View Full Version : Mavs: Mavs ask to change Divisions
Fabbs
01-15-2015, 09:54 AM
(New York) Dallas Maveriks owner Marc Cuban has formally submitted paperwork on behalf of Dirk Novitski, asking the league office to shift the Mavs to a Division where "I won't have to be in the shadow of Tim Duncan." MavFans.org and MavTrolls.org, in conjunction with Butthurt.org have sent scores of emails in support of the move.
Novitski, distraught over years of being unable to measure up to Tim Duncan, apparantly has made this request numerous times but league officials asked him to be patient in hopes that Duncan would retire.
link:
www.suckmyBallsmavtrolls.com
ElNono
01-15-2015, 09:58 AM
needs more work, Fabbs...
Fabbs
01-15-2015, 10:00 AM
needs more work, Fabbs...
yeah i know. Westcoast, i haven't had my morning stims yet.
ElNono
01-15-2015, 10:01 AM
don't blame you, it was a lot easier when JET was there, IMO
unleashbaynes
01-15-2015, 10:15 AM
:lmao what??? this is so bad it's good.
King Emmanuel
01-15-2015, 05:17 PM
pity post
hehateme
01-15-2015, 05:20 PM
Come on fabbs you are better than this. I expect this from calf tats but not you...
Kool Bob Love
01-15-2015, 05:22 PM
:rollin
Blake
01-15-2015, 05:31 PM
:lmao what??? this is so bad it's good.
sobaditsgood.org
10/0
monosylab1k
01-15-2015, 05:40 PM
Being funny is too hard!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Ralph_Wiggum.png
Hemotivo
01-15-2015, 05:53 PM
:reading
Fabbs
01-17-2015, 11:19 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/25964132/ralph_nose.gif
I'm a MavsFan on a Spurs board.
Fabbs
01-25-2015, 10:05 PM
We've got a big lead for 1st place.
Oh wait we don't.
Clipper Nation
01-25-2015, 10:13 PM
Breaking news about the Dallas Mavericks!!
It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao
:lmao
Fabbs
01-27-2015, 10:28 PM
http://www.everythingaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/c77a1659-2397-4d19-a48c-1d68f45b1825_412x232.jpg
We beated the Grizzleys
There there Monny. Almost.
Fabbs
03-07-2015, 09:24 AM
My Mavs are still in 1st place.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Ralph_Wiggum.png
AaronY
03-07-2015, 10:08 AM
Fabbs is a pretty big Simpsons fan apparently
Fabbs is a pretty big Simpsons fan apparently
Flabbs
Fabbs
03-10-2015, 10:02 PM
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/39/Ralph_wiggum.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120620154037&path-prefix=pt
We leaded the Spurs in December.
Nope I haven't been boasting
Thread
03-10-2015, 10:26 PM
^At home, >?
Yep, at home. We just don't have it. Rondo fucks up the spacing and everything just stops when the ball is in his hands. And the defense is atrocious. Frustrating to watch.
Pelicans78
03-10-2015, 11:00 PM
If the Thunder and Pelicans both get fully healthy, Mavs could be in danger of getting a playoff spot. But I think they will still end up with the 7th seed and have a decent chance against Memphis or Portland.
Killakobe81
03-10-2015, 11:05 PM
If the Thunder and Pelicans both get fully healthy, Mavs could be in danger of getting a playoff spot. But I think they will still end up with the 7th seed and have a decent chance against Memphis or Portland.
NY guess is 8th at best but since they have 2nd best coach they still dangerous. Dirk looks far removed from 2011 and Robson fucking up spacing doesn't help him
Fabbs
04-28-2015, 09:48 PM
A lazy pass from TOSB Dirk Novitski was easy picked off and lead to a dunk over the slow footed German at the other end has spelled the end for Mavie.
Yes, its an end to the Dallas Mavs 2015 season.
A group calling itself "Faggots for Mavs" headed by their leader "MultiTroll Mav Faggot" has said they will deal with the loss by "posting on a Spurs board and making up more profiles on moms laptop."
Meanwhile the Mavs request to change not only Divisions but be placed in the Leastern Conference has been recieved by the NBA.
MultiTroll
04-29-2015, 10:14 AM
monosylab1k I have more time to go to the movies after the Mavs get run. I see lots of movies.
MultiTroll
07-06-2015, 07:17 PM
Bump
MultiTroll
02-05-2016, 11:15 PM
Fabbs owning
I dunno the Mavs just pulled with 37.
In the mid third quarter. :lol
Spurtacular
02-06-2016, 12:24 PM
(New York) Dallas Maveriks owner Marc Cuban has formally submitted paperwork on behalf of Dirk Novitski, asking the league office to shift the Mavs to a Division where "I won't have to be in the shadow of Tim Duncan." MavFans.org and MavTrolls.org, in conjunction with Butthurt.org have sent scores of emails in support of the move.
Novitski, distraught over years of being unable to measure up to Tim Duncan, apparantly has made this request numerous times but league officials asked him to be patient in hopes that Duncan would retire.
link:
www.suckmyBallsmavtrolls.com (http://www.suckmyBallsmavtrolls.com)
It's Novitzkee. Geez, learn how to spell.
MultiTroll
08-20-2019, 02:19 PM
I'm a Mavs Troll on a Spurs site.
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For AlexJones sake please make it happen.
phxspurfan
08-30-2019, 12:54 PM
Bumpy :lol
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