cantthinkofanything
01-06-2015, 09:42 AM
fucking hurts and there's no smooth exit. Sometimes after some crazy sex, I'll be laying there while my ho drifts off into exhausted slumber, I'll get bored and be laying there all naked and shit. Every once in a while, I'll grab one of my Hot Wheels off my night stand and pretend my body is a racetrack and I'll run the car up and down my pecs and six pack then down around my nuts and sack. But sometimes, my pubes get caught up in the wheel axle and twisted around several times. I can't ever get them backed off and I don't want to cut the hair because then it will be uneven.
So I end up having to walk around with a Hot Wheels stuck on my crotch until it works itself off.
Then, when I get with the next bitch and drop my draws, she's like, "wtf?". And I have to explain the whole thing. We always end up getting a laugh out of it but it also fucks up the sexy.
So I end up having to walk around with a Hot Wheels stuck on my crotch until it works itself off.
Then, when I get with the next bitch and drop my draws, she's like, "wtf?". And I have to explain the whole thing. We always end up getting a laugh out of it but it also fucks up the sexy.