Jim Duncan's finesse style

[Arnold Toht]

..has netted him:

-only 25k points through year 18:lmao
-all-time worst NBA finals TV ratings
-grand total of zero major sponsorship deals
-zero profit for the league
-the shit bag
-a divorce during the middle of his playoff run

And most importantly,
-a missed potential championship title changing shot in game 7

:lmao ya didn't think his style would come back to fuck him up the ass, when it mattered most, did ya now?

ya gotta believe me...

[midnightpulp]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/AP_Spurs3_140616_DG_16x9_992.jpg

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Arn

[Arnold Toht]

Kobe is idolized in every country on the fucking planet... every inhabitable region in the galaxy. I dare you to find a country without Kobe support.

http://www.kingmorland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/KobeinChina1.jpg

You can't find a Jim fan anywhere outside beanerville northern mexico:lmao Not even in US Virgin Islands. Not a single soul there even knows he exists.

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Kobe is idolized in every country on the fucking planet... every inhabitable region in the galaxy. I dare you to find a country without Kobe support.

http://www.kingmorland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/KobeinChina1.jpg

You can't find a Jim fan anywhere outside beanerville northern mexico:lmao Not even in US Virgin Islands. Not a single soul there even knows he exists.

Arn

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe is idolized in every country on the fucking planet... every inhabitable region in the galaxy. I dare you to find a country without Kobe support.

http://www.kingmorland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/KobeinChina1.jpg

You can't find a Jim fan anywhere outside beanerville northern mexico:lmao Not even in US Virgin Islands. Not a single soul there even knows he exists.
Rakaruva must be the guy with the emo haircut a couple rows behind Kirby, tbh.

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Rakaruva must be the guy with the emo haircut a couple rows behind Kirby, tbh.

Arn

[midnightpulp]

Kobe is idolized in every country on the fucking planet... every inhabitable region in the galaxy. I dare you to find a country without Kobe support.

http://www.kingmorland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/KobeinChina1.jpg

You can't find a Jim fan anywhere outside beanerville northern mexico:lmao Not even in US Virgin Islands. Not a single soul there even knows he exists.

Is that gonna help him make the playoff this season, Tit?

[Arnold Toht]

Kobe could be sitting on the sideline every game for the rest of the year and he'd still make more money for the league than Jimmy shooting banks on national TV

[ElNono]

Duncan rang

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Duncan rang

He also had to surrender a ring that was in the case. In there, El. Selling your wampum on the television. It was over. I was sittin' on the Boy, lower than skunk shit. Media just let you lick your wounds alone.

[ElNono]

He also had to surrender a ring that was in the case. In there, El. Selling your wampum on the television. It was over. I was sittin' on the Boy, lower than skunk shit. Media just let you lick your wounds alone.

You've nary a room, your Kobe surrendered two rings.

Duncan rangPERIOD.

Now you get to sit there and enjoy the shit sammich.

[Arnold Toht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T4ZUK-NFKc

Let me just tell you that Shaq would have dunked that ball, and Kobe would have shook Battier's ass on the ground and hit the jumper. Jimmy went for his patented hook shot and SHAT BRICKS!!!

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You've nary a room, your Kobe surrendered two rings.

Duncan rangPERIOD.

Now you get to sit there and enjoy the shit sammich.

No, there is no equating what happened with Duncan with any of our shit. We never had one in the case like you. It was over. I'd resigned myself to coming in here and eating shit.

You'll always be light 1.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T4ZUK-NFKc

Let me just tell you that Shaq would have dunked that ball, and Kobe would have shook Battier's ass on the ground and hit the jumper. Jimmy went for his patented hook shot and SHAT BRICKS!!!

Arn

[Blizzardwizard]

Lame shtick is lame.

Better take your medication before bingo old man.

[Jenks]

This thread has me so angry that I just knocked over a plant.

http://cdn.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Tim-Duncan-Footlocker-Commercial.png

[scanry]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnXeQJONFM8hbjvi4LWclrA6E435mts pBOPz2dXBAXysGYQEGP

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/4a/e4/5f4ae49b501f445465eb00e49504434d.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/893/402/2108514_display_image.jpg?1328715872

Pretty looking MVPs tbh.

[ElNono]

No, there is no equating what happened with Duncan with any of our shit. We never had one in the case like you. It was over. I'd resigned myself to coming in here and eating shit.

You'll always be light 1.

I don't qualify NBA Finals loses. You'll always be light 2+.

Let us proceed.

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I don't qualify NBA Finals loses. You'll always be light 2+.

Let us proceed.

You can dish it. But, you cannot take it.

[unleashbaynes]

Tim Duncan is the GOAT

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Tim Duncan is the GOAT

Diaw, after carrying that faggot Duncan to it:::


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SGy6jIXdDDw/RxNE4fNFg8I/AAAAAAAAAIg/Z8YoqKzbPxE/s320/Els20Aug05.jpg

[ElNono]

You can dish it. But, you cannot take it.

Look who's talking...

Duncan rangPERIOD.

[Buddy Mignon]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/AP_Spurs3_140616_DG_16x9_992.jpg


That's the look of a man that doesn't care if he's gay... he's proud. #what

[Buddy Mignon]

Diaw, after carrying that faggot Duncan to it:::


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SGy6jIXdDDw/RxNE4fNFg8I/AAAAAAAAAIg/Z8YoqKzbPxE/s320/Els20Aug05.jpg



:lmao

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Look who's talking...

Duncan rangPERIOD.

GOTCHA. That swayback pic always get's ya's.

LMFAO!!!

[ElNono]

GOTCHA. That swayback pic always get's ya's.

LMFAO!!!

crofl I didn't reply to that pic... you're too old to be playing the switcheroo game, dale

Duncan rangPERIOD.

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crofl I didn't reply to that pic... you're too old to be playing the switcheroo game, dale

Duncan rangPERIOD.

Please. It got to "you" so bad you went an told Ellis and she erased that corresponding thread. LMVICTORIOUSAO!!!

[Buddy Mignon]

GOTCHA. That swayback pic always get's ya's.

LMFAO!!!


:lol

[SupremeGuy]

This thread has me so angry that I just knocked over a plant.

http://cdn.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Tim-Duncan-Footlocker-Commercial.png:lol

[Leetonidas]

:lol no one getting trolled in this thread at all

[ElNono]

Please. It got to "you" so bad you went an told Ellis and she erased that corresponding thread. LMVICTORIOUSAO!!!

what thread? And why are you trying to change the subject?

Duncan rangPERIOD.

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what thread?

The thread she erased and caused me to without my presence from this Forum, until the point that a throng of people stood outside my home wanting me to come back.

[ElNono]

The thread she erased and caused me to without my presence from this Forum, until the point that a throng of people stood outside my home wanting me to come back.

Well, I don't run this site nor the Ellis house, you take that to them. In the meantime...

Duncan rangPERIOD.

[Silver&Black]

You can't find a Jim fan anywhere outside beanerville northern mexico:lmao Not even in US Virgin Islands. Not a single soul there even knows he exists.

http://i.imgur.com/DqbmVKt.png

They know who he is in Cali tbh....

[Brazil]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/AP_Spurs3_140616_DG_16x9_992.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/DqbmVKt.png

They know who he is in Cali tbh....

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Boiled Down::

Duncan: 5-1 (83.3%)

TOSB Kobe: 5-2 (71.4%)

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Boiled Down::

Duncan: 5-1 (83.3%)

TOSB Kobe: 5-2 (71.4%)

The Bag stays in Texas till further notice.

[Horse]

No, there is no equating what happened with Duncan with any of our shit. We never had one in the case like you. It was over. I'd resigned myself to coming in here and eating shit.

You'll always be light 1.

You're light in the pants jealous faggot. You'd do anything to have the Spurs as your team instead of the laughing stock of the league and all time chucker

[m>s]

Kobe takes the edge in media and popularity and pre-Colorado endorsements, Duncan was the better player 15 years ago and still is

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You're light in the pants jealous faggot. You'd do anything to have the Spurs as your team instead of the laughing stock of the league and all time chucker

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[koriwhat]

..has netted him:

-only 25k points through year 18:lmao
-all-time worst NBA finals TV ratings
-grand total of zero major sponsorship deals
-zero profit for the league
-the shit bag
-a divorce during the middle of his playoff run

And most importantly,
-a missed potential championship title changing shot in game 7

:lmao ya didn't think his style would come back to fuck him up the ass, when it mattered most, did ya now?

ya gotta believe me...

It netted him an amount of money your pea sized brain can't even comprehend while you sit on grandmas gatesway blasting your shitty bullet points on a message board to a bunch of people who don't give a fuck about you or your opinions.

[midnightpulp]

It netted him an amount of money your pea sized brain can't even comprehend while you sit on grandmas gatesway blasting your shitty bullet points on a message board to a bunch of people who don't give a fuck about you or your opinions.

Classic Koriwhat right here.

Get 'em tiger.

[koriwhat]

The thread she erased and caused me to without my presence from this Forum, until the point that a throng of people stood outside my home wanting me to come back.

Your ego is out of this world. No one stood outside your house etc... no one gives a fuck about your replies with their shitty wannabe poetic, cryptic and mysterious bs. You're a trend setter, you set the shittiest of trends!

[koriwhat]

Classic Koriwhat right here.

Get 'em tiger.

:tu

[AussieFanKurt]

...why does anyone respond to this repetitive troll?

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Your ego is out of this world. No one stood outside your house etc... no one gives a fuck about your replies with their shitty wannabe poetic, cryptic and mysterious bs. You're a trend setter, you set the shittiest of trends!

Of course they weren't out there. That was a metaphor, you ass, you. But, they were in here on my PM's, jammed my box to overflowing, then stuffed my transom. That's very true. I had to return.

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...why does anyone respond to this repetitive troll?

Because I'm liked & respected.

[AussieFanKurt]

Because I'm liked & respected.

the other troll

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the other troll

Because he's topical & fun.

[AussieFanKurt]

Because he's topical & fun.

oh ok

[koriwhat]

I had to return.

You didn't have to do shit.


Because I'm liked & respected.

No it's because you have a schtick and all the other fools who have their own schticks too all wanna stick together and believe they bring substance to this site. Yall don't!

[baseline bum]

No, there is no equating what happened with Duncan with any of our shit. We never had one in the case like you. It was over. I'd resigned myself to coming in here and eating shit.

You'll always be light 1.

How many are you all light because Magic liked it in the ass?

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You didn't have to do shit.



No it's because you have a schtick and all the other fools who have their own schticks too all wanna stick together and believe they bring substance to this site. Yall don't!

We've not liked one another from the get go. I accepted this and will continue in this manner.

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How many are you all light because Magic liked it in the ass?

That is subjective, bum. Yours was actually in the case and had to be retrieved on orders.

Wear it, you've no other choice. It's part & parcel of your being now.

[baseline bum]

That is subjective, bum. Yours was actually in the case and had to be retrieved on orders.

Wear it, you've no other choice. It's part & parcel of your being now.

Magic still had the one ring he gave away in 1984 not counting the AIDS

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Magic still had the one ring he gave away in 1984 not counting the AIDS

No, '84 was not in the case, not even close. Yours was in that case, locked tight and secure, snug as a bug in a fuckin' rug.

Christ, can't you just take it? Big fuckin' baby.

[baseline bum]

No, '84 was not in the case, not even close. Yours was in that case, locked tight and secure, snug as a bug in a fuckin' rug.

Christ, can't you just take it? Big fuckin' baby.

You have no room. Your own Magic bent over and gave it away, and look what he has to show for his disgusting actions.

[Biernutz]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/kobe/kobe9_zpsf3e1b1e5.jpg

[SpurSwag]

..has netted him:

-only 25k points through year 18:lmao
-all-time worst NBA finals TV ratings
-grand total of zero major sponsorship deals
-zero profit for the league
-the shit bag
-a divorce during the middle of his playoff run

And most importantly,
-a missed potential championship title changing shot in game 7

:lmao ya didn't think his style would come back to fuck him up the ass, when it mattered most, did ya now?

ya gotta believe me...

Explain how trolling a spurs forum every day of your sad life is a productive use of your time. Seriously, I would love to know how these fucking retarded ass posts and all of your shticks on this site, along with some of the other posters on here (several of whom are in this thread), make you feel good about yourself in any way. It'd be really cool to actually be able to talk about ball on this site, and not see all these pointless threads. Fucking disgrace man, get off this forum and do something productive with your time that isn't just shitting on a player that is loved nationwide (especially after 5) and has proven by all accounts to be a pretty good guy. Damn this site really fell the fuck off cuz of shit like this

[SpurSwag]

Fuck man, I check up on this site every once in a while and the quality of posts has plummeted. 9/10 posts seem like some dumb ass shtick that isn't even remotely funny anymore and just boils down to kobe>duncan or duncan>kobe.

[Medvedenko]

Fuck man, I check up on this site every once in a while and the quality of posts has plummeted. 9/10 posts seem like some dumb ass shtick that isn't even remotely funny anymore and just boils down to kobe>duncan or duncan>kobe.

I've been here for 10 years, and you're correct with that assessment. Boiled down that's the heart of Spurstalk.

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You have no room. Your own Magic bent over and gave it away, and look what he has to show for his disgusting actions.

Duncan bent over as well, bum. Cost you guys an NBA Title.

[Reck]

Has also netted him 16 years of back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back trips to the playoffs and a grand total of 2 MVPs, 3 finals MVP and 5 rangs.

Not too bad for someone who actually plays TEAM basketball eh?

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Has also netted him 16 years of back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back trips to the playoffs and a grand total of 2 MVPs, 3 finals MVP and 5 rangs.

Not too bad for someone who actually plays TEAM basketball eh?

And for somebody who lived a lie until Amy said she'd live it no more.

[Reck]

And for somebody who lived a lie until Amy said she'd live it no more.

Hell, that's when he thrived the most, cul.

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Hell, that's when he thrived the most, cul.

No, once she said she was going to tell, he dared her...she told and he forked over the goods, then went on to fail in the Finals. It obviously affected his play, Reck. If he'd a just believed her, he would still be in the closet with the door closed. Yes, he's still in there, but, the door is wide open, but, only those like us look in there. The rest of ya's just pass by and pretend the door is closed.

[Kool Bob Love]

No, once she said she was going to tell, he dared her...she told and he forked over the goods, then went on to fail in the Finals. It obviously affected his play, Reck. If he'd a just believed her, he would still be in the closet with the door closed. Yes, he's still in there, but, the door is wide open, but, only those like us look in there. The rest of ya's just pass by and pretend the door is closed.
http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/12/24/vanessa-macias.jpg?itok=8Vp2dFEQ

[Reck]

No, once she said she was going to tell, he dared her...she told and he forked over the goods, then went on to fail in the Finals. It obviously affected his play, Reck. If he'd a just believed her, he would still be in the closet with the door closed. Yes, he's still in there, but, the door is wide open, but, only those like us look in there. The rest of ya's just pass by and pretend the door is closed.

She threatened before the Finals though. Even before the playoffs started even. So I dont buy that he gave in.

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http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/12/24/vanessa-macias.jpg?itok=8Vp2dFEQ

She's a plant, Lovey. And you know it.

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She threatened before the Finals though. Even before the playoffs started even. So I dont buy that he gave in.

She shut up awful quick. One minute with the Enquirer. The next the judge makes a house call.

Reck, c'mon, dude.

[koriwhat]

We've not liked one another from the get go. I accepted this and will continue in this manner.

It's not that I hate or dislike you. I just find it lame that all you people that aren't spurs fans are on a spurs forum thinking we give a fuck about your team or any of you non-spurs fans. Get the fuck out of here!

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It's not that I hate or dislike you. I just find it lame that all you people that aren't spurs fans are on a spurs forum thinking we give a fuck about your team or any of you non-spurs fans. Get the fuck out of here!

& every time I get the fuck out I'm literally besieged by your people wanting me back. I'm not a hard hearted guy so I'm not going to just leave if I'm needed and obviously I'm needed.

[baseline bum]

Duncan bent over as well, bum. Cost you guys an NBA Title.

You have no room. Your own Magic bent over and gave it away, and look what he has to show for his disgusting actions.

[DPG21920]

& every time I get the fuck out I'm literally besieged by your people wanting me back. I'm not a hard hearted guy so I'm not going to just leave if I'm needed and obviously I'm needed.

You're lying. Auntie has access to your private messages and you're lying.

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You're lying. Auntie has access to your private messages and you're lying.

Perhaps not besieged, but, inundated for sure.

[DPG21920]

Damn you are a sad liar.

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Damn you are a sad liar.

Maybe not inundated, but, surely overwhelmed.

[Reck]

It's not that I hate or dislike you. I just find it lame that all you people that aren't spurs fans are on a spurs forum thinking we give a fuck about your team or any of you non-spurs fans. Get the fuck out of here!

Most spurfans are boring as shit.

I say this as a Spurs fan myself. I would not want this board to become Spurs fan only. That is why there are multiple sections here.

Go get yourself another calf tat, guy.

[~O~]

Wait a minute. This thread isn't about the Magic!

[unforeseen]

No, there is no equating what happened with Duncan with any of our shit. We never had one in the case like you. It was over. I'd resigned myself to coming in here and eating shit.

You'll always be light 1.

Bullshit. If you are in the big dance and fail to deliver, you are light onePERIOD

[spurraider21]

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/12/24/vanessa-macias.jpg?itok=8Vp2dFEQ


She's a plant, Lovey. And you know it.

0:25


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZmwqpa7eB8

[ezau]

As long as Duncan rings

[Splits]

How come Kirby never beat LeBron in a playoff series?

Duncan::: 2
Kirby::: 0

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How come Kirby never beat LeBron in a playoff series?

Duncan::: 2
Kirby::: 0

I'd be 3 if it weren't for Amy.

ha, ha.