J Love Hewitt...gag

[CosmicCowboy]

OK, she has always been a terrible actress but she always had two magnificent redeeming features...now? Holy Crap, she has totally let herself go to shit...I can understand baby weight but that was a year ago and you would think that an actress whose only talent is looking hot would figure out that she needs to get her fat ass in the gym...

She has totally ruined Criminal Minds...her acting is so bad it has thrown the rest of the casts timing and delivery off as well and ruined the show...runny mascara, an ass three feet wide and tits laying on your belly? seriously?

[Al Koholik]

Am I s'posed to imagine this shit? Where are the pitchers?

[SupremeGuy]

http://tomdouglas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/amy-bravehorse-beer-dinner-beer-pitchers1.jpg

Pitchers delivered.

[cantthinkofanything]

OK, she has always been a terrible actress but she always had two magnificent redeeming features...now? Holy Crap, she has totally let herself go to shit...I can understand baby weight but that was a year ago and you would think that an actress whose only talent is looking hot would figure out that she needs to get her fat ass in the gym...

She has totally ruined Criminal Minds...her acting is so bad it has thrown the rest of the casts timing and delivery off as well and ruined the show...runny mascara, an ass three feet wide and tits laying on your belly? seriously?

LOL. Ruining Criminal Minds.

[RD2191]

Would still bang.

[mrsmaalox]

Eh maybe she's just not vain enough to go the artificial route.

[lefty]

boobies...

[tlongII]

:ttiwwp

[JudynTX]

Criminal Minds is still on TV? :sleep:sleep

[cantthinkofanything]

Criminal Minds is still on TV? :sleep:sleep

LOL. Right. It's not nearly as good as say...Big Brother.

[Trill Clinton]

http://i.imgur.com/oqRsNJs.gif

[dirk4mvp]

http://i.imgur.com/oqRsNJs.gif

:lol :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

http://www.iontelevision.com/images/programs/cast/cm_prentiss_large.jpg

[mavsfan1000]

I'll still imagine her in Can't Hardly Wait.

[Spur-Addict]

http://i.imgur.com/oqRsNJs.gif

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

http://usatlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/gty-452324704.jpg?w=1000&h=1524

and this is a GOOD picture

[cantthinkofanything]

^ that's a terrible outfit that makes her look even fatter

[unleashbaynes]

i'll bet she's a boring lay.

[Koolaid_Man]

In her younger days she could wipe her ass with my tongue. But today I would make slow love to her mature ass. A nice slow poke.....nice big ass she has....she's sexy to me...

[Silver&Black]

http://i.imgur.com/oqRsNJs.gif

:lmao

[Trill Clinton]

she looks good fam. maybe her character is supposed to look tired and worn out?

from the photos i saw on a google search she looks good for having a child.

http://www.starsweightgain.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jennifer-love-hewitt-weight-gain.jpg

i'd gag on them nips n clit, word

[CavsSuperFan]

She has nice elbows, they are not pointy or anything…

[The Gemini Method]

She could be my ghost whisperer anytime!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

she looks good fam. maybe her character is supposed to look tired and worn out?

from the photos i saw on a google search she looks good for having a child.

http://www.starsweightgain.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jennifer-love-hewitt-weight-gain.jpg

i'd gag on them nips n clit, word

No doubt fam...I would let her smoother me with that big ass mom ass....laying all up under that in the winter time would be pure heaven. Total bliss.....good lawd don't get me started.

[unforeseen]

No doubt fam...I would let her smoother me with that big ass mom ass....laying all up under that in the winter time would be pure heaven. Total bliss.....good lawd don't get me started.

I thought you were into those runway models types. 5'10" 110lbs types.

[Buddy Mignon]

OK, she has always been a terrible actress but she always had two magnificent redeeming features...now? Holy Crap, she has totally let herself go to shit...I can understand baby weight but that was a year ago and you would think that an actress whose only talent is looking hot would figure out that she needs to get her fat ass in the gym...

She has totally ruined Criminal Minds...her acting is so bad it has thrown the rest of the casts timing and delivery off as well and ruined the show...runny mascara, an ass three feet wide and tits laying on your belly? seriously?


You're about 5 years too late. Most Hollywood chics lose it at some point. She had a good run and is definitely one of the nicest Hollywood girls I've met. Now that Nicole Eggart chic should be bull whipped for what she has done to herself.

[Buddy Mignon]

i'll bet she's a boring lay.


You'd lose.

[tlongII]

She's hideous.

[Buddy Mignon]

No doubt fam...I would let her smoother me with that big ass mom ass....laying all up under that in the winter time would be pure heaven. Total bliss.....good lawd don't get me started.


Kool... I met J-Love and Tia Carrere at a Laker game back in 1999 when we kicked the Spurs ass on X-Mas day. J-Love was fresh, and young... and Tia was in her prime sporting a full body Leopard skin get up. I have to say that as much as like Tia... J-Love stole the show that night. Shaq and Rice were money that night, but Kobe stole the show with that dunk towards the end of the game. Even way back then I remember thinking Jim was gay.

awFixv80gCM

[Wild Cobra]

OK, she has always been a terrible actress but she always had two magnificent redeeming features...now? Holy Crap, she has totally let herself go to shit...I can understand baby weight but that was a year ago and you would think that an actress whose only talent is looking hot would figure out that she needs to get her fat ass in the gym...

She has totally ruined Criminal Minds...her acting is so bad it has thrown the rest of the casts timing and delivery off as well and ruined the show...runny mascara, an ass three feet wide and tits laying on your belly? seriously?


Am I s'posed to imagine this shit? Where are the pitchers?

I agree.

Cosmic...

Do you have a stick where the sun doesn't shine today?

Trash talking Jennifer?

[DJR210]

I'd fuck

[Koolaid_Man]

I'd fuck

You got 8 STD's bitch of course you would

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool... I met J-Love and Tia Carrere at a Laker game back in 1999 when we kicked the Spurs ass on X-Mas day. J-Love was fresh, and young... and Tia was in her prime sporting a full body Leopard skin get up. I have to say that as much as like Tia... J-Love stole the show that night. Shaq and Rice were money that night, but Kobe stole the show with that dunk towards the end of the game. Even way back then I remember thinking Jim was gay.

awFixv80gCM

You lucky muthafucker! What I'd give to just catch her farts...

[benefactor]

Eh maybe she's just not vain enough to go the artificial route.
:tu

Would still bang.
:tu:tu

[Blake]

http://usatlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/gty-452324704.jpg?w=1000&h=1524

and this is a GOOD picture

Looks like Jennifer Love to Chewit. Hamirite

[boutons_deux]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nuta_CQvImI/TJB-4gsLZZI/AAAAAAAADNw/YZKddfFu8RI/s1600/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt,-Hollywood-Actress.jpg

[Fpoonsie]

J-Love is bae.

Toss this shit in the bushes. http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/camby.png

dap/undap, 1 star, neg rep pending

[Koolaid_Man]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nuta_CQvImI/TJB-4gsLZZI/AAAAAAAADNw/YZKddfFu8RI/s1600/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt,-Hollywood-Actress.jpg

Dont get me wrong i love my ebony queens,....but i also love me some white bitches....i cannot lie....that white pussy got me hooked....

[RGMCSE]

Dont get me wrong i love my ebony queens,....but i also love me some white bitches....i cannot lie....that white pussy got me hooked....

Of course it does. The fatter and nastier the better too amirite?

[Captain Kirk]

I'd still go Klingon on that ass

[Thread]

http://usatlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/gty-452324704.jpg?w=1000&h=1524

and this is a GOOD picture

Sweet Jesus. She should be beat with a stick.

[Strange Love]

You sound like a huge faggot OP.

[Buddy Mignon]

That photo was right acter dropping a cub.

[Koolaid_Man]

Of course it does. The fatter and nastier the better too amirite?

you got me, life, and bullshit all fucked up.....Kool will work with a ho if she has potential...and J . L Hewitt...man I don't care how fat she is...when I'm fcuking her I know what I'd be seeing....I know what she is....and that pussy underneath I bet is still pretty and slim as she used to be....

[Bigzax]

Jlh is my bitch. Get in line niggas. And fuck your opinion on this matter cowboy.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

LOL. Ruining Criminal Minds.

Boomers and their shitty crime shows.

[ashbeeigh]

She needs some spanx. In that red dress you can see where her bra starts/ends and her granny panties start/end. Get some spanxs and she'll look like she did in Can't Hardly Wait.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

http://usatlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/gty-452324704.jpg?w=1000&h=1524

and this is a GOOD picture
Jesus. Used to dream about boning her as a kid.
Tough to see her like this.....

[sook]

Criminal minds :lmao

Also, that other fat pic of her makes her still look super sexy. The one CC posted...not so much.

[ohmwrecker]

Never did see the big deal with her. She had a good body when she was young, but she looks like Snoopy in the face. She's pretty meh tbh.

[Thread]

Never did see the big deal with her. She had a good body when she was young, but she looks like Snoopy in the face. She's pretty meh tbh.

She had a way when she was young, that movie where the kids lock the parents in the basement was where she was at prime.

But, this, this picture with the blue pants and she has stains on the blouse for Christ sakes. It's awful.

[Spurminator]

It takes a lot of work to look that good. But age happens. She held up longer than most do.

[ohmwrecker]

She had a way when she was young, that movie where the kids lock the parents in the basement was where she was at prime.

But, this, this picture with the blue pants and she has stains on the blouse for Christ sakes. It's awful.

Not my cup of tea, Pappy. Now, Elisabeth Shue in Adventures In Babysitting?... that's more like it.

And, yeah... who let JLH out of the house like that? I hope somebody got fired.

[RD2191]

Not my cup of tea, Pappy. Now, Elisabeth Shue in Adventures In Babysitting?... that's more like it.

And, yeah... who let JLH out of the house like that? I hope somebody got fired.
Don't forget her in the karate kid. Or was she under age there? Pulling an avante here. Dat adventures opening scene though.

[ohmwrecker]

Don't forget her in the karate kid. Or was she under age there? Pulling an avante here. Dat adventures opening scene though.

:tu If she was older than you at the time of the movie, it doesn't count as pedo, Roberto.

[RD2191]

:tu If she was older than you at the time of the movie, it doesn't count as pedo, Roberto.
Still feels a bit wrong, imo. :lol

[Thread]

Don't forget her in the karate kid.

Oh, yeah, just white cotton panties under there with those knee socks.

[ohmwrecker]

Still feels a bit wrong, imo. :lol

She was 21 in KK, Roberto. You're good.

[mrsmaalox]

While I agree that black jumpsuit pic is not flattering at all, the worst part is that hairstyle.

[CosmicCowboy]

BTW, I get that baby weight is hard to lose. Props to her for taking time out for her personal life. However, that WAS a year ago. When you have zero acting talent and your entire career has been based on having a hot body she might want to find the time to get in the gym.

And yes, I understand that desperate males like Koolaid would still hit that fat ass, but you have to take into consideration they would hit Rosie O'Donnell and Melissa McCarthy too.

[Koolaid_Man]

BTW, I get that baby weight is hard to lose. Props to her for taking time out for her personal life. However, that WAS a year ago. When you have zero acting talent and your entire career has been based on having a hot body she might want to find the time to get in the gym.

And yes, I understand that desperate males like Koolaid would still hit that fat ass, but you have to take into consideration they would hit Rosie O'Donnell and Melissa McCarthy too.

at least I have a dick that's still useful....and you're wrong on Rosie btw

[Koolaid_Man]

She had a way when she was young, that movie where the kids lock the parents in the basement was where she was at prime.

But, this, this picture with the blue pants and she has stains on the blouse for Christ sakes. It's awful.

If you were stranded on an Island with her you wouldn't even notice

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao at Koolaid wanting to pork Melissa McCarthy.

:lmao at bang standards being "If I was stranded on a desert island with her".

[benefactor]

She had a way when she was young, that movie where the kids lock the parents in the basement was where she was at prime.

But, this, this picture with the blue pants and she has stains on the blouse for Christ sakes. It's awful.
...and if she dropped to her knees in front of you and unbuckled your belt, you would gladly allow her to attempt to revive your flaccid, lifeless member.

[DJR210]

...and if she dropped to her knees in front of you and unbuckled your belt, you would gladly allow her to attempt to revive your flaccid, lifeless member.

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

...and if she dropped to her knees in front of you and unbuckled your belt, you would gladly allow her to attempt to revive your flaccid, lifeless member.


why you fucking with my homie...your wife a porker?

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao at Koolaid wanting to pork Melissa McCarthy.

:lmao at bang standards being "If I was stranded on a desert island with her".

I would bang melissa in the winter...couldn't handle her in the summer as it would be too hot....

[Thread]

...and if she dropped to her knees in front of you and unbuckled your belt, you would gladly allow her to attempt to revive your flaccid, lifeless member.

Not until she removed those 2 spots on the blouse.

[JudynTX]

While I agree that black jumpsuit pic is not flattering at all, the worst part is that hairstyle.

No, the worst part are the pantyhose with those shoes. The fuck?

[Koolaid_Man]

No, the worst part are the pantyhose with those shoes. The fuck?

I love it when old women try to sound hip by using phrases like The Fuck. Lmao

[mrsmaalox]

No, the worst part are the pantyhose with those shoes. The fuck?

Haha I thought that first when I saw it yesterday, but I took out my contacts and made the pic real big and got real close up, and it didn't look like that to me anymore :lol But if it is, it definitely ups the frump value of her look!

[DMC]

You think she'd fuck a Pinoy? If not most here won't have a shot.

[Buddy Mignon]

You heffas on this site are in no position to be judges. I'll do the judging.