Ever pooped your pants trying to put on sunglasses?

[cantthinkofanything]

walking out of the arcade to the car...just about to do my signature move of pulling my shades out of my pocket, flipping them open with one hand, and sliding them on...if I pass someone, I don't say anything...just raise my chin slightly (implying, "wassup?")....

but now...every time, just before I put on the sunglasses, I have a massive bowel movement in my pants...

It's all I can do to get to my car before it starts draining out of my pants legs.

I don't know if it's a skin allergy or maybe an auto-immune disorder.

what is appropriate type of doctor to see about this?

[Koolaid_Man]

Next time....Tie your pants off at the ankles and just let that shit fly.....

[cantthinkofanything]

Next time....Tie your pants off at the ankles and just let that shit fly.....

You know...that's a damn good point...

Instead of looking at this as a hindrance...use it to my advantage. Make it part of my move.

I see lots of ugly dudes or homers with bad hair pulling decent trim.

And I'm a nice looking player. And there's lots of crazy chicks out there that would probably be in to pooping and stuff.

I just need to be able to control the evacuation so the stools shoot out of my pants right when I'm done putting the shades on.

If I act like it's no big thing and that I meant to do it..."hey...I'm that guy that's so confident in himself that I'll poop my pants right in front of you and honey badger don't give a fuck".

I can see it.

Thanks Playa

[cantthinkofanything]

bump.

Blake wanted to talk about this so here it is for discussion again.