Once And For All: Michael Jordan Was Way Better Than Kobe BryantPERIOD

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http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/michael-jordan-kobe-bryant/

[spurraider21]

Kobe leads in bricks, coaches killed, teammates alienated

[Kool Bob Love]

Kobe leads in bricks, coaches killed, teammates alienated

And rapes.

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^You've nary room, your Neal raped as well.

[Venti Quattro]

Kobe leads in bricks, coaches killed, teammates alienated

Meanwhile, Jordan leads over Kobe in the total number of dads killed.


And rapes.

He also leads in acquittals while Jordan leads gambling-related suspensions.

[Thebesteva]

Is that a serious point or question? Kobe is like 10 notches below MJ

[scanry]

Everything played right into DK's hands tbh. He came at the peak of the Magic-Bird rivalry and went right at the Celtics. Stern milked the rivalry and had to contend with the Pistons for a couple of years before DK's rein. With the fundamentals and the sociopath nature, DK had no rivals.

Kobe on the other hand couldn't Daddy. And by the daddy left town, Duncan was alphaing his way to reg season mvps, finals mvps and championships. Sadly, the two rings Kobe won without daddy will not surpass him over Duncan.

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Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobes stats are the same as MJs....remember MJ didnt have to share the ball...Kobe did....

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe is also self made..he went through shit MJ could only dream of....coming in as a rookie and being frozen out and treated differently by your teammates at 18yrs old becsuse of jealously....those are mental disadvantages that Kobe had to overcome...that type of shit can always affect performance in your early yrs...

[mkurts]

Swaggy P is better than Kobe

Kobe needs to suck his cock and beg for forgiveness, being paid way more yet is only good at trash talk, bricking and raping

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^:rolleyes

[AlexJones]

We need DeadlyDynasty in here to regulate some niggas

[Henrik Sedin]

You guys are so fucking salty

[scanry]

^
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Fine, you cling to that. As long as Duncan > Kobe, i'll sleep like a baby.

[Franklin]

And the comparison only covers their performances from 21 to 34, which means it would've been a even bigger landslide if made concerning their overall careers since Kobe was no more than a role player during his first two years.

[Killakobe81]

@ OP yes, we know ...

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Fine, you cling to that. As long as Duncan > Kobe, i'll sleep like a baby.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

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Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[Mark in Austin]

Kobe is also self made..he went through shit MJ could only dream of....coming in as a rookie and being frozen out and treated differently by your teammates at 18yrs old becsuse of jealously....those are mental disadvantages that Kobe had to overcome...that type of shit can always affect performance in your early yrs...

And that folks, is called showing your ass. Jordan was also frozen out as a rookie. Shit MJ could only dream of? Please. The worst Kobe had to go through was Bruce Bowen and Raja Bell. If Kobe had to play the bad boy Pistons year after year in the hand check era he would have demanded to be traded to the other conference to get away from them.

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Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[unforeseen]

That is great and all but which is ringing and which one is shining shoes along wih you?

[ezau]

Two unselfish players. One killed his dad the other raped an ugly white girl. Next.

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That is great and all but which is ringing and which one is shining shoes along wih you?

28 of 'em.

[100%duncan]

@ OP yes, we know ...

[Jenks]

Better championship sidekick: Kobe or Pippen?

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Better championship sidekick: Kobe or Pippen?

Daddy. Without Kobe in Portland in '00 Daddy would still be lynched where they lynched Sterling.

Then Kobe set him free---Then hunted him down.

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ADDENDUM:::I caught Cowherd lamenting that '00 series this morning.

tee, hee.

He was in queue with all the other Media with hemp rope & a portable yard arm. They was gonna do Daddy dirt, damnable dirt. Uh, uh, Kobe grabbed some jacks, timbers, & Daddy. Then started back down.

Basically ruined Snapper Jones. He was never the same.

[Killakobe81]

ADDENDUM:::I caught Cowherd lamenting that '00 series this morning.

tee, hee.

He was in queue with all the other Media with hemp rope & a portable yard arm. They was gonna do Daddy dirt, damnable dirt. Uh, uh, Kobe grabbed some jacks, timbers, & Daddy. Then started back down.

Basically ruined Snapper Jones. He was never the same.

Always hated that prick. Loved Walton checking him on those NBC broadcasts ...what a freakin' homer.

[Stalin]

How can anyone listen to fucking Bill Walton, that clown was such an annoying pretentious buffoon.

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^That was the appeal for me anyway. I enjoy being aggravated.

[unforeseen]

^That was the appeal for me anyway. I enjoy being aggravated.

Then we will leave you to your own devices.

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Then we will leave you to your own devices.

Bend over. I'll show you one of my fuckin' own devices.

[spurraider21]

We need DeadlyDynasty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) in here to regulate some niggas
ballwasher doing ballwasher things

[AlexJones]

We need DD in here to regulate some niggas, imo.

[unforeseen]

Bend over. I'll show you one of my fuckin' own devices.

You mean Katie's sex toys. Ya limp fuck. :lol