Kobe Bryant 1st Player in NBA History with 30,000 Points and 6,000 Assists

[Koolaid_Man]

Six thousand assists. Nope, never passes. :lmao This isn't a surprise.....all the naysayers can put the he doesn't pass or make teammates better to rest now. All-time Kobe is 30th in assists and about to be 3rd in scoring. Shit is sick to be honest. :toast



The feat—overshadowed somewhat by Bryant's first triple-double of the season (31 points, 11 rebounds and 12 assists)—was unfurled in the midst of the Los Angeles Lakers (http://bleacherreport.com/los-angeles-lakers)' surprising 129-122 overtime win over the red-hot Toronto Raptors (http://bleacherreport.com/toronto-raptors) on Sunday night.



Let’s just not forget, as undefeated [father time] fights to claim another, just how great an all-around player Kobe Bean Bryant was—even if we sometimes couldn’t be bothered to notice. :toast

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2285075-kobe-bryant-first-player-in-nba-history-with-30000-points-and-6000-assists

[midnightpulp]

:lol Regular season stats.

I guess you have reason to be excited since the regular season is all Lakers fans have nowadays.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Regular season stats.

I guess you have reason to be excited since the regular season is all Lakers fans have nowadays.

these are the Mt. Rushmore stats people will remember...not some 4 play-off triple double stats....:lmao Mid letting Kool take his cookies early this morning..... LOL

[midnightpulp]

these are the Mt. Rushmore stats people will remember...not some 4 play-off triple double stats....:lmao Mid letting Kool take his cookies early this morning..... LOL

Sure, Kool.

Just look at the press Karl Malone gets for his regular season feats.

:lol Regular season stats.

That said, I don't want to rain on your parade. Enjoy the regular season to its fullest, brother. I know it's all you have :lol

[Franklin]

also the first player to miss 13,418 shots (and counting) in NBA history, tbh.

[Silver&Black]

Also, the first player in NBA history with 30,000 points, 6,000 assists, and 1 rape charge.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sure, Kool.

Just look at the press Karl Malone gets for his regular season feats.

:lol Regular season stats.

That said, I don't want to rain on your parade. Enjoy the regular season to its fullest, brother. I know it's all you have :lol

:lmao you're so retarded....using a guy with 0 rings in this argument...of course it sullies his accomplishments...however his name is still 2nd all-time until Kobe removes him as well...you're back tracking because you can't hold your own against Kool....I know it but your little fanbois don't :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

also the first player to miss 13,418 shots (and counting) in NBA history, tbh.


you can't nut in tha pussy unless you fuck in tha pussy :hat

[Koolaid_Man]

Also, the first player in NBA history with 30,000 points, 6,000 assists, and 1 rape charge.


but Kobe never paid...while Tammy paid his wife to be quiet.

[scanry]

but Kobe never paid...while Tammy paid his wife to be quiet.

Worse, he's going to cough up half the moment 48.5 is paid in full.

[ambchang]

6000 assists in 19 seasons for a guard that plays this many minutes and a PG who's there as a shooter, not to mention someone who's led the league in usage rate multiple times.

Disgraceful.

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also the first player to miss 13,418 shots (and counting) in NBA history, tbh.

But, we didn't give two shits about that when Hondo held it for 40 years. Now, NOW, now you want to cite it.

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!

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6000 assists in 19 seasons for a guard that plays this many minutes and a PG who's there as a shooter, not to mention someone who's led the league in usage rate multiple times.

Stings don't it?

[ambchang]

Stings don't it?

Sting isn't really the right description, it's more stunned.

Stunned that this much talent is wasted on chasing pointless personal accolades, when the ShaqVP - Kobeta combo could have won 6 titles or more, then MVPau - Kobeta combo would have won 2 or 3 more. Kobeta should have been sitting at 9 or more rings, 3 more than Pippen, but instead he underachieved, and can only settle as the beta with the 2nd most ring in the modern era.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sting isn't really the right description, it's more stunned.

Stunned that this much talent is wasted on chasing pointless personal accolades, when the ShaqVP - Kobeta combo could have won 6 titles or more, then MVPau - Kobeta combo would have won 2 or 3 more. Kobeta should have been sitting at 9 or more rings, 3 more than Pippen, but instead he underachieved, and can only settle as the beta with the 2nd most ring in the modern era.

scratch your itching ass why don't ya :lol

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Sting isn't really the right description, it's more stunned.

I'll just bet you are. Cocksucker.

[midnightpulp]

But, we didn't give two shits about that when Hondo held it for 40 years. Now, NOW, now you want to cite it.

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!

13,418 misses is no longer the number.

Kirbs is up to 13,555 :lol

The only unbreakable record he'll retire with, Cub. James is on track to dispense with this 30k, 6K business in a couple of years.

[Leetonidas]

Almost 20 years to get 6000 assists :lmao

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13,418 misses is no longer the number.

Kirbs is up to 13,555 :lol

The only unbreakable record he'll retire with, Cub. James is on track to dispense with this 30k, 6K business in a couple of years.

I know, I kinow, I know, but, when a white man held it for 40 years we didn't a give a shit. Didn't even know it existed if one didn't do advanced stats. Now, NOW, now we want to bring it out of the drawer and toss it up. Like Luva said:::Media is done with him. Now, they can beat him half to death to the grave.

Ya fucks.

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Almost 20 years to get 6000 assists :lmao

You're just damn fortunate they brought him along slowly. Otherwise, he'd be past Malone and running Alcindor to ground.

[midnightpulp]

I know, I kinow, I know, but, when a white man held it for 40 years we didn't a give a shit. Didn't even know it existed if one didn't do advanced stats. Now, NOW, now we want to bring it out of the drawer and toss it up. Like Luva said:::Media is done with him. Now, they can beat him half to death to the grave.

Ya fucks.

And when Duncan bows out next year, the send off will be worthy of a King, won't it, Cub?

That's gonna chap your ass, won't it?

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And when Duncan bows out next year, the send off will be worthy of a King, won't it, Cub?

That's gonna chap your ass, won't it?

Sure, it will. No mention of the Amy Scandals, no mention of the tank that brought your onions. But, hey, I'm over 60, I know how the game is played in this country, in & out of sports.

And my boys know, and their children will know.

[ambchang]

I'll just bet you are. Cocksucker.

There's no need for vulgarity. I am here to celebrate the underachieving career of Kobe. Getting 30K/6K is a fantastic accomplishment, even though it had nothing to do with being an alpha on championship teams. And to do so at the detriment of the team, chucking 27-5-5 at 39.2% on a 4-13 record is ballsy.

[ambchang]

I know, I kinow, I know, but, when a white man held it for 40 years we didn't a give a shit. Didn't even know it existed if one didn't do advanced stats. Now, NOW, now we want to bring it out of the drawer and toss it up. Like Luva said:::Media is done with him. Now, they can beat him half to death to the grave.

Ya fucks.

It was a pretty well known record, and one of the main reasons Havlicek was never viewed as one of the top 20 players of all time, or even top 30, despite his scoring numbers, championships and defense.

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It was a pretty well known record, and one of the main reasons Havlicek was never viewed as one of the top 20 players of all time, or even top 30, despite his scoring numbers, championships and defense.

Cite it here just once and I'll stand down forever.

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There's no need for vulgarity.

Fuck you, fatass.

[ambchang]

Cite it here just once and I'll stand down forever.

Have you missed all those threads about missed shots and Havlicek the last month or so? It was all over the top page.


Fuck you, fatass.

I am concerned for you Culburn. You have really lost if since 5, and the 4-13 sure isn't helping.

Do you need some counseling? Some times you just have to put down your pride and face the music. Duncan, the player most responsible for the Suns being O&whatever, got his 5th. You just have to accept it and let go. It's not healthy for you to have this pent up anger inside of you, with no where to go.

Face it, Duncan has cemented himself as the best post Jordan. Shaq didn't save you, Kobe didn't save you, Garnett didn't save you, Dirk didn't save you, and I won't bet on Lebron saving you either.

This is it, Culburn. This. Is. It.

[Buddy Mignon]

Just think if he'd of gotten those 6k shots off instead having been forced to pass it. We'd be on Kareem's heels, instead of dicking around with Jefferey.

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Just think if he'd of gotten those 6k shots off instead having been forced to pass it. We'd be on Kareem's heels, instead of dicking around with Jefferey.

He'll get there, or, they'll have black balled him.

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Have you missed all those threads about missed shots and Havlicek the last month or so? It was all over the top page.

Don't be obtuse, elsewise I'll put you on The List.

[ambchang]

Don't be obtuse, elsewise I'll put you on The List.

What List? You have a list?

You asked me to quote something, and I did as such. What is the problem?

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What List? You have a list?

You asked me to quote something, and I did as such. What is the problem?

Don't be obtuse, elsewise I'll put you on The List.

[ambchang]

Don't be obtuse, elsewise I'll put you on The List.

Seriously, I don't know anything about the List. What does it do? What if I'm on it? Why is it such a threat? Is it like the opposite of the Schindler's list or something like that?

[AchillesHeel]

This is all Lakernation has left at this point :lol, career regular season totals :sleep

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This is all Lakernation has left at this point :lol, career regular season totals :sleep

True, and yet it pisses Spurs Fan off no end.

[xellos88330]

Six thousand assists. Nope, never passes. :lmao This isn't a surprise.....all the naysayers can put the he doesn't pass or make teammates better to rest now. All-time Kobe is 30th in assists and about to be 3rd in scoring. Shit is sick to be honest. :toast




:toast

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2285075-kobe-bryant-first-player-in-nba-history-with-30000-points-and-6000-assists

You know half of those assists were airballs that Shaq cleaned up turning it from an oops to an oop.

[Koolaid_Man]

6 thousand fucking assists....more than Tim Duncan

[Splits]

Don't be obtuse, elsewise I'll put you on The List.

Is "The List" in caps different from "the list" in non-caps?

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Is "The List" in caps different from "the list" in non-caps?

You're chock full of shit.

[Splits]

You're chock full of shit.

Hey cuntface, did you know BB busted your hole? He busted it real good.

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Hey cuntface, did you know BB busted your hole? He busted it real good.

You're chock full of shit.

[Splits]

You're chock full of shit.

:lmao meltdown

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:lmao meltdown

You're chock full of shit.

[Splits]

:cry meltdown complete :cry

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^^^
You're chock full of shit.

[Splits]

:cry I got got :cry

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^^^^^^^^^
You're chock full of shit.