Kobe's 2014-15 FG%

[Mori Chu]

.381

[Sean Cagney]

DAMN IT ROSE! It was at 37% or something.

[100%duncan]

MAMBA MENTALITY FUCK OFF.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Kirbystan

[Thread]

This cocksucker won't permit this shit on his Board, but, feels free to come here and do it.

Ya fuck.

[spurraider21]

This cocksucker won't permit this shit on his Board, but, feels free to come here and do it.

Ya fuck.
what happened to...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/nbalogo8.png

u cant have your cake and eat it too. make up your mind

[Thread]

what happened to...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/nbalogo8.png

u cant have your cake and eat it too. make up your mind

Fine. This cocksucker won't permit this on shit on his Board, but, feels free to come here and do it.

Ya fuck.

[100%duncan]

This cocksucker won't permit this shit on his Board, but, feels free to come here and do it.

Ya fuck.

OP owns the suns board?

[Thread]

OP owns the suns board?

Yeah.

[spurraider21]

Yeah.
why the hell are u even awake at this time? stop by the computer on the way to one of your late-night pisses?

[Thread]

why the hell are u even awake at this time? stop by the computer on the way to one of your late-night pisses?

Frankly, that is exactly what I did.

tee, hee.

Night all.

[spurraider21]

Frankly, that is exactly what I did.

tee, hee.

Night all.
:lol nailed it

you should consider wearing a pissbag in addition to the shitbag u already got

[scanry]

Frankly, that is exactly what I did.

tee, hee.

Night all.

Invest some of that retirement money (if you have any) on an iPad tbh. Heck it would auto correct some of your crap for the betterment of the forum.

[Thread]

Invest some of that retirement money (if you have any) on an iPad tbh. Heck it would auto correct some of your crap for the betterment of the forum.

Cubby doesn't do technology. I wouldn't even carry around a cell phone if Girl didn't make me.

[Thread]

:lol nailed it

you should consider wearing a pissbag in addition to the shitbag u already got

It's funny, years ago when I still had tumescence I HAD to get up. Now, I can lay there, fight it and sleep another hour or three before I get up and relieve myself.

[313]

It's funny, years ago when I still had tumescence I HAD to get up. Now, I can lay there, fight it and sleep another hour or three before I get up and relieve myself.That's not healthy, dale

[Thread]

That's not healthy, dale

It's awful having a small dick. When Girl gives me my weekly hand job it's terrible as she searches thru my abundant bush for the vienna sausage. When we got married I measured out at 10 3/4".

A great American tragedy.

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, Laker fans!!

.381

[HemisfairArena]

1-14

[Thread]

25-5-5

[RsxPiimp]

25-5-5

CHARGE!!!

[Thread]

CHARGE!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

[manufan10]

Cubby doesn't do technology. I wouldn't even carry around a cell phone if Girl didn't make me.

What about that LifeAlert, tbh?

[Cry Havoc]

CHARGE for the lottery!!!!!!!!!

[spurraider21]

0.379

[jimbo]

What about that LifeAlert, tbh?

"I've fallen under a barrel I rolled and can't get up!"

[mavsfan1000]

Lol Kobe

[Clipper Nation]

Happy Thanksgiving, Kirby stans!

[Jodelo]

:lmao

[Thread]

25-5-5

[Brazil]

25-5-5

5-15, really ?

[Thread]

5-15, really ?

Absolutely.

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, Los Angeles!

.379

[Thread]

Good morning, Los Angeles!

.379

This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.

[Mori Chu]

Please feel free to "dish" anything you wish, right here. Come to pappy, pappy. Tee, hee.

.379

[Thread]

^This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.

[Clipper Nation]

This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.

So he's a man after your own heart, then.

tee, hee.

[scanry]

This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.

I see that you two go way back. Was it Azcentral? Never knew Mori was Azcentral's mod.

I never understood why they couldn't just reopen the Suns forum on Azcentral. I remember them being pretty active in the mid 2000's. A whiny bunch btw. Not only did they whine on Azcentral, they made it a point to go to every damn board to bitch, piss and moan about that 2007 WCSF series. After game 3 the preceding year (2008 first round), they were shut for good.

[Mori Chu]

I see that you two go way back. Was it Azcentral? Never knew Mori was Azcentral's mod.

I never understood why they couldn't just reopen the Suns forum on Azcentral. I remember them being pretty active in the mid 2000's. A whiny bunch btw. Not only did they whine on Azcentral, they made it a point to go to every damn board to bitch, piss and moan about that 2007 WCSF series. After game 3 the preceding year (2008 first round), they were shut for good.

I wasn't a mod at AZCentral; just a user. Thread/Culburn basically got that place shut down with constant spamming and racism and other stuff. It was a bit fun to watch the place burn down, but, we had to have another joint to talk Suns. So, our friend Sose created phxsuns.net. That site lasted us a good 10-15 years before that one burned down too, this time due to server failure. So I bought a new domain and created phx-suns.net.

Also:

.379

[scanry]

I wasn't a mod at AZCentral; just a user. Thread/Culburn basically got that place shut down with constant spamming and racism and other stuff. It was a bit fun to watch the place burn down, but, we had to have another joint to talk Suns. So, our friend Sose created phxsuns.net. That site lasted us a good 10-15 years before that one burned down too, this time due to server failure. So I bought a new domain and created phx-suns.net.

Also:

.379

Saw the Culburn thread on your site. You actually banned the old prick for good? :lol BTW that forum should have a thicker skin for tolerance tbh. The internet is evolving and there are trolls and racists everywhere. You can't go Chinese on someone when their ego or feelings get hurt.

[lefty]

.379

[lefty]

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[Thread]

25-5-5

[djohn2oo8]

You've got to feel bad about Culburn these days. It's like the old man shits on himself and has to sit through it all day. Hence the phrase, "same shit, different day"

[Thread]

You've got to feel bad about Culburn these days. It's like the old man shits on himself and has to sit through it all day. Hence the phrase, "same shit, different day"

0-2, then, THEN, then you decide to play you some basketball.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[djohn2oo8]

0-2, then, THEN, then you decide to play you some basketball.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

You're 0-2 on attempts to pay your ticket?

[spurraider21]

25-5-5
who's stats are those?

[Thread]

You're 0-2 on attempts to pay your ticket?

In the air, flying out of Houston down 0-2,,,then you're ready to play basketball.

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Thread]

who's stats are those?

25-5-5

[djohn2oo8]

You're 0-2 on attempts to pay your ticket?

[Jodelo]

who's stats are those?

I know it's not Kobe.

[spurraider21]

25-5-5
25-6-6

[Thread]

25-6-6

25-5-5

[FlAVaK]

:lmao Kirbystan

http://www.shalomjerusalem.com/kurdistan/kurdistan.gif

[Mori Chu]

Kobe was actually 10-18 in his tank-loss against the Wolves tonight. I'll give him credit. This raises his FG% to a whopping

.388

[sook]

25-5-5

Just start handing them out before the game even starts man..:lol

https://rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/you-tried-star-resized-600.png

[Thread]

Kobe was actually 10-18 in his tank-loss against the Wolves tonight. I'll give him credit. This raises his FG% to a whopping

.388

This fuck. He can dish it. But, he cannot take it.

[Thread]

Just start handing them out before the game even starts man..:lol

https://rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/you-tried-star-resized-600.png

25-5-5

[sook]

Meaningless, find me the list of countless shitty players to chuck away like that . At least pick something annoying or worthy of getting back at people :lol

[Thread]

Meaningless

I'll just bet it is.

25-5-5

[Gummi Clutch]

I kind of miss the good Kobe. This new guy is just a try hard that fails at everything.

[Thread]

I kind of miss the good Kobe. This new guy is just a try hard that fails at everything.

I'll just bet he does.

25-5-5

[Mori Chu]

Kobe's season stats are 26.4 PPG, 4.1 APG, 5.1 RPG. So more like 26-4-5. (on .388 shooting.)

[Thread]

Kobe's season stats are 26.4 PPG, 4.1 APG, 5.1 RPG. So more like 26-4-5. (on .388 shooting.)

This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, Los Angeles!

.388

[spurraider21]

This fuck. He can dish it, but, he cannot take it.
1: make the playoffs
2: win the last game you play

[Thread]

1: make the playoffs
2: win the last game you play

The Spisak Manifesto invented by your's truly.

[spurraider21]

The Spisak Manifesto invented by your's truly.
Says nothing about 25-5-5

[Thread]

Says nothing about 25-5-5

25-5-5

[m>s]

Hypocrite-hypocrite-hypocrite

guess who's statline that is

[AlexJones]

http://www.posters.ws/images/360006/dominik_hasek_2002_stanley_cup_game_4_photofile.jp g

Dom>>>>

[Clipper Nation]

Dom>>>>

Playoffs Quick >>>>

[spurraider21]

Dom, Roy, Brodeur are all monsters, but Quick has det robert horry gene

:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4qfCbuhCw

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, SpursTalk! Kobe's current FG% as of today:

.388

[HemisfairArena]

1-14

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, SpursTalk! Kobe's current FG%:

.392

Get there, big guy!

[Franklin]

still better than his team's winning % imho

[DMC]

Los Angeles Lakers


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer), PF
14
6-9
0-0
0-0
0
1
1
1
1
0
0
2
+7
12


Wesley Johnson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4247/wesley-johnson), SF
16
4-5
2-2
0-1
1
1
2
1
1
2
1
2
+3
10


Jordan Hill (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3994/jordan-hill), C
17
5-9
0-0
0-0
3
4
7
1
1
0
0
1
+1
10


Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
16
1-3
1-2
0-0
1
1
2
3
0
0
0
1
+3
3


Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant), SG
18
0-5
0-1
0-0
0
1
1
8
1
0
4
2
-1
0


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Ed Davis (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4259/ed-davis), PF
9
0-0
0-0
0-0
0
5
5
0
0
0
1
2
+2
0


Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young), SF
11
3-6
1-2
3-4
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
+2
10


Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre), C
8
1-5
0-0
0-0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
+4
2


Ronnie Price (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2807/ronnie-price), PG
9
0-0
0-0
0-0
1
0
1
1
0
0
0
1
+2
0


Wayne Ellington (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3981/wayne-ellington), SG
9
3-5
0-0
0-0
0
2
2
0
1
0
0
0
+2
6


Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly), PF
Has not entered game


Xavier Henry (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4241/xavier-henry), SF
Has not entered game


Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson), PG
Has not entered game


TOTALS

FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF

PTS



23-47
4-7
3-5
6
15
21
15
5
3
6
12

53

[Thread]

^Christ, at this rate I'm gonna lose more than a point off the 25 part of the 25-5-5. Fuck me in the ass and call me Charley.

[Raven]

Kobe johnson tbh

[Mori Chu]

Goooooooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrninggggg, Vietnaaaaaaaaaam! Today, Kobe's FG% is:

.391

[Thread]

Kobe johnson tbh

25-5-5

[Mori Chu]

Good evening, SpursTalk! Kobe's current 2014-15 FG%:

.390

[Splits]

Good evening, SpursTalk! Kobe's current 2014-15 FG%:

.390

Imagine if he played american cricket. He'd be one of the greatest batsmen since Fat Ruth.

[Mori Chu]

Goooood morning, SpursTalk! Kobe's current FG%:

.391

Get there, kiddo!

[spurraider21]

0.389

[Splits]

0.389

PATHETIC for a volume shooter

[Mori Chu]

Gooooooooood morning, Los Angeles! Kobe's current shooting percentage as of 2014/12/08:

.389

[Dex]

:lol 112th in shooting percentage, 1st in FGAs by a HEALTHY margin. :lol

[sook]

:lol 112th in shooting percentage, 1st in FGAs by a HEALTHY margin. :lol

has that ever been done before?

[Thread]

25-5-5

[Mori Chu]

Good afternoon, SpursTalk! Did you know? Kobe Bryant's 2014-15 field goal percentage as of 12/9/2014 is:

.389

Also, his points-assists-rebounds are:

25-4.8-5

Ooooooooops! Not 25-5-5 :'(

[Mori Chu]

Good morning! Kobe's FG% as of today is .390 and his points-assists-rebounds are 25-4.9-5 ... Oh me, oh my!

[Mori Chu]

Good morning! Kobe's FG% as of today is down to .387 ... Oopsie!!!

[unforeseen]

Damn, Mori smacking Thread on a daily basis. :rollin

[Thread]

Damn, Mori smacking Thread on a daily basis. :rollin

It's easy when you lock your own door & come niqqer knock mine.

[MultiTroll]

Originally Posted by Dex
112th in shooting percentage, 1st in FGAs by a HEALTHY margin.


has that ever been done before?
Ya is that the biggest chuck gap ever?

[bluebellmaniac]

.387 if ESPN is updated ... sweet...

[Mori Chu]

Kobe may have passed MJ in scoring... But his FG% this season so far? As of tonight?

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:lol .387!

[bluebellmaniac]

.386 ... :toast

[spurraider21]

.382

[100%duncan]

Goddamn :lmao

[unforeseen]

.386 - 25.2 - 5 - 4.8

[Thread]

25-5-5

[Mori Chu]

Goooooooooooooooooooood morning!!!!!!! Kobe's 2014-15 FG% is now:

.382

And his PPG-APG-RPG averages are 25.2 - 4.8 - 5.0. Oops!!

Oh me, oh my.

courtesy: http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant

[Clipper Nation]

CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[benefactor]

Great thread.:tu

Will recommend to family, friends and random passers by.

[mystargtr34]

.382 is fucking disgusting :lol

[SupremeGuy]

lol kirby

[Thread]

.382 is fucking disgusting :lol

Please. You took 6 like it was shaved pussy.

[Mori Chu]

GOOD MORNING! Did you know? Kobe's 2014-15 FG% is still at:


.382

:( but he scores 25 ppg
:( 25-5-5 ... oh wait, I mean 25-4.8-5 :(:(:(

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

[Thread]

^
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[Clipper Nation]

CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[scanry]

^
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Doesn't have the same ring to it since Tim surpassed your boy asshole. It's come to a point where your wrinkly ass has to put with Suns fans for crying out loud.

[Thread]

Doesn't have the same ring to it since Tim surpassed your boy asshole. It's come to a point where your wrinkly ass has to put with Suns fans for crying out loud.

Of course it doesn't. Never denied such. But, it's better than 6-5 Duncan, where by the grace of God it should be.

---

Always been with them first & foremost.

[scanry]

Of course it doesn't. Never denied such. But, it's better than 6-5 Duncan, where by the grace of God it should be.

---

Always been with them first & foremost.

They've always treated you like shit fuckface. Be greatful to Kori for your extended stay.

[Thread]

They've always treated you like shit fuckface. Be greatful to Kori for your extended stay.

Please, they couldn't stand the gaffe so bad they buried me knowing I was drawing breath the entire time.

------

Please, if you were still 5-4 Kobe I'd be locked the fuck out. It's easy when you ring to do the right thing. Not so much when you lose.

[SupremeGuy]

^
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 52 > 1

[AlexJones]

Mori

[Mori Chu]

Gooooooooooooooood afternoon, SpursTalk! Did you know? Kobe Bryant's FG% currently is:

.
3
8
2

:depressedBut we won the "pass MJ in scoring" championship!
:depressedBut he *ALMOST* gets 25-5-5!
:depressedBut he was really intense in that one practice!!
:depressedBut :depressed

[AlexJones]

Memento Mori

[Mori Chu]

I think you know where this is going. Kobe's FG% is:

.382 :lol

[bluebellmaniac]

.377 and sinking fast... :lmao

[spurraider21]

Beyond embarrassing

[Malik Hairston]

:lol it has to normalize at some point, tbh..he's bad, but 37.7% seems impossible..

[Thread]

25-5-5

[scanry]

Please, they couldn't stand the gaffe so bad they buried me knowing I was drawing breath the entire time.

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Please, if you were still 5-4 Kobe I'd be locked the fuck out. It's easy when you ring to do the right thing. Not so much when you lose.

Who you kidding? It's just a matter of time before you snap and the slovenian moderator will take care of your sorry ass.

[szumi]

"Bryant has now missed 12 consecutive potential tying or go-ahead shots in the final five seconds of the fourth quarter or overtime, which ties for the longest such streak in his career; he also missed a dozen such shots in a row between 2005 and 2006."

[Thread]

Who you kidding? It's just a matter of time before you snap and the slovenian moderator will take care of your sorry ass.

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd

[Thread]

"Bryant has now missed 12 consecutive potential tying or go-ahead shots in the final five seconds of the fourth quarter or overtime, which ties for the longest such streak in his career; he also missed a dozen such shots in a row between 2005 and 2006."

Look at this motherfucker, stayed upstairs when Amy was cleaning house, now, NOW, now he comes down here. You piss pot chickenshit, you.

I shit on you.

[szumi]

And who are You? And who is Amy? Im just here to post basketball facts. Isn't this the NBA forum?

[Thread]

And who are You? And who is Amy? Im just here to post basketball facts. Isn't this the NBA forum?

Ya flat headed fucking Pollock, you.

[szumi]

It's OK man. Dont let the frustration get to You.

[Thread]

It's OK man. Dont let the frustration get to You.

Says the cocksucker who's coach is a piss pot chickenshit.

[szumi]

You mean the reigning NBA champion and COTY? I think he's fine.

[Thread]

You mean the reigning NBA champion and COTY? I think he's fine.

I imagine you would abide a piss pot and a chickenshit like Pop.

[szumi]

I imagine you would too if only got a chance but he ain't coming your way any time soon so have fun with Byron&Kobe duo

[Thread]

I imagine you would too if only got a chance but he ain't coming your way any time soon so have fun with Byron&Kobe duo

He's a piss pot chickenshit.

Congratulations.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol it has to normalize at some point, tbh..he's bad, but 37.7% seems impossible..
It'll normalize to at least 34% if not lower.

:lol Kirby


He's a piss pot chickenshit.

Congratulations.
He's championed up. & he beat your Byron in the Finals.

tee, hee.

[scanry]

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd

Nah man, you became too predictable after your meltdown in the early 2000's. Pretty graphic too.

[Clipper Nation]

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd
- "Bricks, airballs."

- Kirby "The 48.5" Bryant

[AaronY]

Shooting 34.6% in December with zero games above 50% http://espn.go.com/nba/player/gamelog/_/id/110/kobe-bryant

[AaronY]

10 straight games shooting under 50% so that's a streak..wonder how many he can rack up

[Thread]

25-5-5

[da_suns_fan]

Only two players in NBA history have averaged 25 a game while shooting under or equal to 39%:

1) Allen Iverson in 2004 (38%)
2) John Fulks in 1948 (31%)

[Thread]

^NBA's Old Maid spokesman.

[HemisfairArena]

3-15

[BatManu20]

546473428052504576

546478588703158273

[Thread]

^This...is in response to the indictment of Popovich.

[Zed]

God Bless Kobe.

[spurraider21]

:lmao 37.2%

[Thread]

^Beats your piss pot chickenshit coach.

Motherfucker.

[midnightpulp]

^Beats your piss pot chickenshit coach.

Motherfucker.

There's talk that Byron and Kobe might agree to sit him out games if his poor play continues.

HA!

[Sean Cagney]

LOL at his shooting PCT., some idiot tried to tell me a few times he is a better shooter than Mike was as well TBH but avoids facts like most Kobe fans do. He is not clutch at all anymore and hasn't been for years and his shooting % is laughable at this point. He is horrible now, he can shoot 100 shots a game to get that 25 but he is not efficient.

[Thread]

There's talk that Byron and Kobe might agree to sit him out games if his poor play continues.

HA!

You're like >,,,you're full of shit.

[Thread]

LOL at his shooting PCT., some idiot tried to tell me a few times he is a better shooter than Mike was as well TBH but avoids facts like most Kobe fans do. He is not clutch at all anymore and hasn't been for years and his shooting % is laughable at this point. He is horrible now, he can shoot 100 shots a game to get that 25 but he is not efficient.

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

You're like >,,,you're full of shit.

How?

I'm no longer deviating. Poop is a chickenshit for resting players and conceding wins. I've had it up to here with Poop's games.

But your Scott and your Kobe might follow Poop's example very soon. What's your opinion on that?

[Thread]

How?

I'm no longer deviating. Poop is a chickenshit for resting players and conceding wins. I've had it up to here with Poop's games.

But your Scott and your Kobe might follow Poop's example very soon. What's your opinion on that?

I already gave it to you:::you're like >,,,you're full of shit.

[midnightpulp]

I already gave it to you:::you're like >,,,you're full of shit.

Gave what?

I never claimed to be the first to call Poop a chickenshit for sitting players.

[Thread]

Gave what?

I never claimed to be the first to call Poop a chickenshit for sitting players.

True, but, you're full of shit nonetheless.

[Sean Cagney]

25-5-5

Not even the 5 and 5 anymore is it? If so who cares about the 25 when any bench player can shoot 30 times a game to get 25 Points man, that 37% is a joke no matter how you try to spin it with that. He is a chucker, misses a ton of shots as shown by his most misses from the field in NBA history. Poor Kirby is a horrible shooter.

[Thread]

Not even the 5 and 5 anymore is it? If so who cares about the 25 when any bench player can shoot 30 times a game to get 25 Points man, that 37% is a joke no matter how you try to spin it with that. He is a chucker, misses a ton of shots as shown by his most misses from the field in NBA history. Poor Kirby is a horrible shooter.

Nonetheless,,,25-5-5.

[midnightpulp]

True, but, you're full of shit nonetheless.

I don't get how I'm full of shit.

I considered the issue, and concluded Poop's actions are indefensible.

I think you're a tad irritated at the thread I lodged earlier calling Kobe an embarrassment.

[Thread]

I don't get how I'm full of shit.

I considered the issue, and concluded Poop's actions are indefensible.

I think you're a tad irritated at the thread I lodged earlier calling Kobe an embarrassment.

You're still full of shit.

[scanry]

^ If only you suited up, Sony would be releasing The Interview next week.

[Thread]

^ If only you suited up, Sony would be releasing The Interview next week.

Old Sony...they don't mind exposing everybody's shit,,,,,,now they get that same treatment. Ain't no fun now.

Big mouths. Big shots.

[midnightpulp]

You're still full of shit.

C'mon, Cub. It's Tis the Season.

Lighten up, old friend.

[Thread]

C'mon, Cub. It's Tis the Season.

Lighten up, old friend.

Then don't say stupid shit, Midst. When you do that you leave me no alternative than to spank your bottom.

[midnightpulp]

Then don't say stupid shit, Midst. When you do that you leave me no alternative than to spank your bottom.

:lol I don't even know what stupid shit I said.

Was it me being wishy-washy about Poop's resting habit?

[Thread]

:lol I don't even know what stupid shit I said.

Was it me being wishy-washy about Poop's resting habit?

No, it was you being disingenuous about the Scott/Kobe information. When you're dishonest you make me angry. Don't make me angry.

[midnightpulp]

No, it was you being disingenuous about the Scott/Kobe information. When you're dishonest you make me angry. Don't make me angry.

They were talking about it on the Lakers post game, Cub.

http://www.lakersnation.com/byron-scott-considering-sitting-kobe-bryant-for-a-game-or-two/2014/12/21/

Remains to be seen if Scott follows through.

[Thread]

They were talking about it on the Lakers post game, Cub.

http://www.lakersnation.com/byron-scott-considering-sitting-kobe-bryant-for-a-game-or-two/2014/12/21/

Remains to be seen if Scott follows through.

You failed to cite Kobe putting the stopper in the bottle on the "threat."

[Clipper Nation]

They were talking about it on the Lakers post game, Cub.

http://www.lakersnation.com/byron-scott-considering-sitting-kobe-bryant-for-a-game-or-two/2014/12/21/

Remains to be seen if Scott follows through.
Won't happen. Kirby has Scott by the balls and would never let him keep him from statpadding. It's the same mindset that led to The Achilles - of course, the brainwashed Kirbystans all blame D'Antoni for that :lol

The only way Kirby misses a game is if he either legitimately gets hurt or decides he needs an excuse for this season and fakes an injury.

[midnightpulp]

You failed to cite Kobe putting the stopper in the bottle on the "threat."

He said it "might make sense."

http://www.lakersnation.com/kobe-bryant-on-sitting-out-a-game-it-might-make-sense/2014/12/21/

546854013505785856

That said, it's a big IF. I doubt Kobe willingly sits any games.

[Thread]

Won't happen. Kirby has Scott by the balls

In other words:::"Kobe putting the stopper in the bottle on the "threat.""

[Thread]

He said it "might make sense."

http://www.lakersnation.com/kobe-bryant-on-sitting-out-a-game-it-might-make-sense/2014/12/21/

546854013505785856

That said, it's a big IF. I doubt Kobe willingly sits any games.

Motherfucker, if you continue to parse the truth on this story I'm going back to the Reading Room.

[Spurs9]

The biggest hurdle to his entire carrer has been his ego. Without that he may have some more rings and be in a much different spot.

[scanry]

Motherfucker, if you continue to parse the truth on this story I'm going back to the Reading Room.

Like anyone gives a damn. I know you're an old fuck, but you've got to pick your battles. And wisely i might add.

[midnightpulp]

Motherfucker, if you continue to parse the truth on this story I'm going back to the Reading Room.

I know he isn't sitting, Cub. Relax.

[Thread]

Like anyone gives a damn. I know you're an old fuck, but you've got to pick your battles. And wisely i might add.

I wasn't talking to you, fuckface. Back off.........& back off now.

[scanry]

I wasn't talking to you, fuckface. Back off.........& back off now.

Like i said. You're going to snap eventually and they'll come for that ass.

[Mr Bones]

There's talk that Byron and Kobe might agree to sit him out games if his poor play continues.

HA!

Byron has to run it by Kobe to see if it's ok.... which is just another reason why this team is so terrible. He should be ordering Kobe to stop taking stupid, contested shots, but instead is asking him--the guy who's hurting the team most--, "Hey, is it, um, ok if, uh, I rest you for a game or two so you don't shoot 30% from the field again?"

[Malik Hairston]

Byron has to run it by Kobe to see if it's ok.... which is just another reason why this team is so terrible. He should be ordering Kobe to stop taking stupid, contested shots, but instead is asking him--the guy who's hurting the team most--, "Hey, is it, um, ok if, uh, I rest you for a game or two so you don't shoot 30% from the field again?"

That's exactly why Byron Scott was hired, though..there's no way an NBA franchise would hire him in 2014 with the intention of winning, especially with the way his stints ended in Cleveland and New Orleans..

He was hired to be a yes man until Kobe's contract ends, and they move on..

[Raven]

Byron has to run it by Kobe to see if it's ok.... which is just another reason why this team is so terrible. He should be ordering Kobe to stop taking stupid, contested shots, but instead is asking him--the guy who's hurting the team most--, "Hey, is it, um, ok if, uh, I rest you for a game or two so you don't shoot 30% from the field again?"

Please he shot less than .27

[Thread]

Like i said. You're going to snap eventually and they'll come for that ass.

& I told you to back off..................and to back off now.

[Dex]

:wow .372 :wow

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/2437465f05/HSMQnQEGRc27WNPXeSiF_Amazon%20Warehouse.gif

[Mori Chu]

Good morning, SpursTalk! Oh lawdy lawd, Kobe's been shooting up some bricks! His current FG% is .......

...

...

...

.372! :lmao

Oh, also, his points-assists-rebounds are 24.6 - 4.9 - 5.1. Ooooooooooops.

:depressed But he used to be 25-5-5 :depressed

[Splits]

Only 21 other players have attempted more shots than Kobe has misses (380)

[Thread]

^Splits, running just as fast as he can.

[Franklin]

the god can't stop hitting record lows tbh :lol

[Mori Chu]

Happy Holidays, SpursTalk! Kobe's FG% is still ....... .372! :lol


Also: 24.6 - 4.9 -5.1!

[Mori Chu]

Merry Christmas! Kobe's ... eh, F it. Thready, you get this one day off. Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastard.

[Mori Chu]

I'm back, mother fukkers! Kobe's FG% is still ....... .372! :lmao



And his PPG-APG-RPG are: 24.6 - 4.9 - 5.1! :depressed

[DMC]

"He couldn't go, and the Lakers played reasonably well without him but couldn't duplicate the result from 48 hours earlier, when they somehow beat the Warriors (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/gs/golden-state-warriors), the team with the best record in the league, without him." -Wilbon

This always makes me chuckle. Writers show their bias when they differentiate between "best team in the league" and "team with the best record in the league" based on how they want to portray their subject. In this case, Michael Wilbon wants to portray the Lakers sans Kobe as a team who beat a streaking team, while if Kobe was playing and the Lakers won, they would have beaten the best team in the league.

[Thread]

"He couldn't go, and the Lakers played reasonably well without him but couldn't duplicate the result from 48 hours earlier, when they somehow beat the Warriors (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/gs/golden-state-warriors), the team with the best record in the league, without him." -Wilbon

This always makes me chuckle. Writers show their bias when they differentiate between "best team in the league" and "team with the best record in the league" based on how they want to portray their subject. In this case, Michael Wilbon wants to portray the Lakers sans Kobe as a team who beat a streaking team, while if Kobe was playing and the Lakers won, they would have beaten the best team in the league.

That's just the mean old man in ya gettin' after ya.

[Mori Chu]

Kobe didn't play last night, so his FG% is still ....... .372!


His PPG-APG-RPG are: 24.6 - 4.9 - 5.1!

[Mori Chu]

Yeah, old man Kobe got himself a triple-double in the last game. But you know what beats all? His FG% is a ghastly ....... .375!




His PPG-APG-RPG are: 24.1 - 5 - 5! What the FLICK happened to 26-5-5? 25-5-5? I guess they went the way of the dodo. :depressed

[Mori Chu]

You know the drill. Kobe's shooting a frightening .375! :lol




His PPG-APG-RPG are: 24.1 - 5 - 5! Not 26, not 25, .... :depressed

[unforeseen]

You know the drill. Kobe's shooting a frightening .375! :lol




His PPG-APG-RPG are: 24.1 - 5 - 5! Not 26, not 25, .... :depressed

More is doing God's work tbh

[mavsfan1000]

I wonder which nba 20+ point scorer had the worst field goal percentage in a single season. Kobe has to be close.

[Mori Chu]

I wonder which nba 20+ point scorer had the worst field goal percentage in a single season. Kobe has to be close.

I don't know that. I do know, however, that Kobe is shooting a paltry .375. Kablam!

[DMC]

Kobe knows he's not getting the scoring title. He's given up on Kareem's record. He's going to ride out the 25 minute a night games where he makes an appearance and chucks the team into the hole as he stat pads prior to tipping his hat at the crowd and exiting the game.

[ambchang]

I wonder which nba 20+ point scorer had the worst field goal percentage in a single season. Kobe has to be close.

http://bkref.com/tiny/sOyqF

Nobody has shot that horribly and scored more than 20 ppg since Dolph Schyanes since 1961

[SupremeGuy]

http://bkref.com/tiny/sOyqF

Nobody has shot that horribly and scored more than 20 ppg since Dolph Schyanes since 1961Damn :lmao

[Mori Chu]

Today, Kobe's FG% is ... .377! You go girl!


His PPG-APG-RPG are ... 23.8 - 5.3 - 5.5. Not 26, not 25, not 24, ... :depressed

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin

[Mori Chu]

Sun Jan 4: Kobe's FG% is STILL ... .377! Ho Lee Fuk!

[Splits]

7/14:::??? :wow

[AchillesHeel]

Kobe will end the season shooting at least 43% with the current style of play

He's averaging 19.3/8.7/8.3/1.7 on 49/59/81 shooting in the last 3 games.

[Thread]

Kobe will end the season shooting at least 43% with the current style of play

He's averaging 19.3/8.7/8.3/1.7 on 49/59/81 shooting in the last 3 games.

Boiled down:::24-5-5

[spurraider21]

Boiled down:::24-5-5
:lmao

started at 25-6-6

then 25-5-5

now 24-4-4

[AchillesHeel]

Boiled down:::24-5-5

I'm not seeing 24-5-5 by the end of the season with the amount of shots he's taking right now, it seems like this will be how Kobe plays going forward, since he's much more efficient when he doesn't try to play like his prime self (take 20-30 shots).

Probably gonna end up averaging 22/6/6 on respectable efficiency.

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao

started at 25-6-6

then 25-5-5

now 24-4-4

his assists and rebounds are going up you dumbass.

[AlexJones]

his assists and rebounds are going up you dumbass.

lol take it easy on the resident retard

[mavsfan1000]

I have to admit it's getting better.
Getting Better- The Beatles: http://youtu.be/Jk0dBZ1meio

[ambchang]

Now that Kobe is playing the style he was supposed to play all year, the Lakers are doing better.

I have been saying this all season, the Lakers are not THAT bad, they are a 35 win team if everybody accepts their role and play like a cohesive unit. Unfortunately, not everyone is following the script and it led to some disastrous early season losses for the Lakers.
Killakobe81, come in here and explain the recent "surge" of the Lakers.

[Killakobe81]

Now that Kobe is playing the style he was supposed to play all year, the Lakers are doing better.

I have been saying this all season, the Lakers are not THAT bad, they are a 35 win team if everybody accepts their role and play like a cohesive unit. Unfortunately, not everyone is following the script and it led to some disastrous early season losses for the Lakers.
Killakobe81, come in here and explain the recent "surge" of the Lakers.

There is no surge we have schedule wins vs. Pacers, Twolves ...yawn. he sat out and they won one game. Still not a 35 win team. You are still wrong and once the schedule picks up this month they will be back on the 25 win pace. No need to explain but that thanks for the call out... wait I was done ...responding to you, Amb. Ignore the previous. Have a good 2015 Amb!

[ambchang]

There is no surge we have schedule wins vs. Pacers, Twolves ...yawn. he sat out and they won one game. Still not a 35 win team. You are still wrong and once the schedule picks up this month they will be back on the 25 win pace. No need to explain but that thanks for the call out... wait I was done ...responding to you, Amb. Ignore the previous. Have a good 2015 Amb!

Come on KK, you know your Lakers are not as bad as you made them out to be. Deep down, you want the Lakers to be worse because:
a) it lands you the pick
b) it helps preserve Kobe's legacy (during times he sit out)

But b) has been shown to be futile as the Lakers play much better, consistently with Kobe out of the line up.
As for a), Lakers will keep the pick, they are actively going for that pick.

[Mori Chu]

It's a brand new day! And today, Kobe's FG% is ... .379! Get there, champ!




His PPG-APG-RPG are ... 23.6 - 5.3 - 5.5. Dat scoring, dropping, dropping, ever so slowly but surely. Don't let 'em tell you he's got 24-5-5! Nuh, uh. He simply does not.

:depressed
:depressed
:depressed
^
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Lakerfan

[unforeseen]

It's a brand new day! And today, Kobe's FG% is ... .379! Get there, champ!




His PPG-APG-RPG are ... 23.6 - 5.3 - 5.5. Dat scoring, dropping, dropping, ever so slowly but surely. Don't let 'em tell you he's got 24-5-5! Nuh, uh. He simply does not.

:depressed
:depressed
:depressed
^
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Lakerfan


Mori with the daily regulation. :lol

[Mori Chu]

Guess what? Kobe's FG% today is still ... .379! :lol








What's his scoring, you ask? 23.6! 24-5-5, you say? NUH, UH. 23.6 < 24, sons. GTFO with that sh1t.

[100%duncan]

Damn :lol

[Mori Chu]

Andale!

[spurraider21]

37.5% after tonight's gem

down to 23.0 ppg

Thread will be scrambling now. from 25-6-6 to 25-5-5 to 24-5-5... now to 23-5-5

[Mori Chu]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sheeeeeeeeeeeit. Kobe's FG% today is ................. .375! Uh, oh.

And his PPG-APG-RPG are ..... 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6. Double uh, oh! :depressed

If you listen closely, you can hear the desperate pathetic cries of Lakerfan!

"26-5-5!!"
"25-5-5!"
"24-5-5."
"23-5-5..." :depressed

[Dex]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sheeeeeeeeeeeit. Kobe's FG% today is ................. .375! Uh, oh.

And his PPG-APG-RPG are ..... 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6. Double uh, oh! :depressed

If you listen closely, you can hear the desperate pathetic cries of Lakerfan!

"26-5-5!!"
"25-5-5!"
"24-5-5."
"23-5-5..." :depressed

:lmao :lmao Here comes the Dalespin.

[Clipper Nation]

Where is that chickenshit Thread, anyway?

[Splits]

Where is that chickenshit Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320), anyway?

Please stop with that, this place has been great since he's been away. You're just giving him :cry you begged me to return :cry material

[Mori Chu]

Another day, another dollar. Kobe's FG% today is ................. .375.


His PPG-APG-RPG are ..... 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6. But, but, ....... "23-5-5..."? :depressed

[Splits]

I think Dale wrote this article: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/wolf-on-the-rock-the-ludicrous-glorious-doom-of-kobe-bryant/


Kobe is 36; the Lakers are terrible. What happens when the most dramatically isolated superstar in basketball starts to fall apart?
♦♦♦https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/kobe-bryant-triangle-1-e1420690275786.jpg?w=797BILL BAPTIST/NBAE VIA GETTY IMAGES
It’s funny, for one thing. It’s always funny when a person’s self-image drastically exceeds the reality, and it’s doubly so when the person is as arrogant as Kobe. The crowd may worship success, but it also accrues small resentments toward athletes who hold themselves aloof. Kobe isn’t precisely hated, but now that success is deserting him, the crowd is happy enough to see his insolence brought to earth. This Lakers season has been a bizarre clinic in bad-tempered screwball, a farce made of missed 15-foot jumpers. He’s shooting under 38 percent, by far the lowest rate of his career; this month, he missed his 13th straight (https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/551258370599313408) potentially game-tying or go-ahead field goal attempt in the last five seconds of the fourth quarter, his worst stretch of clutch shooting ever. When he hasn’t been clanking buzzer-beaters, Kobe has compared his teammates to toilet paper (http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/12016979/los-angeles-lakers-star-kobe-bryant-critical-teammates-heated-scrimmage); lashed out at Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak in practice (http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2014/12/11/7378879/kobe-bryant-loses-temper-with-teammates-mitch-kupchak-in-practice); wound up in a weird, weird seriocomic feud (http://www.slamonline.com/media/slam-tv/nick-young-wants-teammates-talk-trash-back-kobe-bryant/) with Lakers shooting guard Nick “Swaggy P” Young; and generally given the impression of a man whose remaining margin of self-certainty is crumbling by the day. Twitter has watched this breathlessly, gawking at the slow-motion crash. I have, too; it’s irresistible.
I want to make the case, though, that this season has also been a kind of gift. It’s thrown Kobe’s essential qualities into relief. It’s helped us understand him better. That look of hard, mad, small-eyed determination reads a little more starkly when everything is going to pieces than it does up 12 in the Finals. What were the odds, anyway, that Kobe would end up marooned in such a dramatically perfect situation? A tyrant, he’s facing large-scale rebellion; a loner, he’s surrounded by enemies, on his own team and in every arena he enters. The NBA’s most self-willed star, he’s discovering the limits of what his will can do.
Here he is, for instance, trying a first-quarter buzzer-beater against all five of the Sacramento Kings:
https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nVDMnxQUCIYuu9BtsGBPiuacC8s=/1600x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2535394/kobe.0.png
It’s comical, because it reflects a towering self-assurance that is also wildly misplaced. But underneath the comedy, it’s also riveting and slightly tragic, because Kobe refuses to be limited by anything but his own idea of himself.
.....

Kobe is alienating because he doesn’t care about dignity. If preserving his sense of who and what he is means ending his career loudly and embarrassingly, he will be as loud and embarrassing as he can. He has severed his ties, imperiously, with the support systems that keep other great players respectable after their skills erode — with teammates, coaches, and executives who could help mask his weaknesses and fawn over him in the press. Nick Young would tear Kobe’s throat out just to appear in this sentence. The role Kobe is playing is one he created for himself. He is showing us what happens when an alpha dog dies ungracefully, the way alpha dogs are supposed to die. It is hilarious and painful to watch, and probably to live, too, although who knows? It can’t be easy.

[Darius McCrary]

:smchode:

[Mori Chu]

Kobe's FG% today: .375




His PPG-APG-RPG today: 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6.

"23-5-5" :depressed

[HemisfairArena]

Legacy over,,,,. Have you ever seen a guys legacy come crashing to the ground so fast as Kobricks? And Laker fans are so stupid they applaud it and call him tank commander,,,,,lmao.

[ambchang]

The reason his legacy is crashing down like this is because all his flaws had always been apparent, with the only thing holding it up being team success. But now that he is not being propped up by the best bigs in the league, the only leg he had to stand on is gone (team success). This year showed repeat of his 2005 campaign and two of these runs in one career is just too much of a black mark to ignore.

[Mori Chu]

A salient quote on this day:


"I don’t usually like guys having that amount of points," Gasol said. "It takes away the rhythm of the other players. I’m all about balance and team game."

Kobe's FG% today is: .375


His PPG-APG-RPG today: 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6. :depressed

[Mori Chu]

This kid isn't even playing. So, Kobe's FG% today is still : .375


His PPG-APG-RPG today are still : 23.0 - 5.3 - 5.6.

And Lakerfan is still : :depressed

[spurraider21]

1-9 at the half :lol

[spurraider21]

36.9% after tonight's gem

[midnightpulp]

36.9% after tonight's gem

:lol Sub-37%

[Mori Chu]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Kobe's back 'n' playin' again, and after a virtuoso 3-19 performance, his FG% is .....

... wait for it ...

.369!!!!!!!!

Annnnnnnnd, his points-rebounds-assists are: 22.7 - 5.4 - 5.6. Yeah, 22 point effing 7! Don't that just stick in your craw? Not 25, not 24, not 23, ...

Say it with me now, Lakerfan:

:depressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(:d epressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(

[313]

Dale

[da_suns_fan]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Kobe's back 'n' playin' again, and after a virtuoso 3-19 performance, his FG% is .....

... wait for it ...

.369!!!!!!!!

Annnnnnnnd, his points-rebounds-assists are: 22.7 - 5.4 - 5.6. Yeah, 22 point effing 7! Don't that just stick in your craw? Not 25, not 24, not 23, ...

Say it with me now, Lakerfan:

:depressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(:d epressed:(:depressed:(:depressed:(

:lol

[Mori Chu]

:bobo

[dirk4mvp]

dumb__suns_fan Eagle, Coloradoing Kirby and Dale

[Mori Chu]

Let me boil it down for you...
Kobe's FG% is: .369.
Kobe's points-rebounds-assists are: 22.7 - 5.4 - 5.6.
Kobe's fans are: :depressed

That's it, and that's all.

[Mori Chu]

Cheer up, LakerFan!
Kobe's FG% is: .372.
Kobe's points-rebounds-assists are: 22.6 - 5.7 - 5.6.

Lakers' record: 12-30 (14th in West; 26th best in NBA)


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[100%duncan]

Damn Mori :lmao

[Mori Chu]

Damn Mori :lmao

:-) Mori doin' work.

[Mori Chu]

I've decided to start tracking how many games Kobe is resting and quitting, rather than playing. As of today, Kobe has played:

34 out of 42 Lakers games this season. (8 games quitted/rested)

Also, Kobe's FG% is: .372.
BONUS! Kobe's 3-point FG% is: .296 :lmao

Kobe's points-rebounds-assists are: 22.6 - 5.6 - 5.7.


Lakers' record: 12-30 (14th in West; 26th best in NBA)

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