Jurassic World

[Chris]

RFinNxS5KN4

[ohmwrecker]

If dinosaurs are so great how come they're all dead?

[UZER]

Meh. Piano playing the original tune was cool though.

[Thebesteva]

Huge JP fan, I thought it was a joke when I read the idea that this movie was about trained velociraptors fighting a new mutated dinosaur. Its so awkward to watch that trailer, hope the film worksout somehow

[baseline bum]

Fuck that series for taking a chicken sized homo dinosaur, the raptor, and making it some 8 foot tall assassin.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Vraptor-scale.png

Oh no, this ferocious dinosaur is trying to bite my ankles!

[baseline bum]

Also, Jeff Goldblum should die in a fire.

[RD2191]

Also, Jeff Goldblum should die in a fire.
Fuck Jeff Goldblum.

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU

[RD2191]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU
Shit gets me every time.:lol

[Thebesteva]

Shit gets me every time.:lol

Seriously, that guy is such a talentless ****.

[baseline bum]

knXskPUCZ08

[lefty]

Looks pretty stupid tbh

[Thebesteva]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FSVfd32U--/ocx2fcqwje3uuaxtr8m9.gif

[blkroadrunners]

"If something chases you, run..."

:lol what a cheesy quote

[anakha]

That gif is like some lame Dino-Riders shit.

[Thebesteva]

That gif is like some lame Dino-Riders shit.

Agreed. Love this franchise but the 93 raptors were so menacing and iconic

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120814115201/jurassicpark/images/a/a2/Jurassic_Park_raptors.jpg

[quentin_compson]

Yeah, this kitchen sequence in the original movie is just perfect suspense cinema. The movie as a whole has aged really well, in my opinion. I never was that big a fan of the two sequels, though.

As for Jurassic World, I don't know. The trailer is nothing special, but that doesn't have to mean much. I rather doubt the movie will be working out, though.

[Thebesteva]

Yeah, this kitchen sequence in the original movie is just perfect suspense cinema. The movie as a whole has aged really well, in my opinion. I never was that big a fan of the two sequels, though.

As for Jurassic World, I don't know. The trailer is nothing special, but that doesn't have to mean much. I rather doubt the movie will be working out, though.

The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 were horrible. The Lost World was still fun action but as a whole it was a huge let down and I was surprised Spielberg was shit since he directed it. JP3 was an EPIC failure. It was so bad it shut the franchise down nearly for good.

Interesting fact: Jurassic World was canceled 2-3 times during production and considered left for dead until about a year ago when shooting began. The film finished super fast thanks to CGI...I fuckin hate CGI but it will be much better by the time the final product comes out

[spurraider21]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FSVfd32U--/ocx2fcqwje3uuaxtr8m9.gif
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/20/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24777-1353429210-1.gif

[Thebesteva]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/20/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24777-1353429210-1.gif

His greatest contribution to the Lakers right there

[jeebus]

Also, Jeff Goldblum should die in a fire.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9jk8sA8xxkw/TPk92hd5_3I/AAAAAAAAATY/zDTAGg9pPtw/s1600/Jeff-Goldblum-jeff-goldblum-13452924-1280-960.jpg

[G-Nob]

Wonderful movie ^

[monosylab1k]

Wow that looks like it will be Transformers level stupid.

[ohmwrecker]

Dinosaurs suck, but how can you not like Jeff Goldblum?!

[The Gemini Method]

Fuck Jeff Goldblum was a local L.A. band at one point...

[InRareForm]

I will watch just for the effects. Already know what's going to happen.

[SupremeGuy]

Also, Jeff Goldblum should die in a fire.More lke Jewblum, amirite?

[Thebesteva]

Dinosaurs suck, but how can you not like Jeff Goldblum?!

Dinosaurs r fucking awesome wtf

[ohmwrecker]

Dinosaurs r fucking awesome wtf

Dinosaurs are big, stupid, boring lizard-birds. Godzilla is fucking awesome.

[baseline bum]

http://i.imgur.com/dc5P4Z3.jpg

Got-damn :lmao

[DarrinS]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

[lefty]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?
No you aren't

[djohn2oo8]

It's gotta be better than Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

[mugatu]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?
no, there are other idiots like yourself.

[DJR210]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

Sure you're not the only, but not a very popular opinion if you're including the first one.

[jeebus]

It's gotta be better than Jurassic Park 2 and 3.
Seeing as how half the movie has already been released through clips, trailers, and other shit, it looks good. looks like lefty and darrins are going to be 69ing all weekend long in a couple weeks, telling each other how much the series sucks.

[Pauly D]

Are there really people that seriously think the first isn't a great fucking movie?

[ididnotnothat]

It is what it is. Just enjoy.

[jeebus]

lefty, you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3103523/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-looks-striking-fitted-black-gown-arrives-Jurassic-World-premiere-star-Chris-Pratt.html

[Mugen]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3103523/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-looks-striking-fitted-black-gown-arrives-Jurassic-World-premiere-star-Chris-Pratt.html

Fun fact...TP did motion capture to re-enact the scene below for the new movie:

http://www.ranthollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/644591120.jpg

[Aztecfan03]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3103523/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-looks-striking-fitted-black-gown-arrives-Jurassic-World-premiere-star-Chris-Pratt.html


Does that Bryce girl usuallly look that bad?

[jeebus]

Does that Bryce girl usuallly look that bad?

:lol I was thinking the same thing; I looked her up in google images and nope, she doesn't. then again, considering her dad and uncle, she's lucky she turned out the way she did.

[benefactor]

Early reviews are mostly positive. I'll probably catch it on a matinee this weekend.

[batman2883]

can Chris Pratt bring this franchise back to life?

[InRareForm]

8.6 on imdb

[Caltex2]

Without giving too much away, all I can say is they let the dinosaurs escape and cause havoc way too quickly. We barely even saw any of the remodeled park and attractions. If you're into special effects, graphics and all that; if you just like seeing dinosaurs cause havoc, go for it or maybe if you're going on a night out with the wife and kids but I don't recommend it otherwise.

[UZER]

It's a good summer flick. They did the best they could with what they to clean up from the two sequels.

[oh crap]

i'm gonna check it out

[DJR210]

Without giving too much away, all I can say is they let the dinosaurs escape and cause havoc way too quickly. We barely even saw any of the remodeled park and attractions. If you're into special effects, graphics and all that; if you just like seeing dinosaurs cause havoc, go for it or maybe if you're going on a night out with the wife and kids but I don't recommend it otherwise.

Without giving away too much, the Rockets suck and will continue to suck for the next 15+ years.

[Chomper]

Jurrasic World fucking sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3rd one, which sucked DICK, blows this one out of the fucking water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How fucking stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this shit is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.

[RD2191]

Jurrasic World fucking sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3rd one, which sucked DICK, blows this one out of the fucking water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How fucking stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this shit is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.
clapping during a movie makes me want to punch someone. it's the gayest thing a person can do.

[Caltex2]

Jurrasic World fucking sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3rd one, which sucked DICK, blows this one out of the fucking water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How fucking stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this shit is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.

Yeah, I noticed half the audience also clapped at the end of my showing. I suppose this will get mixed reviews. Not a great movie imo if for no other reason than that they jumped into the plot way too quickly and as you noted there were no memorable characters.


clapping during a movie makes me want to punch someone. it's the gayest thing a person can do.

No, they clapped at the end. The only movie I ever clapped at the end of (granted, I'm not an avid movie goer, so I see very few as they come out) was Gridiron Gang.

[bigzak25]

My sons are 8 and 4...but going on 9 and 5 in just a few short weeks...will this movie traumatized them or should we just get our fucking tickets and buck up.

[Caltex2]

Unless they get scared they're gonna walk outside and get eaten by a dino (entirely possible), I think they're safe. They may even like that it's in 3D.

[cantthinkofanything]

clapping during a movie makes me want to punch someone. it's the gayest thing a person can do.

Trying to justify letting him cum on your face.

[jeebus]

FYI, if some of you are going off a review from a user who has one post and says it's worse than JP3, you should probably kill yourself. All 4 of his points make about as much sense as Pop playing Tony big minutes in the playoffs this year.


Without giving too much away, all I can say is they let the dinosaurs escape and cause havoc way too quickly. We barely even saw any of the remodeled park and attractions. If you're into special effects, graphics and all that; if you just like seeing dinosaurs cause havoc, go for it or maybe if you're going on a night out with the wife and kids but I don't recommend it otherwise.

.....uh, they didn't escape until at least 30 mins, maybe 45 mins into the movie. Would you rather the movie be about margaritaville, the hilton hotel, and what goes on in the control room for 1 1/2 hours then maybe 20 mins of dinosaurs then the ending? We see enough of the remodeled park and attractions. They showed the mosasaurus bit, the gyrosphere, the Rex viewing area, etc etc etc. What more did you want? What the inside of one of the gift shops looked like? This is a movie about dinosaurs, what the fuck were you expecting?

[RD2191]

Trying to justify letting him cum on your face.
Wut

[cantthinkofanything]

Wut

Your boyfriend cums on your face. But you think, "oh well, that's not the gayest thing."

[RD2191]

Your boyfriend cums on your face. But you think, "oh well, that's not the gayest thing."
I don't have a boyfriend and I'm not gay.

[cantthinkofanything]

I don't have a boyfriend and I'm not gay.

Are you sure? Your definition of gay is clapping at movies. You might be surprised what it really entails.

[RD2191]

Are you sure? Your definition of gay is clapping at movies. You might be surprised what it really entails.
I'm sure that I am not gay.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm sure that I am not gay.

You're killin me here. Did you catch your dad's semi retardness?

[RD2191]

You're killin me here. Did you catch your dad's semi retardness?
Maybe.

http://media.giphy.com/media/wOXQvz3FwajVm/giphy.gif

[Caltex2]

.....uh, they didn't escape until at least 30 mins, maybe 45 mins into the movie. Would you rather the movie be about margaritaville, the hilton hotel, and what goes on in the control room for 1 1/2 hours then maybe 20 mins of dinosaurs then the ending? We see enough of the remodeled park and attractions. They showed the mosasaurus bit, the gyrosphere, the Rex viewing area, etc etc etc. What more did you want? What the inside of one of the gift shops looked like? This is a movie about dinosaurs, what the fuck were you expecting?

In the original, it didn't seem like the animals started to escape until at least an hour in and in the meantime there was an explanation of how the how park and the animals were conceived. In the Lost World, the San Diego Incident didn't take place until almost 2 hours in (or at least it seemed) and mass casualties didn't take place for a slightly shorter time before. In the latest installment, it only took about 30 minutes for there to be deaths due to dinosaurs and for one to escape. They could have focused more on the redesigned park and fill us in on how John Hammond's dream was finally realized after all of the bad publicity and trouble previously.

Long story short, we've already seen dinosaurs wreak havoc uncontrollably and eat humans and dinosaurs alike in all of the previous installments, show us more of something we haven't seen before. Like I said, more of it.

[Thebesteva]

Jurrasic World fucking sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3rd one, which sucked DICK, blows this one out of the fucking water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How fucking stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this shit is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.

Jurassic World was awesome, and this is quite possibly the shittiest first post in ST history.

Also, WTF is a Veliciraptors? You retarded piece of shit, learn how to spell.

[DarrinS]

Took my kids to see it yesterday. Super cheesy movie, as expected. Kids enjoyed it, tho.

[Caltex2]

Took my kids to see it yesterday. Super cheesy movie, as expected. Kids enjoyed it, tho.

As expected.

[2pac > Kobe]

Jurrasic World fucking sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3rd one, which sucked DICK, blows this one out of the fucking water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How fucking stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this shit is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.

thanks bro!

[djohn2oo8]

8/10. Definitely better than 2 and 3.

[djohn2oo8]

Jurassic World was awesome, and this is quite possibly the shittiest first post in ST history.

Also, WTF is a Veliciraptors? You retarded piece of shit, learn how to spell.

This. About the Raptors evolving into.being trained, that was new and cool to see.

[djohn2oo8]

In the original, it didn't seem like the animals started to escape until at least an hour in and in the meantime there was an explanation of how the how park and the animals were conceived. In the Lost World, the San Diego Incident didn't take place until almost 2 hours in (or at least it seemed) and mass casualties didn't take place for a slightly shorter time before. In the latest installment, it only took about 30 minutes for there to be deaths due to dinosaurs and for one to escape. They could have focused more on the redesigned park and fill us in on how John Hammond's dream was finally realized after all of the bad publicity and trouble previously.

Long story short, we've already seen dinosaurs wreak havoc uncontrollably and eat humans and dinosaurs alike in all of the previous installments, show us more of something we haven't seen before. Like I said, more of it.

They left it open for that at the end with the Doctor, etc about Hammond's dream. The only complaint is there should have been more bloodshed.

[Caltex2]

I was neither pleased nor dissatisfied with the movie.

[spursfan09]

I didn't know dr wu was evil

[jeebus]

In the original, it didn't seem like the animals started to escape until at least an hour in and in the meantime there was an explanation of how the how park and the animals were conceived. In the Lost World, the San Diego Incident didn't take place until almost 2 hours in (or at least it seemed) and mass casualties didn't take place for a slightly shorter time before. In the latest installment, it only took about 30 minutes for there to be deaths due to dinosaurs and for one to escape. They could have focused more on the redesigned park and fill us in on how John Hammond's dream was finally realized after all of the bad publicity and trouble previously.

Long story short, we've already seen dinosaurs wreak havoc uncontrollably and eat humans and dinosaurs alike in all of the previous installments, show us more of something we haven't seen before. Like I said, more of it.
So you wanted it to be all about the park instead of the dinosaurs? That movie would fucking suck.


Took my kids to see it yesterday. Super cheesy movie, as expected. Kids enjoyed it, tho.

The Jurassic Park movies are supposed to be like B movies, as Spielberg intended. Cheesy moments, over the top, not super serious all the time, etc. People seem to forget this and go in wanting to see Schindler's List. Especially that chumper guy.

[jeebus]

I didn't know dr wu was evil
He wants det money. If you were the go to guy on the planet for something, in his case making dinos, wouldn't you want to protect that? I'd be evil as fuck.

[djohn2oo8]

So you wanted it to be all about the park instead of the dinosaurs? That movie would fucking suck.



The Jurassic Park movies are supposed to be like B movies, as Spielberg intended. Cheesy moments, over the top, not super serious all the time, etc. People seem to forget this and go in wanting to see Schindler's List. Especially that chumper guy.

It did a good job of caputuring the feel of the first one.

[CommanderMcBragg]

Not bad, not bad at all.

[DMX7]

Took my kids to see it yesterday. Super cheesy movie, as expected. Kids enjoyed it, tho.

That's too bad. The first one was great... or maybe I just have good memories of it since I was kid when I first saw it.

[DJR210]

Jurassic World was awesome, and this is quite possibly the shittiest first post in ST history.

Also, WTF is a Veliciraptors? You retarded piece of shit, learn how to spell.

:lol

[blkroadrunners]

I liked it - definitely better than the 3rd and a little more in order than the Lost World. I loved that Jimmy Buffett cameo when the pterosaurs were terrorizing the main park.

[DarrinS]

That's too bad. The first one was great... or maybe I just have good memories of it since I was kid when I first saw it.

It's a UNIX system!

[Caltex2]

So you wanted it to be all about the park instead of the dinosaurs? That movie would fucking suck.



No but they could have focused more on the park and filled in the details on what had happened in the preceding years and how Jurassic Park/World had become operational after all the bad publicity and the failed launch before the inevitable and expected dino rampage (or perhaps some of it could have happened simultaneously).

[djohn2oo8]

511 million worldwide
http://m.click2houston.com/money/jurassic-world-rampages-to-second-largest-us-box-office-opening-ever/33573316

[Caltex2]

The curiosity factor (including me, whose not even an avid movie goer). We'll see how much staying power it has once the anticipation and build up go away,

[djohn2oo8]

The curiosity factor (including me, whose not even an avid movie goer). We'll see how much staying power it has once the anticipation and build up go away,

I'll be there. They can build off of this one.

[UZER]

I was neither pleased nor dissatisfied with the movie.

Would you say it is more probable than not that you were satisfied?




I didn't know dr wu was evil


He wants det money. If you were the go to guy on the planet for something, in his case making dinos, wouldn't you want to protect that? I'd be evil as fuck.

Did anyone notice the reference to Steve jobs with his attitude and attire (black turtle neck)? Samsung was the brand of the movie so it's not a surprise.



This movie was thoroughly enjoyable. I Iike the respects they paid to the original throughout. Also how they even talked about how nobody being impressed with dinosaurs anymore so having to up the ante, and people in here are complaining about not being impressed with the dinosaurs :lol. Can't please everyone.

[HI-FI]

I plan on seeing it this week or next week. I'll try out that Jurassic Park blizzard in the interim. Part 3 is better than part 2 imo. Joe Johnston is an underrated director and part 2 lost me with the negrita gymnastics and the t-Rex running around San Diego.

apparently Bryce Howard's character is pinned down by a raptor who then eats her pussy out as Pratt is powerless to stop it. So I look forward to that.

[jeebus]

I plan on seeing it this week or next week. I'll try out that Jurassic Park blizzard in the interim. Part 3 is better than part 2 imo. Joe Johnston is an underrated director and part 2 lost me with the negrita gymnastics and the t-Rex running around San Diego.

apparently Bryce Howard's character is pinned down by a raptor who then eats her pussy out as Pratt is powerless to stop it. So I look forward to that.

:lol the coon hitches a ride in that RV and ransacks the place while they're out, eating all the food and basically ruining the rv, then makes white america clean up her mess. :lmao too bad the Rex didn't eat her chimp ass; though who knows what the effects of AIDS would do to a dinosaur.



can confirm the part about the raptor raping her. the I Rex was going to rape her too the shark dinosaur got to her first and she was understandably split in half.

[lefty]

:lol this movie sucks tbh
:lol ending is shitty

:lol and Chris Paratt makes the same face during the whole movie

[HI-FI]

:lol the coon hitches a ride in that RV and ransacks the place while they're out, eating all the food and basically ruining the rv, then makes white america clean up her mess. :lmao too bad the Rex didn't eat her chimp ass; though who knows what the effects of AIDS would do to a dinosaur.



can confirm the part about the raptor raping her. the I Rex was going to rape her too the shark dinosaur got to her first and she was understandably split in half.
AIDS is what killed off the dinos. They were a God fearing species until the LGBT subset forced them to all start buttfucking one another.
As for the black bitch, that was the same Spielberg who inserted Walkie talkies for guns in ET. I don't remember part 2 that well fortunately but the second book was far better.

[Caltex2]

Would you say it is more probable than not that you were satisfied?




I would say it's not bad enough to walk out on but not good enough to pay to see again. Apparently half the audience liked it as they clapped at the end, so maybe you will too.

[Spur|n|Austin]

FYI, if some of you are going off a review from a user who has one post and says it's worse than JP3, you should probably kill yourself. All 4 of his points make about as much sense as Pop playing Tony big minutes in the playoffs this year.



.....uh, they didn't escape until at least 30 mins, maybe 45 mins into the movie. Would you rather the movie be about margaritaville, the hilton hotel, and what goes on in the control room for 1 1/2 hours then maybe 20 mins of dinosaurs then the ending? We see enough of the remodeled park and attractions. They showed the mosasaurus bit, the gyrosphere, the Rex viewing area, etc etc etc. What more did you want? What the inside of one of the gift shops looked like? This is a movie about dinosaurs, what the fuck were you expecting?

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131102231616/vampirediaries/images/f/f1/Phil-Thumbs-Up.gif

[redzero]

If the T-Rex actually had feathers, that would be the most disappointing thing ever. I can handle Velociraptors having feathers, but not T-Rex.

[Caltex2]

I honestly would have been much happier with a prequel than the movie that was released, granted the actor who portrayed John Hammond passed away within the past couple of years. Show how the park was developed, what inspired Hammond to build it, why he selected Off-Shore Costa Rica, some detail in the cloning process, etc...

But it's Hollywood. I can't blame them if they can make back 200% of their investment and counting by making a cheap summer blockbuster popcorn flick (granted, it's better than what I could do, easy for me to criticize sitting here) that was edited and resurrected from development hell that more or less repeats many of the same aspects of the previous movies. That as opposed to something that is totally new to how we know the Jurassic Park universe.

[jeebus]

Damn bro, you're really melting down over this movie. Maybe it's time to rethink your life.

[Chomper]

I honestly would have been much happier with a prequel than the movie that was released, granted the actor who portrayed John Hammond passed away within the past couple of years. Show how the park was developed, what inspired Hammond to build it, why he selected Off-Shore Costa Rica, some detail in the cloning process, etc...

But it's Hollywood. I can't blame them if they can make back 200% of their investment and counting by making a cheap summer blockbuster popcorn flick (granted, it's better than what I could do, easy for me to criticize sitting here) that was edited and resurrected from development hell that more or less repeats many of the same aspects of the previous movies. That as opposed to something that is totally new to how we know the Jurassic Park universe.

That's exactly what this movie is. A cheap summer blockbuster popcorn flick. And it's so disappointing because the first, and even the second Jurassic Park movie, were so much more than that.

If you like this movie then you probably like the 2nd 3rd and 4th transformers movies. It has the same brainless action, cheesy lines, characters, and story. The 70% this movie got on RT is absolutely amazing to me...it shows just how much people love Jurassic Park. Heck, I do too, I read the first and 2nd books by Crichton and absolutely LOVED the 1st and 2nd Jurassic Park movies (the 3rd one was....ehhh) but this one was just horrible. It didn't even feel like Jurassic Park...it just stole the music.

If Crichton was still alive I wonder if he would have let this happen... Probably couldn't have prevented it but maybe it would have been better. It certainly couldn't have been any worse.

[Caltex2]

Damn bro, you're really melting down over this movie. Maybe it's time to rethink your life.

I'm just talking about how I feel about it. It was so forgettable, I'd already forgotten about it until reading this thread.

[unleashbaynes]

lemme guess, another complete piece of shit that plays off the nostalgia of the 20-30 crowd with shitty characters, cheesy animated action, and chocked full of advertisements. all for the very fair price of $10.

[UZER]

lemme guess, another complete piece of shit that plays off the nostalgia of the 20-30 crowd with shitty characters, cheesy animated action, and chocked full of advertisements. all for the very fair price of $10.

You were expecting Jurassic World to win the Oscar for best picture?

[unleashbaynes]

You were expecting Jurassic World to win the Oscar for best picture?

was i close?

[jeebus]

was i close?
not really. there were a gratuitous amount of mercedes shots but that's all you were close on.

[JudynTX]

I liked Jurassic World, it was entertainment. I'll see it again.

[Caltex2]

lemme guess, another complete piece of shit that plays off the nostalgia of the 20-30 crowd with shitty characters, cheesy animated action, and chocked full of advertisements. all for the very fair price of $10.

The problem is that the script and concept has gone through so many changes that it developed into exactly what we're talking about. It's cool to see if you're just bored, wanna take your family or spouse out, especially if you have kids but I don't think it's a great movie although half the audience did, so maybe I'm just in the minority. I think they originally were going to have a movie where the world at large had to deal with feral dinosaurs but it got caught in production hell and thus made numerous changes.

As I said in another post, a prequel would have been better than what appeared to me as not much more than a summer box office cash in based on the movie's name. I can't blame them either, JP is hardly the only franchise to do this.

It's not a bad movie but is, imo, overhyped by some.

[spurraider21]

my favorite film of the series tbh.. although the corny dialogue at the end was terrible. they had their chance to have a memorable one liner and they completely botched it.

i also thought the :cry brother moment :cry in the truck at the end was a little too much. they did the same thing like 4 times throughout, we got the point. but i guess they had to do something for the kids

i dont have the numbers yet to back it up, but i'm pretty sure it had the most screen time for dinosaurs of all the movies so far. i know jurassic park only had 14 minutes. the last fight scene was pretty epic... all they were missing was king kong tbh :lol

[Caltex2]

my favorite film of the series tbh.. although the corny dialogue at the end was terrible. they had their chance to have a memorable one liner and they completely botched it.

i also thought the :cry brother moment :cry in the truck at the end was a little too much. they did the same thing like 4 times throughout, we got the point. but i guess they had to do something for the kids

i dont have the numbers yet to back it up, but i'm pretty sure it had the most screen time for dinosaurs of all the movies so far. i know jurassic park only had 14 minutes. the last fight scene was pretty epic... all they were missing was king kong tbh :lol

Don't forget the most forced, unnatural kiss in the history of cinema. And the dino time was a negative to me, we've already seen dinos rage uncontrollably in the last 3, especially JP2.

[Thebesteva]

Don't forget the most forced, unnatural kiss in the history of cinema. And the dino time was a negative to me, we've already seen dinos rage uncontrollably in the last 3, especially JP2.

Only beta males notice unnatural kisses in cinema, the whole time I was thinking how fun it would be to give Bryce Dallas Howard anal

[benefactor]

And the dino time was a negative to me, we've already seen dinos rage uncontrollably in the last 3, especially JP2.
So the dino time was a negative to you in a movie about dinosaurs.

:lolkay.

[jeebus]

So the dino time was a negative to you in a movie about dinosaurs.

:lolkay.

Which is why I said...


Damn bro, you're really melting down over this movie. Maybe it's time to rethink your life.

[Caltex2]

We're in a thread discussing something that recently hit pop culture. Some will like, some won't like. So far, I've lost zero sleep over this not being the best movie ever made, how about you?

As for his comment, it's not the dino being bad, it's that too much was focused on the dino's rampage. As I've said a billion times already, I'd have preferred seeing more of something I haven't seen before as opposed to another powerful dinosaur on the loose with predictable events happening.

[HI-FI]

Plan on seeing it on Discount Day. Really the only one I didn't like was part 2. Rumor has it Spielberg let David Koepp direct a lot of it. Those two later fucked up Crystal Skull by phoning it in.

the Jurassic Smash Blizzard is alright, I've had better from DQ.

anyone see it in 3d? Curious if when the raptors gang rape Bryce Howard and shoot their jizz at the camera, if that's worth the upgrade.

[jeebus]

the Jurassic Smash Blizzard is alright, I've had better from DQ.


it's ok. I just wish DQ and the blizzard showed more of the park. I'd rather the blizzrd be...maybe 95% of them walking around the park and 5% credits. Also, the forced kiss the blizzard did made me cringe.

[spurraider21]

usually the complaint with dino/monster movies is that the dino/monsters dont get enough airtime. jurassic world gave me exactly what i wanted. a lot of dinosaurs fucking a lot of shit up.

[Caltex2]

It depends on what type of person you are. I like to think about things (not saying you don't) as opposed to seeing carnage and mayhem, which I don't mind but everything the dinosaurs did has more or less done in every JW movie.

To each their own, it's like your favorite flavor of ice cream or what have you, everyone has their preferences. I'm done talking about it if I can help it. Like I said it's not a bad movie overall.

[spurraider21]

It depends on what type of person you are. I like to think about things (not saying you don't) as opposed to seeing carnage and mayhem
then maybe you shouldn't be seeing movies like jurassic world...

[Caltex2]

I'm pretty sure I expected to see raptors and giant dinosaurs on the loose. But they could have provided more of a plot and story than yet another installment where a giant dino is on the loose and he is inevitably defeated in the end. They could have at least provided a surprise tragedy where one of the main protagonists gets eaten/killed or something like that.

Anyways, again I don't mean to sound like I'm harping, it was a good movie overall but not an all-time classic.

[InRareForm]

Jurassic was nice on the visuals but just a chaotic forced mess tbh

[tp2021]

I really enjoyed it, but the Anchorman 2 ending did leave a bad taste in my mouth.

[NameDropper]

I found it to be very entertaining and enjoyed it.

[DJR210]

Curious if when the raptors gang rape Bryce Howard and shoot their jizz at the camera, if that's worth the upgrade.

Fuck yeah it is :tu

[BatManu20]

Saw it. Thought it sucked. From plot, to the characters, to the acting, to the ridiculous amount of cheesy cliches, I thought it was a pretty shit film imvho. But it's probably my fault for expecting more. It was a classic summer blockbuster popcorn flick. Lots of action, cliches, and a cheesy romance story. The final battle scene felt more like Godzilla than it did Jurassic Park. I did burst out laughing when the Raptor makes his triumphant return in the final battle though. Thought it was hilarious, tbh. Overall, 5/10 for me. A 5 only for the visuals.

[Alex's foreskin]

http://www.inquisitr.com/2179548/jurassic-world-set-up-a-sequel-and-this-could-be-what-its-about/

Sequel in works. Alan and Ian Grant characters were originally supposed to be in this one.

[Infinite_limit]

http://www.inquisitr.com/2179548/jurassic-world-set-up-a-sequel-and-this-could-be-what-its-about/

Sequel in works. Alan and Ian Grant characters were originally supposed to be in this one.
Speaking of Please kill the franchise already, you guys notice a new Terminator hitting theaters in a few weeks?

[The Reckoning]

movie ran on nostalgia and taking everything over the top to give us what we want in a dinosaur movie. cliches, jurassic park jokes, velociraptors, T-Rex, and cheesy summer blockbuster-ness. ripped straight from early hollywood monster flicks.

ending fight scene was the best part honestly. fucking great B movie script in blockbuster production.

entertaining if you didn't go in expecting much such as myself

[Caltex2]

http://www.inquisitr.com/2179548/jurassic-world-set-up-a-sequel-and-this-could-be-what-its-about/

Sequel in works. Alan and Ian Grant characters were originally supposed to be in this one.

You mean Alan Grant and Dr. Ian Malcolm.

For God's sake, let this franchise end. It honestly should have ended after The Lost World.

[Blake]

Saw it. Thought it sucked. From plot, to the characters, to the acting, to the ridiculous amount of cheesy cliches, I thought it was a pretty shit film imvho. But it's probably my fault for expecting more. It was a classic summer blockbuster popcorn flick. Lots of action, cliches, and a cheesy romance story. The final battle scene felt more like Godzilla than it did Jurassic Park. I did burst out laughing when the Raptor makes his triumphant return in the final battle though. Thought it was hilarious, tbh. Overall, 5/10 for me. A 5 only for the visuals.

Pretty much.

I was disappointed that they didn't let Chris Pratt be the same Pratt that we saw in Guardians. He was a stiff here.

They try to give some character development to the kids including a wasted 10 minutes talking about mom and daddeh getting a divorce that had nothing to do with anything.

And I want to know why after the Edamame Rex got killed that everything was a-ok. You still have a fucking T-Rex running loose.

but yeah, summer action popcorn flick that's ultimately forgettable.

We loled too knowing who was gonna die, like the sloppy fast security guard eating chips.

[Blake]

usually the complaint with dino/monster movies is that the dino/monsters dont get enough airtime. jurassic world gave me exactly what i wanted. a lot of dinosaurs fucking a lot of shit up.

You like the Transformers franchise?

[spurraider21]

You like the Transformers franchise?
They've gotten progressively worse. Was a big fan of the first one.

[Blake]

They've gotten progressively worse. Was a big fan of the first one.

Yeah i just need more out of a movie than action. Gotta have a reason for it, otherwise it's just noise.

to each his own though

[Caltex2]

I said earlier in the thread that if they can make millions and even into the billions (especially as it comes out on BluRay and DVD) by just throwing together a summer popcorn flick, why not?

[Spam]

It was great. Wasn't meant to be a critically acclaimed flick.

[spurraider21]

Yeah i just need more out of a movie than action. Gotta have a reason for it, otherwise it's just noise.

to each his own though
To be fair transformers is a mess because 90% of the time you can't tell what's happening in the action sequences

[Blake]

To be fair transformers is a mess because 90% of the time you can't tell what's happening in the action sequences

yeah, the only time in JW I couldn't figure out who was who was when the TRex was fighting the other Rex.

But still, I think they could have put a little effort into the plot and character development. I doubt JW2 will be as successful because of it.

[Caltex2]

I'm watching the original. How did the T-Rex get in the museum at the end and how did no one, including the raptors notice? LOL, Unexplainable Hollywood Endings for $1,000 Alex.

[Spurminator]

Big dumb fun. Exactly what I wanted and expected. See it on the big screen or don't see it.

[Jacob1983]

It was an entertaining summer movie. Probably the 2nd best of the franchise. Why aren't feminists praising Bryce Dallas Howard? She was basically the hero in the movie and did all of her running in high heels throughout the movie. She looked good too.

[ColinB]

Worth it for the scene where Jimmy Buffett is running away while double fisting some margaritas.

[spurraider21]

there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie
:lmao there was one of the best movie deaths of all time in the movie, tbh

[Caltex2]

The sequel is set:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2015/07/23/chris-pratt-returns--jurassic-world-sequel/30578523/

Another popcorn flick cash in I suppose.

[gambit1990]

the only part i liked was how the assistant died. that shit was awesome.

[The Gemini Method]

That Mosasaurus was like the best dino in the movie. Motherfucker in th South wouldn't be bitch made fucks whining about some shitty Condfederate flag if those crocs won the genetic lottery and were still roaming this planet.