View Full Version : OT: Posters as NBA players, tbh..
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:18 PM
This thread will be one to claim posters to current players..if it's an old school poster, we can entertain players from a prior generation, imo..
Harlem - Dad Killer, tbh..He has his problems, but the nigga is ruthless..all he does is win, and put the ultimate fear of competition into his competitors..game translates into any era imaginable..
DPG - Tim Duncan..consistency..greatness..a game that would translate into any era..
apalisoc - Kevin..young star that needs one of those pushes, either by luck or by having a supporting cast that benefits his game, to win that elusive championship..
thunderup - Russ Westbrook, tbh..greatness at display..doesn't give a fuck what he does, just as long as he wins..ultimate gamesmanship..
Kool - Kobe, broken down sociopath no longer curtailing other great players..now that his Laker crew is extinct, we see the sad shitbag on display..cucked by Malone, btw..
Nono - Manu..playmaking veteran..won some games, loss some games..you just know he would give it his all..
Splits - Dan Gaduric..scrub shit player that was cucked by an MMGay fighter, tbh..
spurraider21 - Ryan Hollins..scrub shitty player that's been around the league, hence Philo's post count..such a piece of shit irrelevant player on the Next Level..
FuzzyLumpkins- Jason Collins..a big black flamboyant faggot..we knew it all along..
So much more can be added to his thread, idk where to put my boy CN, tbh..out of respect, I'll let my boy pick his player..
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 07:23 PM
:lmao Fuzzy :lmao..
ElNono
11-30-2014, 07:30 PM
thanks for the kind words, b...
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 07:31 PM
I'm MVPau, tbh... a true alpha in every sense of the word.
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:33 PM
Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub..
m>s - Birdman Andersen..fronted like a feared Nazi whiteboy when he's just a scrub behind all those colorful cute little tattoos..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 07:35 PM
thunderup - Russ Westbrook, tbh..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vi3GYcX23zo/U4qe-q46CMI/AAAAAAAAHKo/MAPhB6jq7fE/s1600/4.gif
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 07:35 PM
Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub..
m>s - Birdman Andersen..fronted like a feared Nazi whiteboy when he's just a scrub behind all those colorful cute little tattoos..
:lmao..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 07:36 PM
spurraider21: Patrick Beverly
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2529277/russhurt.gif
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:36 PM
Cry Havoc - Richard Jefferson..I don't have to elaborate on this any further, tbh..
Leetonidas
11-30-2014, 07:37 PM
Me = Dirk Nowitzki tbh. Called soft at first but proved to be one the all-time GOATs and puttin in work after all these years imo
Leetonidas
11-30-2014, 07:39 PM
xmas1997 = Royce White. Crybaby bitch that thought the league should bend around him and quickly got his shit pushed in
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:39 PM
djohn2oo8 is more like Patrick Beverly, tbh..he did as much damage as he could with all those troll accounts..it didn't phase Russ one bit..Russ is still shitting on the league while Beverely rides his flaky African scrub ass on the bench..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 07:39 PM
Malik Hairston saw u deleted the NLS one... i woulda gone with Mo Williams aka thundercats
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 07:40 PM
Malik Hairston (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18403) saw u deleted the NLS one... i woulda gone with Mo Williams aka thundercats
I have a better one, just waiting..
Leetonidas
11-30-2014, 07:41 PM
Avante = Jason Collins. No one really cared until he came out as a pedophile and he has become a constant topic of conversation much like that faggot Collins did for a couple months before everyone realized he was trash again
Leetonidas
11-30-2014, 07:43 PM
Thread = Allen Iverson. Once a fierce competitor who would take on anyone and usually come out on top but ended his prime in embarrassing fashion. Much like Iverson, thought people wanted him around much more so than in reality
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:43 PM
Brazil - Boris Diaw..nigga is chubby but can ball with great efficiency..
djohn2oo8
11-30-2014, 07:44 PM
djohn2oo8 is more like Patrick Beverly, tbh..he did as much damage as he could with all those troll accounts..it didn't phase Russ one bit..Russ is still shitting on the league while Beverely rides his flaky African scrub ass on the bench..
Going months without a large contingent of posters knowing MJ was mine got boring tbh :lol
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:44 PM
Thread = Allen Iverson. Once a fierce competitor who would take on anyone and usually come out on top but ended his prime in embarrassing fashion. Much like Iverson, thought people wanted him around much more so than in reality
That's actually a much better comparison than his being compared to Nash..
StrengthAndHonor
11-30-2014, 07:44 PM
Rogue/Franklin - Jeremy Lin..the ultimate scrub...
:lol
I have to concede, this thread is pretty full of win so far :lol
Spur-Addict
11-30-2014, 07:45 PM
Dan Gadzuric :lol
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 07:45 PM
Going months without a large contingent of posters knowing MJ was mine got boring tbh :lol
pretty sure besteva still thinks Harlem is running MJ tbh :lol
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:47 PM
ChumpDumper - Mix of Bill and Luke Walton..
djohn2oo8
11-30-2014, 07:49 PM
pretty sure besteva still thinks Harlem is running MJ tbh :lol
:lol yeah he made a thread and everything accusing me of being Harlem. And then went into a weird meltdown about protein shakes.
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:50 PM
Shadowflamer/ Reck - Raymond Felton..
Spur-Addict
11-30-2014, 07:51 PM
ChumpDumper - Mix of Bill and Luke Walton..
Bill? :lmao
More like Luke Nigga
HarlemHo 37
11-30-2014, 07:51 PM
I'm almost positive Rogues is another Harlem troll. This thread proves my suspicion, tbh.
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 07:52 PM
timvp = Derrick Rose. :cry It Still Hurts :cry
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:52 PM
Mono - Mark Cuban..more than a player, tbh..one of the richest realest playas out there..
Dirk4MVP - Don Nelson, boy could play and coach..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 07:56 PM
I'm almost positive Rogues is another Harlem troll. This thread proves my suspicion, tbh.
and who's the brainiac hiding behind this account literally dedicated to another poster?
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:56 PM
Kool Bob Love - Byron Mullens..
LkrFan - Robert Sacre..
rogues
11-30-2014, 07:58 PM
Hoops Czar - Kendrick Perkins..
HarlemHo 37
11-30-2014, 07:58 PM
and who's the brainiac hiding behind this account literally dedicated to another poster?
Why don't you ask yo mama!
Spurraider21 = RJ's Daddy
scanry
11-30-2014, 07:58 PM
:lol
Mignightpulp is Pop with the constant ownage. Jamstone, the ultimate troll is Phil Jackson.
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:00 PM
Lol@DPG being Tammy when he comes up to Tammys knees.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:01 PM
jeebus - Jeff Ayres
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:01 PM
DeadlyDynasty- Tony Parker
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:01 PM
:lol
Mignightpulp is Pop with the constant ownage. Jamstone, the ultimate troll is Phil Jackson.
LOL@ midnight pulp being a zit face and ugly as fuck.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:02 PM
Hey Kool I was actually going to loop you in with Robert Sacre..you should feel lucky that you weren't as insulted..
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:02 PM
Kool Bob Love (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18065) - Byron Mullens..
LkrFan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18824) - Robert Sacre..
Rouges = Ronny Seikly
scanry
11-30-2014, 08:03 PM
Findog is Dirk tbh. Agree with mono as Cuban.
DMC is Shaq tbh.
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:03 PM
Hey Kool I was actually going to loop you in with Robert Sacre..you should feel lucky that you weren't as insulted..
Rougues = John "anal" Amechi
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 08:05 PM
Hoops Czar (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18859) - Kendrick Perkins..
Who the fuck are you again? I'll take it. Thanks for thew mention. I didn't know I was on your radar since I post in the NBA forum once in a blue moon.
ElNono
11-30-2014, 08:05 PM
why do some posters get mad and corny about this stuff, tbh?
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:05 PM
^ Nope, I'm Russ..get with the program :hat..
scanry
11-30-2014, 08:05 PM
jeebus - Jeff Ayres
Nah man. Jeebus is Bruce Bowen. Dirty as fuck.
blkroadrunners
11-30-2014, 08:06 PM
timvp = Derrick Rose. :cry It Still Hurts :cry
:lmao
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:06 PM
Who the fuck are you again? I'll take it. Thanks for thew mention. I didn't know I was on your radar since I post in the NBA forum once in a blue moon.
:lol Why are you so mad?..your shitty takes have landed you with the comparison of one of the worst players in the league..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:06 PM
irishock is post 2012 ray allen... shamelessly following his superiors around
putting on different jerseys, usernames, etc.
ElNono
11-30-2014, 08:07 PM
don't forget el vato FkLA = Najera... keeping la raza proud
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:07 PM
Nah man. Jeebus is Bruce Bowen. Dirty as fuck.
Bowen wasn't such a scrub, tbh..plus, Pendergraph is considered a dirty player by some with that cheap shot in the Miami-Indiana series, imo..
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:08 PM
Findog is Dirk tbh. Agree with mono as Cuban.
DMC is Shaq tbh.
Lol yeah right DMC = Oliver Miller
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:09 PM
tlongII - Greg Oden
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 08:09 PM
:lol Why are you so mad?..your shitty takes have landed you with the comparison of one of the worst players in the league..
Who's mad? How would you know about my shitty takes? Are you spying on me? He isn't even in the bottom 100 you lifeless clown?
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 08:09 PM
jeebus = Bill Lambier
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:09 PM
why do some posters get mad and corny about this stuff, tbh?
Nono = Luke Walton
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 08:10 PM
Hoops Czar (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18859) - Kendrick Perkins..
:lmao..
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 08:10 PM
^ Nope, I'm Russ..get with the program :hat..
Nah, you're Matt Bonner. Your post are hit or miss but, mostly miss.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:11 PM
FkLA - Bruce Bowen
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:11 PM
:lmao..
The nigga is fuming mad with this comparison:lol..look at him..
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:12 PM
Kori Ellis = Jeannie Buss
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 08:12 PM
Who's mad? How would you know about my shitty takes?
Everybody knows about your shitty takes, son, you post so many of them.
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:12 PM
apalisoc = Reggie Miller as a broadcaster
annoying, won't shut the fuck up, has the voice of a prepubescent child
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
11-30-2014, 08:12 PM
Rogues is right about him being Westbrook. A beta that thinks he's alpha. Overrated, "chucker" (spam posts), inefficient, playoff loser, and mentally weak.
Malik Hairston already gave away who he is. 1-2 years of production before going back to being a shitty role player.
Spurraider is Jason Terry. Sometimes you hate him, sometimes you love him - just have to have him on your team. He has his effective posts, like Terry's playoff performances, but overall is a starter/role player (borderline tier 1/2 poster).
Clipper Nation is Ha Seung-jin. Pretty much a nobody, but is popular for quoting posters, and having unoriginal thoughts (like jin who is only popular because he's the only Korean in the NBA). Jeremy Lin will work too.
Thread is Carlos Boozer. That nigga made noise in his prime, but now just sticks to retarded yelling off the bench.
apa is Nando de colo. Noone knows who the fuck he is, but yet he consistently asks for minutes..
More to come
ElNono
11-30-2014, 08:13 PM
Late Luva = Shawn Bradley, tbh... gets ethered and posterized everytime he shows up...
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:13 PM
Clipper Nation = Charles Barkley and Karl Malone
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:14 PM
Late Luva = Shawn Bradley, tbh... gets ethered and posterized everytime he shows up...
:lmao:lmao:lmao
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:14 PM
Spurraider is Jason Terry.
http://i51.tinypic.com/2wom0w6.gif
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 08:15 PM
The nigga is fuming mad with this comparison:lol..look at him..
:lmao Makes sense. I just read through the thread. I had no idea I was being punked by Harlem. Why not just use your Kool-aid man's brother troll?
Koolaid_Man
11-30-2014, 08:15 PM
M>S = NBA Cheerleader
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:17 PM
BUMP = robert horry
half the time i have no clue what the fuck he's doing/saying, but when the lights are on, he drops the biggest of bombs
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 08:17 PM
No Lyfe Faggot = Kris Humphries. Best known for being posterized constantly and getting cucked.
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 08:17 PM
Timvp = Amy Duncan, tbh..
Cheated on the breadwinner of the family with a man(Bruno), got divorced, and everything surrounding the breakup has been nebulous..we haven't seen him, nor have we heard anything about him ever since the breakup..
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:17 PM
Th'Pusher - Lamar Odom..bipolar intellectual wannabe druggie, tbh..
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 08:17 PM
Rogues is right about him being Westbrook. A beta that thinks he's alpha. Overrated, "chucker" (spam posts), inefficient, playoff loser, and mentally weak.
Malik Hairston already gave away who he is. 1-2 years of production before going back to being a shitty role player.
Spurraider is Jason Terry. Sometimes you hate him, sometimes you love him - just have to have him on your team. He has his effective posts, like Terry's playoff performances, but overall is a starter/role player (borderline tier 1/2 poster).
Clipper Nation is Ha Seung-jin. Pretty much a nobody, but is popular for quoting posters, and having unoriginal thoughts (like jin who is only popular because he's the only Korean in the NBA). Jeremy Lin will work too.
Thread is Carlos Boozer. That nigga made noise in his prime, but now just sticks to retarded yelling off the bench.
apa is Nando de colo. Noone knows who the fuck he is, but yet he consistently asks for minutes..
More to come
Wrong. He was never productive,
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 08:18 PM
No Lyfe Faggot = Robert Swift. An inbred who got evicted from his smelly dump of a house/apartment and is now a drugged-out loser.
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 08:18 PM
No Lyfe Faggot = Kris Humphries. Best known for being posterized constantly and getting cucked.
:lmao..
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
11-30-2014, 08:18 PM
robz4000 = Rudy Gay
The guy keeps thinking he's having hot games and will be labeled a "star". Unfortunately the NBA owners know he isn't shit and is an inefficient chucker.
Keep trying bruh, maybe one will go in
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:19 PM
Timvp = Amy Duncan, tbh..
Cheated on the breadwinner of the family with a man(Bruno), got divorced, and everything surrounding the breakup has been nebulous..we haven't seen him, nor have we heard anything about him ever since the breakup..
http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dead.png
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:21 PM
No Lyfe Faggot = Robert Swift. An inbred who got evicted from his smelly dump of a house/apartment and is now a drugged-out loser.
Spot on:lol..
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 08:21 PM
robz4000 = Rudy Gay
The guy keeps thinking he's having hot games and will be labeled a "star". Unfortunately the NBA owners know he isn't shit and is an inefficient chucker.
Keep trying bruh, maybe one will go in
:lol that one was actually pretty good.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:22 PM
I'm trying to pick one for Urinel..CN help me out..
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:24 PM
benefactor (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284) - Stephen Jackson..a fiery championship player who flukes in a few threes every now and then..ultimately, his defense got him out of the league..
LkrFan
11-30-2014, 08:25 PM
tlongII - Greg Oden
L:lolL!
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 08:26 PM
I'm trying to pick one for Urinel..CN help me out..
Urinel = Steve Nash. An outspoken libtard and faggy foreigner who thinks he's smarter than he really is.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:29 PM
The Sedin twins - Fred Weis..only known for being posterized in the most popular posterization in basketball history..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:29 PM
this thread is rare goods from OP... one of westbrook's chucks went in for once
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 08:31 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fT4-SWtk4UvrjiVfEXGkXrUAkpPuTIGKrcbOGSDcRoHACnSVFw
http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/flickr4.jpg
http://images.christianpost.com/full/73298/tim-duncan-and-kids.jpg
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=6&dateline=1345263618
http://i57.tinypic.com/16lzofb.jpg
http://www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/movie/bruno08.jpg
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:32 PM
TIMMYtoZO - Robert Horry..niggas hate him for some reason when all he does is win..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:33 PM
TIMMYtoZO (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=21393) - Robert Horry..niggas hate him for some reason when all he does is win..
when robert horry was in a tough spot, he'd step up and bury the big 3.
when timmytozo was in a tough spot, that alt got permanently logged out by its owner
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 08:33 PM
HI-FI = Charles Barkley. Takes a bit to understand what he's saying but generally has some interesting things to say and calls it like it is.
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:34 PM
Since he's viewing the thread rob diaz is that Mexican player riding on Brooklyn's bench..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 08:34 PM
don't forget el vato FkLA = Najera... keeping la raza proud
FkLA is more like Marv Albert. Dresses up like a Tranny and is into strange kinky stuff like she-male porn but enough time has passed to where people generally forget about how messed up and sick he is tbh..
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 08:35 PM
FkLA is more like Marv Albert. Dresses up like a Tranny and is into strange kinky stuff like she-male porn but enough time has passed to where people generally forget about how messed up and sick he is tbh..
Isn't that Thispego or Wild Cobra?
baseline bum
11-30-2014, 08:36 PM
Which Laker fan is Fredo?
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 08:36 PM
Isn't that Thispego or Wild Cobra?
Nah - FkLA is and always will be the guy who melted down, spammed his she-male porn stash and then cried until he got a flag under his name tbh..
rogues
11-30-2014, 08:37 PM
Wild Cobra - Stromile Swift..known best for his shameless stalking..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 08:38 PM
Kool could also be Mitch Kupchak because just like Kool, nobody actually paid for their basketball reasons.
RD2191
11-30-2014, 08:39 PM
Since he's viewing the thread rob diaz is that Mexican player riding on Brooklyn's bench..
:wakeup
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:40 PM
LkrFan = Mark Madsen
sort of a non-factor on whatever team he's on. when his team is doing well, he's adorable, almost like a mascot. easy to like
but when his team is struggling or melting down, he's just an embarrassment (see: back in the hunt, bite your bottom lip, etc)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fT4-SWtk4UvrjiVfEXGkXrUAkpPuTIGKrcbOGSDcRoHACnSVFw
Kori looks just like coach popovich there tbh
baseline bum
11-30-2014, 08:40 PM
robdiaz is Dwight Howard since his Mexican ass has at least a dozen kids.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 08:43 PM
I wish Luva was still around so he could legitimately not grasp the point of the thread and mess up for us to laugh at how dumb he is like the "NBA Books" thread :lmao
Shadowflamer/ Reck (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14412) - Raymond Felton..
LOL I'm not fat.
You forgot to add a description to it, too.
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 08:45 PM
I wish Luva was still around so he could legitimately not grasp the point of the thread and mess up for us to laugh at how dumb he is like the "NBA Books" thread :lmao
:lol that was one of his top potato moments
jeebus
11-30-2014, 08:46 PM
I wish Luva was still around so he could legitimately not grasp the point of the thread and mess up for us to laugh at how dumb he is like the "NBA Books" thread :lmao
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161660
RD2191
11-30-2014, 08:47 PM
robdiaz is Dwight Howard since his Mexican ass has at least a dozen kids.
That baby don't look like me.:pctoss
Th'Pusher
11-30-2014, 08:50 PM
Th'Pusher (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19189) - Lamar Odom..bipolar intellectual wannabe druggie, tbh..
When the fuck did I get fans in the nba forum? Is this the fuckin wannabe libertarian with the Ron Paul subscription?
When the fuck did I get fans in the nba forum? Is this the fuckin wannabe libertarian with the Ron Paul subscription?
Lol this faggot is all bewildered and out of his element
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 08:54 PM
When the fuck did I get fans in the nba forum? Is this the fuckin wannabe libertarian with the Ron Paul subscription?
Why are you so emotional about a funny comparison?
KoolAid Mans Brother
11-30-2014, 08:55 PM
Technique = Swaggy P
He thinks he is the coolest person in the world but he's really just getting laughed at by everyone
Koriwhat = Matt Barnes
Tattoos in all the wrong places
xmas = Charlie Villanueva
A cancer patient who is no longer relevant
FKLA = Gustavo Ayón
A Mexican who thought he was good enough to make it to the big league
I'm drazen petrovic, a hardcore Croatian white supremacist who routinely shits on niggas
Dirk4mvp is dirk he shits on niggas with style and finesse
Kool is nick young a fake ass kobe who volume posts at a low success rate
RD2191
11-30-2014, 09:01 PM
I'm drazen petrovic, a hardcore Croatian white supremacist who routinely shits on niggas
More like Chris Andersen, tbh.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:01 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161660
:lol My goodness. If I were that dumb I'd probably be a Kobe fan too. Kobe knows how stupid his fan base is so he can easily just lie to their faces and belittle them.
Harlem is Popeye jones ugly as fuck
Rob Diaz is edguardo najera he hustles hard but lacks skill
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:03 PM
Harlem is Popeye jones ugly as fuck
You are Robert Swift tbh..
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:03 PM
sook, my dude, would you mind being compared to Parsons, tbh?
Rogue is ginobili tbh, unpredictable an unorthodox as all fuck
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:04 PM
DAF86 is that scrub Priogini from the Knicks..faggy foreigner with shitful takes..slow, stupid..can't do anything on the court..
Timvp is Avery Johnson, he talks a lot but no one listens
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:05 PM
NASpurs is Leandro Barbosa..punk foreigner who loves poverty kick ball..
Kool could also be Reggie Evans dumb nig who likes balls
Culburn is Karl Malone :lmao
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:06 PM
Supreme Guy is Josh Howard..he smoked himself out of the league..
sook, my dude, would you mind being compared to Parsons, tbh?
I don't drown in nearly enough pussy, but at least you gave me something to work for :tu
Dpg is jj barea, short mexican who is sometimes very pesky and effective
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:08 PM
^I've alread got my player tbh.. you don't get to change that Robert Swift.
Did somebody already nominate you as mugsy I must've missed that my b
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:11 PM
Besteva, you're Belinelli, tbh..don't be mad at the comparison..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:11 PM
2 week ban for a terrible joke ^ ms
Ok let me know when it's effective
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 09:13 PM
Timvp is Avery Johnson, he talks a lot but no one listens
Timvp is Derrick Rose, because :cry it still hurts :cry
DAF86
11-30-2014, 09:13 PM
DAF86 is that scrub Priogini from the Knicks..faggy foreigner with shitful takes..slow, stupid..can't do anything on the court..
Sup?
cobbler = Paul Pierce
Sup?
cobbler (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=12536) = Paul Pierce
Wade tbh
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:15 PM
baseline bum is David Robinson..career choker that needed to ride the coattails of a real leader..got shitted on by Hakeem which amounts to the most memorable thing of his basketball career..
baseline bum
11-30-2014, 09:18 PM
baseline bum (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=131) is David Robinson..career choker that needed to ride the coattails of a real leader..got shitted on by Hakeem which amounts to the most memorable thing of his basketball career..
You need Jesus in your life to let go of that hostility bro.
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:18 PM
Fuck..good question, tbh..lemme think about it..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:19 PM
You need Jesus in your life to let go of that hostility bro.
I C WUT U DID
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:23 PM
I would pick a Rockets poster..there aren't any that fit the player..
Th'Pusher
11-30-2014, 09:25 PM
Why are you so emotional about a funny comparison?
I don't think I've ever had an interactions with rouges before and definitely don't post in this shitbag forum. I was a little bewildered and out of my element tbh.
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:27 PM
Since he's been viewing the thread, that Phillipino dude that was obsessed with xmas. anakha - you're Japeth Aguilar..the best the Phillipines has to offer, tbh..I know you're proud..
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:28 PM
I don't think I've ever had an interactions with rouges before and definitely don't post in this shitbag forum. I was a little bewildered and out of my element tbh.
^Emotionally torn between being compared to Jason Collins and Lamar Odom, tbh..
Th'Pusher
11-30-2014, 09:29 PM
^Emotionally torn between being compared to Jason Collins and Lamar Odom, tbh..
...and he shits his pants. :td
Lol what a bizarre and lame comeback
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:31 PM
I know Nash has been used already but Blake could easily be Nash..dude literally had no idea that a big black swole baby with advanced genetics was being organically formed in his wife's womb..only until she delivered, oh my..
Th'Pusher
11-30-2014, 09:31 PM
Lol what a bizarre and lame comeback
:td
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 09:33 PM
Who's lefty tbh?
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:34 PM
Who's lefty tbh?
Andrea Bargnani..
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 09:36 PM
Andrea Bargnani..
:lol
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 09:37 PM
...and he shits his pants. :td
:lol Emotional, dumb libtard
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 09:38 PM
Who's lefty tbh?
Hamed Haddadi.
LkrFan
11-30-2014, 09:38 PM
I know Nash has been used already but Blake could easily be Nash..dude literally had no idea that a big black swole baby with advanced genetics was being organically formed in his wife's womb..only until she delivered, oh my..
:lol
Hoops Czar
11-30-2014, 09:42 PM
I don't think I've ever had an interactions with rouges before and definitely don't post in this shitbag forum. I was a little bewildered and out of my element tbh.
If you've had interactions with Kool-Aid man's brother, Harlemheat37, Malik Hairston, Horse or ChumpDumper, you've had interaction with Rogues.
anakha
11-30-2014, 09:42 PM
Since he's been viewing the thread, that Phillipino dude that was obsessed with xmas. anakha - you're Japeth Aguilar..the best the Phillipines has to offer, tbh..I know you're proud..
I'm not even one of the better Pinoy players? :depressed
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:45 PM
Venti Quattro is Dennis Rodman without all the skill..he likes cross dressing, weird flamboyant dude..
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:46 PM
I could actually see DMC as Hakeem, tbh..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 09:46 PM
Wade is balling in the 4th against the Knicks tbh..
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:47 PM
DOK - Dwayne Wade
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:50 PM
If you've had interactions with Kool-Aid man's brother, Harlemheat37, Malik Hairston, Horse or ChumpDumper, you've had interaction with Rogues.
Congrats on naming every poster that's shitted on you for you're god awful takes..just to let you know, I'm none of those you stupid faggot:lol..
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 09:51 PM
Congrats on naming every poster that's shitted on you for you're god awful takes..just to let you know, I'm none of those you stupid faggot:lol..
wondering when u'll get fatigued and reveal who your main is tbh. maybe a year or two from now
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:51 PM
Stretch - Tyson Chandler..key defensive cog part of a championship team..
Leetonidas
11-30-2014, 09:52 PM
Infinite_limit = Michael Ruffin. All people remember of him is the time he looked like a complete retard
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:53 PM
Infinite Limit or NewCastleKeg is George Hill..likes picture dicks so much he shares them around, tbh..
rogues
11-30-2014, 09:58 PM
Mori Chu (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17592) - Amare Stoudemire
djohn2oo8
11-30-2014, 10:01 PM
Wild Cobra is Tracy McGrady. Just like with women, he can't get past first.
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 10:01 PM
I could actually see DMC as Hakeem, tbh..
Bullies niggas in the paint. Sounds like a solid comparison :tu.
Robz4000
11-30-2014, 10:02 PM
Wild Cobra is Tracy McGrady. Just like with women, he can't get past first.
:lmao
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 10:02 PM
NewcastleKEG/Infinite_limit is Josh Childress. A scrub that couldn't hack it in America and had to run off to a European shithole.
djohn2oo8
11-30-2014, 10:17 PM
Culburn is Jason Kidd. Sometimes he beats his wife, sometimes she beats him back.
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 10:19 PM
NewcastleKEG/Infinite_limit is Josh Childress. A scrub that couldn't hack it in America and had to run off to a European shithole.
:lmao
i was about to say this thread was dying and was getting meh, but this one's good
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:20 PM
Kool is Brandon Jennings - Terrible at what he does and on Kobe's nuts.
djohn2oo8
11-30-2014, 10:25 PM
FKLA is Paul George. Trying to pretend he doesn't like banging trannies.
Wild Cobra is Tracy McGrady. Just like with women, he can't get past first.
Burnt
Clipper Nation
11-30-2014, 10:37 PM
Shadowflames/Reck is Grant Hill... he likes Nickelback.
djohn2oo8 - JR Smith...high volume poster who is a legit retard.
Clipper Nation - John Salley...sorry motherfucker that leaches onto and leg humps good posters.
Venti Quattro
11-30-2014, 10:44 PM
Venti Quattro is Dennis Rodman without all the skill..he likes cross dressing, weird flamboyant dude..
:lol Weird comparison, considering I hate gay people irl. I'm not gonna be asshurt about it though.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:46 PM
:lol Weird comparison, considering I hate gay people irl. I'm not gonna be asshurt about it though.
What a strange thing to say.
DPG21920 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13014) - A midget Kobe Bryant...good at talking basketball, almost surgical but his egotistical personality leads to many ST feuds and grudges. Prevents him from being as good as he should be and as good as he thinks he is.
HemisfairArena
11-30-2014, 10:48 PM
What a sausage fest going on in here,,,,I have never seen this on a sports site forum as aggressive as this. Not one of you are talking about the games tonight but worried about a hypothetical NBA player you may resemble,,,,LMAO. Kudos, rogue,,,you have the ultimate troll thread.
lefty
11-30-2014, 10:48 PM
Thread = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs
Venti Quattro
11-30-2014, 10:49 PM
What a strange thing to say.
I don't go out of my way to persecute gay people because that's wrong, they have their rights too, but generally I don't like them. That doesn't mean I can't socialize or work with them though.
lefty
11-30-2014, 10:49 PM
Timvp is Avery Johnson, he talks a lot but no one listens
:lmao
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:49 PM
DPG21920 - A midget Kobe Bryant...good at talking basketball, almost surgical but his egotistical personality leads to many ST feuds and grudges.
I'm nothing like Kobe tbh..not that I mind being made fun of but it's a bad comparison. No fueds here, I'm just here to talk basketball and offer legit life advice to help people.
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 10:50 PM
I don't go out of my way to persecute gay people because that's wrong, they have their rights too, but generally I don't like them. That doesn't mean I can't socialize or work with them though.
ur just threatened by them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
lefty
11-30-2014, 10:50 PM
Slomo = OJ Mayo.
We're surprised he is still alive
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:51 PM
Wade is balling in the 4th against the Knicks tbh..
What a sausage fest going on in here,,,,I have never seen this on a sports site forum as aggressive as this. Not one of you are talking about the games tonight but worried about a hypothetical NBA player you may resemble,,,,LMAO. Kudos, rogue,,,you have the ultimate troll thread.
Uh-uh. I saw that your comment may be coming so I sought to end that before it started tbh..
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:51 PM
Thread = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs
:lmao
What a strange thing to say.
It's normal outside of austin and San fran sicko
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:53 PM
It's normal outside of austin and San fran sicko
Does it bother you that your German hero married a black woman?
I'm nothing like Kobe tbh..not that I mind being made fun of but it's a bad comparison. No fueds here, I'm just here to talk basketball and offer legit life advice to help people.
And Kobe is just out there doing everything in his power to win and to prevent crime from happening in front of his eyes.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 10:54 PM
And Kobe is just out there doing everything in his power to win and to prevent crime from happening in front of his eyes.
I'm not a liar though. Ask around - my integrity is above reproach here. I've helped numerous posters and paid up on my lost bet even when I was welshed on. I never seek credit either. Just here to talk basketball.
ElNono
11-30-2014, 10:55 PM
Thread = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs
:lol my nig
lefty
11-30-2014, 10:55 PM
Malik Hairston = Magic Johnson.
I'm not judging anyone
Malik Hairston
11-30-2014, 10:56 PM
Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs
:lmao..
Does it bother you that your German hero married a black woman?
Dudes been brainwashed with white guilt since he was a child. I like dirk on the court but no necessarily off the court. I feel more sorry for him than I am angry at him.
lefty
11-30-2014, 11:02 PM
Xylus = Tmac. He still believes.
timvp = Kobe. Needs 14 posts to get 1 right
Thebesteva
11-30-2014, 11:10 PM
Besteva, you're Belinelli, tbh..don't be mad at the comparison..
What makes u say that?
apalisoc_9
11-30-2014, 11:14 PM
Venti Quattro is Dennis Rodman without all the skill..he likes cross dressing, weird flamboyant dude..
Thread = Parker. Nowhere to be seen during the playoffs
Xylus = Tmac. He still believes.
timvp = Kobe. Needs 14 posts to get 1 right
:lmao
I'm not a liar though. Ask around - my integrity is above reproach here. I've helped numerous posters and paid up on my lost bet even when I was welshed on. I never seek credit either. Just here to talk basketball.
Nah. Your I'm just here to talk basketball thing is pretty disingenuous and easy to see through, just like a lot of Kobe's BS.
If Kirby was a midget it'd be a perfect comparison imho.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 11:20 PM
Nah. Your I'm just here to talk basketball thing is pretty disingenuous and easy to see through, just like a lot of Kobe's BS.
If Kirby was a midget it'd be a perfect comparison imho.
Not at all. I have no troll accounts, never have. I stick up for those who can't stick up for themselves and stick to basketball and encourage other to do so as well.
GuerillaBlack
11-30-2014, 11:23 PM
I don't go out of my way to persecute gay people because that's wrong, they have their rights too, but generally I don't like them. That doesn't mean I can't socialize or work with them though.
Venti Quattro - Chris Bosh. Will come out of the closet sooner or later.
spurraider21
11-30-2014, 11:23 PM
the ST reform act thread was pure, unadulterated basketball talk
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 11:35 PM
the ST reform act thread was pure, unadulterated basketball talk
That's different. That was a task from Auntie.
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 11:37 PM
Wow - that was a travel on Kobe!
Venti Quattro
11-30-2014, 11:39 PM
Venti Quattro - Chris Bosh. Will come out of the closet sooner or later.
What a James Harden attempt
lefty
11-30-2014, 11:40 PM
Wow - that was a travel on Kobe!
Wrong thread imo
DPG21920
11-30-2014, 11:41 PM
Lefty pls :cry
benefactor
12-01-2014, 12:02 AM
I've given OP a lot of shit but this was a pretty entertaining read.:tu
The Stephen Jackson comparison seems to work...good solid role player, brought the goods when he was younger and cared and got his ring. Somewhere along the way he stopped giving a shit but could still provide a good game from time to time.
To think, there are grown men behind all of the accounts posting in this thread.
DJR210
12-01-2014, 12:50 AM
Who's mad? How would you know about my shitty takes? Are you spying on me? He isn't even in the bottom 100 you lifeless clown?
:lol
Thebesteva
12-01-2014, 01:04 AM
To think, there are grown men behind all of the accounts posting in this thread.
:lol Exactly.
NASpurs
12-01-2014, 01:44 AM
NASpurs is Leandro Barbosa..punk foreigner who loves poverty kick ball..
What faggotry is this? I haven't interacted with this nigga in months and he mentions me. Guess you never forgot your meltdowns.
FuzzyLumpkins
12-01-2014, 02:19 AM
Oh noes. Trailer park club is namedropping itself and called me a homosexual. That goes with accusing me of trying to 'be smart' and 'trying hard' as if being stupid and lazy is your preferred method.
rogues is Vinny Del Negro. marginal talent whose career went into the shitter when faced with a tougher game. rejected by top teams but taken in by a scrub franchise and never did anything but bitch. beloved by a loser franchise and fanbase. Currently trying a coaching career and sucking at it.
BatManu20
12-01-2014, 03:46 AM
To think, there are grown men behind all of the accounts posting in this thread.
:lol
Brazil
12-01-2014, 06:52 AM
good thread tbh...
no surprise my nigg Lefty flourish in dat kind of exercise...
Lefty is Rondo, like him he excels on one liner stat tbh
djohn2oo8
12-01-2014, 08:59 AM
FKLA is Ricky Davis.
DPG - John Stockton
cobbler - Rodney Rogers
whottt - Malik Sealy
thispego - Chris Herren
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
12-01-2014, 09:40 AM
DD is Jason Collins
DD is Jason Collins
^Ruben Patterson. Tries desperately to make a name for himself but gets shit on repeatedly when it's go-time
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
12-01-2014, 10:17 AM
^Ruben Patterson. Tries desperately to make a name for himself but gets shit on repeatedly when it's go-time
Na you're thinking of the Buffalo Bills
Clipper Nation
12-01-2014, 10:25 AM
Na you're thinking of the Buffalo Bills
You root for a team that starts Cum Newton at quarterback, you don't get to laugh at any other franchise :lol
The Bills are over .500 in the stacked AFC, your Carolina Cum-Guzzlers are third place in the shittiest division in NFL history :lol
midnightpulp
12-01-2014, 10:27 AM
You root for a team that starts Cum Newton at quarterback, you don't get to laugh at any other franchise :lol
The Bills are over .500 in the stacked AFC, your Carolina Cum-Guzzlers are third place in the shittiest division in NFL history :lol
CN vs. Frizzle
:corn:
Cry Havoc
12-01-2014, 10:35 AM
Cry Havoc - Richard Jefferson..I don't have to elaborate on this any further, tbh..
:lmao Mad that I burned him in multiple threads. It's okay, dude, no hard feelings. :tu
FWD should be Hakeem -- can do it all, not afraid to drop the knowledge hammer on someone if they're talking shit.
ambchang
12-01-2014, 11:04 AM
Disappointed nobody has talked about Eddie Griffin yet.
Koolaid_Man
12-01-2014, 11:11 AM
Kool is Brandon Jennings - Terrible at what he does and on Kobe's nuts.
Bitch please...I'm Kobe and Rasheed Wallace wrapped in one...
Cry Havoc
12-01-2014, 11:14 AM
Bitch please...I'm Kobe and Rasheed Wallace wrapped in one...
An under-achieving whiner who dresses oddly and needs to be carried by an elite team just to make the playoffs?
Sounds about right.
Leetonidas
12-01-2014, 11:14 AM
Kool is more like Reggie Evans. Dumbass negro that loves to touch mens ball sacks
Cry Havoc
12-01-2014, 11:22 AM
Kool is more like Reggie Evans. Dumbass negro that loves to touch mens ball sacks
Perkins is more accurate. Not a good player, will never win a title, but makes the game entertaining with his asshattery and overcompensation.
Evans has always just been a dick. At least with Perk, the other team is happy to see him on the court, as there's less of a chance he tries to hurt someone.
Good thread overall tbh :tu
Leetonidas
12-01-2014, 11:24 AM
I was more focusing on the nut fondling tbh
Thread
12-01-2014, 11:25 AM
I was more focusing on the nut fondling tbh
Bend over. I'll partake of your fuckin' nut fondling.
Leetonidas
12-01-2014, 11:26 AM
Bend over. I'll partake of your fuckin' nut fondling.
Your hands ain't big enough cub
Thread
12-01-2014, 11:31 AM
Your hands ain't big enough cub
I was gonna have you reach thru & fondle mine, Lee.
Disappointed nobody has talked about Eddie Griffin yet.
^Wang Zhizhi...irrelevant gook
ambchang
12-01-2014, 12:32 PM
^ and yet I got you all hopping mad.
Malik Hairston
12-01-2014, 12:55 PM
^Wang Zhizhi...irrelevant gook
:lmao..
ambchang
12-01-2014, 01:10 PM
:lmao..
That depends.
Wang Zhizhi would have averaged 35/17 during the 60s.
I just thought of a new one for kool, Shaquille oneal
Bonus points to whichever figures it out :lol
StrengthAndHonor
12-01-2014, 01:55 PM
^Wang Zhizhi...irrelevant gook
:lol
Killakobe81
12-01-2014, 01:56 PM
cuz he wants to know how his a$$ tastes?
Killakobe81
12-01-2014, 02:05 PM
Nope
DAMN.
midnightpulp
12-01-2014, 02:11 PM
I just thought of a new one for kool, Shaquille oneal
Bonus points to whichever figures it out :lol
They both have African names?
Silver&Black
12-01-2014, 02:11 PM
I just thought of a new one for kool, Shaquille oneal
Bonus points to whichever figures it out :lol
They're both black?
Silver&Black
12-01-2014, 02:12 PM
damn...
midnightpulp beat me to it...
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