Posters as NBA players, tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

I just thought of a new one for kool, Shaquille oneal

Bonus points to whichever figures it out :lol
They're both extremely unfunny and run schticks into the ground?

[AlexJones]

They're both muslims

[m>s]

No no no no!!!

[m>s]

Well black is part of it..

theyre re both black and _______

[midnightpulp]

If it's not black and African, I got nothing. I remember Shaq's girlfriend outing him as having a small dick, so...

Black and Small?

[m>s]

If it's not black and African, I got nothing. I remember Shaq's girlfriend outing him as having a small dick, so...

Black and Small?
Yes! :lmao kool got a lil sbc according to sour candy

[Blake]

I know Nash has been used already but Blake could easily be Nash..dude literally had no idea that a big black swole baby with advanced genetics was being organically formed in his wife's womb..only until she delivered, oh my..

two time mvp playing golf while collecting checks. I'll leave a suggestion box open to the forum on ways to recover from that meth induced bern.

[midnightpulp]

Yes! :lmao kool got a lil sbc according to sour candy

:lol

[lefty]

That depends.

Wang Zhizhi would have averaged 35/17 during the 60s.
:lol

[rogues]

What faggotry is this? I haven't interacted with this nigga in months and he mentions me. Guess you never forgot your meltdowns.
I'm just remembering your sad obsession with kickball, tbh..it got your ass whooped many a time during the summer..I'm merely paying it a revisit..

:lmao Mad that I burned him in multiple threads. It's okay, dude, no hard feelings. :tu
Totally something that faggot Richard Jefferson would type..why does there have to be disgusting flamboyant faggots like yourself, tbh?..your people are fucking up our species..

two time mvp playing golf while collecting checks. I'll leave a suggestion box open to the forum on ways to recover from that meth induced bern.
He also ducks child support and openly states that he doesn't retire so he can get that paycheck..a piece of shit human one wants to be, tbh..I'm just glad you went along with it..Jamal's impregnation of wifey was Demarco Murray-esque..raw and swift like a mofo..

[Stalin]

8/10, thread delivers, judging by the saltiness and general asshurt it induced

[Kool Bob Love]

8/10, thread delivers, judging by the saltiness and general asshurt it induced

Not gonna lie homie finally came threw in the clutch. 9 pages? not bad.

[Cry Havoc]

Totally something that faggot Richard Jefferson would type..why does there have to be disgusting flamboyant faggots like yourself, tbh?..your people are fucking up our species.

I hadn't even posted or viewed the thread and you commented about me, completely at your own prerogative. I'm in your head, son. You can't fabricate that kind of anger.

[LkrFan]

^Wang Zhizhi...irrelevant gook

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[spurraider21]

Yes! :lmao kool got a lil sbc according to sour candy
why are you obsessed with kool's dick? literally

[Blake]

He also ducks child support and openly states that he doesn't retire so he can get that paycheck..a piece of shit human one wants to be, tbh..I'm just glad you went along with it..Jamal's impregnation of wifey was Demarco Murray-esque..raw and swift like a mofo..

No, Steve paid $5 million in the divorce and was paying $20k a month in child support. She sued for more and got it.

It's rather disturbing that you want Steve to give more money to a garbage whore filled with a grand canyon amount of semen to make enough humans to stand side by side along the Arizona border guarding them from illegals.

I'm also cool with Steve taking money from someone willing to give it to him. It's nice of you to take the high road on an anonymous messageboard though.

[SPM]

djohn2oo8 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14870) - JR Smith...high volume poster who is a legit retard.
Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) - John Salley...sorry motherfucker that leaches onto and leg humps good posters.

:rollin

[Buddy Mignon]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fT4-SWtk4UvrjiVfEXGkXrUAkpPuTIGKrcbOGSDcRoHACnSVFw



Who are these people?

[Blake]

Who are these people?

Saltluva

[rogues]

Ignignokt (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9405) - Chris Dudley
The ultimate scrub poster, tbh..gets easily shat when trying to front..tries to bring that try-hard edgy talking shit method from that place full of masturbating SAWM, 4chan..come at me bro:cry..his career on Spurstalk will always be highlighted by that one gif..a big ole swole monster plowing his entire organic existence underneath that basket..

DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) - Juwan Howard
Try-hard who lost whatever he was best at due to age..was only good at administering cheap shots, injurying others with elbows..now he tries to bandwagon to success..this is the perfect comparison, tbh..lately, J. Howard is one of the biggest no-talent scrubs that attempted to earn rings under the Heat's franchise..something this poster can relate to..

m>s (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27774) - Tyler Hansborough
First comparison was Chris Andersen..was good but I think that needs a shake up..Tyler is one of the biggest socially awkward scrubs in the NBA..

If Chris Andersen injected Tyler with some of his seed and procreation was possible, we'd get a genetically identical boy..

[jeebus]

jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) - Jeff Ayres
son I am disappointed.

[m>s]

Rogues is Larry Hughes, big props to anyone who can figure this out

[benefactor]

son I am disappointed.
That avy...:lmao

[DMC]

Ignignokt (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9405) - Chris Dudley
The ultimate scrub poster, tbh..gets easily shat when trying to front..tries to bring that try-hard edgy talking shit method from that place full of masturbating SAWM, 4chan..come at me bro:cry..his career on Spurstalk will always be highlighted by that one gif..a big ole swole monster plowing his entire organic existence underneath that basket..

DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) - Juwan Howard
Try-hard who lost whatever he was best at due to age..was only good at administering cheap shots, injurying others with elbows..now he tries to bandwagon to success..this is the perfect comparison, tbh..lately, J. Howard is one of the biggest no-talent scrubs that attempted to earn rings under the Heat's franchise..something this poster can relate to..

m>s (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27774) - Tyler Hansborough
First comparison was Chris Andersen..was good but I think that needs a shake up..Tyler is one of the biggest socially awkward scrubs in the NBA..

If Chris Andersen injected Tyler with some of his seed and procreation was possible, we'd get a genetically identical boy..

You - Drew Gooden. Never better than 2nd tier, can't decide which team you belong to, don't contribute either way. Lost more than a step every time you are forced to relocate your 2 cent loyalty to another "up and coming" team. Low IQ.

[Ignignokt]

Ignignokt (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9405) - Chris Dudley
The ultimate scrub poster, tbh..gets easily shat when trying to front..tries to bring that try-hard edgy talking shit method from that place full of masturbating SAWM, 4chan..come at me bro:cry..his career on Spurstalk will always be highlighted by that one gif..a big ole swole monster plowing his entire organic existence underneath that basket..

DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) - Juwan Howard
Try-hard who lost whatever he was best at due to age..was only good at administering cheap shots, injurying others with elbows..now he tries to bandwagon to success..this is the perfect comparison, tbh..lately, J. Howard is one of the biggest no-talent scrubs that attempted to earn rings under the Heat's franchise..something this poster can relate to..

m>s (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27774) - Tyler Hansborough
First comparison was Chris Andersen..was good but I think that needs a shake up..Tyler is one of the biggest socially awkward scrubs in the NBA..

If Chris Andersen injected Tyler with some of his seed and procreation was possible, we'd get a genetically identical boy..

Pretty gay, are you sure this isn't your private marry, bang and shoot scenario?

[Splits]

That avy...:lmao

:lmao I made the mistake of googling the image and was led to: http://tinyurl.com/o9gxtnh

[benefactor]

:lmao I made the mistake of googling the image and was led to: http://tinyurl.com/o9gxtnh
:lol...:lmao

[Splits]

Gorilla vulva :lmao

[NASpurs]

:lmao I made the mistake of googling the image and was led to: http://tinyurl.com/o9gxtnh

I dig the 90s feel to the site. Would recommend to family and friends.

[Clipper Nation]

Splits = Kirby. A known cuckhold, a minor role player who thinks he deserves to be the first option (owner of ST). Responsible for unintentionally hilarious quotes: "I jerked off when she left" vs. "This is how models look, this is how they play, and I'm the guy who fucks them."

[DarrinS]

:lmao I made the mistake of googling the image and was led to: http://tinyurl.com/o9gxtnh

:lmao Oh, shit

[djohn2oo8]

Koolaid = Antoine Walker. Broke, and sucking dicks on the corner for a nickel.

[Blake]

Koolaid = Antoine Walker. Broke, and sucking dicks on the corner for a nickel.

I laughed out loud.

[jeebus]

That avy...:lmao


:lmao I made the mistake of googling the image and was led to: http://tinyurl.com/o9gxtnh


:lol...:lmao


Gorilla vulva :lmao


I dig the 90s feel to the site. Would recommend to family and friends.


:lmao Oh, shit
you're welc:lolme

[Killakobe81]

djohn2oo8 - JR Smith...high volume poster who is a legit retard.
Clipper Nation - John Salley...sorry motherfucker that leaches onto and leg humps good posters.

Must admit even though DJohn is cool and CN amusing in his own retarded way dat shit was funny ...

[Thebesteva]

Koolaid = Antoine Walker. Broke, and sucking dicks on the corner for a nickel.

:lmao this nigga Djohn is actually good people

[DMC]

I could actually see DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) as Hakeem, tbh..
Thanks, hopefully not for plugging the unripe fruit.

[spurraider21]

:lmao this nigga Djohn is actually good people
you didnt get along with him when he was goin ham with the Michael Jordan account :lol

[Thebesteva]

you didnt get along with him when he was goin ham with the Michael Jordan account :lol

You also were the joke of the upstairs forum but I hear you're accepted now. So times have changed. You're only alley ooping an argument for that faggot DMC who is going to get involved in this discussion in 5....4...

[spurraider21]

You also were the joke of the upstairs forum but I hear you're accepted now. So times have changed. You're only alley ooping an argument for that faggot DMC who is going to get involved in this discussion in 5....4...
dont think i ever had issues upstairs, except when that euro faggot gave me the 7 day ban for misogyny

[rogues]

Thanks, hopefully not for plugging the unripe fruit.
Don't feel so flattered you old faggot:lol..I obviously meant Hakeem in his Toronto days..you're finished..

[DMC]

Don't feel so flattered you old faggot:lol..I obviously meant Hakeem in his Toronto days..you're finished..

:lol Both teams 9th position in their conferences

[Thebesteva]

Don't feel so flattered you old faggot:lol..I obviously meant Hakeem in his Toronto days..you're finished..

:lol stop picking on the old emo faggot, he might make another goodbye thread again

[Malik Hairston]

:lol classic thread, tbh, a lot of accuracy, as well..

[Malik Hairston]

Thread = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao..

[spurraider21]

:lol

[monosylab1k]

Nah - FkLA is and always will be the guy who melted down, spammed his she-male porn stash and then cried until he got a flag under his name tbh..

:lmao forgot about this tbh

[StrengthAndHonor]

Splits = Kirby. A known cuckhold, a minor role player who thinks he deserves to be the first option (owner of ST). Responsible for unintentionally hilarious quotes: "I jerked off when she left" vs. "This is how models look, this is how they play, and I'm the guy who fucks them."


:lol

[spurraider21]

definitely would say harlem is kobe

Ego, narcissism, inflated sense of self worth... but also incredibly influential, talented, and has a devoted cult following that worships him

[benefactor]

:lmao forgot about this tbh
:lol...good times

[RsxPiimp]

definitely would say harlem is kobe

Ego, narcissism, inflated sense of self worth... but also incredibly influential, talented, and has a devoted cult following that worships him
ive always said harlem is kobe of the forum for the exact reasons stated above

im one of his biggest fanboi tbh. prime harlem was the beast though, he mellowed out since.

[Joseph Kony]

Fabbs = Magic's son

[AlexJones]

Thegreatyacht = Larry Sanders tbh

[Mark Celibate]

BUMP = robert horry

half the time i have no clue what the fuck he's doing/saying, but when the lights are on, he drops the biggest of bombs



you should know...you bettah read dem paper or sumpin'

[lefty]

HarlemHeat37 and Clipper Nation:

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team

[spurraider21]

HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597) and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500):

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team
:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

HarlemHeat37 and Clipper Nation:

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[140]

HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597) and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500):

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team
:lol

[DMC]

Lefty with the eurostep and dunk

[Spurtacular]

2 week ban for a terrible joke ^ ms

That include his alts?

[99 Problems]

Poor old posters :depressed

[spurraider21]

CN vs. Frizzle

:corn::lol forgot about that

[Robz4000]

:lol this thread is full of win

[daledondale]

Thegreatyacht = Larry Sanders tbh


HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597) and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500):

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team:wow:lmao

[ambchang]

HarlemHeat37 and Clipper Nation:

Malone and Stockton. They try and try and try but they keep losing vs yesterday's NBA team
Solid.

[I. Hustle]

Avante = Jason Collins. No one really cared until he came out as a pedophile and he has become a constant topic of conversation much like that faggot Collins did for a couple months before everyone realized he was trash again

LMAO almost 2 1/2 years later and it still holds true like if it was just said today.

[DMC]

Koolaid man: Magic Johnson

Starts off cool, ends with AIDs

[Darth_Pelican]

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs

:lol