Tired of f-ing lists

[cantthinkofanything]

So many lists now. I usually don't even click anymore because 1) they are in fucking slideshows and 2) they never make any sense.

But I decided to find out who the top 40 prettiest Jewish women of Hollywood are...

It's got a few right but pretty random shit for the most part.

I don't think Kate Hudson is a knockout but she's like 15 spots below Barbara Streisand. And how the fuck is Pink "hollywood".

http://www.pressroomvip.com/top-40-bat-mitzvahed-beauties-of-hollywood/41/

[Avante]

Always had a thing about lists, they tell you so much if you know the topic. They are neat and in my opinion....cool.

My favorite.....lists. All top 10's just not in order.

Female blues singers

Ma Rainey
Bessie Smith
Memphis Minnie
Victoria Spivey
Ida Cox
Lottle Beamon
Lucille Bogan
Geechie Wiley
Rosie May Moore
Alice Moore

Caribbean Sprinters

Ato Boldon Trinidad
Silvio Leonard Cuba
Kim Collins St. Kitts
Usian Bolt Jamaica
Tom Robinson Bahamas
Obadele Thompson Barbados
E. McDonald Bailey Trinidad
Asafa Powell Jamaica
Enrique Figuerola Cuba

Fictional Literary Heros

Conan
Kothar
Thongor
Kyrik
Orion
Solomon Kane
Elric of Melniborn
Dorian Hawkmoon
Brak the Barbarian
El Borak

Blind Blues Singers

Sonny Terry
Blind Willie McTell
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Willie Reynolds
Blind Willie Walker
Blind Blake
Blind Gary Davis
Blind Mamie Forehand
Blind Willie Johnson
Sleepy John Estes

USC Running Backs

Frank Gifford
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett
Mike Garrett
O.J.Simpson
Charles White
Marcus Allen
Sam "Bam" Cunningham
Anthony Davis
Ricky Bell
Reggie Bush

HBCU sprinters

Willie McGee Alcorn
Bob Hayes FAMU
Jimmy Hines TSU
Stone Johnson Grambling
Oliver Ford Southern U
Tim Montgomery Norfolk St
Art Bragg Morgan St
Mozelle Ellerbe Tuskegee Inst
Theolonious Bush TSU
Morris Jackson Jackson St

Football/track Names

Fair Hooker ASU
Hiawatha Francisco ND
Haven Moses SDS
Ebanizar Edmonds SJDelta
Elijah Jefferson Arizona
Handsome Wearing ND
Elvis Peacock Oklahoma
Emerson Boozer MES
Savante Stringfellow Miss
Mackinley Dillingham COS

Movies

Cool Hand Luke
King Kong 1933
The Hustler
Casablanca
The Searchers
On the Waterfront
Roadhouse
Treasure of the Sierra Madras
Key Largo
Gone With The Wind

Black QB's

Russell Wilson
Randall Cunningham
Donovan McNabb
Doug Williams
Marlon "The Magician" Briscow
Steve McNair
Warren Moon
James Harris
Daunte Culpepper


White Sprinters

Hal "The California Comet" Davis
Archie "The Milwaukee Meteor" Hahn
Payton Jordan
Bobby Morrow
Dave Sime
Mel Patton
Percy Williams
Harold Abrahams
Eric Liddell
Bernie Wefers

Authors

Robert E. Howard
H.P.Lovecraft
James Lee Burke
John Steinbeck
Harlan Ellison
H.G.Wells
Jack London
Edgar Allan Poe
Michael Moorcock
Edgar Rice Burroughs

[ChumpDumper]

Always had a thing about listshttp://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cr2uKczt1rwcc6bo1_500.gif

they tell you so much if you know the topic.http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ps8yq4fs4rygif/original.gif

[cantthinkofanything]

Always had a thing about lists, they tell you so much if you know the topic. They are neat and in my opinion....cool.

My favorite.....lists. All top 10's just not in order.

Female blues singers

Ma Rainey
Bessie Smith
Memphis Minnie
Victoria Spivey
Ida Cox
Lottle Beamon
Lucille Bogan
Geechie Wiley
Rosie May Moore
Alice Moore

Caribbean Sprinters

Ato Boldon Trinidad
Silvio Leonard Cuba
Kim Collins St. Kitts
Usian Bolt Jamaica
Tom Robinson Bahamas
Obadele Thompson Barbados
E. McDonald Bailey Trinidad
Asafa Powell Jamaica
Enrique Figuerola Cuba

Fictional Literary Heros

Conan
Kothar
Thongor
Kyrik
Orion
Solomon Kane
Elric of Melniborn
Dorian Hawkmoon
Brak the Barbarian
El Borak

Blind Blues Singers

Sonny Terry
Blind Willie McTell
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Willie Reynolds
Blind Willie Walker
Blind Blake
Blind Gary Davis
Blind Mamie Forehand
Blind Willie Johnson
Sleepy John Estes

USC Running Backs

Frank Gifford
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett
Mike Garrett
O.J.Simpson
Charles White
Marcus Allen
Sam "Bam" Cunningham
Anthony Davis
Ricky Bell
Reggie Bush

HBCU sprinters

Willie McGee Alcorn
Bob Hayes FAMU
Jimmy Hines TSU
Stone Johnson Grambling
Oliver Ford Southern U
Tim Montgomery Norfolk St
Art Bragg Morgan St
Mozelle Ellerbe Tuskegee Inst
Theolonious Bush TSU
Morris Jackson Jackson St

Football/track Names

Fair Hooker ASU
Hiawatha Francisco ND
Haven Moses SDS
Ebanizar Edmonds SJDelta
Elijah Jefferson Arizona
Handsome Wearing ND
Elvis Peacock Oklahoma
Emerson Boozer MES
Savante Stringfellow Miss
Mackinley Dillingham COS

Movies

Cool Hand Luke
King Kong 1933
The Hustler
Casablanca
The Searchers
On the Waterfront
Roadhouse
Treasure of the Sierra Madras
Key Largo
Gone With The Wind


This is way bigger than you. I meant the lists that are linked from every website and that give you a slideshow to click through. Just give me a list that I can read down in a second or two with links to pictures or more data if I'm interested.

And of most of these subjective lists, there's not even polls or anything anymore. It's just some rambling by some "writer" who probably has a top 2 or 3 in mind but then fills it out to 25 with the first thing that pops in his mind.

Conversely, your lists would be perfect for slideshows because after the first screen, people would know that they don't give a shit and never have to see the rest of the list. Although I wished your Avante troll had enough tech acumen to put one together with pics and useless facts. It would actually be funny the first time through.

[Avante]

This is way bigger than you. I meant the lists that are linked from every website and that give you a slideshow to click through. Just give me a list that I can read down in a second or two with links to pictures or more data if I'm interested.

And of most of these subjective lists, there's not even polls or anything anymore. It's just some rambling by some "writer" who probably has a top 2 or 3 in mind but then fills it out to 25 with the first thing that pops in his mind.

Conversely, your lists would be perfect for slideshows because after the first screen, people would know that they don't give a shit and never have to see the rest of the list. Although I wished your Avante troll had enough tech acumen to put one together with pics and useless facts. It would actually be funny the first time through.

The thing with lists is it tells you the depths someone is at when it comes to things. If you wanna find out how much they know about something just ask for a list. It's simple and says it all real quick. You cannot talk British rock without the....The Beatles. You can't talk Rockabilly without Elvis or Sci fi without H.G.Wells. Then those who really know their stuff can talk.....Savoy Brown, Johnny Burnette, George Griffith. Lists divide the haves from the have nots.

You will find nobody out there who can do this but me. And it's cool knowing you are the only one.

Top Texas Southern sprinters

Jimmy Hines
Robert Taylor
Ralph Alpaugh
Theo Bush
Henry Neal
Homer Jones
Renaldo Dawson
Augustine Olobia
Willie Polk
Clyde Duncan

Top Niner running backs

Frank Gore
Roger Craig
Joe "The Jet" Perry
Hugh "The King" McElhenny
Ricky Watters
JD Smith
Garrison Hearst
Wendell Tyler
Delvin Williams
Ken Willard

Fist decade of them Mississippi Delta Blues

Freddie Spruell
Rube Lacy
Tommy Johnson
Garfield Akers
Ishman Bracey
Charley Patton
Son House
Bo Carter
Willie Brown
Kid Bailey

Pro Rasslers

Lou Thesz
Bruno Sammartino
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Hulk Hogan
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Verne Gagne
Killer Kowalski
Fred Blassie
John Cena
Dick the Brusier

Now who would you come to if you wanted to know about those things, yep....me. No matter where I go out there in cyber space I never find anyone who can match my knowledge whern it comes to those topics I talk about, which is cool.:hat

[ChumpDumper]

Here's a list of people who care about Avante's lists:

[Avante]

We can all...

I love sex
my fav band is...
my fav burger is....
I'm horny
today in France...
there is no God
there is a God
I have a hard on
how many times a day do you shit?
we all evolved from fish
only idiots think we evolved from fish
I just farted

I like to do other things.

[ChumpDumper]

We can all make lists too.

That's the only thing some people can do.