Brought This MILF To The Verge Of Climax Tonight Without Sex

[Koolaid_Man]

Maalox would be proud.....

So she works at my MMA gym but massages as well....so I go over tonight (strictly professional capacity) thinking I needed to relax before the Lakers / Spurs game...she's a professional so no hanky panky....and I wasn't expecting any....we talk she's had a hard day....with parents flying in and drama and shit....She massaged me for 1 hr....it was nice...I contained my erection as best I could....then I told her for the 2nd hr I wanted to massage her since she was telling me about her hard day....so said that's ok but I asked a few more times and she said ok....I hop up and she heads out to change clothes. She come back with a sheet wrapped around her beautiful white naked mid - 20's looking body....She's about 35-40...I grab some body oil sitting on the side table...I wanted to fuck her so badly tonight but I maintained control....I started with her legs I spread them apart and could see that pretty pink pussy....but I worked her legs and then worked my way up to her back....man it was sensual all the way....

Next massaged her hands and fingers. ...and I tested the waters by kissing her hand...she giggled...and I was like ok....I gots this....next I focused on her back..laying my upper torso (chest) on her back so she could feel my nipples....lol...then I worked her scalp running my fingers through her blond hair....next I started to kiss her neck very slightly all the way down her back....she didn't make sound....so start kissing her ass and lightly touching her pussy with my hands....then I stopped and told her to turn over....

She turned over and I removed the towel she had covering her tits....I never touched her tits but worked around them...I got on top of the massage table to staddle her body to body letting her feel my manhood....she was smiling and I told her not to open her eyes...then I gently kissed her lips and got off her....I lightly rubbed her pussy as her legs were twitching....finally I told her to get up and get dressed....

as sat in the kitchen and talked...I asked her when was she gonna let me make love to her...and she smiled and said whenever you want....and I said ok...let's plan for tomorrow....so it's on fellas....I set this one up nicely....she was ready to cum on me tonight but I pulled back....Kool is a fucking playa...:toast

Nice win Kobe :lol

[Thebesteva]

Did your date look something like this?

http://pubpages.unh.edu/~jel/images/bonobo_mom_baby.jpg

[DJR210]

5K word essay for a fake Internet life

[Pauly D]

^ :lmao let's just pray it's copy pasta

Let's assume everything he says is true. Journaling about it (cause that's what this would really be) to other mostly anonymous readers cancels every bit of its coolness out. You're right back to square one, breh

[Strange Love]

Cuckingfunt done cucked you boy. :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Tonights the real test fellas....i set her up to really want me....it was fun...something different than just simple fucking....building anticipation.....and Besteva...her ass was white as the driven snow...lolollolol....

[DMC]

Ced spends more time on here than on any woman he's ever known.

[Oh, Gee!!]

Pics?

[manufan10]

Someone's been watching too much massage porn.

[Big Empty]

I hope i dont get banned for posting this but koolaid man sent me pics by mistake. I apologize to the mods please dont ban me. Sorry korihttp://thenatural54.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/kristy-love-breasts-600x450.jpg

[Thebesteva]

I didnt actually read what he posted. I really hope for his sake he has a decent sex life because if he doesnt, that makes him the saddest kent this side of Ferugosn

[Avante]

Kool

Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.

[Strange Love]

I didnt actually read what he posted. I really hope for his sake he has a decent sex life because if he doesnt, that makes him the saddest kent this side of Ferugosn

Kool should know his audience by now.

Any more than 2 sentences is TLDR material. :lol

[spurraider21]

:lol damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you

[Avante]

:lol damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you

What's even worst is an Avante leg humper telling you it's bad that Avante is ethering you.

[benefactor]

Kool

Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.
:lol...damn...murked, tbh.

[baseline bum]

Did your date look something like this?

http://pubpages.unh.edu/~jel/images/bonobo_mom_baby.jpg

Damn Ewing has not aged well.

[apalisoc_9]

Avanate is one of the better posters in the club tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty shit to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.

[Thebesteva]

:lol damn, you know its bad when Avante is ethering you

:lol How did I ever stop loving you? Armenian pride my nigga


Damn Ewing has not aged well.

Best poster on this forum imho next to ElNono. Rain or shine you always bring the goods and dont start unnecessary drama

[Avante]

We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty shit to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.

Kool

I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in real life.

A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.

[Strange Love]

We met for a couple of hrs today. She's fantastic in bed. I need to be careful though it was just good sex but she brought up her daughter one too many times for my comfort level....it sort of deflated me at the end of our discussion.....she did some real nasty shit to my balls....she snorted them...it was amazing...the suction from her nose on my balls.

Do you post this for yourself? Pretty sure no one reads these kind of posts.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool

I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in with life.

A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.

You're almost 70 Avante....you are dickless....not even a blowup doll would accept your shriveled up pecker.

[Thebesteva]

Kool

I really do hope you pop your cherry in 2015, good luck. I will tell you this, you are going to be a bit disappointed, your fantasy sex life will be hard to surpass in real life.

A little word of advice from a guy who has a real sex life......

If you are thinking about a repeat performance, make sure afterwards that you cuddle a little giving her a chance to yak yak yak and yak....ok? She'll love you for it.

:lmao Avante taking the gloves off

[Avante]

You're almost 70 Avante....you are dickless....not even a blowup doll would accept your shriveled up pecker.

When you graduate from blow up dolls we'll talk.

[Koolaid_Man]

When you graduate from blow up dolls we'll talk.

So how do you turn a woman on at your old age...your dick probably feels soft like roasted marshmallow in a pussy.....

[spurraider21]

avante and kool in this thread is like that 60 year old dad still capable of beating the shit out of his 25 year old son :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

avante and kool in this thread is like that 60 year old dad still capable of beating the shit out of his 25 year old son :lol


For real? Wow....i just wanna know how he can tell me about sex when his dick cant get hard...

[lefty]

Kool PM'ed me a pic of the MILF

And she's pretty hot

Sorry dudes, I won't show it to you

[Thebesteva]

Kool PM'ed me a pic of the MILF

And she's pretty hot

Sorry dudes, I won't show it to you

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8307/7840475550_f1dbd6bd08_b.jpg

[rogues]

Kool

Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.
:lol My fat overweight 4.3 running rapist nig Avante shitting on Ced..

[rogues]

Damn Ewing has not aged well.
:lol Admittedly, one of the funniest posts in your shitty 47,000+ post existence, tbh..

[Infinite_limit]

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/11/whitco.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Cedric basically being made Avante's bitch ITT... sad stuff, tbh.

[DJR210]

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/11/whitco.jpg

Dude, you're the Polish CTOA IMO


:lol Cedric basically being made Avante's bitch ITT... sad stuff, tbh.

Avante letting his saggy e-nuts drag all over fake internet life's face ITT

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol My fat overweight 4.3 running rapist nig Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) shitting on Ced..

:lol Ohh really....you just remember my friend...i KOOLTHEDEMAJA control what yall think..and how yall feel...24/7....Avante is my bitch...I control how he thinks with a few taps of my keyboard.....whether I'm a rich white guy named Kevin or a poor black African named Cedric....it's my party.

I'm the Kobe of this site...yall are my puppets....:hat

And Besteva he's the biggest most emotional buffoon on this site.....he has no idea what I'm doing to him....he truly is inbred....:lol

[Avante]

So how do you turn a woman on at your old age...your dick probably feels soft like roasted marshmallow in a pussy.....

At what point does it hit you that all of us here are used to sex, what never? Look at yourself Kool acting like a little kid over this, it makes you look totally immature and a bit retarded. You make it so obvious if a pussy was staring you right in your face you'd freak. Grow up Kool, your fantasies while wacking off are about as interesting as you are.

[Buddy Mignon]

At what point does it hit you that all of us here are used to sex, what never? Look at yourself Kool acting like a little kid over this, it makes you look totally immature and a bit retarded. You make it so obvious if a pussy was staring you right in your face you'd freak. Grow up Kool, your fantasies while wacking off are about as interesting as you are.


Speak for yourself, pal. You have some lames on this site that have never tasted pussy.

[Koolaid_Man]

At what point does it hit you that all of us here are used to sex, what never? Look at yourself Kool acting like a little kid over this, it makes you look totally immature and a bit retarded. You make it so obvious if a pussy was staring you right in your face you'd freak. Grow up Kool, your fantasies while wacking off are about as interesting as you are.


I'm the one pushing your buttons ;-)

Lol

[DJR210]

At what point does it hit you that all of us here are used to sex, what never? Look at yourself Kool acting like a little kid over this, it makes you look totally immature and a bit retarded. You make it so obvious if a pussy was staring you right in your face you'd freak. Grow up Kool, your fantasies while wacking off are about as interesting as you are.

:rollin

[Strange Love]

At what point does it hit you that all of us here are used to sex, what never? Look at yourself Kool acting like a little kid over this, it makes you look totally immature and a bit retarded. You make it so obvious if a pussy was staring you right in your face you'd freak. Grow up Kool, your fantasies while wacking off are about as interesting as you are.

Hold up, kool needs a TO!

http://i59.tinypic.com/2r7wydu.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

Hold up, kool needs a TO!

http://i59.tinypic.com/2r7wydu.gif

Lol...yall all some lame fuckers..lmao

[Biernutz]

This is the only way to make a woman climax without sex!

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/how-to-please-a-woman-with-only-3-12-inches-_zpsef253ac6.jpg

[Gummi Clutch]

damn never thought I'd see Avante own :lol

[Malik Hairston]

:lmao Avante the God climaxing all over Kool's face in this thread, tbh..

[apalisoc_9]

Avante taking a shit on kool's face...

[spurraider21]

^^this is just getting sad already :lol

[100%duncan]

Kool

Have you ever been 10 miles close to a climax? You appear in total awe of sex while everyone else just accepts it as how things are.

You're way too immature to know what real sex is like and it's obvious.

:lmao

[DJR210]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

the only thing funny about all this is the retards thinking Avante's lame quote is funny....or that I'm supposed to be offended at their laughing at it...like I said before all of you clowns are jokes to me....:lol this is the Koolaid show :hat

[benefactor]

:lol...just walk away Kool. You have no answer for Avante's repeated lobs to the post that result in authoritative finishes at the rim every time.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol...just walk away Kool. You have no answer for Avante's repeated lobs to the post that result in authoritative finishes at the rim every time.

walk away from what..:lol this is a classic reason why Laker fan is far more advanced that SA fan...this is just sad....are you guys really circle jerking over the lame comments by Avante.... that I actually call the shots on..you all are puppets....what am I missing here....

[Gummi Clutch]

walk away from what..:lol this is a classic reason why Laker fan is far more advanced that SA fan...this is just sad....are you guys really circle jerking over the lame comments by Avante.... that I actually call the shots on..you all are puppets....what am I missing here....Cut your losses already :lol

[Clipper Nation]

walk away from what..:lol this is a classic reason why Laker fan is far more advanced that SA fan...this is just sad....are you guys really circle jerking over the lame comments by Avante.... that I actually call the shots on..you all are puppets....what am I missing here....
Time to retire, Capri... there's no recovering from getting owned by the Old Faggot. It's not quite "lol" thread-level humiliation, but it's close.

[DJR210]

:lmao the Old Faggot going balls deep in fake internet life

:lmao fake internet life will be on ST at 5 in the morning on Christmas spamming up the board, because he's a rich, successful, young player with a 125k car

[DJR210]

:lmao fake Internet life changes his avatar and signature every couple of days because ST is all he's got

:lmao fake Internet life

[Koolaid_Man]

:rollin

You clowns are a riot...cut my losses from what? I find no offense in Avantes very unfunny and typical rants because I brag about stuff i actually do.....so I look at this as a bunch of hilarious circle jerking losers finding comedy at their own expense. For example DJR210 is so butt hurt he doesnt live as well as I do till he's bringing up yr old shit that Ive bragged about....all I have to do to crush you fellas is moderate a bet through Kori of this 125k car of mine and it would end all speculation....yall not on Kools level....I'm actually laughing at yall...;-)

Geez talk about lowering the bar of whats funny. Similiar to them 2nd rate titles in SA.

[DJR210]

Bro, nobody here is buying your bs explanations. People who are rich and successful tend to expand their horizons a little farther than staying logged in to a message board for the majority of every day, spamming shit dedicated to a basketball player who plays for a rival team.

[DJR210]

What model car is it anyway, FIL?

[Koolaid_Man]

Hmmm...maybe maybe not....lol. And i never said I was rich...i said when my parents die then I will be...pretty big difference...dont get mad because I dont fit the mold of what you see in most black people...hahaha....I make shrewd investments ok you Mexican loser..lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Ever heard of Ma...ma...Maserati ;-)

[DJR210]

:lol I'm sure you still live with your parents too. No way you could balance a full time career and a lavish lifestyle with all the time you spend here customizing your profile, writing up romance novels, and trying so hard to troll a Spurs fanbase in a mixed NBA forum.

What model car is it FIL?

[DJR210]

:lmao "Maserati"

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol I'm sure you still live with your parents too. No way you could balance a full time career and a lavish lifestyle with all the time you spend here customizing your profile, writing up romance novels, and trying so hard to troll a Spurs fanbase in a mixed NBA forum.

What model car is it FIL?

Dont u worry about me my illegal alien friend....i have people handling my account when I can't....so it isnt always Kool....but my protege tows the line quite nicely.

[DJR210]

I dont fit the mold of what you see in most black people

So are you a whitewashed black like Tim Duncan? Or are you a sandal wearing African with the leopard printed jumpsuit and matching hat?

[DJR210]

:lmao "I cont get jeegy to dees sheet"

[Raven]

damn thanks to CN for the heads up :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Silver&Black]

:worthy: Avante

[Cry Havoc]

Kool getting nuked. Holy shit this kind of thing usually only happens once a year on SpursTalk. :lmao First we have the sbm devolution to complete meltdown, now this. The popcorn has been plentiful at SpursTalk in 2014.

[ohmwrecker]

Wow. This thread escalated quickly. I thought it was going to be another Kool dud.

[DJR210]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

are you cucks done circle jerkign yet? :lol yall ready for Kool to give you the dirty dirty on how my lion prowess brought down this white gazelle :lol

[sook]

...at the hands of Avante?? :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Literally all Capri has is the "you're all circlejerking" card, and that still doesn't cancel out how thoroughly Avante humiliated him :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Literally all Capri has is the "you're all circlejerking" card, and that still doesn't cancel out how thoroughly Avante humiliated him :lol

I guess yall really are retarded ...I would have to feel humiliated in order to feel humiliation....Lol....@ you noodle dick circle jerkers....

[benefactor]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186723

:lol...you really need to stop outing yourself as a virgin.

[DJR210]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

A virgin in a Maserati

[Avante]

"Kool"

he dreams about pussy
pussy he'll never get
then he looks in the mirror
pops that zit

a sad little freak
weird as can be
always thinking about that pussy
as we all can see

a genuine cherry boy
a sad little shit
if he saw a real pussy
he wouldn't know
what to do with it

so he talks and talks
that's all the boy can do
it's real obvious
he never gets any
like me and you

[Franklin]

avante, I want some of your comments and feedback on my latest Lunar Goddess poem tbh

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242325&p=7730281#post7730281

[Koolaid_Man]

Yall ever had your balls snorted.....man yall dont know what you're missing....snorting the nasty spit and choking on all that shit running down my balls...makes yall jelly dont it...LOL

[Koolaid_Man]

"Kool"

he dreams about pussy
pussy he'll never get
then he looks in the mirror
pops that zit

a sad little freak
weird as can be
always thinking about that pussy
as we all can see

a genuine cherry boy
a sad little shit
if he saw a real pussy
he wouldn't know
what to do with it

so he talks and talks
that's all the boy can do
it's real obvious
he never gets any
like me and you


Umm...i think everyone wants me or is expecting me to lash out at you...:lol...please carry on....i like you Avante....now i want you to give me some advice on sex..tell me about your sexual appetite so i can add your moves to my playlist. Lol

[DJR210]

"Kool"

he dreams about pussy
pussy he'll never get
then he looks in the mirror
pops that zit

a sad little freak
weird as can be
always thinking about that pussy
as we all can see

a genuine cherry boy
a sad little shit
if he saw a real pussy
he wouldn't know
what to do with it

so he talks and talks
that's all the boy can do
it's real obvious
he never gets any
like me and you

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Dont u worry about me my illegal alien friend....i have people handling my account when I can't....so it isnt always Kool....but my protege tows the line quite nicely.THE MASONING

[unleashbaynes]

Avante holy shit you murdered this little boy :wow

[Trill Clinton]

where is the ether? y'all do realize avante has typed that same story several times before and a poem similar to the one posted in here and its never gotten this type of response before.

[Trill Clinton]

oh nvmmd. read through the thread, y'all are trolling.

[unleashbaynes]

so not only is he a virgin, he's a virgin who plagiarizes from avante of all people? that sounds like someone that definitely has a lot going for them.

[ohmwrecker]

where is the ether? y'all do realize avante has typed that same story several times before and a poem similar to the one posted in here and its never gotten this type of response before.

The "ether" is in your boy's reaction. Avante got the help from the Greek chorus for sure... It's not like it's that hard to slap down Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

where is the ether? y'all do realize avante has typed that same story several times before and a poem similar to the one posted in here and its never gotten this type of response before.

These cucks and eternal masterbaters always looking for lame shit to laugh at....Avante posts the same shit over and over and they finally decide to pencil dick circle jerk...I'm just sitting back sipping my Frappuccino and lmao....they actually foolishly think I'm bothered by it....lol just unbelievable. ..lol

[Koolaid_Man]

oh nvmmd. read through the thread, y'all are trolling.

Let them have their moment Trill.....lol let them eat cake. ...either way I'm gonna force the gayness outta them...they're gonna hear my stories whether they want to or not....only homo dudes frown upon red blooded American pussy nonfiction.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Kool you are the Dan Bilzerian of Spurstalk.

[Koolaid_Man]

Who dat....i assume he's a cool ass dude

[spurraider21]

Who dat....i assume he's a cool ass dude
coolest armenian dude on the planet

[TheSanityAnnex]

Who dat....i assume he's a cool ass dude
Money, cars, girls, guns. Bilzerian's got it all and basically flaunts his life on Instagram.

[Koolaid_Man]

Money, cars, girls, guns. Bilzerian's got it all and basically flaunts his life on Instagram.

don't you have same things? the one thing I'm not sure I have is love....

[Clipper Nation]

where is the ether? y'all do realize avante has typed that same story several times before and a poem similar to the one posted in here and its never gotten this type of response before.

Avante was actually funny for once in his life, basically the blind squirrel finding a nut. And Capri basically had no comeback other than :cry "you're all circlejerking!" :cry

Certified ether.

http://i.imgur.com/deRtZwY.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

These cucks and eternal masterbaters always looking for lame shit to laugh at....Avante posts the same shit over and over and they finally decide to pencil dick circle jerk...I'm just sitting back sipping my Frappuccino and lmao....they actually foolishly think I'm bothered by it....lol just unbelievable. ..lol

Protip: if you have to keep repeating that you're not bothered, you are actually extremely butthurt.

[Koolaid_Man]

^ in yo dreams bell boy :lol

[midnightpulp]

These cucks and eternal masterbaters always looking for lame shit to laugh at....Avante posts the same shit over and over and they finally decide to pencil dick circle jerk...I'm just sitting back sipping my Frappuccino and lmao....they actually foolishly think I'm bothered by it....lol just unbelievable. ..lol

lol

So Avante is right, you never seen nor felt pussy?

[spurraider21]

lol

So Avante is right, you never seen nor felt pussy?
http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dead.png

[DJR210]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

A virgin in a Maserati

:rollin :rollin :rollin :lol :rollin :rollin :rollin

[DJR210]

Bump

Merry Xmas fake Internet life

:rollin :rollin :rollin