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11-27-2014, 11:59 AM
USA: If you have oil, your country needs freedom and peace.
Canada: Let's compromise.
Malaysia: Dude, where's my plane?
Switzerland: Sure we’ll take your money!
Russia: Then things got worse…
Greece: We did a bunch of shit for mankind like 10000 years ago, now we’re bankrupt.
Canada: We love you, England, but get out.
North Korea: All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
Austria: Our greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
Ireland: green, rainy and blame everything on the English.
United Arab Emirates: If you build it, they will come.
Madagascar: Let's be honest, nobody gave a fuck about us till the movies came out.
Russia: We wanted the best, you know the rest.
Norway: Crappy and dull until we found oil. Now we're rich.
Ukraine: Glowing in the dark since 1986.
New Zealand: When you make a deal with someone of a different language, make sure you both understand what the other person thinks of it.
Portugal: We have money, we give money away so other countries find us cool. They never do.
Kazakhstan: turkic khaganate and then... who am I kidding no one gives a shit.
Denmark: Raped, looted and pillaged our way to being the most content people in the world.
Philippines: I need an adult.
France: Went to war with everyone for centuries, surrenders once, is called a country of pussies forever.
Austria: Managed to pin World War 1 on Germany.
England: We miss colonialism.
Germany: Sends soldiers to support wars started by allies. Always blamed, gets bitter and starts a war themselves. Never allowed to hear the end of it.
Greenland: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up. That's it.
Brazil: The country of the future. Only the future never comes.
Afghanistan: You came. You saw. You slaughtered.
Canada: Are we not America yet?
Mexico: So far from God, yet so close to the United States.
Australia: USA in training.
Spain: Once led the world, now leads the world in unemployment.
Israel: Turns out Jews aren't wanted here either.
Qatar: What the fuck do we do with all this money?? Hey you, yeah you over there, yeah you, you want some?
South Korea: Thank God we're not North Korea.
Pakistan: Have a blast till you last.
Israel: They tried to kill us, couldn't ... let's eat!
Haiti: No one knew us until most of us died in Earth quake.
Netherlands: Weed & Prostitutes. We live life.
Greece/Italy: We now depend on (the Germans and French) the people we failed to conquer.
Saudi Arabia: Ya-allah! A storm is coming. Cover the oil wells and the women.
Mongolia: Still trying to figure out, who left us here.
more at http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-tl-dr-of-different-countries-entire-history
Canada: Let's compromise.
Malaysia: Dude, where's my plane?
Switzerland: Sure we’ll take your money!
Russia: Then things got worse…
Greece: We did a bunch of shit for mankind like 10000 years ago, now we’re bankrupt.
Canada: We love you, England, but get out.
North Korea: All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
Austria: Our greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
Ireland: green, rainy and blame everything on the English.
United Arab Emirates: If you build it, they will come.
Madagascar: Let's be honest, nobody gave a fuck about us till the movies came out.
Russia: We wanted the best, you know the rest.
Norway: Crappy and dull until we found oil. Now we're rich.
Ukraine: Glowing in the dark since 1986.
New Zealand: When you make a deal with someone of a different language, make sure you both understand what the other person thinks of it.
Portugal: We have money, we give money away so other countries find us cool. They never do.
Kazakhstan: turkic khaganate and then... who am I kidding no one gives a shit.
Denmark: Raped, looted and pillaged our way to being the most content people in the world.
Philippines: I need an adult.
France: Went to war with everyone for centuries, surrenders once, is called a country of pussies forever.
Austria: Managed to pin World War 1 on Germany.
England: We miss colonialism.
Germany: Sends soldiers to support wars started by allies. Always blamed, gets bitter and starts a war themselves. Never allowed to hear the end of it.
Greenland: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up. That's it.
Brazil: The country of the future. Only the future never comes.
Afghanistan: You came. You saw. You slaughtered.
Canada: Are we not America yet?
Mexico: So far from God, yet so close to the United States.
Australia: USA in training.
Spain: Once led the world, now leads the world in unemployment.
Israel: Turns out Jews aren't wanted here either.
Qatar: What the fuck do we do with all this money?? Hey you, yeah you over there, yeah you, you want some?
South Korea: Thank God we're not North Korea.
Pakistan: Have a blast till you last.
Israel: They tried to kill us, couldn't ... let's eat!
Haiti: No one knew us until most of us died in Earth quake.
Netherlands: Weed & Prostitutes. We live life.
Greece/Italy: We now depend on (the Germans and French) the people we failed to conquer.
Saudi Arabia: Ya-allah! A storm is coming. Cover the oil wells and the women.
Mongolia: Still trying to figure out, who left us here.
more at http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-tl-dr-of-different-countries-entire-history