View Full Version : Which Two Ladies Would Be Your Dream 2 Girl Birthday Sex Fantasy
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 03:51 PM
I'm solidly in the J-Lo / Paula Patterson camp..what a doubles sex fantasy that would be..OMG....getting a boner just thinking about it....no two sexier women alive....tbh :toast
Silver&Black
12-19-2014, 03:53 PM
Avante
Avante
12-19-2014, 04:16 PM
Life without some Latimore, ouch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4vRVCqCNqI
The Gemini Method
12-19-2014, 04:17 PM
Katy Perry and Shakira a boring fuck? tig ol bitties and these hips don't lie? You sure you black, cuz? Aint gonna lie...threesome birthday love would be awesome with any of the listed.
RD2191
12-19-2014, 04:25 PM
Katy and Shakira and it ain't even close.
Trill Clinton
12-19-2014, 04:33 PM
rihanna and beyonce, easy.
http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/freeknu_zpsrxl2px33.gif (http://s745.photobucket.com/user/MABOcho/media/freeknu_zpsrxl2px33.gif.html)
Trill Clinton
12-19-2014, 04:34 PM
Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483)
no homo
tlongII
12-19-2014, 05:14 PM
I'll go Rihanna and kick Beyonce' to the curb.
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 05:35 PM
Katy and Shakira and it ain't even close.
Katy Perry and Shakira a boring fuck? tig ol bitties and these hips don't lie? You sure you black, cuz? Aint gonna lie...threesome birthday love would be awesome with any of the listed.
I will say this....I just think Katy would be lame in bed based on Russell Brand's feedback....and Shakira just seems lame....in bed for some odd reason....she's fine as fuck but something feels like it wouldn't translate into great fucking with her.....maybe it's her appearances on the Voice :lol
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 05:37 PM
I'll go Rihanna and kick Beyonce' to the curb.
rihanna and beyonce, easy.
Rihanna seems like she would rock my world....I mean I'd love to see what she tastes like.....I'm not so sure about Beyonce....I will say this Lady Gaga is ugly to me but I would fuck her over Beyonce...I know it sounds crazy but I love the nasty way Gaga talk about sex...I mean she'd be like a nasty whore....a porn star....
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 05:42 PM
My bad I misspelled Paula Patton's name.....but whoever chose her along with me....have impeccable taste....a menege-a-trois with these two would be the most beautiful thing life could ever offer.....to be honest....they're just brutally beautiful....I can't even imagine one sitting on my face while the other is riding me Asian cowgirl style....dayum....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/paula_zps2e1b384f.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/JLo_zps18fdda4f.jpg[/URL]
DJR210
12-19-2014, 05:49 PM
Fuck any fantasy b-day sex list that doesn't include Belladonna IMO.
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 05:51 PM
Fuck any fantasy b-day sex list that doesn't include Belladonna IMO.
the one who admitted she has STD's? Don't you have enough with your 8 :lol...but yeah I'd hit it anyway just wrap it up :lol and put some coco butter around my thighs for extra protection
Trill Clinton
12-19-2014, 05:54 PM
the one who admitted she has STD's? Don't you have enough with your 8 :lol...but yeah I'd hit it anyway just wrap it up :lol and put some coco butter around my thighs for extra protection
:lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zHcEdcPYg8
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 05:57 PM
:lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zHcEdcPYg8
Trill I would still hit that...not gonna lie...I would just make sure I'm strapped very well....no one I mean no one eats ass better than Belladonna....I mean it really is an art form for her....Lebomb ain't got nothing on this chic :lol
Trill Clinton
12-19-2014, 06:08 PM
you nasty as fuck lol. yea she does suck dick with the best of em but i am not, will not let that bitch nowhere near my piece, word.
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 06:11 PM
you nasty as fuck lol. yea she does suck dick with the best of em but i am not, will not let that bitch nowhere near my piece, word.
I hear ya....but as long as I'm not eating her out..I figure I'm safe if I strap up.....I fucking hope so....:lol
Buddy Mignon
12-19-2014, 07:00 PM
Give me an 8-ball, a fifth of Tequila, and Paula and J-Lo. I'm going in raw, too.
Koolaid_Man
12-19-2014, 07:21 PM
I'm with you bro...I'd be trynna cum inside that. ..maybe even get them pregnant so I could be a stay at home dad....and fuck it...if they gave me an STD it would be an STD well earned....lol
Buddy Mignon
12-19-2014, 07:22 PM
I'm with you bro...I'd be trynna cum inside that. ..maybe even get them pregnant so I could be a stay at home dad....and fuck it...if they gave me an STD it would be an STD well earned....lol
J-Lo riding and Paula sitting on the face... I'm going all night.
DJR210
12-19-2014, 07:23 PM
the one who admitted she has STD's? Don't you have enough with your 8 :lol...but yeah I'd hit it anyway just wrap it up :lol and put some coco butter around my thighs for extra protection
She's too experienced for you. Lose your virginity and get schooled on more game from Avante before you try and fuck with a pro.
Franklin
12-19-2014, 07:58 PM
Scarlett and my lunar goddess, tbh.
xellos88330
12-20-2014, 12:13 AM
Katy and Shakira. No contest.
Besides, there is no such thing as boring sex if you are doing it right.
Thread
12-20-2014, 06:21 AM
Lee Remick & Yvonne Craig (circa 1960)
Big Empty
12-20-2014, 06:24 AM
Mila kunis and the chinks chick from walking dead
Thread
12-20-2014, 06:41 AM
Kay Parker & Abigail Clayton (circa 1975)
RsxPiimp
12-20-2014, 06:59 AM
Prime Heidi Klum was the shit
djohn2oo8
12-20-2014, 11:01 AM
Rihanna is busted up.
Infinite_limit
12-20-2014, 03:51 PM
http://i0.wp.com/img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Chinese-Mans-Life-with-Beautiful-Ukrainian-Wife-Envied-09-600x1065.jpg
SupremeGuy
12-20-2014, 05:41 PM
http://i0.wp.com/img.chinasmack.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Chinese-Mans-Life-with-Beautiful-Ukrainian-Wife-Envied-09-600x1065.jpgMore?
TDMVPDPOY
12-20-2014, 07:10 PM
ariana marie and remy lacroix
kobe4life
12-20-2014, 09:19 PM
Very easy I would go with prime Roseanne and Monique. Two of the hottest women ever.
cd021
12-21-2014, 04:53 AM
Katy and Shakira and it ain't even close.
:tu
case closed
Venti Quattro
12-21-2014, 06:35 AM
Kate Upton and J-Law
spurraider21
12-21-2014, 07:24 AM
Kate Upton and J-Lo seems solid
HI-FI
12-22-2014, 03:15 AM
ariana marie and remy lacroix
great call son. i'm not too knowledgeable on new age pornstars but I've checked lacroix's stuff, i thought about adding her gifs as well.
i gotta go vintage and go with my all time favorites porn wise, Rachel Ashley and Candida Royalle. Fuck if only the two of them ever did a scene together, Ashley's career took off with Every Woman has a Fantasy (that opening scene and ass shot :wow) when Royalle was becoming more of a director.
Perhaps for pure raunchiness and kike buttfuckery, I'd go with Nina Hartley and Janey Robbins, they'd be the runner ups.
Venti Quattro
12-22-2014, 05:40 AM
Rihanna is busted up.
She is fucking ugly
:lmao women pretending that she is beautiful just because she can sing and she has money
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 08:36 AM
ok.....here's a tough one...
Anna Paquin and Kristen Bell vs Elisha Cuthbert and Mila Kunis....this one is so hard I cannot even pick......I think at the end if day I'd go with Anna and Kristen....OMG....now that I think about it...that would have to be the hottest the two girl show ever....Anna has an ass to die for....and she's on record as already being bi-sexual.....and Kristin would just make some good loving...dam nothing like fantasizing about women you can't have...
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 08:49 AM
She is fucking ugly
:lmao women pretending that she is beautiful just because she can sing and she has money
Rihanna is an exotic debutante...a pure blend of tasty Mocha...she would kill it in bed....you're crazy if you think she's ugly....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/rere_zps668df00c.jpg
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 08:58 AM
:lmao still laughing over Kool horndogging over Melissa McCarthy.
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 09:16 AM
I would bang melissa in the winter...couldn't handle her in the summer as it would be too hot....
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 09:56 AM
Won't u stop playing so much...fucker
mrsmaalox
12-22-2014, 10:02 AM
She is fucking ugly
:lmao women pretending that she is beautiful just because she can sing and she has money
You think it's women who do that?! Did a woman include her in this poll?
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 10:20 AM
You think it's women who do that?! Did a woman include her in this poll?
I hope like hell you're not in the "I think Rihanna is ugly camp".
The girl fucking gorgeous. ...
Trill Clinton
12-22-2014, 10:53 AM
uma thurman is the ugly duckling out of all those women, but even she has her supporters.
katy perry has some nice tits but she is lacking in the facial department.
http://image.thehothits.com/400x300/katy_perry_ugly_twitter_pic_100111_400x300.jpg
thank god for makeup. but yea, i'd still bless her with the pipe after a few glasses of d'usse
Trill Clinton
12-22-2014, 11:03 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c1OC5foN4dY/UvZcAhofZVI/AAAAAAAADc4/xVUSSjn2A3o/s1600/Katy+Perry+Singer+Pop+Star+No+Make+Up+Bad+Skin+Bor ing+Ugly+Hair+Eyes+Lips+Acne+Mess.jpg
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 11:17 AM
Rihanna is an exotic debutante...a pure blend of tasty Mocha...she would kill it in bed....you're crazy if you think she's ugly....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/rere_zps668df00c.jpg
Why does she need so much paint on her face?
mrsmaalox
12-22-2014, 11:24 AM
I hope like hell you're not in the "I think Rihanna is ugly camp".
The girl fucking gorgeous. ...
I don't think she's ugly at all. But I also don't find girls with the "cute baby animal" features to be extremely attractive.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 11:27 AM
Why does she need so much paint on her face?
Are we talking all of Hollywood? Which is the case....get lost loser.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 11:29 AM
I don't think she's ugly at all. But I also don't find girls with the "cute baby animal" features to be extremely attractive.
Explain yourself. ....is this coded language because she's black...what exactly are cute baby animal features.
I. Hustle
12-22-2014, 11:30 AM
Rhianna looks like she could be Sam Cassell's daughter. Bitch is UGLY.
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 11:32 AM
ok.....here's a tough one...
Anna Paquin and Kristen Bell vs Elisha Cuthbert and Mila Kunis....this one is so hard I cannot even pick......I think at the end if day I'd go with Anna and Kristen....OMG....now that I think about it...that would have to be the hottest the two girl show ever....Anna has an ass to die for....and she's on record as already being bi-sexual.....and Kristin would just make some good loving...dam nothing like fantasizing about women you can't have...
How about Kristen Bell and Laura Vandervoort?
http://www.allcelebrityhairstyles.com/laura-vandervoort/laura-vandervoort-hairstyles.jpg
Buddy Mignon
12-22-2014, 11:33 AM
I don't think she's ugly at all. But I also don't find girls with the "cute baby animal" features to be extremely attractive.
This is waaaaaaaaay beyond funny coming from a cougar.:lol
mrsmaalox
12-22-2014, 11:35 AM
Explain yourself. ....is this coded language because she's black...what exactly are cute baby animal features.
No it's not because she's black :lol She just looks like a cute baby animal (squirrel or kitten or doe or something) to me.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 11:48 AM
How about Kristen Bell and Laura Vandervoort?
http://www.allcelebrityhairstyles.com/laura-vandervoort/laura-vandervoort-hairstyles.jpg
Laura looks odd....maybe even Trannyish to some degree. ..would need to see a better pic than the one you posted. ..
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 03:07 PM
Laura looks odd....maybe even Trannyish to some degree. ..would need to see a better pic than the one you posted. ..
LOL...
Maybe since she played Superman's cousin, she's too much for you.
She was in March 2014 Maxim:
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/laura-vandervoort-maxim-magazine-march-2014-issue_3.jpg
As Kara Zor-El:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzbvg1tRX1r4z7iso1_1280.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 03:11 PM
LOL...
Maybe since she played Superman's cousin, she's too much for you.
She was in March 2014 Maxim:
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/laura-vandervoort-maxim-magazine-march-2014-issue_3.jpg
As Kara Zor-El:
Sorry but Rhianna looks better....just remove the make from Laura she's avg at best almost has a slight pumpkin face....not all that impressed tbh
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 03:37 PM
Sorry but Rhianna looks better....just remove the make from Laura she's avg at best almost has a slight pumpkin face....not all that impressed tbh
We differ in opinion. Especially since Rianna needs so much foundation and paint on her face.
I found a YouTube for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUKCp6foTsY
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 03:57 PM
We differ in opinion. Especially since Rianna needs so much foundation and paint on her
This is more than a difference of opinion. You're an old country boy who hasn't been exposed to beautiful women of all races. ..I'm way more qualified than you are despite the age difference. ..Ive been with way finer ho's than you can ever get..so this is about me being right and you bring wrong....
Let me ask have you ever been to Europe ....likely not..I have and I've seen all manner of hot women. ...I'm right you're wrong end of fucking story
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:12 PM
he just likes her because she can take a punch.
http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rihanna-after-Chris-Brown-beat-her-in-2009.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 04:24 PM
^ you're a disgusting pig....just like her abuser.....and just like OJ....people like you are mentally diseased losers. ..
Trill Clinton
12-22-2014, 04:41 PM
Wow...so now cc is making fun of victims of domestic violence. You are morally bankrupt. I feel sorry for the women in your family.
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:42 PM
:lmao
You aren't fooling anyone you Mike Tyson wannabe.
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:43 PM
I'm not making fun of Rhianna, I'm ridiculing you.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 04:44 PM
I'm not making fun of Rhianna, I'm ridiculing you.
Spin it however you like David Duke wannabe
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:45 PM
Spin it however you like David Duke wannabe
No problem HOLMES [sic]
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:47 PM
BTW, your avatar is pretty creepy, stalker boy.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 04:50 PM
BTW, your avatar is pretty creepy, stalker boy.
Only to a fag...:toast
Maalox has no issue with it in fact she's flattered by it....ok old fag man
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 04:51 PM
This is more than a difference of opinion. You're an old country boy who hasn't been exposed to beautiful women of all races.
Not true.
I was raised within the city limits. I was just born on a farm. I have been with several beautiful women during my life.
I'm way more qualified than you are despite the age difference. ..Ive been with way finer ho's than you can ever get..so this is about me being right and you bring wrong....
I'm not surprised you believe that since you live in fantasy land.
Oh...
I've never been with a whore. I imagine that's all that you can get.
Let me ask have you ever been to Europe ....likely not..I have and I've seen all manner of hot women. ...I'm right you're wrong end of fucking story
I lived in Europe for sex years...
Ooops...
I mean six years.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 04:53 PM
Not true.
I was raised within the city limits. I was just born on a farm. I have been with several beautiful women during my life.
I'm not surprised you believe that since you live in fantasy land.
Oh...
I've never been with a whore. I imagine that's all that you can get.
I lived in Europe for sex years...
Ooops...
I mean six years.
The only fucking thing your retarded ass ain't lying about is being raised on a farm.....
Trill Clinton
12-22-2014, 04:54 PM
You're one of the oldest members on this site yet your views of women are very immature and insensitive. This is the second time you've made light of a female victim of domestic violence. You're the lowest of the low, athe definition of a hoodrat. Shame that God gave you a daughter.
Wild Cobra
12-22-2014, 04:54 PM
In case you care, I voted for Paula Patton & Jennifer Lopez.
CosmicCowboy
12-22-2014, 04:55 PM
Only to a fag...:toast
Maalox has no issue with it in fact she's flattered by it....ok old fag man
You just have no idea just how funny and pathetic your cyberstalking is to me. No freaking idea.
Koolaid_Man
12-22-2014, 05:15 PM
You just have no idea just how funny and pathetic your cyberstalking is to me. No freaking idea.
Ohh really.....why don't you show me your pussy and tits and then ask me if I give a fuck. ...
CosmicCowboy
12-23-2014, 09:01 AM
Ohh really.....why don't you show me your pussy and tits and then ask me if I give a fuck. ...
What exactly are you trying to say fagboy? Requesting PM pics so you can rub one out? eeeeeeuuuuwww
spurraider21
12-23-2014, 05:34 PM
charlize theron and cameron diaz are underrated commodities considering their age
they haven't had their Demi Moore style rapid horrific decline yet
Koolaid_Man
12-23-2014, 06:15 PM
ok Lucy Lui or Maggy Q.
I gotta go with Lucy for as many times as I've jacked off to her pics I would never miss an opportunity in real life....
Lucy
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/liuxxxlarge_0_zpsc3c65e7e.jpg
Maggy
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/maq_zps71ec90c2.jpg
Lucy Sexy
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Lucu_Liu_by_xTox_zpsdcd0f09c.jpg
Maggie is virtually ass-less but I'd still hit...
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/MaggieQforInked2012-07_zpsefe81ca7.jpg
Trill Clinton
12-23-2014, 06:24 PM
lucy looks old and tired already. asian women age faster than white women, word.
http://i61.tinypic.com/10rix74.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-23-2014, 06:28 PM
I bet that pussy ain't old :lol
Trill Clinton
12-23-2014, 06:46 PM
:lol
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