@ Clippers, sponsored by Splits and me going double or nothing...

[midnightpulp]

on Kobe shooting 45% or better in tonight's game (I got the over).

Whatta ya say, Splits? Up for it?

[Venti Quattro]

Probably under midnightpulp, or he's going 100% on 0/0

[Killakobe81]

With the Pistons ahead of Mavs Lakers will have a 2 game lead on the 4th pick after this Clippers win

The pick stays, sorry CN

[Splits]

Shit, didn't see this until after the game started. But I would have had to decline. Since he started taking games off he's shooting close to 50% and hasn't played for 4 days.

[midnightpulp]

Shit, didn't see this until after the game started. But I would have had to decline. Since he started taking games off he's shooting close to 50% and hasn't played for 4 days.

Yeah, and he's also taking much less and smarter shots.

I actually have to begrudgingly give the boy credit. He's stepping aside and letting the better players on the team take the load. His assist whoring is kind of annoying, but it's a start.

[DMC]

Dale like the dodo dodo bird...

[illmatic]

Is he in the reading room?

[Venti Quattro]

Is he in the reading room?

He's playing chess while everyone is playing checkers...

[illmatic]

Okay...

[Raven]

Kirby allowing the game come to him.. it aint comin... in the meantime, barnes shooting .750

[ClipperLuva]

http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeSoulGlow.jpg

[ClipperLuva]

http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeMJ.jpg

[Bynumite]

Feces and banana peels being thrown all over staples.

[Fabbs]

His assist whoring is kind of annoying, but it's a start.
His childish headgames which translate into his play.....
He either ballhogs or now plays his I Can Only Assist game.
Not play D or anything else.

You can tell most of the other Lakers can't stand playing with him.

But yeah it would be interesting to see how he could play if he actually tried team ball. He may triple double several times a season.

[Clipper Nation]

Watching the Clippers feed and there's definitely something wrong with Ralph Lawler. He's been slurring his words all night. Hope he's just drunk or something and not something serious like having a stroke.

[Bynumite]

His assist whoring is kind of annoying, but it's a start.

:lol

Blind hater until the end.

[Clipper Nation]

The pick stays

...in Arizona.

[Splits]

Shit, of course he goes scoreless in the first half on 0-4 shooting :lol

[Splits]

Is he in the reading room?

Sure has been nice the past couple days...


http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeSoulGlow.jpg


http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobeMJ.jpg

Potential, whoever's troll this is...

[Raven]

70 points half :lmao cant make this shit up :lmao

[ClipperLuva]

Los Angeles Lakers


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Ed Davis (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4259/ed-davis), PF
18
2-6
0-0
0-2
2
1
3
0
0
1
0
0
-26
4


Jordan Hill (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3994/jordan-hill), C
18
6-8
0-0
0-0
2
3
5
3
1
0
0
2
-22
12


Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
19
4-8
2-4
0-0
0
2
2
1
0
0
3
2
-22
10


Wayne Ellington (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3981/wayne-ellington), SG
24
3-6
2-3
2-2
0
1
1
3
0
0
0
2
-22
10


Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant), SG
18
0-5
0-1
0-0
0
3
3
6
0
0
4
0
-24
0


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer), PF
10
5-7
0-0
0-0
0
3
3
1
0
0
0
2
0
10


Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young), SF
9
0-3
0-1
0-0
0
1
1
1
0
0
0
0
-4
0


Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre), C
6
0-0
0-0
0-0
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
3
0
0


Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson), PG
8
1-4
0-0
2-2
1
2
3
0
0
0
0
1
-2
4


Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly), PF
Has not entered game


Tarik Black (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528393/tarik-black), PF
Has not entered game


Ronnie Price (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2807/ronnie-price), PG
Has not entered game


TOTALS

FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF

PTS



21-47
4-9
4-6
5
17
22
15
1
1
7
12

50




Number -24

Top 10 all time... lol

[Hemotivo]

:wow

[midnightpulp]

:lol

Blind hater until the end.

0-7 and 5TOs :lol

Kobe's legacy=DEEP FRIED

[midnightpulp]

Don't let up, Clips.

Beat them by 50.

[midnightpulp]

He made one!

1-9 for 2 points and 6TOs.

[Splits]

Damn, Clips going Parisian ISIS on the Lakers again....

[midnightpulp]

Another Kirby miss.

I admit, I have a problem. Watching him miss shots is like fuckin' crack. I can't get enough of it, and every time he "rests," I get withdrawals.

[ClipperLuva]

CJ Miles is bordering on Kobe-esque performance tonight, might be neck and neck but Bean has him beat in the giveaways.

[ClipperLuva]

Another Kirby miss.

I admit, I have a problem. Watching him miss shots is like fuckin' crack. I can't get enough of it, and every time he "rests," I get withdrawals.
And at home, where Karl's kids sleep.

[midnightpulp]

Get up to 40 before the 4th, Clips, and you might have a chance at a crushing 50 point win.

[illmatic]

Kobe, 2 of 12...:lol

Asshole is chucking his way to a top 5 pick this year.

[djohn2oo8]

Disgrace. I'm sure TWC is happy with those ratings

[ClipperLuva]

Dale secretly praying for the tank, calling it ass in public.

[midnightpulp]

Shitty close to the quarter for the Clips. Only going to up 35 now.

[illmatic]

Shit looks like the all-star game for the Clippers.

[Splits]

C'mon Tom, play CP3 and Blake in the 4th. LA deserves the entertainment. And I've got both of them in my fanduel lineup which could score big tonight...

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Gonna lose by 48 again

[djohn2oo8]

Lakers getting jailsexed.

[midnightpulp]

:lmao

7 more points.

Do it, Clips!

[Splits]

How did the Lakers get Black?

[djohn2oo8]

How did the Lakers get Black?

Rox waived him

[Splits]

Rox waived him

Damn, would've made a nice Toro

[midnightpulp]

Oh well, my dream of 50 just wasn't meant to be. Lakers go too hard in garbage time.

[Splits]

Is -34 any good?

:lol Wayne Ellington

[lefty]

:lol Cuckbe Bryant

[ClipperLuva]

Los Angeles Lakers


STARTERS
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Ed Davis (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4259/ed-davis), PF
23
2-6
0-0
0-2
2
1
3
0
0
1
0
1
-33
4


Jordan Hill (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3994/jordan-hill), C
23
6-8
0-0
1-2
2
3
5
3
1
0
0
2
-29
13


Jeremy Lin (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4299/jeremy-lin), PG
26
5-9
2-4
0-0
0
2
2
3
0
0
3
4
-15
12


Wayne Ellington (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3981/wayne-ellington), SG
40
4-10
2-6
3-4
0
3
3
3
0
0
0
3
-34
13


Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant), SG
28
2-12
0-3
0-0
0
8
8
7
1
0
6
1
-34
4


BENCH
MIN
FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF
+/-
PTS


Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer), PF
15
5-8
0-0
0-0
0
3
3
1
0
0
0
3
-5
10


Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly), PF
12
1-1
0-0
1-2
1
5
6
0
0
0
0
2
+11
3


Tarik Black (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528393/tarik-black), PF
12
2-4
0-0
1-3
0
3
3
0
0
0
0
0
+11
5


Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young), SF
30
4-15
1-6
2-2
1
4
5
2
1
0
2
0
-1
11


Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre), C
10
0-2
0-0
0-0
2
2
4
0
0
0
1
3
-5
0


Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson), PG
20
6-10
0-1
2-2
1
3
4
2
0
0
0
1
+9
14


Ronnie Price (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2807/ronnie-price), PG
DNP COACH'S DECISION


TOTALS

FGM-A
3PM-A
FTM-A
OREB
DREB
REB
AST
STL
BLK
TO
PF

PTS



37-85
5-20
10-17
9
37
46
21
3
1
12
20

89



43.5%
25.0%
58.8%



Fast break points: 7
Points in the paint: 52
Total Team Turnovers (Points off turnovers): 13 (15

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin

[Splits]

Worst game of Kirby's career (BR not updated with tonight's "performance")

http://i.imgur.com/fic5Va4.png

[Killakobe81]

The pick stays, period

[Clipper Nation]

The pick stays, period
...in Arizona.

[Killakobe81]

...in Arizona.

Doesnt make any sense ... usually in traded picks you say the pick was traded or surrendered ..
If the pick stays it's the Lakers shouldn't you say it "goes to Arizona"?!
We traded the pick but it only goes if it's outside the top 5. Semantics I know, but when you try to be clever you should at least be right.
And if you are mocking Cully at least be accurate.

And when we select Okafor, Mudiay or towns the 4 ass whuppings the Clips put on the Lakeshow will be a big part ... thanks, CN!

[Clipper Nation]

The Pick is in Arizona and it ain't budging.

Babby

[Killakobe81]

Also, that win Keeps Clips close to Rox who they should over take hopefully in the next week ...we get THAT pick too. Lakers could get the the #1 and #20 picks best case scenario

Worst case we get neither and I will really hate this season even more!!!

[Killakobe81]

The Pick is in Arizona and it ain't budging.

Babby

The January schedule says otherwise. My only concern is if Scott's "soft" speech has the same effect as Kobe's but I doubt it. We play Orlando who is sitting in the 5th tank position I fear we may lose that game but we still have a two game lead on the 4th spot. I hope the demoralized looks we saw last night was more of resignation versus resolve to do better we shall see Friday night.

Oh for CN ... I only had to sim this twice to get this result ... Okafor in purp and Gold

http://www.tankathon.com/

[Clipper Nation]

Kirby's chucking (2-12) and Turnobili-esque turnovers do tend to demoralize teammates...

[Killakobe81]

Kirby's chucking (2-12) and Turnobili-esque turnovers do tend to demoralize teammates...

Fuck Kobe and this team, tbh. it's trash. I said it all year. Kobe played like one of the worst of the trash last night ...he is not exampt.

the pick is ALL i have left.

Like Unser before Jax teller put one in his chest. He looked at Gemma looked at Jax and said that was all he had left ...

RIP the lakers season, Unser and SOA

[Killakobe81]

Oh for the record 12 shots is not all that bad the turnovers didnt matter on the score but we could at least made a respectable fight his TO's sucked the life out of any of that.

[Spur-Addict]

Anybody have that Steve Ballmer halftime gif?:lol

[Killakobe81]

Anybody have that Steve Ballmer halftime gif?:lol

I heard about this havent seen ..please share!

[Spur-Addict]

I heard about this havent seen ..please share!

I don't have it, if I did I'd use it right now. Shit is hilarious

[unforeseen]

Anybody have that Steve Ballmer halftime gif?:lol

https://vine.co/v/OpevzaX3vzD

[Spur-Addict]

https://vine.co/v/OpevzaX3vzD

:lol Thanks

[Splits]

:lmao I'm jealous of this guy, living the dream life. Why the fuck does he sit behind the basket?

[StrengthAndHonor]

Ballmer is awesome.

[Arcadian]

And when we select Okafor, Mudiay or towns the 4 ass whuppings the Clips put on the Lakeshow will be a big part ... thanks, CN!

Nigga please... The draft lottery is a crapshoot, and the actual draft is even MORE of a crapshoot. You simply cannot rely on the draft to get good anymore. You actually need good management. And that doesn't bode well for the Lakers. :lol

Remember when people talked about Jabari Parker like he was gonna come into the league and instantly be a franchise player? Yeah...how'd that work out?

[unforeseen]

Nigga please... The draft lottery is a crapshoot, and the actual draft is even MORE of a crapshoot. You simply cannot rely on the draft to get good anymore. You actually need good management. And that doesn't bode well for the Lakers. :lol

Remember when people talked about Jabari Parker like he was gonna come into the league and instantly be a franchise player? Yeah...how'd that work out?

Laker fans are the most delusional fan base in the league tbh.

[Killakobe81]

Nigga please... The draft lottery is a crapshoot, and the actual draft is even MORE of a crapshoot. You simply cannot rely on the draft to get good anymore. You actually need good management. And that doesn't bode well for the Lakers. :lol

Remember when people talked about Jabari Parker like he was gonna come into the league and instantly be a franchise player? Yeah...how'd that work out?

Y'all must got me confused ... I agree the draft is absolutely a crap shoot. Randle and Jabari are both out for the year same with Embiid. Wiggins looks good but not ADavis good. THE PG from OK state that the Celts drafted doesnt appear to have a a much higher cieling than Avery Bradley ...

I dont think Okafor is Tim duncan re-incarnate or Mudiay Westbrook 2.0. But when you are at the bottom like the Lakers you need talent, assets and some luck. The draft can get you some of both if you are lucky. I think allowing the team to bottom out and clear cap-space whether we were being smart or just lucky Melo and Dwight left is where we need to be.

You Johnny come lately from upstairs just dont realize that CN and myself have been going back and forth on THE PICK ... CN, wants us to lose it because it will make this shitty season pointless and the LOL will be endless.

I just want a tradeable asset or a young player to watch develop. I have no delusions of grandeur even if we get Okafor. I dont think he will be as good as ADavis, but we shall see.