Ever Pee'd Your Pants Because Your Zipper Got Stuck

[Koolaid_Man]

I mean at a basketball game... having to go real bad..running to the stall... the black guy next to you pissing has a bigger dick than yours adding to your stress level...having issues with bladder control...you reach down to unzip and baam!!! It's stuck....you hear the sounds of piss all around you....you look around for an empty stall and they' re all taken...then a trickle and finally a flow....you leave the men's room devastated.

Cosmic and Avante...please chime in tell us about your experiences...:lol

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& otherwise.

[Avante]

I was wrong when I said you acted 15, try.....12.

Dude.....GROW THE FUCK UP...ok?

I know, you're a little dumb black guy who doesn't get shit, so you won't get this. So it will...zoooommmm.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNM4OwJX1H0

[Avante]

Well you asked for it and now you got it, this dumb fuck and the dailey news. Boringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Hey Kool, how about a another exciting thread, I'll jump start ya....

I saw the hoe checking Kool out, she was getting wet just looking at old Kool. So I picked my nose, farted and she.......................

[benefactor]

^:lol

[Big Empty]

I was so fucked up at a jason aldean/luke bryan concert a few years back i made it to the stall and finally got to piss, but never unzipped my pants. I had a piss stain that went all the way down my left pants leg to my ankles. I didnt even panic i quickly stumled out n got close behind a couple to get back to my seat where it was dark. Noone would have known not even the chick i was with. Except i snapped a pic of it and sent it to some close freinds. The rest is history

[Koolaid_Man]

I was so fucked up at a jason aldean/luke bryan concert a few years back i made it to the stall and finally got to piss, but never unzipped my pants. I had a piss stain that went all the way down my left pants leg to my ankles. I didnt even panic i quickly stumled out n got close behind a couple to get back to my seat where it was dark. Noone would have known not even the chick i was with. Except i snapped a pic of it and sent it to some close freinds. The rest is history

Ive never done it...i will admit I have a bad habit of pulling my dick out as soon as open the bathroom door or about to enter. I'm usually walking to the urinal with my dick already in hand...:lol Its a bad habit im working on....lol

[cantthinkofanything]

I was so fucked up at a jason aldean/luke bryan concert a few years back

wtf man? lol

[ohmwrecker]

wtf man? lol

Sounds about right tbh