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midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 12:59 AM
Really? Where you just had Thanksgiving with your family? Where you park your Cadillac? Where Iggy gets Swaggy's mud on her strap-on?

And don't give me the tanking excuse. The Lakers were trying their little hearts out to win this game.

The Wolves...BY GODS!!!

NRHector
11-29-2014, 01:01 AM
:lol

Arcadian
11-29-2014, 01:02 AM
:lmao kirby........faggot

Splits
11-29-2014, 01:02 AM
2 missed FTs and a wide open catch, gather, look, shoot to lose the game

:lol fake clutch
:lol finally shoots over 50% but chokes in prime time
:lol Laker Nation
:lol losing at home to worst team in the West
:lol 33 minutes for nothing but Stat padding
:lol defense
:lol pretending to compete
:lol can't wait to see the rape face in post game interview
:lol wonder which teammate hell throw under the jerrybuss
:lol legacy-destroying tour
:lol teammates hate him
:lol going to lead the Lakers to a franchise worst record
:lol quitting in 3.2....1....
:lol most overrated player in NBA history

spurraider21
11-29-2014, 01:05 AM
:lmao i turned the game off when they were up 6 with less than 5 to go. wtf happened :lmao

Arcadian
11-29-2014, 01:06 AM
Kirby chucking bricks happened

BatManu20
11-29-2014, 01:07 AM
538574168120233985

Silver&Black
11-29-2014, 01:08 AM
:lmao i turned the game off when they were up 6 with less than 5 to go. wtf happened :lmao

That's a rhetorical question.....right?

spurraider21
11-29-2014, 01:08 AM
just read the play by play...

:lol mo williams with 2 dagger threes
:lol kobe missing 2 freebies

BatManu20
11-29-2014, 01:10 AM
Byron Scott throwing his entire team under the bus in the post-game presser. Blamed everyone but himself :lol

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 01:13 AM
Byron Scott throwing his entire team under the bus in the post-game presser. Blamed everyone but himself :lol

They're the worst defensive team I've ever seen.

spurraider21
11-29-2014, 01:14 AM
Kevin Love: Timberwolves 'have a better team' than the Lakers (http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/24448511/kevin-love-timberwolves-have-a-better-team-than-the-lakers)
:wakeup

Malik Hairston
11-29-2014, 01:15 AM
Byron Scott isn't an NBA coach, as I've been saying for months..

The Lakers' front office deserves a ton of credit for this stealth tank job, tbh, most people are actually buying that they're trying to win games:lmao..

unforeseen
11-29-2014, 01:16 AM
Mid

resistanze
11-29-2014, 01:24 AM
25-5-5

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 01:25 AM
Byron Scott isn't an NBA coach, as I've been saying for months..

The Lakers' front office deserves a ton of credit for this stealth tank job, tbh, most people are actually buying that they're trying to win games:lmao..

Kobe is, which is why I love them getting blasted night in and night out :lol

Clipper Nation
11-29-2014, 01:25 AM
:lmao Mo Williams > Kirby in the clutch

Stalin
11-29-2014, 01:34 AM
classic clutch kobe :lmao

Killakobe81
11-29-2014, 01:59 AM
Tank is picking up momentum, good job boys. Makes up for Rox win tbh ...Tank was losing steam.

Clipper Nation
11-29-2014, 02:13 AM
Tank is picking up momentum, good job boys. Makes up for Rox win tbh ...Tank was losing steam.

:lol Still using the "tanking" excuse to cover up how cancerous one certain player is to the Lakers whenever he's on the floor.

InRareForm
11-29-2014, 02:15 AM
Put $50 on +190 Wolves.

i love it lol

DMC
11-29-2014, 02:39 AM
Buss: "Kirby, we're going for 1st next year"

Kirby: "That's what I've been saying, we need to think 1st place baby, ya feel me?"

Buss: "No, I don't. Unfortunately I mean 1st overall pick in the draft, meaning more ping pong balls, meaning more losses, you know the drill"

Kirby: "Shit, I aint coming back to tank, fuck that, it's not even about the money any more, it's personal now."

Buss: "We'll give you 25m a year to keep playing"

Kirby: "where do I sign?"

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11-29-2014, 03:23 AM
Byron Scott isn't an NBA coach, as I've been saying for months..

The Lakers' front office deserves a ton of credit for this stealth tank job, tbh, most people are actually buying that they're trying to win games:lmao..

..You'd be the one to know all about tank jobs.

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 03:46 AM
..You'd be the one to know all about tank jobs.

The Wolves, Cub?

sook
11-29-2014, 03:52 AM
who the fuck was even playing for them? I thought they were riddled with injuries.

Thread
11-29-2014, 03:53 AM
The Wolves, Cub?

25-5-5

Gummi Clutch
11-29-2014, 04:02 AM
how the fuck?? :lol

Thread
11-29-2014, 04:04 AM
how the fuck?? :lol

You'd know. You wrote the book. You more than anybody have benefited from tanking.

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 04:04 AM
25-5-5

Nothing but a pretty.

The Wolves, especially that new kid Levine, pulled Kobe's pants down at center court, bent him over, and got dirt on their snakes. Right there, in front of Iggy and 'Nessa.

And on the day after Thanksgiving! And at home.

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11-29-2014, 04:05 AM
Nothing but a pretty.

The Wolves, especially that new kid Levine, pulled Kobe's pants down at center court, bent him over, and got dirt on their snakes. Right there, in front of Iggy and 'Nessa.

And on the day after Thanksgiving! And at home.

25-5-5

100%duncan
11-29-2014, 04:32 AM
Is he clutch yet? :lmao

Kool Bob Love
11-29-2014, 04:35 AM
The wolves.:rollin

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11-29-2014, 04:40 AM
The wolves.:rollin

Please. You've nary room. You let Amy into the circle of trust and it cost you 1.

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 04:41 AM
25-5-5

I thought only pussies and assholes do "pretties?"

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11-29-2014, 04:42 AM
I thought only pussies and assholes do "pretties?"

You thought right.

25-5-5

sook
11-29-2014, 04:42 AM
I thought only pussies and assholes do "pretties?"

He can dish it, but can't take it

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11-29-2014, 04:43 AM
He can dish it, but can't take it

25-5-5

Chillen
11-29-2014, 06:17 AM
At this point it might be worth it for the Lakers to fire Byron Scott and hire Vinny Del Negro just to make things interesting. Vinny at least coaches hard, that is if he wants to handle a rebuilding project with the Lakers. It looks like they won't be making the playoffs in the West this season.

Mal
11-29-2014, 06:24 AM
:lmao Always funny

Thread
11-29-2014, 09:25 AM
At this point it might be worth it for the Lakers to fire Byron Scott and hire Vinny Del Negro just to make things interesting. Vinny at least coaches hard, that is if he wants to handle a rebuilding project with the Lakers. It looks like they won't be making the playoffs in the West this season.

& you're doing so well with Thibs. He's one white man look in the locker room from where Sterling ended up.

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 09:53 AM
I thought only pussies and assholes do "pretties?"

http://dukeblueplanet.com/images/duke_players/2014_roster/okafor1.jpg

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 10:25 AM
http://dukeblueplanet.com/images/duke_players/2014_roster/okafor1.jpg

You got 6 other teams right there with you. And now I'm reading Earl Clark (who should improve the perimeter defense) is coming back.

Kobe is also playing better team basketball over the past 2 games and no longer chucking with abandon.

A top 5 pick isn't a lock quite yet.

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11-29-2014, 10:38 AM
You got 6 other teams right there with you. And now I'm reading Earl Clark (who should improve the perimeter defense) is coming back.

Kobe is also playing better team basketball over the past 2 games and no longer chucking with abandon.

A top 5 pick isn't a lock quite yet.

Just emulatin' you fellows. Tanking worked like a dream for you guys. Without it you'd be like the Suns.

Actin' like you're hollier than thou. Ha.

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 10:40 AM
You got 6 other teams right there with you. And now I'm reading Earl Clark (who should improve the perimeter defense) is coming back.

Kobe is also playing better team basketball over the past 2 games and no longer chucking with abandon.

A top 5 pick isn't a lock quite yet.

The Celtics had a better shot at Tammy than y'all did. You guys tanked to give yourself a chance. We have an opportunity to put Okafor next to Randle for the next 10 years.

The http://lakers.topbuzz.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/avatars/upload/28241195052f8e2e2effe6.png job is real mid. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 10:40 AM
Just emulatin' you fellows. Tanking worked like a dream for you guys. Without it you'd be like the Suns.

Actin' like you're hollier than thou. Ha.

I'm not yet totally convinced you're tanking. I know Mitch and Jimmy desire it, but the Lakers have been playing hard lately and Byron looks like he's about to spontaneously combust after every loss.

Could be part of the script, but I'm not so sure anymore.

ohmwrecker
11-29-2014, 10:42 AM
Just emulatin' you fellows. Tanking worked like a dream for you guys. Without it you'd be like the Suns.

Then we would have to switch teams like you did.

:cry I never defend my fandom :cry

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11-29-2014, 10:43 AM
I'm not yet totally convinced you're tanking. I know Mitch and Jimmy desire it, but the Lakers have been playing hard lately and Byron looks like he's about to spontaneously combust after every loss.

Could be part of the script, but I'm not so sure anymore.

I heartily agree with you on these points, Midst.

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11-29-2014, 10:43 AM
Then we would have to switch teams like you did.

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

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11-29-2014, 10:43 AM
Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 10:45 AM
I'm not yet totally convinced you're tanking. I know Mitch and Jimmy desire it, but the Lakers have been playing hard lately and Byron looks like he's about to spontaneously combust after every loss.

Could be part of the script, but I'm not so sure anymore.

Hiring B Scott was a http://lakers.topbuzz.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/avatars/upload/28241195052f8e2e2effe6.png job in itself. Get onboard with it, or get out the way. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

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11-29-2014, 10:46 AM
Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 10:48 AM
Hiring B Scott was a http://lakers.topbuzz.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/avatars/upload/28241195052f8e2e2effe6.png job in itself. Get onboard with it, or get out the way. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

Problem there is why would you want your lottery picks to develop under him?

Do you think he gets the quick axe this summer?

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 10:53 AM
Problem there is why would you want your lottery picks to develop under him?

Do you think he gets the quick axe this summer?
Doubtful he gets a quick axe (unfortunately). Bad PR in Lakerland. He'll probably get 3 years- including this one. No way I want any lotto picks developing under him for too long. That’s for damn sure. :lmao

ohmwrecker
11-29-2014, 10:56 AM
Doubtful he gets a quick axe (unfortunately). Bad PR in Lakerland. He'll probably get 3 years- including this one. No way I want any lotto picks developing under him for too long. That’s for damn sure. :lmao

That's plenty of time for Scott to ruin a lottery pick, tbh

scanry
11-29-2014, 11:02 AM
The Celtics had a better shot at Tammy than y'all did. You guys tanked to give yourself a chance. We have an opportunity to put Okafor next to Randle for the next 10 years.

The http://lakers.topbuzz.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/avatars/upload/28241195052f8e2e2effe6.png job is real mid. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!

If you think a Dukie is going to fix any of your flaws, you're in a for a surprise.

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 11:03 AM
That's plenty of time for Scott to ruin a lottery pick, tbh

He did not totally ruin CP3, so there's hope. :lol

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 11:04 AM
If you think a Dukie is going to fix any of your flaws, you're in a for a surprise.

He was forced to go to college for a year. Would you have said the same if he went to UK? -5 points son.

UZER
11-29-2014, 11:06 AM
Tanking on a team Kobe is healthy & playing on?

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11-29-2014, 11:08 AM
Tanking on a team Kobe is healthy & playing on?

Tanking worked for you, don't knock it. You owe everything to tanking.

midnightpulp
11-29-2014, 11:09 AM
Tanking on a team Kobe is healthy & playing on?

Kobe isn't tanking. FO knows his "competitiveness" will cause him to chuck the Lakers out of games.

Problem now is that Kobe has taken under 20 shots the last two games and the Lakers have had a chance to win both games.

Kobe might mess up the tank by playing team basketball, something the FO didn't intend nor anticipate :lol

LkrFan
11-29-2014, 11:13 AM
Tanking on a team Kobe is healthy & playing on?

The Admiral received orders from CIA Pop to shut down his season. He was not THAT hurt. Shhhhhh! ;)

xellos88330
11-29-2014, 11:15 AM
Tanking worked for you, don't knock it. You owe everything to tanking.

fTzw3GdAlSY

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11-29-2014, 11:18 AM
fTzw3GdAlSY

Nonetheless you tanked to get your onions. I don't see you guys apologizing.

What's good for the goose is sauce for the gander.

AlexJones
11-29-2014, 11:19 AM
In for penny. In for pound.

scanry
11-29-2014, 11:22 AM
He was forced to go to college for a year. Would you have said the same if he went to UK? -5 points son.

Dukies are historically soft. I always think having a HOF college coach is a detriment coming into the NBA. The only exception to that is KAJ & MJ tbh. Look at the players coming from HOF coaches (especially Duke & Georgetown) over the years: Grant Hill, Rasheed, Ewing, CWeb, Iverson, Elton Brand, KMartin, Irving.

Player from Kentucky are much more NBA ready tbh. Davis, Wall, Boogie Cousins, Gilchrist, Rondo.

xellos88330
11-29-2014, 11:24 AM
Nonetheless you tanked to get your onions. I don't see you guys apologizing.

What's good for the goose is sauce for the gander.

There is a difference between a tank, and tanking.

Don't hate on the Spurs because your team can't get it right the first time and must endure multiple seasons of straight humiliation. The Spurs have tanked, but the Lakers are STILL tanking.

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11-29-2014, 11:44 AM
There is a difference between a tank, and tanking.

Yeah, the difference is 5 NBA Titles.

I ain't taintin' those 5. Only pussies & assholes lodge the taint.

You found a pot a honey & licked it clean.

Just don't act like you're pure, x.

Clipper Nation
11-29-2014, 11:48 AM
The Celtics had a better shot at Tammy than y'all did. You guys tanked to give yourself a chance. We have an opportunity to put Okafor next to Randle for the next 10 years.

The http://lakers.topbuzz.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/avatars/upload/28241195052f8e2e2effe6.png job is real mid. Chaaaaaaaaaarge!
Sorry, Alfredo, but there's no polishing this turd. You're not tanking, Kirby is just the biggest cancer in the leaguePERIOD

Also: relying on a Dook player as your savior? -8000 points, son.

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11-29-2014, 11:49 AM
Sorry, Alfredo, but there's no polishing this turd. You're not tanking, Kirby is just the biggest cancer in the leaguePERIOD

25-5-5

Killakobe81
11-29-2014, 12:09 PM
:lol Still using the "tanking" excuse to cover up how cancerous one certain player is to the Lakers whenever he's on the floor.

I don't think Kobe or any players/coaches are tanking so no excuses I'm just happy they losing so we can keep our pick. If they lose close games like last night and Wednesday I get to see a close game but we still get the results I want I don't give a shit if we lose or Kobe sux

Killakobe81
11-29-2014, 12:10 PM
Besides any real Clips fan should know rules to this tank game y'all been doing it for decades any hints for tolerance of losing? You should be able to send some sorta like Biggies ten crack commandments ...

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11-29-2014, 12:18 PM
Besides any real Clips fan should know rules to this tank game y'all been doing it for decades any hints for tolerance of losing? You should be able to send some sorta like Biggies ten crack commandments ...

Killa

Raven
11-29-2014, 12:40 PM
:lol getting assfucked by my nig zach lavine

UZER
11-29-2014, 03:08 PM
Tanking on a team Kobe is healthy & playing on?

So is Kobe in on The Tank then?

spurraider21
11-29-2014, 04:00 PM
Saying "they're playing harder lately" is cute but they just lost to the wolves at home :lol