England trying to get America type fat: 8000 calorie breakfast for about $20.

[Blake]

"The Corner Cafe in Portishead, near Bristol, is currently offering its Monster Mega Challenge breakfast, which will set you back £15 and 8,000 calories.It contains a quite astonishing 59 breakfast items and you have to sign a waiver before you attempt it.Challenge accepted?Then, you’ll have to take down six of each of the following:*bacon rashers, eggs, sausages, black pudding and hash browns.You also get*two three-egg omelettes (one’s never enough), four portions each of fried potatoes and fried mushrooms, four onion rings, four slices of toast, two slices of fried toast, two portions of stewed tomatoes, two portions of baked beans, and the essential half a grilled tomato.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/13/very-big-breakfast-you-have-to-sign-a-waiver-before-you-attempt-this-8000-calorie-59-item-fry-up-5019953/

[Blake]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/swns2.jpg?w=540&h=345&crop=1

nice glasses. Is it 1994 over there?

[mrsmaalox]

Yumm I love English breakfast :)

[Blizzardwizard]

Damn, only £15? I'ma have to get myself over there :lol

[ohmwrecker]

It doesn't look appetizing.

[The Gemini Method]

What the fuck is a Bacon Rasher?

[Axl Rose]

They are trying to become america in more ways than one, letting in millions of third worlders and becoming increasingly irrelevant. I guess being fat fits too.

[cantthinkofanything]

What the fuck is a Bacon Rasher?

Something I gave your mom. Tell her to but a little hydro cortisone on it.

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Something I gave your mom. Tell her to but a little hydro cortisone on it.

:lol

Haha. At least someone gave it to my mom--she's been lonely since my pops died. Thanks, bruh. I know now who the small dicked boy toy she has. Best of luck!

[cantthinkofanything]

Haha. At least someone gave it to my mom--she's been lonely since my pops died. Thanks, bruh. I know now who the small dicked boy toy she has. Best of luck!

thanks!

but for reals...I had to look up "rasher" of bacon and it's just a slice.

I thought it was going to be some fucked up British way of making bacon.

[DJR210]

What a bunch of fat fucks over there in England smh..and they wonder why we dominated them and took our freedom.