Josh Smith... Anyone???

[Buddy Mignon]

Now that he's getting waved where would he fit?

[lil_penny]

Houston possibly?

[Chinook]

Woj is saying the Pistons will stretch Smith. But that is not possible.

EDIT: well not for this season, but they can use it for the subsequent seasons.

[Buddy Mignon]

Houston possibly?

Most likely. He'd fit right in with those losers.

[Dverde]

Houston's front office has to go change their pants

[RD2191]

Most likely. He'd fit right in with those losers.

[djohn2oo8]

Most likely. He'd fit right in with those losers.

If he wanted to join a loser Kobe would be the first one he calls

[Buddy Mignon]

If he wanted to join a loser Kobe would be the first one he calls


Stop being so sensitive. You can call Kobe a rapist... a chucker... a chemistry killer... a bad teammate... but not a loser. Harden and Howard are losers.

[Clipper Nation]

He's a semi-notable player from the 2000's who likes to chuck from the perimeter, so Doc will probably be all over him :bang

[djohn2oo8]

Stop being so sensitive. You can call Kobe a rapist... a chucker... a chemistry killer... a bad teammate... but not a loser. Harden and Howard are losers.

Kobe is a loserPeriod.

[Buddy Mignon]

Kobe is a loserPeriod.


So do you want that loser, Smith or not?

[Splits]

Vivek won't even let him clear waivers, book it :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

They played him at the 3. Why they did that I have no clue.

[djohn2oo8]

So do you want that loser, Smith or not?

No.

[Buddy Mignon]

He'll be a perfect fit right in Houston. Drugs... baby mammas... bad attitudes... and strip clubs.

[djohn2oo8]

He'll be a perfect fit right in Houston. Drugs... baby mammas... bad attitudes... and strip clubs.

His PER is terrible.

[Jodelo]

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[djohn2oo8]

God, they are going after him

[Jodelo]

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:lol God no :lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

His PER is terrible.

Yeah, but you're uptempo and he's Howard's best friend.

[NASpurs]

Speaking of waiving inefficient chuckers with large contracts , is Kirby next?

[Koolaid_Man]

He'll be a perfect fit right in Houston. Drugs... baby mammas... bad attitudes... and strip clubs.

:lol

You know you can't say shit about another team or player without these cry babies mentioning Kobe...they're so sensitive like a once a month period having bitch...lol

[djohn2oo8]

:lol

You know you can't say shit about another team or player without these cry babies mentioning Kobe...they're so sensitive like a once a month period having bitch...lol
You keep making those threads...

[Leetonidas]

Seems like the kind of "big name" but likely shit player the Clippers try to sign every season to ride to the Finals tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

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:lol God no :lmao

Dallas has always struck me as a team that was in it to accumulate names. I seriously doubt that Mark Cuban is interested in winning. Dude is just throwing a salad together hoping it tastes good.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Most likely. He'd fit right in with those losers.

:lol Isn't he buddy buddy with Dwight?

[Clipper Nation]

He's a semi-notable player from the 2000's who likes to chuck from the perimeter, so Doc will probably be all over him :bang
As predicted:

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[djohn2oo8]

Fuck...

[Seventyniner]

Does any salary a team offers get subtracted from the money Detroit owes him?

[benefactor]

The greys upstairs are all kinds of lathered up.:lol

He'll go to a WC contender and help the Spurs.

[Splits]

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Do it Morey!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Morey about to overpay this chucker

[djohn2oo8]

:lol Morey about to overpay this chucker

Then make another bad move to follow this one so I have read.

[SPM]

Don't want him in Houston at all. T. Jones is better, I hope Clippers or Dallas lure him

[djohn2oo8]

Don't want him in Houston at all. T. Jones is better, I hope Clippers or Dallas lure him

I don't want Smith either, but Jones' career could be in jeopardy.

[Jodelo]

Looks like it's between Houston and Sacramento.

[Buddy Mignon]

Houston will land the loser.

[Double-Up]

:lol Morey about to overpay this chucker

The bi-annual exception is overpaying for a position of need for us? Nigga please...

[Clipper Nation]

The bi-annual exception is overpaying for a position of need for us? Nigga please...
Anything more than the vet's minimum is too much money for that no-IQ chucker, tbh.

[benefactor]

The bi-annual exception is overpaying for a position of need for us? Nigga please...
By all means, sign him up if you really feel like you need him:lol

[Daniel Sedin]

I don't see why people are laughing at the thought of him on Houston.

He's a big that was asked to play a different position, and is one of the few bigs that actually play defense. He would be very solid in Houston, as long as they don't ask him to play the three.

[baseline bum]

Vivek won't even let him clear waivers, book it :lol

Smith would be good in the cherry pick offense though, since all he has to do is dunk.

[baseline bum]

Don't want him in Houston at all. T. Jones is better, I hope Clippers or Dallas lure him

Isn't that nigga's career over with the nerve injury?

[angrydude]

Even shooting 30% he still shoots better than any rockets big not named dwight and d-mo.

They just shouldn't trade jones if they do get him.

[Mr Bones]

Using the stretch provision, will Detroit have to pay the full amount of Smith's remaining salary? Or will his new contract dollar amount be deducted from the yearly total?

[djohn2oo8]

Isn't that nigga's career over with the nerve injury?

Very real possibility

[Malik Hairston]

I don't see why people are laughing at the thought of him on Houston.

He's a big that was asked to play a different position, and is one of the few bigs that actually play defense. He would be very solid in Houston, as long as they don't ask him to play the three.

He has played 80% of his minutes at PF this season..

[Bulaien999]

If we can get Dragic while adding josh smith, I can live with that

[Bulaien999]

Anything more than the vet's minimum is too much money for that no-IQ chucker, tbh.

Yal about to pay max money to a similar monkey baller, horrible take per par

[SPM]

Josh Smith sucks.

[SPM]

The bi-annual exception is overpaying for a position of need for us? Nigga please...

Shut up you smelly niqqer

[Clipper Nation]

Yal about to pay max money to a similar monkey baller, horrible take per par
If it were up to me, I'd let DeContract walk, tbh.

:lol Pinning your hopes on Harden, Dwert, and Josh Smith

[TheRealCB]

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[DMC]

NY.

[Splits]

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:lmao

[Franklin]

legit shot blocker but dude isn't much of a stretch four which the Lockets need most imho. DH + Josh would be a bad combination offensively tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

morey the same pos who still thinks his playing some simulated console/pc game with his bs assembled rosters...

[Mr Bones]

Everyone's talking about Kobe's historically low shooting percentages... Josh Smith's are just as bad this year. At least Kobe is old and coming off a major injury.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/pcm_finder.cgi?request=1&sum=0&y1=2015&p1=smithjo03&y2=2015&p2=bryanko01&p3=&p4=&p5=&p6=

[Thread]

Everyone's talking about Kobe's historically low shooting percentages... Josh Smith's are just as bad this year. At least Kobe is old and coming off a major injury.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/pcm_finder.cgi?request=1&sum=0&y1=2015&p1=smithjo03&y2=2015&p2=bryanko01&p3=&p4=&p5=&p6=

But, Kobe has been sold out. Smith has honky lips Van Gundy on a 50 foot tether. Can't crucify Smith without getting Stan involved. And Media will not do that.

[Mr Bones]

But, Kobe has been sold out. Smith has honky lips Van Gundy on a 50 foot tether. Can't crucify Smith without getting Stan involved. And Media will not do that.

Ha... Are you a John Berryman fan? Your writing definitely gives me that impression.

[Thread]

Ha... Are you a John Berryman fan? Your writing definitely gives me that impression.

No. Who's that?

[Mr Bones]

No. Who's that?

American poet... a great writer.

[Mr Bones]

Dream Song 14


BY JOHN BERRYMAN (http://www.poetryfoundation.org/bio/john-berryman)

Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so.
After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns,
we ourselves flash and yearn,
and moreover my mother told me as a boy
(repeatingly) ‘Ever to confess you’re bored
means you have no

Inner Resources.’ I conclude now I have no
inner resources, because I am heavy bored.
Peoples bore me,
literature bores me, especially great literature,
Henry bores me, with his plights & gripes
as bad as achilles,

who loves people and valiant art, which bores me.
And the tranquil hills, & gin, look like a drag
and somehow a dog
has taken itself & its tail considerably away
into mountains or sea or sky, leaving
behind: me, wag.

[Thread]

American poet... a great writer.

I Googled him:::

And finally he wrote (in Dream Song #384) Berryman writes:
"The marker slants, flowerless, day's almost done, I stand above my father's grave with rage, often, often before I've made this awful pilgrimage to one who cannot visit me, who tore his page out: I come back for more,"

Outstanding information, Bones.

[Splits]

I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light?

"On Los Angeles"

- Woody Allen

[Thread]

^
- "Uh, Kori, can you change my name to "Splits?" Cubby invented it and I love it."

- Splitman

[GuerillaBlack]

Isn't that nigga's career over with the nerve injury?

I doubt it. He had a similar injury like Carson Palmer, who was out for six weeks. Right now, Jones is at about 8 weeks, so we will see how soon it'll be before he comes back. Know one knows. Just when he regains that feeling in his foot. He has been courtside at games more often recently, so that's a good sign.

[Killakobe81]

To me this is the same as the ROndo move. Is it a risk? Yes. But I don t think either team was winning a title as they were built. Mavs lacked legit perimeter defense and Rondo when healthy give you that (or at least used to). Rox have great perimeter defenders but without Howard their bigs were dominated by Jordan hill, Ed Davis and Boozer (read that again). So Josh Smith is easily worth a gamble. I dont think it's a great fit but their defense will be elite and with the way Harden is playing maybe that will be enough. He is not the most reliable playoff performer but he has to be the MVP favorite up this point ...especially since he is now trying on defense. I dont buy his defensive metrics, him being so high tells me how shitty those stats are ... but you can see the effort on that end and it started with Team USA and probably was spurred by that Youtube clip ... plus having Ariza, Bev Howard and Josh around should make him that much better. Look I hope howard fails and is the reason why theRox dont ring (besides McHale). but I think it would a calculated risk worth taking especially if it appeases the puss-hole Dwight. They have the potential to be the best defense since the 2008 Celts ... we shall see. The battle for Texas should be fun all season ... get your popcorn ready. Pop and his team or harmony and cohesion vs. the new Texas superpowers ...

[Spurs9]

How can the Mavs and Clippers even afford him tbh?

[Jodelo]

How can the Mavs and Clippers even afford him tbh?

Mavs can only offer the minimum, Clippers the same i guess but not sure.

[TDMVPDPOY]

How can the Mavs and Clippers even afford him tbh?

highest bidder, they pay him what they offer, the previous team whose rescind pays the remainder

[jeebus]

This vine from grantland perfectly sums up why he would fit perfect on the Lolkers, _allas, or Lolckets.

https://vine.co/v/Or1ziA5vKBB