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cantthinkofanything
01-06-2015, 10:10 AM
was having a get together and we were sitting around doing some lines. all except Ricky who doesn't do that but he smokes out like a motherfucker. It was my turn and wasn't paying much attention and my bump got all cloggy in my nose. Ricky starts giggling like batshit and I look at him and he's holding the urn that had Granny Grunt's ashes in it. I look down and see that there's some ashes on the tray. My other buds are in between laughing and being pissed off because of the delay. I'm just straight pissed off.

Later Ricky tells me that during my NBA Finals party, he had also mixed a bunch of her ashes in with the Queso and had also fed them to my dog from time to time.