17 Points in 22 Shots...

[apalisoc_9]

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[TampaDude]

LMAO Lakers :lol

[AlexJones]

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[TampaDude]

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That was an NBA shot...Nothing But Air. :lol

[scanry]

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Great shot. Nothing but the NET tbh.

[Thebesteva]

Great shot. Nothing but the NET tbh.

That av :lol

[pgardn]

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But, but...
There were only 5 seconds on the shot clock.

Is this really something novel?
Nothing to see here, another day, another shot, another chuck.

[SupremeGuy]

That efficiency :lmao

[Splits]

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Had an open look from 37ft with 6 on the shot clock. What's the big deal? This is what he's done his entire career. Only difference is that Shaq/Pau/Bynum isn't under the rim to clean up the airball and give Kirbs his assist... I mean, that was a pass, right?

25/6/6

[elmanutres]

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shooting is 70% legs and 30% arm. Kobe looking like he's doing 70% arm

[FkLA]

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I like how he holds the follow through and hops a couple times as if he thinks it's good. :lol

[midnightpulp]

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:lmao And he held his shooting hand like he expected that chuck to go in.

[pgardn]

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Parental guidance advised when viewing the above.
Good Christ...
Byron? Byron? Did you pull him...

[Splits]

:lmao And he held his shooting hand like he expected that chuck to go in.

:lmao

[Brunodf]

:cry But but but his team sucks and he has to take those shots :cry

Kobe= 6-22( 27%)
Rest of the team= 38-63 (60%)
Mavs Team= 51-82 (62%)

[Splits]

:cry But but but his team sucks and he has to take those shots :cry

Kobe= 6-22( 27%)
Rest of the team= 38-63 (60%)
Mavs Team= 51-82 (62%)

[Clipper Nation]

:cry But but but his team sucks and he has to take those shots :cry

Kobe= 6-22( 27%)
Rest of the team= 38-63 (60%)
Mavs Team= 51-82 (62%)
Shit like this is what backs up his awful +/- numbers. Kirby is a cancerPERIOD

[pgardn]

I like how he holds the follow through and hops a couple times as if he thinks it's good. :lol

Oh hell yes, that's gonna get it there.

Does the hand actually have to be in contact with the ball to shoot.
Special repulsive forces employed, magnetic fields and such...

Oh do follow through curbster.

[Franklin]

6-22 :lol
even lower than team's winning percentage (3-10) :lol

[NRHector]

Wtf :lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao they actually ranked him #40
:lmao most overrated player in the nba

[Dex]

6-22 :lol
even lower than team's winning percentage (3-10) :lol

:lmao

[Xylus]

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Nick Young ran toward that thing like it was a baby in a burning house

[lefty]

Clock was expiring tbh

[scanry]

The lack of social media in the 2000's was a life savor for Kobe. He's basically a Kyrie with Shaq bailing his inefficient a$$. Imagine how prime Shaq & Duncan would've been projected in today's age?

[SupremeGuy]

:lmao And he held his shooting hand like he expected that chuck to go in.Most beautiful shot in all of basketball :cry

[Thread]

The lack of social media in the 2000's was a life savor for Kobe. He's basically a Kyrie with Shaq bailing his inefficient a$$. Imagine how prime Shaq & Duncan would've been projected in today's age?

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[scanry]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

25-5-5 righted the tank today. You should be happy cause Duncan's Babby is licking his chops in Phoenix.

[Thread]

25-5-5 righted the tank today. You should be happy cause Duncan's Babby is licking his chops in Phoenix.

Without "the tank" you'd be Owen like the Suns. You've nary room.

[midnightpulp]

Without "the tank" you'd be Owen like the Suns. You've nary room.

140 points, Cub?

Really?

[~O~]

How the mamba has fallen....

[100%duncan]

:lmao

[Thread]

25-5-5.

[midnightpulp]

25-5-5.

On 37%...lmao!!

[Thread]

On 37%...lmao!!

He's got a lot of august company at that %.

[midnightpulp]

He's got a lot of august company at that %.

Like who?

[Thread]

Like who?

I ain't your slave, look it up.

[midnightpulp]

I ain't your slave, look it up.

I ain't finding them, Cub.

Allen Iverson is the only one, and I doubt a buckethead like him garners your respect.

[Thread]

I ain't finding them, Cub.

Allen Iverson is the only one, and I doubt a buckethead like him garners your respect.

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

:rolleyes

There ain't no "august company" at that percentage, Cub.

Even Allen Iverson ain't ever shot that low.

[Thread]

There ain't no "august company" at that percentage, Cub.

Even Allen Iverson ain't ever shot that low.

Like I said::::rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

Like I said::::rolleyes

I don't get the context of your :rolleyes

No all-time great player has ever shot that low in a season.

Damn, Cub, just suffer it. Suffer 37%.

[RsxPiimp]

Yo Thread, give it up man. Our boy stinks :lol We cant justify his numbers anymore. Dude may end up as the only player to finish a season with a negative +/- in history.

[Thread]

I don't get the context of your :rolleyes

No all-time great player has ever shot that low in a season.

Damn, Cub, just suffer it. Suffer 37%.

Like I said::::rolleyes

[Spur-Addict]

140 points doe... :lol

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[RsxPiimp]

140 points doe... :lol

It's been very difficult and fun for some Laker fans. Not sure about others but everytime I sense a blowout I get excited when the lead goes into 20-30 pts and would usually be disappointed if they don't get blown out by 50 at the end of the game (long season to go though, so we get plenty of chances)


Embarrassing the team on anightly basis is the only way I could really get my message to Kobe and management. Bravo y'all.

[Spur-Addict]

It's been very difficult and fun for some Laker fans. Not sure about others but everytime I sense a blowout I get excited when the lead goes into 20-30 pts and would usually be disappointed if they don't get blown out by 50 at the end of the game (long season to go though, so we get plenty of chances)


Embarrassing the team on anightly basis is the only way I could really get my message to Kobe and management. Bravo y'all.

If anything it seems to encourage Kobe to perceive as if he has to do more. Perhaps 40 shots next game?

[RsxPiimp]

If anything it seems to encourage Kobe to perceive as if he has to do more. Perhaps 40 shots next game?

Actually that's another game I'd like to see. I wish he breaks the 50 FGA barrier. 12/50 would look good on his overhyped resume.


Still waiting for the team to collapse and players coming out publicly with locker room issues though...that would be sweet, tbh.


"It came Sunday with a snarled answer from Chucky Atkins that silenced the locker room as soon as the words escaped his mouth who has grown increasingly frustrated in recent weeks,. The question put to Atkins was what he would do as general manager to remake the 10th-place Lakers. "I ain't no GM," Atkins said. "Ask Kobe. He's the GM. It's his team"

[pgardn]

He's got a lot of august company at that %.

Gotta give Thread credit.

He has taken on an absolutley indefensible position and managed to... get hammered.
Crash Test Dummy on board.; Still able to distribute repetitive exhaustion.

[Spur-Addict]

Actually that's another game I'd like to see. I wish he breaks the 50 FGA barrier. 12/50 would look good on his overhyped resume.


Still waiting for the team to collapse and do this publicly though...that would be sweet, tbh.


"It came Sunday with a snarled answer from Chucky Atkins that silenced the locker room as soon as the words escaped his mouth who has grown increasingly frustrated in recent weeks,. The question put to Atkins was what he would do as general manager to remake the 10th-place Lakers. "I ain't no GM," Atkins said. "Ask Kobe. He's the GM. It's his team"

It's a good thing Chucky Atkins matters. If keeps this up he may be without a job within the next month :lol

[TampaDude]

140 fucking points, guys? Y'all got raped worse than that bitch in Colorado. :lol

[pgardn]

One of the great franchises, with one of the alltime great scorers, making an absolute mockery of a team sport.

The competitive nature of Kobe can never be questioned?
Really, REALLY?

[ezau]

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:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Without "the tank" you'd be Owen like the Suns. You've nary room.
You're not tanking, Dale. You're seeing the inevitable result of Kirby as the first option.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

You're not tanking, Dale. You're seeing the inevitable result of Kirby as the first option.

tee, hee.

Nonetheless, without "the tank" you'd be Owen like the Suns. You've nary room.

[Thread]

Gotta give Thread credit.

He has taken on an absolutley indefensible position and managed to... get hammered.
Crash Test Dummy on board.; Still able to distribute repetitive exhaustion.

25-5-5.

[Warlord23]

25-5-5.

While humiliating a once-proud franchise

[mkurts]

Best shot ever ... cue the Kobe defenders coming out jizzing....

[TampaDude]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3A9QWxCcAAei1P.jpg:large

:lmao

[D-Wade]

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[apalisoc_9]

I think the lakers will have a go at leonard next year...

I am 99% sure leonard will stay n SA but they will offer him the max contract.

[Thread]

While humiliating a once-proud franchise

Without Kobe we're light in '00 up there & afterward? Well, afterward they descend on Daddy like a swarm of locust.

Kobe

"I don't forget anything." Me & Kobe.

[Thread]

I think the lakers will have a go at leonard next year...

I am 99% sure leonard will stay n SA but they will offer him the max contract.

I just bet you do.

[Jodelo]

25-5-5.

Who is averaging that? Kome isn't.

[Thread]

Who is averaging that? Kome isn't.

:rolleyes

[Clipper Nation]

25-5-5.
25 bricks-5 rapes-5 coaches fired.

[Thread]

25 bricks-5 rapes-5 coaches fired.

:rolleyes

[Clipper Nation]

:yield
lmvictoriousao!!!

[Thread]

lmvictoriousao!!!

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Warlord23]

Without Kobe we're light in '00 up there & afterward? Well, afterward they descend on Daddy like a swarm of locust.

Kobe

"I don't forget anything." Me & Kobe.

As a long suffering Suns fan, you must be elated at what Kobe has done to your arch nemesis. What Sir Charles, KJ, Thunder Dan, Nash and Amare couldn't do, 25-5-5 is doing: nailing the Lakers to the tree of woe and handing over Los Angeles to the Clippers. I'm so happy for you.

[Thread]

As a long suffering Suns fan, you must be elated at what Kobe has done to your arch nemesis. What Sir Charles, KJ, Thunder Dan, Nash and Amare couldn't do, 25-5-5 is doing: nailing the Lakers to the tree of woe and handing over Los Angeles to the Clippers. I'm so happy for you.

The Suns are imminently approaching O & 1/2 a 100.

Let us proceed...

& lettin' Artest put that back.

tee, hee.

[SupremeGuy]

My favorite part is that if you listen to the "old" media, you'll hear them say that sidekick is having an MVP-type season. :lol Just how clueless are these old assholes? But but 25 ppg! :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

The Suns are imminently approaching O & 1/2 a 100.

Let us proceed...

& lettin' Artest put that back.

tee, hee.
Though Nash still holds the 2-1 stick.

[apalisoc_9]

thread would suck dick if it meant getting leonard next year..

[FlAVaK]

Nick Young ran toward that thing like it was a baby in a burning house

He didn´t run fast enough. Assist killer...

http://wagesofwins.com/2012/12/10/putting-back-the-kobe-assist/

"...featuring a new metric he has named the “Kobe Assist”. The idea is that some players are good at missing shots in a way that falls into the hands of their teammates more often than their opponents, as if on purpose..."

[Thread]

thread would suck dick if it meant getting leonard next year..

No, I'd suck dick if your charter went down---anywhere.

[Thread]

Though Nash still holds the 2-1 stick.

Nash ain't got a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of.

[Thread]

My favorite part is that if you listen to the "old" media, you'll hear them say that sidekick is having an MVP-type season.

I'll just bet it is.

[SupremeGuy]

I'll just bet it is.How are you holding up? I know this season has to be rough for you.

[baseline bum]

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This video (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-took-a-totally-unnecessary-34-foot-shot-044002480.html) is even better. This one Laker fan douchebag in the bottom right of the screen gets up and pumps his fist like Kobe got this and then grabs the back of his head in embarrassment and sits down.

[Clipper Nation]

Nash ain't got a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of.
He can buy plenty of pots to piss in with that contract.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

This video (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-took-a-totally-unnecessary-34-foot-shot-044002480.html) is even better. This one Laker fan douchebag in the bottom right of the screen gets up and pumps his fist like Kobe got this and then grabs the back of his head in embarrassment and sits down.

:lol "what in the world?!"

[Thread]

How are you holding up? I know this season has to be rough for you.

- "They're ain't no chickens in this coop."

- Michael Callan - "Because They're Young"

[Chomag]

Kobe is a genius tbh. If he chucks it back there all the time all of his shots will be wide open ones!

And you guys say he isn't being efficient...geeze

[Thread]

Kobe is a genius tbh. If he chucks it back there all the time all of his shots will be wide open ones!

And you guys say he isn't being efficient...geeze

& then that one time when you were absolutely positively sure he'd chuck it, he double crossed ya's...Pierce ended up...dead in the ground.

Ron Artest

When we put a trophy in the case, the motherfucker stays in there. No gd white woman makes us unlock it and give it back on demand. "Go on, Tim, take Pop and get it, we have to jockey across the hall and give it to balloon head. Chop/chop." - NBA steward.

LMFAO...Pop didn't sleep until another June came & went.

Amy

[midnightpulp]

& then that one time when you were absolutely positively sure he'd chuck it, he double crossed ya's...Pierce ended up...dead in the ground.

Ron Artest

When we put a trophy in the case, the motherfucker stays in there. No gd white woman makes us unlock it and give it back on demand. "Go on, Tim, take Pop and get it, we have to jockey across the hall and give it to balloon head. Chop/chop." - NBA steward.

LMFAO...Pop didn't sleep until another June came & went.

Amy

You've no room. Kate Faber made Kobe give one back in Aught 4.

35% shooting in that series...LMAO!

[Thread]

You've no room. Kate Faber made Kobe give one back in Aught 4.

35% shooting in that series...LMAO!

No. Ours wasn't in the case. Yours was in there.

[midnightpulp]

No. Ours wasn't in the case. Yours was in there.

You was supposed to sweep. Them Pistons were lined up in your sights and gonna be an easy clean.

Then visions of Colorado seeped back into Kobe's head, of Katie Faber denying him his nut, and he couldn't function.

[Thread]

You was supposed to sweep. Them Pistons were lined up in your sights and gonna be an easy clean.

Then visions of Colorado seeped back into Kobe's head, of Katie Faber denying him his nut, and he couldn't function.

"supposed" ain't the same as they were selling your NBA Title shit.