Week 14 Game Thread Sponsored by the Cowboys' Annual December Meltdown

[manufan10]

Starts tonight, tbh. :depressed

[The Gemini Method]

Remember, remember, the month of December...

[The Gemini Method]

This thread sponsored by Haloti Ngata's 4 game suspension!

[Robz4000]

December Romo, get in here!

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

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[Silver&Black]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZLBqhJDfiKY/VFBrfbRQQlI/AAAAAAAAf4M/OQtgjeQTSnM/s1600/Brace%2Byourselves%2Bdecember%2Bis%2Bcoming.jpg

:lmao

[Chris]

Battle of the regular season QB's

Anxiously awaiting a monster game from Jay Cutler after scrubbing it up most of the season and having the team turn on him. Monster game from Brandon and Alshon with possibly a few more season ending injuries for our already depleted defense.

[lefty]

Gay Cutler vs Tony Homo

[Chris]

Why the fuck is Phil Simms doing the broadcast, FUCK!

[Robz4000]

The best time of the year is here!!!!!

[Malik Hairston]

Any chance there will be any defense played in this game, tbh?..I'm in a betting pool where I'm losing and I had to take a different bet than the 2 people ahead of me, teased the under..no confidence in the bet:lol..

[SupremeGuy]

The Cowboys aren't looking like shit today, not bad. I can't tell if the Cowboys decided to stop sucking dick or the Bears just really fucking suck?

[SupremeGuy]

If we could stop calling passing plays that take more than 3 seconds to develop, that'd be nice ok?

[lefty]

Wooooo

[SupremeGuy]

Fuck you Brandon Marshall

[SupremeGuy]

Fuck you Brandon MarshallWell now I feel like a dick.

[Chris]

Marshall is hurt...Why the fuck didn't we blitz on 4th and 7

[SupremeGuy]

Damn, Beasley won't be denied!

[SupremeGuy]

We better re-sign that little fucker this off-season. He's got potential.

[Spur-Addict]

LOL Forte with 6 carries. Bears suck

[spurraider21]

romo making plays

[SupremeGuy]

We better re-sign that little fucker this off-season. He's got potential.:hat

[Robz4000]

Guess we have to wait a week. Forgot how absolutely terrible the Bears are.

[Chris]

Escobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaar

[SupremeGuy]

The Bears make us look like fucking Superbowl contenders and shit. :lol

[Chris]

Randle Scandal :lol

[SupremeGuy]

Holy shit Randle! :wow How the fuck did you get arrested when you have those moves?

[unleashbaynes]

:lol just beasting on em. Now bring on the Eagles, they've actually managed to look like an NFL team at times this year.

[RD2191]

:wakeup

[Chris]

Can't remember the last time I've seen the special teams block an extra point

[SupremeGuy]

Damn, even special teams looking elite right now. :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Cowboys just beating who they're suppose to beat. :wakeup

[Chris]

Murray going in dry

[Chris]

wtf Murray :lol

[SupremeGuy]

Murray giveth and he taketh away...

[SupremeGuy]

Fuck you Rat, tbh. And screw you Jared Allen for going to Chicago instead of coming here...

[Chris]

Bryant throwing another temper tantrum :rolleyes

[SupremeGuy]

Dammit Dez, stop acting like a dumbass. smh

[Chris]

Here comes the collapse - Cardiac Cowboys

[SupremeGuy]

Fucking Cowboys... you assholes can never just make it easy for yourselves

[Chris]

buncha scrubs

[SupremeGuy]

Man, there are some ugly people in Chicago :lol

[Chris]

run the ball scrubs

[resistanze]

Chicago was dumb to try the onside after getting it down to 10

[SupremeGuy]

Why aren't we tripling Jeffery?

[blkroadrunners]

:cry gutless worms :cry

[resistanze]

lol Cutler

[SupremeGuy]

Scandy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Malik Hairston]

Cutler's so bad, yet he still got me 30.54 fantasy points:lol..

Win and I clinch a playoff spot, despite not having a full-time QB..

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao Geno Smith

[manufan10]

:lmao Geno Smith


:lol

Sometimes the comedy just writes itself.

[Spur-Addict]

:lol

Sometimes the comedy just writes itself.

The guy is a walking punch line :lol

[manufan10]

Hoyer is not responding well after being benched last week. His passes are nowhere near on target.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Hell yeah whooping NO ass!!

[Spur-Addict]

Percy Harvin sighting

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Lmao drew brees

lets make this 17-0

[Mal]

:lmao Saints

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Pelican78 you better hope we don't win this game I will shit talk you all week for that shit you spewed last game

[jeebus]

Geno Smith cementing his status as one of the top 5 QBs in the league.

[spurraider21]

hoyer picked in the red zone... might be seeing more Johnny today

[jeebus]

Hoyer :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

jaguars shitting on their draft slot :lol

[manufan10]

:lol Hoyer

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

17-0 baby

[SupremeGuy]

lol browns
lol hoyer
lol scared to play Johnny Football

and lol @ jeebus with the signature goods :lol

[Silver&Black]

Gonna be some suspensions after the NO vs. CAR game.....

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Oh shit full out brawl

[spurraider21]

jaguars shitting on their draft slot :lol
:cheer

[spurraider21]

:lmao Saints taking a load of cum in the ass

[manufan10]

541661183850213376

:lol

[manufan10]

Too bad DISH doesn't have NFLP... :depressed

Edit: Sunday Ticket or whatever it's called. :lol

[Mal]

:lmao Stupid nigga this Cam Newton.

[Silver&Black]

:cheer


jaguars shitting on their draft slot :lol

Don't count us out....

[manufan10]

Cleveland's defense came to play.

[FkLA]

Hoyer is such a scrub. :lol

[Mal]

jaguars shitting on their draft slot :lol

They need wins more than top 3 pick. They have OT, QB already drafted. They dont need top 3 talent.

[manufan10]

Cleveland's defense came to play.

[jeebus]

Hoyer da GAWD forcing that turnover. My nigga.

[jeebus]

Holy shit the skins suck.


I love it.

[AlexJones]

Holy fuck Drew Brees

[manufan10]

That was more of a helmet-to-helmet hit than a hit to a defenseless receiver on Andre Johnson.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

If we make the playoffs with 5 wins and host the Cowboys I'd be so happy lol

[01Snake]

Hoyer, LOL

[Silver&Black]

LOL Flacco

[01Snake]

LOL Flacco

LOL Kaepernick (quote for later today)

[01Snake]

http://www.indianapolismonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/09/SI-Cover-shot.jpeg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

April fools ^

[AlexJones]

:lol Joe Flaccid

[jeebus]

Det Washington O line is NOT SEC ready.

[Pelicans78]

Cam's only made one bad piece all game.

[FkLA]

Hoyer is such a great leader. Hes led us to 7-5. Hes 11-5 as a starter. :cry

[jeebus]

Cundiff :lmao

how is that faggot still in the league?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Lmao saints

[Raven]

browns trolling themselves...

[Silver&Black]

Damn...what's up with all the missed field goals and PATs today?

[FkLA]

Cundiff always reminds me of that little kid from the movie Artificial Intelligence. :lol

[Pelicans78]

Wow pathetic ending to the drive.

[FkLA]

browns trolling themselves...

Lets not ignore the elephant in the room. Your boy Hoyer is trash.

[jeebus]

Cundiff always reminds me of that little kid from the movie Artificial Intelligence. :lol
tbh that little kid turned into this walrus looking cuck.

http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/streams/2014/January/140110/2D11105456-140110-haley-joel-osment.jpg

[Raven]

Lets not ignore the elephant in the room. Your boy Hoyer is trash.

my boy? :lol

[Raven]

:monkey

[01Snake]

Jeebus with the Sixth Sense kid goods.

[FkLA]

tbh that little kid turned into this walrus looking cuck.

http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/streams/2014/January/140110/2D11105456-140110-haley-joel-osment.jpg

lol wtf


my boy? :lol

yea bro

[FkLA]

lmao hoyer

[Silver&Black]

Mike Evans trying to fuck up our pick......:bang

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

24-3

[Blizzardwizard]

That Lions player :lmao

[jeebus]

Based Hoyer :worthy::worthy::worthy:

[Silver&Black]

LOL Greg the Leg
LOL Legatron

2 missed FGs and 1 missed XP

[manufan10]

Hoyer was decent on that TD drive.

[Raven]

owwwww daaaaaaamn... colts lucky as fuck today

[Raven]

another huge break for the colts...

[FkLA]

8/17, 97 yds with an INT

but hes a winner :cry

[Raven]

cum getting beaten up :lmao

[Raven]

8/17, 97 yds with an INT

but hes a winner :cry

he didn't play any worse than brady during the first 4 games of the season. Honestly it's pretty pathetic that he is being questioned when his substitute is one of the lowest upside players ever to be drafted in the first round. I mean, none says hoyer is good or anything, but he is miles ahead of manziel and there is really no argument about it.

[Holden_Caulfield]

these no more commercials smh

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

31-3

[LkrFan]

Where's BRHORNET? :lol

[Spur-Addict]

There's Eli's mandatory 1 short bus play of the game. Met the quota

[jeebus]

Hoyer, shitting on his haters with his defense :worthy: :worthy:

[01Snake]

Luck not having much.

[SupremeGuy]

Defense saving Hoyer's job :lol

[manufan10]

:lol Luck

:lol Eli

[Raven]

and luck should have had at least another pick six :lol

[spurraider21]

Defense rallying around Hoyer's leadership
:tu

[Raven]

what a bs call

[mojorizen7]

Rams D is nasty these days

[FkLA]

:tu

lol smh

[Arcadian]

:lol steelers pass defense

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

38-3

[Spur-Addict]

Rams D is nasty these days

This division is ridiculous

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

This division is ridiculous
Ours too

[Pelicans78]

Worst performance in Brees/Payton era. Rock bottom.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Worst performance in Brees/Payton era. Rock bottom.
Can you eat some crow? cam is 13-3 in December. I think we can take the division

[Spur-Addict]

Ours too

:lol Nice win today

[leemajors]

Damn hilton

[Pelicans78]

Can you eat some crow? cam is 13-3 in December. I think we can take the division

Eat some crow for what? You disappeared after the Saints won in Charlotte.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Eat some crow for what? You disappeared after the Saints won in Charlotte.

Haha aight. Bout to be 45-3

[Pelicans78]

Haha aight. Bout to be 45-3

Falcons still have a half game lead on the Panthers.

[Malik Hairston]

Rams still have Arizona and Seattle on the schedule, great opportunity to play spoiler..I wouldn't want to play against them right now, tbh, that defense is scary..

[spurraider21]

:lmao Hoyer is fucking terrible... which is an indictment for Johnny as much as anything

[Arcadian]

:worthy: steelers offense

[manufan10]

:lol what a train wreck in DC... Going back to RG3.

[manufan10]

Defense keeps bailing Hoyer out.

[jeebus]

:wow:wow:wow Hoyer leading his defense to victory! :worthy:

[jeebus]

Going back to RG3.
:lol Knee isn't going to magically make the defense better or have the o line protect the QB/run game.

[Silver&Black]

:lol Tampa Bay
:lol NFC South
:lol Me

[SupremeGuy]

Defense saving Hoyer's job :lol:hat

[Malik Hairston]

If Cleveland loses, Hoyer has to get benched, right?..

Their defense has been completely dominant, yet they're only winning by 5 points:lol..

[Malik Hairston]

Reggie Wayne needs to retire, looks terrible..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Frizzle actually talking trash about that shit team
:lol Carolina Cum-Guzzlers doing nothing but messing up their draft position and remaining mediocre

[manufan10]

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[Malik Hairston]

:lol Trent Richardson sucking in every facet of football, per par..

[manufan10]

Reggie Wayne is killing the Colts. 3 dropped passes in this game. SMH Just had a huge drop that killed the Colts drive.

[Malik Hairston]

Dolphins are a QB away from being a playoff team, tbh:lol..too bad they won't be able to give up on Tannehill after winning 8-9 games..

[manufan10]

I don't think that was a catch in Cleveland. Pagano should have challenged that.

[Malik Hairston]

Crazy how difficult it is to find a good QB..so many teams have great running games/defenses, but are severely limited by their lack of vertical progress in the pass game..

Cleveland, St. Louis, Kansas City, San Fran(with current Kaepernick), Miami, Arizona(with Stanton), Cinci, Houston, Buffalo..

[Mal]

I am so stupid betting Jets on ML rather than taking 4,5

[Spur-Addict]

541697488886177792

WOW :wow

[Mal]

Holy fuck, that fg :lmao

[weebo]

NFL officiating is reaching NBA level offciating

[jeebus]

Luck the fumble faggot. Good thing he recovered.

[Spur-Addict]

Nice ending to this NYJ/Minn game

[Mal]

Fuck you Jets

[01Snake]

Terrible spot

[manufan10]

Thought that was a bad spot.

[mojorizen7]

:lol what a train wreck in DC... Going back to RG3.

McCoy got knocked from the game near the end after getting beat the fuck up all day. RGIII came in and got promptly sacked.

[Spur-Addict]

QB sneak?

[Silver&Black]

Does Rex Ryan remain the Jets head coach next year?

[Spur-Addict]

Cleveland heart break upcoming

[jeebus]

Fucking Johnny Clipboard tried to fire his defense up and, well, look at the result.

[Spur-Addict]

Does Rex Ryan remain the Jets head coach next year?

HC should be canned

[manufan10]

:lol Browns

[01Snake]

Hoyer going to march them down field for the win.







































LOL

[SupremeGuy]

lol hoyer
lol cleveland

[jeebus]

Now all they have to do is get within FG range so Cundiff can miss wide left.

[manufan10]

Does Rex Ryan remain the Jets head coach next year?

IIRC, there were reports saying that he would be fired at the end of the season.

[SupremeGuy]

541697488886177792He's inspiring his defense... :cry

[resistanze]

:lmao Hoyer is fucking terrible... which is an indictment for Johnny as much as anything

[Silver&Black]

Not that it really matters now...but why the fuck did Cleveland call a timeout after the 4th down conversion?

[manufan10]

Hoyer is gonna throw a pick.

[Spur-Addict]

Nice throw by Hoyer

[Malik Hairston]

Can't wait to see JFF next week, tbh..

[resistanze]

Gordon too embarrassed to get up

[weebo]

Gordon killed the Browns twice :lol

[jeebus]

:lol lazy nig tried to play the "I'm hurt :cry" game

[Raven]

holy fuck what a drop

[SupremeGuy]

I hope Johnny Football refuses to play for this Hoyer-loving coaching staff and they're all fired this off-season. :lol

[jeebus]

Hoyer :lol

[Silver&Black]

Hoyer is gonna throw a pick.

[manufan10]

Hoyer is gonna throw a pick.

:hat

[SupremeGuy]

lol thank you hoyer... please cleveland give him a huge extension :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So Hoyer has gone 3 straight games without a touchdown pass.

[Robz4000]

Fuck Kraep. Also, :lol Cleveland. Can't believe they used that timeout to help Indy.

[Clipper Nation]

In before Inbred becomes the next Leaf, while God (aka Hoyer) tears shit up on his next team.

[resistanze]

he should kill himself if he has any honor

[Malik Hairston]

What a terrible start for Kaepernick..if they lose to the Raiders, they belong in the NFC South..

[Silver&Black]

sebastian janikowski

:worthy:

[Mal]

Keapernick :lmao

[01Snake]

Kaep is unadulterated garbage.

[Raven]

let's watch sanchez throwing 5 picks

[jeebus]

let's watch sanchez throwing 5 super bowl winning touchdowns
fify

[Silver&Black]

LOL Kaepernick (quote for later today)

[jeebus]

:lol Cheattle

[RD2191]

Fuck

[Raven]

wtf managers :lol

[Robz4000]

jeebus, did you see that? Det dude Orton fell to the ground short of a first to give Denver a chance.

:cry so classy :cry

[jeebus]

jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786), did you see that? Det dude Orton fell to the ground short of a first to give Denver a chance.

:cry so classy :cry
Nope, didn't see it imo. Got carried away watching Based Sanchez

[spurraider21]

Fuck Kraep. Also, :lol Cleveland. Can't believe they used that timeout to help Indy.
:lol

[Malik Hairston]

Sanchez currently winning the battle of the game managers, tbh..

[01Snake]

http://www.thefablife.com/files/2013/04/INVINCIBLE.jpg

[Raven]

:lol statpad

[Malik Hairston]

Wow, Peyton with a hideous wobbler..smh..

[Silver&Black]

Joe Buck is the "Reggie Miller" of NFL Broadcasters....tbh.

[RD2191]

As a casual Cowboys fan, should I be rooting for the Hawks or Eagles? Tbh.

[JoeTait75]

Well, Pettine gave Hoyer enough rope to hang himself, and he did. They have to go to Manziel now, they really don't have a choice.

Really a shame. This was a great matchup for the Browns- a team that doesn't have a dominant DL and doesn't even try to run the ball- the defense responded brilliantly, and Hoyer pissed it away on a day when even average QB play would have won it.

Got to give respect to Andrew Luck. He struggled at times, but you can't keep the great ones down forever. He's a hell of a player.

[Silver&Black]

As a casual Cowboys fan, should I be rooting for the Hawks or Eagles? Tbh.

You should be rooting for the team that's not in your division....

[Robz4000]

As a casual Cowboys fan, should I be rooting for the Hawks or Eagles? Tbh.

Hawks winning in Philly makes the Dallas win in Seattle look much better. Plus, its the Eagles...

[BanditHiro]

As a casual Cowboys fan, should I be rooting for the Hawks or Eagles? Tbh.

Eagles. at this point the 5th seed is looking like a great position to be in the NFC. playing the NFC South winner is too good of an opportunity to not tank for and if the Cardinals stay as the first seed it makes it that much better assuming the 6th seed in knocked out in the first round.

[RD2191]

Hawks winning in Philly makes the Dallas win in Seattle look much better. Plus, its the Eagles...
Yeah, fuck the Eagles. But if the Hawks win they overtake the boys for the 6th seed. Guess I'm rooting for the Eagles.

[RD2191]

Eagles. at this point the 5th seed is looking like a great position to be in the NFC. playing the NFC South winner is too good of an opportunity to not tank for and if the Cardinals stay as the first seed it makes it that much better assuming the 6th seed in knocked out in the first round.
There we go. Makes sense.

[RD2191]

You should be rooting for the team that's not in your division....
I don't know what to say but I don't wanna be a dick so I'm replying to you.

[Robz4000]

Cards are missing the playoffs so their position is moot. The 5th seed is up for grabs between Seattle, Dallas, Detroit, and San Fran.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Eagles focused on stopping Lynch. Wilson's gotta step up and make some throws for a change

[Raven]

:lol most ridicolous flop ever in an nfl game :lol

[Malik Hairston]

:lol Manny Sanders with the nice flopping, tbh..

Obvious PI, though..

[Silver&Black]

Somebody needs to gif that Sanders bow..

[Silver&Black]

I don't know what to say but I don't wanna be a dick so I'm replying to you.

Is it impossible for Dallas to get the 2nd seed and a 1st round bye? I'm pretty sure it isn't. I understand the "wanting to play the NFC South" winner angle. But with Arizona falling....why wouldn't you want Dallas to win the NFC East and maybe get the first round bye?

You've got the tie-breaker against the Seahawks if it comes down to that. I would just think that the 1st round bye would be the most important thing....therefore you should be pulling for the Hawks.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Goodjob college ball

[jeebus]

Wow. Nice chimpout there

[RD2191]

Fuck, now I don't know who to root for.

[Silver&Black]

Donald Penn.....seriously?

[01Snake]

Niners, LOL

[TheCultOfPersonality]

David Carr outplaying Kaepernick so far.

[Robz4000]

Niners may just lose out. Kraep seriously needs to go.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Alex Smith too much for Arizona so far.

[01Snake]

Niners may just lose out. Kraep seriously needs to go.

Pitiful. Completely IDIOTIC giving him a big contract.

[AlexJones]

Pitiful. Completely IDIOTIC giving him a big contract.

It's structured fine though

[mojorizen7]

http://www.ramsondemand.com/attachments/untitled-186-jpg.4435/

[01Snake]

It's structured fine though

True.

Dude just needs to pull his head out of his ass, tbh

[FkLA]

Well, Pettine gave Hoyer enough rope to hang himself, and he did. They have to go to Manziel now, they really don't have a choice.

Really a shame. This was a great matchup for the Browns- a team that doesn't have a dominant DL and doesn't even try to run the ball- the defense responded brilliantly, and Hoyer pissed it away on a day when even average QB play would have won it.

Got to give respect to Andrew Luck. He struggled at times, but you can't keep the great ones down forever. He's a hell of a player.

:tu

I actually think the fact that it's Football has delayed it. If that's Bortles/Bridgewater/Carr or some other low key QB, the switch would've been made by now. Hoyer's play the last 4-5 games has been atrocious...to the point where even if Football isn't the answer you still make the change just to try something else. What's the word in Cleveland? Is the city calling for the QB change?

[01Snake]

Kaep with the delay of game yet again. Fucking idiot!

[Malik Hairston]

:tu

I actually think the fact that it's Football has delayed it. If that's Bortles/Bridgewater/Carr or some other low key QB, the switch would've been made by now. Hoyer's play the last 4-5 games has been atrocious...to the point where even if Football isn't the answer you still make the change just to try something else. What's the word in Cleveland? Is the city calling for the QB change?

As a Broncos fan, I saw this with Tebow, tbh..Orton was playing exactly the same way Hoyer is currently playing, horrible, erratic football that doesn't win games or electrify the team..

The problem is that the backup QB has a massive cult following, it's not just a football decision..there will be inevitable distraction and mass media hype..

[Robz4000]

:lmao Niners

[Mal]

:lmao Decliners

[JoeTait75]

What's the word in Cleveland? Is the city calling for the QB change?

Oh yeah, for a while now. Ever since the Atlanta game.

[Mal]

Fuckin Gabbert is backup to that fraud :lmao

[01Snake]

Watching this garbage, I don't blame Harbaugh if he decides to get the fuck out of SF.

[lefty]

Here comes Buck's muricanism

[FkLA]

Oh yeah, for a while now. Ever since the Atlanta game.

Well, hopefully we get him next week.


As a Broncos fan, I saw this with Tebow, tbh..Orton was playing exactly the same way Hoyer is currently playing, horrible, erratic football that doesn't win games or electrify the team..

The problem is that the backup QB has a massive cult following, it's not just a football decision..there will be inevitable distraction and mass media hype..

For sure, it's gonna be a media circus. Hoyer is giving them no other option though.