vs. Kings, sponsored by Kobe is on pace to take 70 shots.

[midnightpulp]

The Minus Man is already 2-8 and there's still 5 minutes left in the 1st :lol

The Circus is now open.

[Thread]

25-5-5

[DPG21920]

25-5-5

Lodge the proof. He's not averaging that.

[Thread]

Lodge the proof. He's not averaging that.

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

25-5-5

on 38%.

But you don't do percents, do you?

[DPG21920]

You're lying. Again.

[Thread]

on 38%.

But you don't do percents, do you?

No, I leave that to the peanut for a brain section.

[Thread]

You're lying. Again.

25-5-5

[djohn2oo8]

lol 3-10. Can't wait until the quotes after the game

[midnightpulp]

No, I leave that to the peanut for a brain section.

In my experience, peanut brains are typically bad at basic math. And basic math tells me that teams who shoot 38% don't win too many games.

You're just going to have to suffer that mark.

And would you look at that, The Minus Man leaves the game and the Lakers assume the lead.

[Clipper Nation]

25-5-5

3-10

[Thread]

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

3-12 and -14.

Average game from Kobe these days.

[Clipper Nation]

25-5-5

3-12

[Thread]

3-12

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

Easy little dunk got him up to 4-13. He'll probably feel good about the percentage going into half time.

-16 though :lol

The Minus Man, eh Cub?

[Clipper Nation]

25-5-5
4-13

[scanry]

25-5-5

Vietnam.

[Thread]

Vietnam.

LMAO!!!

[Thread]

4-13

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

25-5-5

on 38%...LMFAO!!!

[Thread]

on 38%...LMFAO!!!

25-5-5

[ElNono]

:lmao this nig is shameless... looking like Gino tonight

[midnightpulp]

5-16. Kirby's performing another one of his masterpieces.

[Thread]

5-16. Kirby's performing another one of his masterpieces.

25-5-5

[midnightpulp]

25-5-5

Ain't helping the Lakers win games, is it?

I blame the 38%

[scanry]

7-18.

[midnightpulp]

Keep chuckin, Kirb.

[midnightpulp]

9-22 isn't bad, though. An all-time great game for him by this years standards.

[Thread]

CHAR.............................................. ........GE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thread]

Ain't helping the Lakers win games, is it?

I blame the 38%

Yer mad and you can't even admit it.

[midnightpulp]

CHAR.............................................. ........GE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The line is all you have left, isn't it? :lol

[midnightpulp]

Yer mad and you can't even admit it.

Why? This is the worst season Kobe's ever had. He's embarrassing this year. The only reason he can manufacture The Line is because he shoots 25 times per game.

[Thread]

Why? This is the worst season Kobe's ever had. He's embarrassing this year. The only reason he can manufacture The Line is because he shoots 25 times per game.

And you're mad about it (25-5-5). You're just too immature to admit it.

[midnightpulp]

And you're mad about it (25-5-5). You're just too immature to admit it.

I'm mad you won't suffer the number you're purposely omitting.

Chickenshit, Cub.

[Thread]

I'm mad you won't suffer the number you're purposely omitting.

Chickenshit, Cub.

No, you're mad because he's at 25-5-5. You wanted him face ass down in the geraniums. Nothing short would sate you, or, your buds.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[midnightpulp]

No, you're mad because he's at 25-5-5. You wanted him face ass down in the geraniums. Nothing short would sate you, or, your buds.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

5-16 and 38% and not being able to move on defense tells me he's face down in the muck.

Just suffer it, Cub. Your hero is looking as limp as his own dick when 'Nessa tries to cuddle up to him.

[Thread]

5-16 and 38% and not being able to move on defense tells me he's face down in the muck.

Just suffer it, Cub. Your hero is looking as limp as his own dick when 'Nessa tries to cuddle up to him.

I don't have one earthly idea how my continued presence here is going to help you hone your skills. You're just like the rest of your buds:::you can never admit when you're wrong.

[spurraider21]

And you're mad about it (25-5-5). You're just too immature to admit it.
Actually, you're the one who's mad about 25-5-5... because it ain't got the same ring to it as 25-6-6 did, which you were pouting since he signed the deal

[midnightpulp]

I don't have one earthly idea how my continued presence here is going to help you hone your skills. You're just like the rest of your buds:::you can never admit when you're wrong.

You are half right, though. I do hate when he has a decent game, like tonight. :lol

I want him to keep under 40% for the year.

[Thread]

Actually, you're the one who's mad about 25-5-5... because it ain't got the same ring to it as 25-6-6 did, which you were pouting since he signed the deal

25-5-5 ain't for me, it's for you guys & for Media.

[Clipper Nation]

25-5-5 ain't for me, it's for you guys & for Media.

Media as always protected Kirby. Just like Daddy and MVPau, they've carried him to it, broke back belly draggin'.

[spursparker9]

lol Gay taking last shot

[Thread]

Media as always protected Kirby. Just like Daddy and MVPau, they've carried him to it, broke back belly draggin'.

Sure.

[unforeseen]

The pick belongs to Phoenix. :lol

[DPG21920]

Laker fans have to be the dumbest fan base in sports. Chanting MVP for a guy chucking & tanking. Makes you hate basketball

[Thread]

25-5-5...and a little surplus to tide him over when Pop gets his petty on Friday evening.

[Thread]

The pick belongs to Phoenix. :lol

We dodged the first, ended up being the 30th pick and a rockhead resisting arrest. Maybe we'll luck out here as well.

[midnightpulp]

Sure.

He's the most media protected star of all-time. They even put two in the back of poor Katie Faber's character by digging up past indiscretions. Those spunk stained panties got more coverage than JFK's assassination. And then they took a vow of silence on the Malone/Vanessa affair, which was hidden in the abyss of the ESPN back page.

You know this, Cub. Media loves that boy.

[Thread]

He's the most media protected star of all-time. They even put two in the back of poor Katie Faber's character by digging up past indiscretions. Those spunk stained panties got more coverage than JFK's assassination. And then they took a vow of silence on the Malone/Vanessa affair, which was hidden in the abyss of the ESPN back page.

You know this, Cub. Media loves that boy.

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

[Thread]

Laker fans have to be the dumbest fan base in sports. Chanting MVP for a guy chucking & tanking. Makes you hate basketball

I'll just bet it does.

[Clipper Nation]

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

You're deflecting again. Tsk, tsk.

Vanessa Bryant-Malone

[Thread]

You're deflecting again. Tsk, tsk.

Vanessa Bryant-Malone

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5
The Bag stays in Cali. The Pick stays in Arizona.

[Thread]

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

[Clipper Nation]

The Bag stays in Cali. The Pick stays in Arizona.

[Thread]

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

[Clipper Nation]

The Bag stays in Cali. The Pick stays in Arizona.

[scanry]

Chill the fuck down Dale. You're going get a stroke from all this bickering?

[midnightpulp]

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

The dynamic is you defend Kobe, I criticize.

Correct?

You want to me to start laying off the boy?

Nuh uh.

[Kool Bob Love]

cub running around without the truth to back him up. He knows it. We know it.

[sook]

NBA.com headline, "Kobe too much for Kings" :lmao

[Thread]

The dynamic is you defend Kobe, I criticize.

Correct?

You want to me to start laying off the boy?

Nuh uh.

Answer the question:::how the fuck does my presence here assist you in honing your skills?

[FlAVaK]

Laker fans have to be the dumbest fan base in sports. Chanting MVP for a guy chucking & tanking. Makes you hate basketball

They are probably reffering to the other meaning of MVP...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mvp&defid=4999578

[DPG21920]

They are probably reffering to the other meaning of MVP...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mvp&defid=4999578

:lol

[LakerHater]

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2538598/KOBE.0.gif