Homeless man steals ambulance to break into strip club

[Thebesteva]

He never made it though :'(

VIDEO inside link

http://abc7.com/news/video-homeleess-man-steals-ambulance-to-go-to-strip-club/422084/

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10428566_10152458655512452_3757593087533339532_n.j pg?oh=298a12ecf4d004574ab886ce2f29be58&oe=550104EA&__gda__=1427772254_dbc467b224f21fdb300b155fcd184b6 b

[LoneStarState'sPride]

:lol

[Flawless]

All he wanted was a ride to a strip club :depressed

[Thebesteva]

Is that coke on his face or jizz? DMC, you would know these things from personal experience, which one is it?

[Reck]

He was thirsty. As obvious as the picture shows.

[Thebesteva]

He was thirsty. As obvious as the picture shows.

Doctor, do you think we should go with crystalloids or colloids for this situation?