

[Splits]

Wonder more if he'll be able to match the Mavs margin of victory. I say no..Mavs +36 with Kobe finishing with less than that

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rock-clapping-gif.gif

[Drachen]

What's the single season record for most missed field goals? How close is kobe to it? 85%, 95% of the way there?

[Raven]

Kobe just bullying them trolls at their own game :lol:lol:lol

[unleashbaynes]

All this hooplah about the known chucker being sub-40%(as expected) yet not one peep about LeBron's 45%, which is well below his standards.....

[Thread]

All this hooplah about the known chucker being sub-40%(as expected) yet not one peep about LeBron's 45%, which is well below his standards.....

Some of that august company.

[mkurts]

Kobe will ensure more Laker losses

Unless he bows down to Swaggy P and reliquishes his alpha status

[Thread]

Kobe will ensure more Laker losses

Unless he bows down to Swaggy P and reliquishes his alpha status

But, that ain't what this is about:::this is about him survivin' Achilles, livin' ta tell. He's gonna play the 82, put MJ to his knees, lodge a round hind his ear, then stand & hunt down the other two.

You're gonna need a black list to stop 'em.

[Clipper Nation]

But, that ain't what this is about:::this is about him survivin' Achilles, livin' ta tell. He's gonna play the 82, put MJ to his knees, lodge a round hind his ear, then stand & hunt down the other two.

You're gonna need a black list to stop 'em.
Those are "pretties" & "doorstoppers," Dale. Thought you didn't do those.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

Those are "pretties" & "doorstoppers," Dale. Thought you didn't do those.

I don't.

[Splits]

Let's get this going.

Kobe ultra-efficient so far, 2-3. Look out NBA!

[DMC]

Kareem is tuned in tonight.

[Fabbs]

What's the single season record for most missed field goals? How close is kobe to it? 85%, 95% of the way there?
1562 in the year 1962.
Wilt the Stilt, shooting at a robust .506, snapping down 25 rebounds per game and playing defense.
Stilts team won 49 games and took Boston to the EC Finals 7 games.

Oh yeah Wilt also scored 50 per game.

Kirby does crack the list twice, coming in 9th in 2006 and 29th in 2003.
We'll keep on eye on Kirbs chasing the season record too.

[jimbo]

1562 in the year 1962.
Wilt the Stilt, shooting at a robust .506, snapping down 25 rebounds per game and playing defense.
Stilts team won 49 games and took Boston to the EC Finals 7 games.

Oh yeah Wilt also scored 50 per game.

Kirby does crack the list twice, coming in 9th in 2006 and 29th in 2003.
We'll keep on eye on Kirbs chasing the season record too.

Didn't they have the worst defense in the league that year? Also he completely stopped playing defense once he racked up fouls so he wouldn't foul out

[NASpurs]

5-8. Only a matter of time before the TOSB syndrome kicks in after halftime and he goes 6 for 20.

[midnightpulp]

Surprisingly efficient at halftime, 5-9. I bet Kirby has popped a bottle of champagne to celebrate the occasion.

[m>s]

Wow dude is making some shots

[Splits]

Pretty sure the Lakers just won the West with Wes Johnson's dunk.

[RsxPiimp]

Wes Johnson with the highlight of our season so far :worthy::worthy::worthy:

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Wesley Johnson

:lmao Gallinari

LOLITALY

[Splits]

Kirby chucking on display!

[ElNono]

:lol neither team wants to win this game... the tank battle

[Splits]

:lmao Kirby bricks 4 in a row, Nuggets have a chance!

[Malik Hairston]

I have Lakers +2 and Lakers-Cowboys teaser..best case scenario is Nuggets win by 1, would be magnificent:lol..

[RsxPiimp]

I bet the next laker not named Kobe will finally end the Lakers scoring drought

[Splits]

http://i.imgur.com/t7BoYsQ.png

[ElNono]

lol give it to whoever Lin is guarding

[RsxPiimp]

Damn dude that was quick^ :lol Splits

[RsxPiimp]

Kobe=OT
Nick Young=Lakers win

[ElNono]

let's see Bryan Shaw here.... you know it's gonna be Kirby taking the shot...

[Splits]

Damn dude that was quick^ :lol Splits (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583)

:eyebrows

[KaiRMD1]

Setting up for the Kobe brick

[ElNono]

clank

[Venti Quattro]

Setting up for the Kobe brick

Went perfectly as planned.

[Reck]

Wow. lol

[Splits]

:lmao 0-5 to close the 4th

[RsxPiimp]

Kobe=OT
Nick Young=Lakers win

too predictable


kobe needs to tear a ligament already, i wish ty lawson hits a GW

[Splits]

:lol clutch

[Arcadian]

:lol another choke from the kirbster

[KaiRMD1]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

:lmao Bryan Shaw

[Reck]

Galifaggory.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Gallinari

You would think these NBA vets would know that you are only allowed to move left and right when inbounding in the baseline. Jesus even NBA 2k knows this

[Hemotivo]

give him another shot!

[ElNono]

might aswell finish the house, tbh

[Splits]

someone call the knicks and get their head coach to put on a uni in LA.... QUICK

[ElNono]

that was a bad call, tbh... he didn't step forward

[KaiRMD1]

Wow, Galinari, you fucking stupid idiot

[Hemotivo]

why Nick and not kobe?

[Splits]

:lol 14-11 4th quarter between the 2 shittiest teams in the WC

[Venti Quattro]

that was a bad call, tbh... he didn't step forward

You are only allowed to move laterally on the baseline.

[Splits]

why Nick and not kobe?

Gotta protect his FG% :lol

[KaiRMD1]

Wow, Young's shot from the same distance Kobe shot a game ago hit the rim

[MI21]

Fuck sake, those last few minutes... pass the ball, I despise the Lakers but that was the worst possible basketball you can ever see.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol Ty Lawson only needs 3 fantasy points to cost me a money finish in FanDuel..I thought I had it wrapped up, but now this shitty game is going to OT..smh..

[Brunodf]

Kobe 0-4 in the last 2 minutes. So clutch :cry

[Venti Quattro]

Wow, Young's shot from the same distance Kobe shot a game ago hit the rim

He shot at a closer range and got the same result. :lol

[Hemotivo]

He shot at a closer range and got the same result. :lol

:lol

[ElNono]

You are only allowed to move laterally on the baseline.

i thought that was he did... he was just facing to the side

[Hemotivo]

wtf Lin

[spursparker9]

Lin going Daye mode

[Hemotivo]

Danilo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Gallinari

:lol ugly James Rodriguez

[RsxPiimp]

Heck yeah. Thats how you lose a game.

[noob cake]

at least one italian is clutch

[Arcadian]

Gallinarri with the dagger!

[Malik Hairston]

God, the Lakers are fucking pathetic:lol..

:lmao Jeremy Lin running the offense on every play

This is like the Spurs going to Cory Joseph on every single play, tbh..

[lil_penny]

Gallo!

[Thread]

Kobe 0-4 in the last 2 minutes. So clutch :cry

Remember that time you thought he was gonna launch that 24 footer on 17 June 2010?

Uh, uh.

[Thread]

25-5-5

[jimbo]

25-5-5

:yield

[Splits]

25-5-5

3-11

[Thread]

3-11

25-5-5

[Splits]

:lol Ty Lawson only needs 3 fantasy points to cost me a money finish in FanDuel..I thought I had it wrapped up, but now this shitty game is going to OT..smh..

:lol u got fuked

[Splits]

"Kobe struggled down the stretch, just 1 for 8 in the 4th quarter and overtime"

:lmao

[KaiRMD1]

Kobe can't really believe he's going to hit the game winner, can he?

[Thread]

"Kobe struggled down the stretch, just 1 for 8 in the 4th quarter and overtime"

:lmao

25-5-5

[Thread]

Kobe can't really believe he's going to hit the game winner, can he?

Those 7 such in '10 came in quite handy when Pierce and his fellows had to fly across the nation just to find Artest 24 feet off. Put that Pierce to his knees and lodged one right behind his ear.

Just like that.

[lefty]

:lol Gallinari

:lol ugly James Rodriguez
:lol

[KaiRMD1]

Those 7 such in '10 came in quite handy when Pierce and his fellows had to fly across the nation just to find Artest 24 feet off. Put that Pierce to his knees and lodged one right behind his ear.

Just like that.

Nigga, don't reply to me unless you talking about 2014.
Current, not past

[BatManu20]

:lol Laker fans turning on Kobe after the game


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[Stalin]

^ :lol

[Hemotivo]

Kobe looked like a rapist tonight, kidnapping the ball and trying to force things in that hole, smh
:lmao

[Thread]

Nigga, don't reply to me unless you talking about 2014.
Current, not past

Nope, we're gonna talk about it all.

I ain't no silv.

[Fabbs]

Please Bag me.
http://www.stomabags.com/media/wysiwyg/manufacturer/Hollister.jpg
It shall be done.

[100%duncan]

"Kobe looked like a rapist tonight, kidnapping the ball and trying to force things in that hole, smh"

:lmao

[Thread]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. ha, ha.

[pgardn]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. ha, ha.

You have to be exhausted.
Maybe a makeover would elevate the spirits and creativity.


Nahhh...

[Thread]

You have to be exhausted.
Maybe a makeover would elevate the spirits and creativity.


Nahhh...

It'll never end.

[BatManu20]

"Kobe looked like a rapist tonight, kidnapping the ball and trying to force things in that hole, smh"

:lmao

:lol

[Thread]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. ha, ha.

[djohn2oo8]

Charge motherfucker!!!

[Thread]

Charge motherfucker!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

[m>s]

When's the next kobe game

[Thread]

^ Don't try & get out of it, >.........at home?

tee, hee.

[manufan10]

^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. ha, ha.

& you'd have all the answers right? Because you're so fucking mighty here on ST, that you have so much pull, that you know for certain that Neal raped a bitch. Damn, I'm amazed at your piece of shit mentality. You're not offending ME because you THINK Gary Neal raped a bitch, so get off my rod faggot.