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MajicMan
08-30-2005, 11:35 AM
Before
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/eva_longoria/eva_longoria-hs_02.jpg http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/eva_longoria/eva_longoria-hs_01.jpg

After
http://www.wisteria.tv/imgs/longoria/35.jpg http://bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/images/eva_longoria.jpg

And Spurs fans have the audacity to call LA people fake.
MannyIsGod
08-30-2005, 11:36 AM
LA people are fake.
Spurminator
08-30-2005, 11:36 AM
Probably, but it's by no means extreme...

Frankly, I don't see the difference.
Shelly
08-30-2005, 11:38 AM
And what celebrity hasn't?

If you want to know what a celebrity really looks like, look at their kids. :lol
TOP-CHERRY
08-30-2005, 11:39 AM
Would you look at that... She would've looked not too pretty.
CavsSuperFan
08-30-2005, 11:45 AM
LA people are like Slinkies... They're really good for nothing... But
they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.... :smokin
TOP-CHERRY
08-30-2005, 11:46 AM
^ :lol

Nice simile
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 11:49 AM
Yeah what I'm saying is that if you're going to stereotype than you need to look at your own.

This bitch as another example
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/eldrunko247/jessica_simpson_changes2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/eldrunko247/jessica_simpson_changes.jpg
batman2883
08-30-2005, 11:52 AM
man who gives a shit, i would still screw the hell out of Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria(my g/f's cousin), and what other fine bitch Texas has produced. If you want to notice something notice how they all changed once they lived in California for so many years, nothing was right away they were pressured by your living standards to do so
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 11:53 AM
Jessica Alba is from Pamona, CA man an she is all natural
batman2883
08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
Jessica Alba was raised in Del Rio Texas
Jelly
08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
I think Jessica looked better before. Her new nose looks like it may have been broken. If that's plastic surgery, it's not very good work.

And I don't see much difference in the Eva pictures.
David Bowie
08-30-2005, 11:55 AM
I always thought that her nose looked like it had work done.
fraga
08-30-2005, 12:20 PM
She still looks the same to me...just older...
ObiwanGinobili
08-30-2005, 12:25 PM
:rolleyes


thats not a nose job.
thast called growing up and losing the last resifulaes of your childhood baby fat.
those are her HS pics where she's 17 or 18 right... and now she's 30???

uhm I havn't had a nose job but my face is definatly differnt now then it was in HS and i'm only 24.
ShoogarBear
08-30-2005, 12:34 PM
uhm I havn't had a nose job but my face is definatly differnt now then it was in HS and i'm only 24.
Did not we previously establish that "24" is "old as sheet"?
Extra Stout
08-30-2005, 12:38 PM
And Spurs fans have the audacity to call LA people fake.

Hey, genius, it doesn't matter where they're from originally, ALL people in Hollywood are "LA people." They weren't fake before they got to LA.
ObiwanGinobili
08-30-2005, 12:45 PM
Did not we previously establish that "24" is "old as sheet"?


yes, but that was in dog years beotch! :rolleyes
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 12:49 PM
Hey, genius, it doesn't matter where they're from originally, ALL people in Hollywood are "LA people." They weren't fake before they got to LA.

Right, they were bbq eating red necks before they came to LA. Ohhh the realness.
ShoogarBear
08-30-2005, 12:50 PM
yes, but that was in dog years beotch! :rolleyes
Don't make me bring out the J*ss*c* *lb* smack!
boutons
08-30-2005, 12:57 PM
Agreed, no rhinoplasty there. If she was going to get it fixed (it ain't broken), she would had more lightened up than in the yearbook pic.

I've always thought Eva's nose was kinda big, ie, natural, compared to what it could have been after surgery. Sorta like Sandra Bullock's nose.

In both their cases, there biggish noses just fit so well, nothing to be changed. PLEASE!

and, BLONDS SUCK!! :lol
Jimcs50
08-30-2005, 12:59 PM
I do not see a nose job at all. Her nose was fine before, so would she have gotten a nose job?
Shelly
08-30-2005, 01:01 PM
I think it's her eyebrows. When someone shapes or thins out their eyebrows, it makes a world of difference.
Mixability
08-30-2005, 01:12 PM
must suck to be a Lakers fan now....
and I thought I was bored!
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 01:21 PM
must suck to be a Lakers fan now....
and I thought I was bored!

Must be nice to be a bandwaggoning Spur fan gloating and basking in the leftovers the Lakers have left the Spurs.
mookie2001
08-30-2005, 01:21 PM
cosmetic surgery is for people that are going straight to hell


except breast implants
i love those fake titties
David Bowie
08-30-2005, 01:37 PM
Damn, 2004 Jessica Simpson is ugly (imo of course)
Shelly
08-30-2005, 01:40 PM
I think Jessica had her eyes done. She doesn't have the perfect little Hollywood nose.

She still looks like a tranny to me anyway.
Mixability
08-30-2005, 01:42 PM
Must be nice to be a bandwaggoning Spur fan gloating and basking in the leftovers the Lakers have left the Spurs.

hmm, I thought the Pistons took your "plate" away from you? :lol
batman2883
08-30-2005, 01:45 PM
Why cant Laker fans just give it up already they will never have a solid team again Phil Jackson is going to bear witness to his worst season ever as a coach this season. All they have is Kobe, now granted Kobe is a great player, he cant carry the whole team
boutons
08-30-2005, 01:48 PM
"her eyes done"

yep, looks like she had them opened up a bit. They were too far apart! :lol

her hawk-nose isn't the usual treatment, sorta unique, but it works a lot better than most other treatments.
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 01:51 PM
Why cant Laker fans just give it up already they will never have a solid team again Phil Jackson is going to bear witness to his worst season ever as a coach this season. All they have is Kobe, now granted Kobe is a great player, he cant carry the whole team

Is you home schooled is your momma teach you how ta read is you daddy a rancher :lol
batman2883
08-30-2005, 01:57 PM
Is you home schooled is your momma teach you how ta read is you daddy a rancher :lol


Okay i guess you really don't know how to spell correctly our form perfect sentences, i guess you guys are inbreeds like those in Arkansas
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
Okay i guess you really don't know how to spell correctly our form perfect sentences, i guess you guys are inbreeds like those in Arkansas

:lol :spin :blah :lol You just owned yourself.
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:02 PM
Is you home schooled is your momma teach you how ta read is you daddy a rancher :lol

oh God, this has to be a joke! I hope so, if not.... :depressed
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:03 PM
:lol :spin :blah :lol You just owned yourself.

i could at least understand what he was saying, as for you... :spin
batman2883
08-30-2005, 02:04 PM
:lol :spin :blah :lol You just owned yourself.

what in the sam hell you talking bout boy
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:05 PM
what in the sam hell you talking bout boy

i don't even think he knows :lol
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 02:05 PM
oh God, this has to be a joke! I hope so, if not.... :depressed

That was just sarcasm in response to Batman's lack of punctuation and poor grammar. He is so dumb he took it literally.
batman2883
08-30-2005, 02:07 PM
nah but all redneck country cliches aside, i know for a fact i wasn't raised on any damn ranch or country land, if anything i'm a big time city person. I can't stand cowboy boots or nut crunching jeans. I would never become a Lakers fan though they are too much of a piece of shit crowd to stay along with. On a serious note why follow the team that has no future, i mean you have a better chance rooting for the Warriors next season than the Lakers.
batman2883
08-30-2005, 02:07 PM
That was just sarcasm in response to Batman's lack of punctuation and poor grammar. He is so dumb he took it literally.


lol oh okay i took it literal when the hell is anyone going to understand i hardly take a damn thing serious up in this mug
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 02:09 PM
i don't even think he knows :lol

No, I do know and it's your lack of reading comprehension that confuses you. You wonder why people stereotype Texan's as rednecks? Hmmmm.
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:09 PM
That was just sarcasm in response to Batman's lack of punctuation and poor grammar. He is so dumb he took it literally.

note: sarcasm doesn't work too well on the internet :lol
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:14 PM
nah but all redneck country cliches aside, i know for a fact i wasn't raised on any damn ranch or country land, if anything i'm a big time city person. I can't stand cowboy boots or nut crunching jeans. I would never become a Lakers fan though they are too much of a piece of shit crowd to stay along with. On a serious note why follow the team that has no future, i mean you have a better chance rooting for the Warriors next season than the Lakers.

your opinion sounds too "bandwagon-ny" (i made that up) for my tastes. If this guy is backing up the Lakers, especially last and this year, then he's a true Lakers fan, not just a bandwagon fan.
batman2883
08-30-2005, 02:16 PM
nah its not that i would only follow a team when they are losing or winning, its just they talk too much shit for a team that sucks ass. I have been a die hard Spurs fan since i was a child. Through thick and thin but when we were losing i never talked shit about how we were still the shit, i gave credit where credit was due, these fuckers still think they are the best and have the right to talk mess when they didnt even make the playoffs last season
MajicMan
08-30-2005, 02:21 PM
nah its not that i would only follow a team when they are losing or winning, its just they talk too much shit for a team that sucks ass. I have been a die hard Spurs fan since i was a child. Through thick and thin but when we were losing i never talked shit about how we were still the shit, i gave credit where credit was due, these fuckers still think they are the best and have the right to talk mess when they didnt even make the playoffs last season

http://www.kapanlagi.com/p/kenny_chesney.jpg
http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/01234-COWBOY.jpg
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:23 PM
http://www.kapanlagi.com/p/kenny_chesney.jpg
http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/01234-COWBOY.jpg

at least fight back with some substance. :lol

make it a decent fight!
batman2883
08-30-2005, 02:23 PM
well if being from Texas makes me a cowboy, then fuck it ...yehaaw motherfucker....i am a hispanic from the damn city country life would fucking make me go nuts
Mixability
08-30-2005, 02:24 PM
to quote the thread title:
"Looks like MajicMan needs a brain transplant" :lol
Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
08-31-2005, 12:33 AM
Looks like Eva has had a nose job

Looks like Kobe has had a blowjob in Colorado, oh wait, nevermind...
Trainwreck2100
08-31-2005, 12:39 AM
http://www.mikebentley.com/bike/sparta/pics/tunn4.jpg
Horry For 3!
08-31-2005, 02:35 AM
http://www.mikebentley.com/bike/sparta/pics/tunn4.jpg
:lmao
NameDropper
08-31-2005, 06:22 AM
There are many rumors about Jessica Simpson having had plastic surgery but it was minor. Eva has not had her nose done from what I've heard but she's been "done" by quite a few men.
Problem is that for most celebrities it is becoming harder to prove that you didn't have plastic surgery because most people assume everyone has it done.
Shelly
08-31-2005, 08:06 AM
There are many rumors about Jessica Simpson having had plastic surgery but it was minor. Eva has not had her nose done from what I've heard but she's been "done" by quite a few men.
Problem is that for most celebrities it is becoming harder to prove that you didn't have plastic surgery because most people assume everyone has it done.


Like I said. Look at their kids and you'll know what they really look like.
batman2883
08-31-2005, 08:19 AM
Yeah just look at Bruce Willis and Demi Moores kids, they arent all winners thats for sure
The sone
08-31-2005, 10:26 AM
she looks like "the nanny" in the first one
Vashner
08-31-2005, 10:56 AM
There is no proof that picture is Eva... (the high school picture).
Mixability
08-31-2005, 12:29 PM
There is no proof that picture is Eva... (the high school picture).

I've seen it quite a few times already on a few websites and mags, so I'm pretty sure it is her and add in the fact that it looks like her.