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Buddy Mignon
12-30-2014, 11:28 PM
This fucking Kobe, man... you gotta love it.

midnightpulp
12-30-2014, 11:29 PM
How many turnovers?

Buddy Mignon
12-30-2014, 11:30 PM
How many turnovers?

I knew you were coming...

midnightpulp
12-30-2014, 11:30 PM
I knew you were coming...

How many turnovers, though?

Buddy Mignon
12-30-2014, 11:36 PM
How many turnovers, though?


9... but in this case its far from greater than 6.

Kawhi
12-30-2014, 11:37 PM
How many turnovers, though?9 :lol

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:39 PM
This was no boating accident, and it wasn't a propeller, or, Jack the Ripper. This was Kobe Bryant.

24-5-5

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:40 PM
How many turnovers, though?

Look at ya, you can't even take it tonite, Midst. You're a far cry from your mentor, prot.

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:43 PM
Don't like Oreos, Midst? Cause I can keep busting you up all night.

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12-30-2014, 11:44 PM
Request for a fly by...

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12-30-2014, 11:45 PM
Hey, Sarge, we caught a hanger.

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12-30-2014, 11:46 PM
Negatory on the fly by, the pattern is full.

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12-30-2014, 11:46 PM
GD that guy!!!

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:48 PM
So, 1500 men went into the water, 400 came out, sharks got the rest. But, we delivered the Hiroshima bomb.

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:48 PM
I'm still standin', Ray. You never knocked me down, Ray.

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:49 PM
I've filed for divorce, Tim.

Buddy Mignon
12-30-2014, 11:50 PM
I've filed for divorce, Tim.


:lmao

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:52 PM
^Oh, yeah, she filed just before Tim touched down in Florida for Game 6 & 7.

dirk4mvp
12-30-2014, 11:53 PM
6-11:wow I don't believe it tbh

Buddy Mignon
12-30-2014, 11:53 PM
^Oh, yeah, she filed just before Tim touched down in Florida for Game 6 & 7.


Best served cold, eh. I didn't think she had it in her.

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:54 PM
Best served cold, eh. I didn't think she had it in her.

I didn't either. A lot of shit neath the bridge we'll never be privy to.

Thread
12-30-2014, 11:55 PM
6-11:wow I don't believe it tbh

The Nugs didn't get the memo from the Suns to break Kobe's hole like it's Game 7 of the Finals.

spurraider21
12-30-2014, 11:59 PM
wow, so kobe shares the ball to his "teammates that can't score" and they win a road game

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 12:02 AM
:lol Kobe having a good game is like winning the title for Lakers fans these days.

Buddy Mignon
12-31-2014, 12:03 AM
:lol Kobe having a good game is like winning the title for Lakers fans these days.


No... you straddling the fence of not making the playoffs is my title these days. And Kool prophesied it.

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:07 AM
:lol Kobe having a good game is like winning the title for Lakers fans these days.

Midst, this was no boating accident. And it wasn't Jack The Ripper. We have a shark, a big fuckin' shark.

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:08 AM
wow, so kobe shares the ball to his "teammates that can't score" and they win a road game

21, can you tell where to find a good restaurant?

DMC
12-31-2014, 12:09 AM
Here's to more stats and a few more wins. Bubble or bust.

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 12:09 AM
No... you straddling the fence of not making the playoffs is my title these days. And Kool prophesied it.

Spurs will make the playoffs. You know it. I know it. We also know that kobe will have missed the playoffs two times in a row. Does any other "all time great" have that black mark on his resume? After this season kobe's legaCy is deep fried. Meanwhile Timmy might win dpoy. :lol

DMC
12-31-2014, 12:10 AM
No... you straddling the fence of not making the playoffs is my title these days. And Kool prophesied it.
You're on the low side of that fence, and cannot see the other side so you'd not know.

spurraider21
12-31-2014, 12:10 AM
21, can you tell where to find a good restaurant?
between your mother's thighs

Venti Quattro
12-31-2014, 12:11 AM
:lmao The Black Jesus shutting up the doubters once more

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12-31-2014, 12:11 AM
Here's to more stats and a few more wins. Bubble or bust.

D, have you alerted the Coast Guard? This was no boating accident. And it wasn't Jack The Ripper. Half this girl is gone. The good half.

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:12 AM
:lmao The Black Jesus shutting up the doubters once more

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention. Tonight you have witnessed one of the greatest displays of guts and stamina in the history of the hardwood.

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 12:16 AM
:lmao The Black Jesus shutting up the doubters once more

By missing the playoffs two years straight with a capable team?

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:17 AM
By missing the playoffs two years straight with a capable team?

You can't even take it 1 nite. You have miles to go before you can be like your mentor, Midst.

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12-31-2014, 12:19 AM
Kobe notches triple-double in Lakers' win (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=400578763) http://assets.espn.go.com/icons/watch_headlines.png
Grizzlies dispatch Spurs with Conley in sync (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=400578760) http://assets.espn.go.com/icons/watch_headlines.png


Dispatched, fuckin' dispatched by a bunch of fuckin' bears.

While Kobe notched.

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:22 AM
Kobe was deep in that notch. He ain't been that deep since he got a little mud on his turtle in Eag.

DMC
12-31-2014, 12:24 AM
You can't even take it 1 nite. You have miles to go before you can be like your mentor, Midst.
Jesus Christ, you're 14th by Xmas and you haven't given one single moment because of it. Now you're asking for your payout, you old fuck.

Thread
12-31-2014, 12:26 AM
Jesus Christ, you're 14th by Xmas and you haven't given one single moment because of it. Now you're asking for your payout, you old fuck.

I was talking to my protege, not you, D.

unforeseen
12-31-2014, 12:32 AM
The pick stays in Arizona.

DMC
12-31-2014, 12:33 AM
I was talking to my protege, not you, D.

Who's crawling now?

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 12:34 AM
You can't even take it 1 nite. You have miles to go before you can be like your mentor, Midst.

You've no room.

Ever time we try to give it to ya, you deflect with Amy or 6.

I'm running a similar SOP here. Kobe's trip-dub with 9 turnovers ain't gettin' yas any closer to not shining shoes nor a lottery pick, which is halfway to AZ as we speak. Either way, Kobe and the Lakers are in the shit this year.

Silver&Black
12-31-2014, 12:49 AM
So, 1500 men went into the water, 400 came out, sharks got the rest. But, we delivered the Hiroshima bomb.

I'll never put on a lifejacket again....

DAF86
12-31-2014, 01:11 AM
:lmao The Black Jesus shutting up the doubters once more

By doing what the doubters have been saying he should do, that will show 'em.

DMC
12-31-2014, 01:19 AM
By doing what the doubters have been saying he should do, that will show 'em.

Against a 13th place team.

Clipper Nation
12-31-2014, 01:21 AM
The Nugs didn't get the memo from the Suns to break Kobe's hole like it's Game 7 of the Finals.

:cry "Why can't the league go easy on Kirby?" :cry

lefty
12-31-2014, 01:37 AM
TBH, when Kirby takes good decisions on the court, he is a heck of player

Too bad it rarely happens, especially off the court in Colorado

DMC
12-31-2014, 02:13 AM
For all the debate about Kobe and his shot counts, his Lakers have beaten three division leaders (Golden State, Toronto and Atlanta) as well as 19-win San Antonio. Not sure that's such great news, though, when L.A. needs one of the NBA's five worst records to keep its first-round pick in June

:lol Knowing you're going to fail
:lol Building it into your future plans
:lol Paying Kobe to be the scapegoat, knowing he'll force you to fail
:lol Plausible deniability
:lol Do it Mitch

RsxPiimp
12-31-2014, 02:36 AM
Kobe's a beast

mystargtr34
12-31-2014, 03:17 AM
between your mother's thighs

:rollin

Sean Cagney
12-31-2014, 04:16 AM
:lol Kobe having a good game is like winning the title for Lakers fans these days.

YEP, they are not going anywhere and they are only Kobe fans in reality so his stats are the world to them these days :lol. They even talk shit about other teams but forget their team is a horrible team and out of the playoffs already basically. Every good game they will post it but duck and dodge when a 1-14 night comes in which it did. The also don't acknowledge his 37% and also his efficiency rating this year, it's beyond comprehension for them to face.

Thread
12-31-2014, 04:16 AM
I'll never put on a lifejacket again....

That doesn't mean we have to put on a smorgasbord for 'em, Silv.

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12-31-2014, 04:17 AM
TBH, when Kirby takes good decisions on the court, he is a heck of player

Too bad it rarely happens, especially off the court in Colorado

Your Neal raped too. You've nary room, Lefty.

spurraider21
12-31-2014, 04:25 AM
Your Neal raped too. You've nary room, Lefty.
that guy on the bobcats?

Thread
12-31-2014, 04:28 AM
that guy on the bobcats?

Yep, that one. He raped. You signed him. That's it, Ft. Pitt.

Silver&Black
12-31-2014, 04:37 AM
That doesn't mean we have to put on a smorgasbord for 'em, Silv.

How's the goiter ???

Thread
12-31-2014, 04:39 AM
How's the goiter ???

I left it on the couch under the quilts in front of the portable heater. I'm going to get back to to it presently.

AchillesHeel
12-31-2014, 09:08 AM
Spurs will make the playoffs. You know it. I know it. We also know that kobe will have missed the playoffs two times in a row. Does any other "all time great" have that black mark on his resume? After this season kobe's legaCy is deep fried. Meanwhile Timmy might win dpoy. :lol

Michael Jordan
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (albeit 2nd one to injury)

MJ missed the playoffs twice playing on teams as bad as Kirby's and Kareem missed the POs in his prime lol

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12-31-2014, 09:11 AM
Michael Jordan
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (albeit 2nd one to injury)

MJ missed the playoffs twice playing on teams as bad as Kirby's and Kareem missed the POs in his prime lol

Heel, kickin' my protege early of a New Years Eve.

Buddy Mignon
12-31-2014, 09:49 AM
Spurs will make the playoffs. You know it. I know it. We also know that kobe will have missed the playoffs two times in a row. Does any other "all time great" have that black mark on his resume? After this season kobe's legaCy is deep fried. Meanwhile Timmy might win dpoy. :lol


If you're gonna take that approach then Kobe's highs are much higher than Jim's and Jim's lows are much lower than Kobe's. You dare to compare?

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 10:18 AM
I've filed for divorce, Tim.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 10:20 AM
By missing the playoffs two years straight with a capable team?

Better than your franchise's 2 best players missing Gold TWICE in a r:lolw

Thread
12-31-2014, 10:26 AM
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

I still got it!!!

AlexJones
12-31-2014, 11:34 AM
21, can you tell where to find a good restaurant?

I see you Cubby

ambchang
12-31-2014, 04:06 PM
Spurs fan, you gotta give respect where respect is due.

Kobe is putting up numbers similar to what victor oladipo and MCW did when all you are expecting is 40% shooting in a loss these days from him.

It's something to celebrate for laker fans these days. Stop being such wusses.

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 05:39 PM
Better than your franchise's 2 best players missing Gold TWICE in a r:lolw

That's never happened, though.

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 05:46 PM
That's never happened, though.Yes, it did - when our Men's Olympic teams were lead by Spurs***. That's happened two times in Olympic history. Robinson is a 1988 Olympian (Bronze Medal). Jim was a 2004 Olympian (Bronze Medal). Hence B2B Bronzes.

***1992, 1996, 2008, and 2012 Gold Medal winning teams were all lead by Lakers. :downspin:

Buddy Mignon
12-31-2014, 06:35 PM
They don't like that Olympic Bronze... lol

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 08:52 PM
Yes, it did - when our Men's Olympic teams were lead by Spurs***. That's happened two times in Olympic history. Robinson is a 1988 Olympian (Bronze Medal). Jim was a 2004 Olympian (Bronze Medal). Hence B2B Bronzes.

***1992, 1996, 2008, and 2012 Gold Medal winning teams were all lead by Lakers. :downspin:

David Robinson was the best performer on the 1996 team, ergo, the team leader. Also, you're forgetting who won the Gold in '04. Hint: It was a country led by a Spur.

And Magic was a charity inclusion in 92. He didn't lead shit. Just like Kirby didn't lead anything, shooting 30% against Angola and getting outplayed by Rudy Fernandez in the Gold Medal game.

So, boiled down:

Gold medals won by teams led by Spur players: 2

Golds won by teams led by Lakers players: 0

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 09:05 PM
David Robinson was the best performer on the 1996 team, ergo, the team leader. Also, you're forgetting who won the Gold in '04. Hint: It was a country led by a Spur.

And Magic was a charity inclusion in 92. He didn't lead shit. Just like Kirby didn't lead anything, shooting 30% against Angola and getting outplayed by Rudy Fernandez in the Gold Medal game.

So, boiled down:

Gold medals won by teams led by Spur players: 2

Golds won by teams led by Lakers players: 0
Robinson was better than Shaq in 1996 - who knew? :lol

You can't claim Manure winning Gold at the expense of Tammy. It doesn't work like that . :lol

Magic was a team captain in 1992. That qualifies him as a leader. He's probably the best leader in NBA history tbh.

spurraider21
12-31-2014, 09:08 PM
You can't claim Manure winning Gold at the expense of Tammy. It doesn't work like that . :lol
its not a bad thing to lose to the best, most competitive 2-guard since MJ :lol

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 09:27 PM
its not a bad thing to lose to the best, most competitive 2-guard since MJ :lol

:lol

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 09:31 PM
Robinson was better than Shaq in 1996 - who knew? :lol

You can't claim Manure winning Gold at the expense of Tammy. It doesn't work like that . :lol

Magic was a team captain in 1992. That qualifies him as a leader. He's probably the best leader in NBA history tbh.

Yes. He was the MVP the previous year, while Shaq was trying to figure out how to not get swept. David got the most minutes minutes out of any center on the '96 team and led them in scoring. That=Leader.


You can't claim Manure winning Gold at the expense of Tammy. It doesn't work like that .

That doesn't make any sense. Manu is a Spur. He led Argentina to a Gold medal, therefore, A Spur led a team to a Gold medal.

Magic was an "honorary captain." What other "leader" plays the second least amount of minutes on a team :lol

As it stands:

2>0

A Laker has never led a national team to a gold medal. Pau came close twice, though :lol

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 09:47 PM
Yes. He was the MVP the previous year, while Shaq was trying to figure out how to not get swept. David got the most minutes minutes out of any center on the '96 team and led them in scoring. That=Leader.



That doesn't make any sense. Manu is a Spur. He led Argentina to a Gold medal, therefore, A Spur led a team to a Gold medal.

Magic was an "honorary captain." What other "leader" plays the second least amount of minutes on a team :lol

As it stands:

2>0

A Laker has never led a national team to a gold medal. Pau came close twice, though :lol

That's right, Robinson was MVP. Maybe he shouldn't have won it...

Mcae_NBtkb4

...because it pissed off Hakeem "The Nightmare" Olajuw:loln

A Spur giving up his American cookie against another Spur is embarrassing. Beat him into submission. His leadership failed America. Permanent shitstain on his legacy. He became the 2nd Spur (vs. NO Lakers) that "won" a Bronze Medal. :lmao -2004 points for that whack ass :downspin: :lol

Magic's leadership is unquestionably better than any player in NBA history. "Honorary" or notPERIOD

PS - would Logo have traded Shaq for Robins:downspin:n? Hell fuck no. Bragging about a popularity contest as justification that Robinson at anytime being better than Shaq. SMH :lol

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 09:55 PM
That's right, Robinson was MVP. Maybe he shouldn't have won it...

Mcae_NBtkb4

...because it pissed off Hakeem "The Nightmare" Olajuw:loln

A Spur giving up his American cookie against another Spur is embarrassing. Beat him into submission. His leadership failed America. Permanent shitstain on his legacy. He became the 2nd Spur (vs. NO Lakers) that "won" a Bronze Medal. :lmao -2004 points for that whack ass :downspin: :lol

Magic's leadership is unquestionably better than any player in NBA history. "Honorary" or notPERIOD

PS - would Logo have traded Shaq for Robins:downspin:n? Hell fuck no. Bragging about a popularity contest as justification that Robinson at anytime being better than Shaq. SMH :lol

What's any of that have to do with the 96 Olympics?

Facts: Robinson was the starting center on that team. He played the most minutes out of anyone. He led the team in scoring. Thus=Leader.

You got caught and are now :downspin: trying to save face.

Magic was "honorary." He had absolutely no impact on that team's success. They would've won the gold with anyone at point.

Duncan proudly represented his country. Averaging the second most points, most rebounds, most blocks, and second in FG% on the team. If anyone failed their country, it's your boy Iverson, who shot like 35% for the tournament.

That said, it still stands:

2>0

A Laker has never led a team to an Olympic Gold Medal.

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 10:10 PM
What's any of that have to do with the 96 Olympics?

Facts: Robinson was the starting center on that team. He played the most minutes out of anyone. He led the team in scoring. Thus=Leader.

You got caught and are now :downspin: trying to save face.

Magic was "honorary." He had absolutely no impact on that team's success. They would've won the gold with anyone at point.

Duncan proudly represented his country. Averaging the second most points, most rebounds, most blocks, and second in FG% on the team. If anyone failed their country, it's your boy Iverson, who shot like 35% for the tournament.

That said, it still stands:

2>0

A Laker has never led a team to an Olympic Gold Medal.

By your logic, Enrique has been the leader of the Spurs since the 2010-2011 season. I wonder how many BNSFs would agree with you. ;)

That’s right, Jim hasn't led the Spurs since 2009-2010 season. :downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiit! :lmao

And :lol at you thinking Shaq could not lead that 1996 team in FG%, FGA, FGM (nuff said, you get my point). They don't call him MDE for nothing.

If Kobe can lead Adam fucking Morrison (rivalled only by Kwame as the biggest bust in NBA history) to a rang in 2009, Duncan should be able to lead a prime AI (a 1st ballot HOF player) to at least a Silver Medal. :rollin :lmao :rollin

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 10:29 PM
By your logic, Enrique has been the leader of the Spurs since the 2010-2011 season. I wonder how many BNSFs would agree with you. ;)

That’s right, Jim hasn't led the Spurs since 2009-2010 season. :downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiit! :lmao

And :lol at you thinking Shaq could not lead that 1996 team in FG%, FGA, FGM (nuff said, you get my point). They don't call him MDE for nothing.

If Kobe can lead Adam fucking Morrison (rivalled only by Kwame as the biggest bust in NBA history) to a rang in 2009, Duncan should be able to lead a prime AI (a 1st ballot HOF player) to at least a Silver Medal. :rollin :lmao :rollin

Man, you're :downspin: hard tonight. Now you're doing should've, could've, would've :lol

I just cited PPG as one stat Robinson led that team in. Point is, he had the best overall stats and saw the most court time. He also performed the best in the gold medal game: http://www.basketball-reference.com/olympics/games/1996-08-02-USA-SCG

Shaq had a whopping 2 points :lmao

Duncan led Menke Bateer to a title. Who cares about bench players coattailing rings? Iverson was a starter. Supposed to be the team's primary perimeter threat and he shot Kobe like percentages for the tournament.

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 10:58 PM
Man, you're :downspin: hard tonight. Now you're doing should've, could've, would've :lol

I just cited PPG as one stat Robinson led that team in. Point is, he had the best overall stats and saw the most court time. He also performed the best in the gold medal game: http://www.basketball-reference.com/olympics/games/1996-08-02-USA-SCG

Shaq had a whopping 2 points :lmao

Duncan led Menke Bateer to a title. Who cares about bench players coattailing rings? Iverson was a starter. Supposed to be the team's primary perimeter threat and he shot Kobe like percentages for the tournament.

:lol - don't let me see you talking shit about Enrique, your $60M leader! :lol

Point taken, but Jim had other 1st ballot HOFers on det team: LeBronze, Melo, and Wade. So in total, there were at least 5 HOF players on det team. And Jim led them to Bronze, before he quitPERI:lmaoD

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 11:13 PM
:lol - don't let me see you talking shit about Enrique, your $60M leader! :lol

Point taken, but Jim had other 1st ballot HOFers on det team: LeBronze, Melo, and Wade. So in total, there were at least 5 HOF players on det team. And Jim led them to Bronze, before he quitPERI:lmaoD

Lebron, Melo, and Wade were rooks and hardly played. Larry Brown choosing to go with his son and Starbury over those two.

McGrady should've played, but he was scared of tewwowists :cry

LkrFan
12-31-2014, 11:21 PM
Lebron, Melo, and Wade were rooks and hardly played. Larry Brown choosing to go with his son and Starbury over those two.

McGrady should've played, but he was scared of tewwowists :cry

Now you :downspin: shit :lol. They were not rooks. 2004 Olympics came after their rookie campaigns. No excuses son. Jim is a bad FIBA leaderPERIOD.

midnightpulp
12-31-2014, 11:26 PM
Now you :downspin: shit :lol. They were not rooks. 2004 Olympics came after their rookie campaigns. No excuses son. Jim is a bad FIBA leaderPERIOD.

They could've been rooks or 10 year vets. Doesn't matter because they hardly got any significant minutes.

Tim is a good FIBA player. Better stats than Kirbs :toast

Just too bad he didn't have a great team put around him with Lebron, Wade, KD etc at their peaks.