Wildcard Thread (01/03)

[Raven]

Get weeden in there. Need some ginger magic.

the goods :lol

[jeebus]

Not gonna lie I was nervous that the defense was gonna lay an egg :lol
You forget who the Lions are playing. That team. With Romo. In January.

[Trainwreck2100]

Get weeden in there. Need some ginger magic.

didn't help cincy

[Brazil]

Not gonna lie I was nervous that the defense was gonna lay an egg :lol

Not gonna lie I was more nervous that Stanford lay an egg than def tbh :lol

i was expecting O starting to play down 20 with 5 min to go in the fourth

[RD2191]

You forget who the Lions are playing. That team. With Romo. In January.
Romo really has nothing to do with it. The best o line in football is choking on major dick.

[RD2191]

:lol

[Brazil]

So far so good

[Mal]

This game is like "1st down, 2nd down, 3rd down, fuck you Cowboys"

[01Snake]

Megatron quiet so far.

[Spur-Addict]

Yeah it would definitely be a tough game. We would go in as under dogs and I think that would help our guys not get complacent after one playoff win(assuming we win today ofc)

Not really. Top 4 defense, Megatron, teams would be pretty evenly matched. Crowd noise would make us a slight favorite, but barely. Lions are a well rounded team.

[Brazil]

Megatron good catch

[slick'81]

Cowboys defense come out and play

[RD2191]

Way too easy. Coaching staff getting exposed per par.

[Robz4000]

Its amazing how the Cowboys choke tbh. They truly have made it an art form.

[Trainwreck2100]

now are they going to run a real end around?

[01Snake]

Not sure how he didn't fumble that.

[313]

Good job just taking the sack

[RD2191]

Its amazing how the Cowboys choke tbh. They truly have made it an art form.
It's the coaches.

[benefactor]

Romo really has nothing to do with it. The best o line in football is choking on major dick.
Pretty well convinced that Romo's life force is at war with the playoff universe. They just don't mesh, no matter the circumstances.

[RD2191]

Pretty well convinced that Romo's life force is at war with the playoff universe. They just don't mesh, no matter the circumstances.
:lolI agree

[Mal]

Dallas got a stop. Wait up until punt is down and Romo on the field

[Brazil]

Meh... Dat was trash

[Malik Hairston]

Cowboys need to get at least 3 here..no rhythm to their offense right now..

[Raven]

Not gonna lie I was more nervous that Stanford lay an egg than def tbh :lol

i was expecting O starting to play down 20 with 5 min to go in the fourth

stafford is an elite thrower with perfect measurables, he is not gonna lay an egg in the post season.

[Mal]

stafford is an elite thrower with perfect measurables, he is not gonna lay an egg in the post season.

Say what ?

[RD2191]

Offense is so predictable

[Chris]

Witten came to play

[313]

You forget who the Lions are playing. That team. With Romo. In January.http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=22786&dateline=1420407650

[Spur-Addict]

Cowboys offense finally putting up a fight

[jeebus]

:lol Romo getting pissed

[Mal]

:lmao

[slick'81]

Lol cowboy blitz pickup

[RD2191]

:lmaoFaggots

[Raven]

all pro line :lmao

[benefactor]

Holy fucc that blitz

[jeebus]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=22786&dateline=1420407650

:lobt:

[Robz4000]

:lol_allas

[Spur-Addict]

Lions do an excellent job with their blitzes, opening holes and occupying Linemen. Very well designed.

[slick'81]

Romo throws have looked a bit off

[01Snake]

Romo rattled

[Chris]

screwjob

[RD2191]

:lmaowhat an embarrassment. Can these fags forfeit

[313]

Not gonna lie I was more nervous that Stanford lay an egg than def tbh :lol

i was expecting O starting to play down 20 with 5 min to go in the fourth

Well the offense has been such chit all season if Stafford would have came out been mediocre I would have been disappointed but not shocked tbh

[baseline bum]

:lol Dallas' offensive line
:lol Romo shorting that throw like Kobe in the fourth

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Jeremy Ross back to being the Jeremy Ross from the Packers. At least this time he recovered his own fumble.

[jeebus]

Romo rattled
The only thing stopping the piss from showing on his pants is the amount of pads they keep shoving down there to soak it up.

[RD2191]

:lol Dallas' offensive line
:lol Romo shorting that throw like Kobe in the fourth
Plus 10 for kobe reference

[Brazil]

Come on Lions

[Robz4000]

The only thing stopping the piss from showing on his pants is the amount of pads they keep shoving down there to soak it up.

His vagina tends to leak in winter tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Dallas' offensive line
:lol Romo shorting that throw like Kobe in the fourth

the lions are just doing what the redskins did earlier this year. The cowboys inability to convert on obvious blitzes is fucking infuriating

[01Snake]

The only thing stopping the piss from showing on his pants is the amount of pads they keep shoving down there to soak it up.

:lol

[Chris]

:lol Dallas' offensive line
:lol Romo shorting that throw like Kobe in the fourth

:lol Texans
:lol :cry Watt deserves MVP because he's on defense :cry

[RD2191]

the lions are just doing what the redskins did earlier this year. The cowboys inability to convert on obvious blitzes is fucking infuriating
Yup.

[Mal]

There will be Lions 1st down on that drive. Just wait

[Trainwreck2100]

1st and 20 time for lions TD

[Mal]

3rd and 19.

[baseline bum]

:lol Texans
:lol :cry Watt deserves MVP because he's on defense :cry

?

[unleashbaynes]

People need to chill. There's a lot of game left. Lions making mistakes of their own, their oline is in shambles, a lot can happen.

[RD2191]

:lol

[Brazil]

I'd love to keep dat lead before second half

[Mal]

People need to chill. There's a lot of game left. Lions making mistakes of their own, their oline is in shambles, a lot can happen.

Dallas wont cover -6.0 spread, so fuck this team. I just watch and hope Romo get anihilated on those blitzes

[Brazil]

People need to chill. There's a lot of game left. Lions making mistakes of their own, their oline is in shambles, a lot can happen.

Agreed

[01Snake]

TD to Dez before the half.

[RD2191]

Fucking Dez invisible out there.

[Trainwreck2100]

wow that mcdonald's commercial was pop culture sexy

[Robz4000]

TD to Det before the half.

fixed imvho

[Brazil]

Fucking Dez invisible out there.

Dont wake him up please

[baseline bum]

God damn Romo missing easy passes bigtime :lmao

[RD2191]

Romo looking like pure dog shit

[lil'mo]

lol cowboys

[Chris]

:lol referees

[baseline bum]

:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Oh shit

[Chris]

my nigra TW!

[Mal]

Lol Lions

[Brazil]

Here we go.... Fuck

[RD2191]

Nice.

[Robz4000]

Welp

[baseline bum]

Gotta give props to that wetback there though

[jeebus]

lucky

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol the refs inadvertantly fucked the lions

[Chris]

YES! :lol

[slick'81]

Great blitz pickup there

[313]

Wonder how the play calling is gonna be here. Lombardi is usually super conservative.

[unleashbaynes]

Man TW getting the Manu treatment :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

There were like 3 Lion defenders who had a chance at tackling Williams and he ran right by them.

[baseline bum]

There were like 3 Lion defenders who had a chance at tackling Williams and he ran right by them.

What the fuck do you have Khloe in your sig for man? Your sig used to be the shit.

[Mal]

Who gets the ball after halftime ?

[RD2191]

Come on D.

[01Snake]

Who gets the ball after halftime ?

Lions

[313]

Cassius Vaughn is terrible. Has been terrible the whole year. And that's the second big play he's given up in the last two weeks.

[Chris]

:lol Riddick throwing a temper tantrum

[Trainwreck2100]

dem niggas is sweaty

[RD2191]

Dallas can't tackle for shit

[Robz4000]

That's a first

[TheCultOfPersonality]

What the fuck do you have Khloe in your sig for man? Your sig used to be the shit.
I'm a Khloe fan. I like because she has Kim's booty and she's tall. Not to worry I'll change it later.

[benefactor]

Good call

[baseline bum]

:lmao

[Chris]

so close

[Trainwreck2100]

damn carter good play

[slick'81]

Pray for a miss lol

[baseline bum]

Nice :tu

[Chris]

Cowboys played like shit and are still close

[Raven]

:lol prevent defense against a true pocket passer ... just praying to get shredded

[Amarelooms]

Defense can't get any pressure...what about a fuckin blitz...what kind shit D calling is this

[Malik Hairston]

It doesn't look like the Cowboys' coaches put any preparation work into this game, tbh:lol..

[Trainwreck2100]

that prevent so early was retarded, free 20 yards

[313]

Lions tryna be the Lions so bad but the Cowboys wont let em cuz theyre tryna be the Cowboys.

[01Snake]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.

[Robz4000]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.

Fucking this.

[HI-FI]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.
Yeah. The initial ones were tolerable but annoying. These new ones, where they are too choked up, are fucking terrible.

[Trainwreck2100]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.

What pisse me off the most is the equate domestic violence with sexual assault, they are two different things

[jeebus]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.

seeing shit like this makes me want to rape her with a shotgun and fire off 8 rounds of buckshot for the climax



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZvxYcPJk8

[baseline bum]

The domestic violence ads are fucking lame.

Were they highlights of Romo's first half?

[Raven]

Lions tryna be the Lions so bad but the Cowboys wont let em cuz theyre tryna be the Cowboys.

this tbh :lol

[Raven]

^:lol

[resistanze]

It begins.

[Robz4000]

O fuck!

[Mal]

Lions :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

wtf how did the cowboys get the ball?

[Chris]

tipped ball int

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Don't like this one bit.

[313]

wtf how did the cowboys get the ball?tipped pass /int

[Chris]

cmon Dez

[Raven]

:lol

[baseline bum]

What the fuck was that playcalling? :lmao

[jeebus]

If _allas wants any chance of winning this game, they gotta run more. lol Romo holding the ball for a solid 6 minutes

[Robz4000]

R:lolm:lol

[jeebus]

Bailey choke :lol

[resistanze]

:lmao

[Chris]

FUCK

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[313]

LMFAO

[baseline bum]

Most accurate FG kicker in NFL history :lmao

[01Snake]

Hahahahahaha. That dude NEVER misses.

[Raven]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Mal]

Cowboys are just..

[benefactor]

:lol...:lmao...what a huge fail of a possession.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Romo and Bailey bails out the Lions.

[Trainwreck2100]

that shit was good from 35

[313]

Lions tryna be the Lions so bad but the Cowboys wont let em cuz theyre tryna be the Cowboys.

[Raven]

was it gruden with the epic jinx tbh? :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Joe Buck with jinxing powers lefty would be jealous of

[Chris]

Joe Buck jinxed the shit out of him

[Robz4000]

Can we just get to the Seattle/Baltimore Superbowl already? Watching teams spill spaghetti all over each other gets old after awhile...

[01Snake]

Joe Montana. Dat dude.

[baseline bum]

First Cowboys game I have watched all year, and man has it been worth it. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Cowboys finding so many ways to fail

[Chris]

Cowboys finding so many ways to fail

It's our specialty

[Trainwreck2100]

Joe Montana. Dat dude.

Peyton Manning had his jersey tucked in, who the fuck tucks in a jersey?

[monosylab1k]

:lol Such a typical Cowboys performance. Even when they do something right, they immediately put that effort down the shittet.

[Malik Hairston]

Cowboys are completing the requirements on the checklist for NFL playoffs higher seed choking against the lower seed, tbh..it's always the same checklist:

- Strength of the team failing(Cowboys O-line): check
- Falling behind early: check
- Underdog team blitzing and generating a ton of pressure: check
- Committing extremely stupid penalties: check
- Missed FG from short-range(especially from the most accurate kicker of all-time:lol): check
- Backbreaking turnover:

1 more checkmark, tbh..

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Jesus in cleats, A.K.A Tron

[313]

MWGATRON

[baseline bum]

My nigga Megatron nailing their asses to the Tree of Woe

[Chris]

We're fucked now gg

[01Snake]

Peyton Manning had his jersey tucked in, who the fuck tucks in a jersey?

Payton looks EXACTLY like the guy you see at Buffalo Wild Wings wearing a jersey tucked in.

[baseline bum]

So was 12-5 a good season guys?

[Robz4000]

Where the fuck is Trill at?

[Trainwreck2100]

c'mon Prater return the favor

[313]

Cowboys are completing the requirements on the checklist for NFL playoffs higher seed choking against the lower seed, tbh..it's always the same checklist:

- Strength of the team failing(Cowboys O-line): check
- Falling behind early: check
- Underdog team blitzing and generating a ton of pressure: check
- Committing extremely stupid penalties: check
- Missed FG from short-range(especially from the most accurate kicker of all-time:lol): check
- Backbreaking turnover:

1 more checkmark, tbh..
Romo will deliver the last checkmark

[jeebus]

Meanwhile the cokehead can make a FG attempt

[RD2191]

So was 12-5 a good season guys?
Progress but the coaching staff is still this teams downfall

[313]

Should've had 7 there, man

[Malik Hairston]

Love Prater, tbh..no-brainer signing for the Lions, I called it as soon as the Broncos released him..

[Trainwreck2100]

So was 12-5 a good season guys?

Nobody expected them to be a playoff team this year.

[01Snake]

Should've had 7 there, man

Had their feet not tangled up they would have.

[Trainwreck2100]

Meanwhile the cokehead can make a FG attempt

It's alcohol brah, he gets suspended for drinking

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Damn, I want to face Seattle to avenge that loss, but looks like Cam's gonna face the Pack

[313]

Love Prater, tbh..no-brainer signing for the Lions, I called it as soon as the Broncos released him..

Good call tbh I was skeptical with his sketchy past but he has been a life saver after we were struggling so much with our kicking situation earlier in the season.

[313]

Damn, I want to face Seattle to avenge that loss, but looks like Cam's gonna face the Pack
Do us a solid and beat GB

[Robz4000]

So how many years will it be before Dallas makes the playoffs again? Setting the over/under at 5.


Likewise, how many posts respond with the same about the Niners? I'm thinking 4 (2 of them from robdiaz).

[Trainwreck2100]

Do us a solid and beat GB
do the world a solid and break lynch's foot

[RD2191]

So how many years will it be before Dallas makes the playoffs again? Setting the over/under at 5.


Likewise, how many posts respond with the same about the Niners? I'm thinking 4 (2 of them from robdiaz).
Fuck you.

[baseline bum]

About fucking time they start going to Murray.

[RD2191]

So how many years will it be before Dallas makes the playoffs again? Setting the over/under at 5.


Likewise, how many posts respond with the same about the Niners? I'm thinking 4 (2 of them from robdiaz).
Eat shit.

[01Snake]

Murray is due a fumble. It's been awhile.

[blkroadrunners]

Waiting for dat MURRAY fumble

[RD2191]

So predictable

[jeebus]

It's alcohol brah, he gets suspended for drinking
Oh come now, we all know he had a little nose candy on the side.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Do us a solid and beat GB
I really think we can.. GB has been mediocre of late. Add that in with our read option and Rodgers hurt, I like our chances. Good luck today bro, kind of pulling for Dallas so we can play Seattle, but I have a respect for y'all. You played us and I know your legit as much as I hope you acknowledge us.

[Robz4000]

Why you deleting posts Cat fan?

[Chris]

There ya go Dez

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Eat shit.
His team isn't even in the playoffs :lol

[jeebus]

Bout time Dez got to do something

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Why you deleting posts Cat fan?
????

[Spur-Addict]

Dez turning 5 into a whole lotta

[RD2191]

His team isn't even in the playoffs :lol:lol

[313]

I want Dez Bryant dead

[baseline bum]

:lmao Hold

[slick'81]

Flag

[RD2191]

Oh gtfo refs.

[Mal]

Of course it`s a hold

[Brunodf]

:lol Detroit defense

[Chris]

fucking bullshit call

[Clipper Nation]

Frizzle trying to make another thread all about his team like a homer faggot, per par.

[Trainwreck2100]

fucking shit

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Frizzle trying to make another thread all about his team like a homer faggot, per par.
I'm talking about future games, that are indicated by this game, tbh..

[benefactor]

TD...oh wait...h:lollding. Typical.

[slick'81]

Fight

[baseline bum]

Now it's time for that Murray fumble.

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry little white nigga

[Blizzardwizard]

Good call.

[Robz4000]

Gotta get a TD here. If not its prolly game.

[01Snake]

DET abandon the blitz?

[RD2191]

QB sneak

[Mal]

Detroit will prevail

[Robz4000]

4-down territory

[jeebus]

:lol Detroit denyin niggas

[Brunodf]

:lol Those plays

[Mal]

4th down :lmao

[Chris]

wow

[baseline bum]

So these niggas go for it?

[01Snake]

Do you go for it?

[RD2191]

Lmao, what a joke.

[Robz4000]

:lol Murray

[slick'81]

Go for it

[Mal]

Waiting for flag

[Robz4000]

There you go

[Chris]

no flags

[Spur-Addict]

Fourth Down with the Huevosssssssss

[baseline bum]

Fuck that would have been devastating to not get 7 there after that penalty.

[RD2191]

Now play some damn D

[Brunodf]

Murray the carry

[RD2191]

Damn, that bitch is fine.

[slick'81]

We got a game

[Robz4000]

Looking like this may come down to Bailey. Will he choke again?????

[resistanze]

Great game.

[313]

I really think we can.. GB has been mediocre of late. Add that in with our read option and Rodgers hurt, I like our chances. Good luck today bro, kind of pulling for Dallas so we can play Seattle, but I have a respect for y'all. You played us and I know your legit as much as I hope you acknowledge us.
Yeah for sure bro. You guys have as good a chance as anyone.

[Mal]

Which fucker will screw his team with 4th quater pick 6 ? Both capable

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Probably one of the easiest touchdowns of Murray's career.

[benefactor]

Cowboys are completing the requirements on the checklist for NFL playoffs higher seed choking against the lower seed, tbh..it's always the same checklist:

- Strength of the team failing(Cowboys O-line): check
- Falling behind early: check
- Underdog team blitzing and generating a ton of pressure: check
- Committing extremely stupid penalties: check
- Missed FG from short-range(especially from the most accurate kicker of all-time:lol): check
- Backbreaking turnover:

1 more checkmark, tbh..
Dallas had to score there for the last checkmark to be possible tbh. Now on the game winning drive either Murray can fumble or Romo can Rom:lol.

[313]

Need 7 on this drive

[RD2191]

Need 7 on this drive
3 probably wins it for detroit

[Robz4000]

Hoping for a pick six here and the Cowboys go up. Then in the final minute all they need is a first down to win and Romo/Murray fuck it up with a turnover deep in Detroit territory where Praetor rips their hearts out.

[Spur-Addict]

Nice read by Spencer

[Mal]

Flag wasnt Dallas

[01Snake]

Flop

[monosylab1k]

3 probably wins it for detroit

????? There's still a whole quarter of football left :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

damn what a fucking call on defense

[Brunodf]

Romo time

[313]

Look at this stupid ass play calling, man coverage on Calvin and you throw a fucking flair route. Lombardi fucking sucks.

[01Snake]

Barry Fucking Sanders

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry little white nigga

keep fighting

[resistanze]

Barry Fucking Sanders

The greatest :cry

[RD2191]

Gotta get some points here. Anything

[RD2191]

????? There's still a whole quarter of football left :lol
I'm a cliff jumper. I jump from cliffs.

[01Snake]

Lions looking to choke this one away.

[RD2191]

Lions looking to choke this one away.
The cowboys are better...chokers.