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cantthinkofanything
01-19-2015, 05:08 PM
Rick Ross - No, we still haven't forgotten about his parole officer days.
Iggy Azalea - Her rump is fake. Her accent is fake. Fake fake fake.
Dwight Howard - He came into the league acting holier than thou while getting chicks pregnant left and right.
Miley Cyrus - She wants to be a black woman sooooo bad...nobody is buying that crap.
Eddie Long - No country for false teaching and messing with kids.
Kim Kardashian - Fake skin is deep sometimes too.
Taylor Swift - She pretends to be wholesome and girl next door but everyone is getting fed up with the act.
James Franco - He wants to be all "weird" and unique but he's seen as pretty much a pretentious guy.
Riff Raff - Well. Look at him.
Tito and Jermaine Jackson – They bought their faces.
Don Lemon – Yeah. We’re seeing how he looks in the light.
Apollo – Getting arrested for fraud is pretty fake, right?
Kris Jenner – Everything she does is for publicity…nobody is buying it.

http://bossip.com/1018346/the-15-fakest-celebrities-in-the-world39204/13/

InRareForm
01-19-2015, 08:14 PM
:wakeup

DJR210
01-19-2015, 09:51 PM
Rick Ross - No, we still haven't forgotten about his parole officer days.

Agreed. Highly doubt that he was dealing tons of coke while working as a parole officer. Possible, but highly unlikely.

Iggy Azalea - Her rump is fake. Her accent is fake. Fake fake fake.

Extremely fraudulent. An Australian bitch rapping with a deep southern accent smh.

Dwight Howard - He came into the league acting holier than thou while getting chicks pregnant left and right.

I don't see him as fake, but more and more players as exposing him as a bitch. You know it's bad when Kobe's sassy fem ass punks you on the court and calls you soft while you walk around with an akward smile.

Miley Cyrus - She wants to be a black woman sooooo bad...nobody is buying that crap.

I don't consider shaking your ass a strictly black thing, more so a skank thing which isn't limited to color. I've never heard her album, so I'm not sure if she was trying to sound black on it.

Eddie Long - No country for false teaching and messing with kids.

Who?

Kim Kardashian - Fake skin is deep sometimes too.

Other than the plastic surgery, what is she being accused of as being fake? Those big beautiful titties are definitely real.

Taylor Swift - She pretends to be wholesome and girl next door but everyone is getting fed up with the act.

What has she done that people consider "fake"?

James Franco - He wants to be all "weird" and unique but he's seen as pretty much a pretentious guy.

Meh.

Riff Raff - Well. Look at him.

:lol White dude with braids and a grill claiming Acres Homes..no fucking way

Tito and Jermaine Jackson – They bought their faces.

How did Michael not get the nod over these two clowns?

Don Lemon – Yeah. We’re seeing how he looks in the light.

Yeah, he's definitely white.

Apollo – Getting arrested for fraud is pretty fake, right?

Meh.

Kris Jenner – Everything she does is for publicity…nobody is buying it.

WGAF about Kris Jenner.

AlexJones
01-20-2015, 02:31 AM
Jennifer Lawrence

mojorizen7
01-20-2015, 03:51 AM
Colin Kaepernick

cantthinkofanything
01-20-2015, 09:20 AM
Rick Ross - No, we still haven't forgotten about his parole officer days.

Agreed. Highly doubt that he was dealing tons of coke while working as a parole officer. Possible, but highly unlikely.

Iggy Azalea - Her rump is fake. Her accent is fake. Fake fake fake.

Extremely fraudulent. An Australian bitch rapping with a deep southern accent smh.

Dwight Howard - He came into the league acting holier than thou while getting chicks pregnant left and right.

I don't see him as fake, but more and more players as exposing him as a bitch. You know it's bad when Kobe's sassy fem ass punks you on the court and calls you soft while you walk around with an akward smile.

Miley Cyrus - She wants to be a black woman sooooo bad...nobody is buying that crap.

I don't consider shaking your ass a strictly black thing, more so a skank thing which isn't limited to color. I've never heard her album, so I'm not sure if she was trying to sound black on it.

Eddie Long - No country for false teaching and messing with kids.

Who?

Kim Kardashian - Fake skin is deep sometimes too.

Other than the plastic surgery, what is she being accused of as being fake? Those big beautiful titties are definitely real.

Taylor Swift - She pretends to be wholesome and girl next door but everyone is getting fed up with the act.

What has she done that people consider "fake"?

James Franco - He wants to be all "weird" and unique but he's seen as pretty much a pretentious guy.

Meh.

Riff Raff - Well. Look at him.

:lol White dude with braids and a grill claiming Acres Homes..no fucking way

Tito and Jermaine Jackson – They bought their faces.

How did Michael not get the nod over these two clowns?

Don Lemon – Yeah. We’re seeing how he looks in the light.

Yeah, he's definitely white.

Apollo – Getting arrested for fraud is pretty fake, right?

Meh.

Kris Jenner – Everything she does is for publicity…nobody is buying it.

WGAF about Kris Jenner.

these were almost my exact thoughts...except in addition to Eddie Long, I had to add a "Who?" to Don Lemmon and Apollo.
IMO, most of these lists are started by someone who has an axe to grind about one or two specific people. In this list, my guess would be Taylor Swift as one of them.
LOL at the writer's comments. It sounds like a high-schooler wrote this.

Taylor Swift -
She pretends to be wholesome and girl next door but everyone is getting fed up with the act.


I know...right? Like what a bitch.

2pac > Kobe
01-20-2015, 04:03 PM
idk man, I know iggy got a fake ass n all that but i cant help myself :p: :hungry:

~O~
01-21-2015, 10:45 AM
idk man, I know iggy got a fake ass n all that but i cant help myself :p: :hungry:

Shieet. I believe everyone has something they've lied about at one point. Therefore, everyone is fake. There's just levels...of fake.

ohmwrecker
01-21-2015, 10:56 AM
Jennifer Lawrence

She never said she didn't like jizz on her face.