the Hagee twitter fun thread

[Blake]

I figured I'd make a thread to keep track of ol John's twitter hits for shits and grins

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[Blake]

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[pgardn]

Now how about this guy in the locker room drying his crotch with the hair blower.

That would truly be untold harm visited upon mankind.

[Blake]

Now how about this guy in the locker room drying his crotch with the hair blower.

That would truly be untold harm visited upon mankind.

That guy is going to hell

[Blake]

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That's a gangsta balla business move. Next will be Cornerstone Beat headphones

[baseline bum]

Do you guys think Jesus would be a millionaire living in the Dominion if he came back?

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Do you guys think Jesus would be a millionaire living in the Dominion if he came back?

Hagee's fringe sect obviously doesn't take vows of poverty, humility, silence

[Blake]

Do you guys think Jesus would be a millionaire living in the Dominion if he came back?

If D Rob were still there, maybe

[pgardn]

Do you guys think Jesus would be a millionaire living in the Dominion if he came back?

Hagee fills the guilty rich Christian need niche.
And he completely fills that niche by the look of it.

[SnakeBoy]

I have an inlaw & his wife that converted from Catholicism to some prosperity gospel church after they started having some success in life. It's been really effective at teaching them to act like a douche without guilt.

[Blake]

I have an inlaw & his wife that converted from Catholicism to some prosperity gospel church after they started having some success in life. It's been really effective at teaching them to act like a douche without guilt.

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[Blake]

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[Blake]

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Wut

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Wut

Obese Hagee is of course the example par excellence of good health. Do as I say (God talks to me), not as I do.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

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Well of course she was

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John Hagee: Obama's Treatment Of Benjamin Netanyahu Will Cause God To Destroy America

"I am a student of world history," Hagee said, "and you can wrap up world history in 25 words or less and here it is:

the nations that blessed Israel prospered and the nations that cursed Israel were destroyed by the hand of God."

The Egyptian Empire, the Babylonian Empire, and the Ottoman Empire have all been wiped out, Hagee said, and even the British Empire has been "reduced to one tiny island because, since Edward the First, they have been and remain an anti-Semitic nation."

America will face the same fate, Hagee warned (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx_jeBTtiv8), because God "is watching what America does as it responds to Israel. If America turns its back on Israel, God will turn his back on America. And that's a fact. It's proven by history":

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/john-hagee-obamas-treatment-benjamin-netanyahu-will-cause-god-destroy-america

Meelyuns of rednecks, old white people, evangelicals, bubbas, etc finance Hagee as if he were the fountain of Wisdom

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lol


Obese Hagee is of course the example par excellence of good health. Do as I say (God talks to me), not as I do.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

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[TeyshaBlue]

:lmao

[Blake]

:lol I read it again

[CosmicCowboy]

Hagee is a big time crook. He has figured out dozens of ways to legally suck money out of the church for personal use. The most egregious are loans he takes from the church to start businesses like restaurants (remember that one on 1604 with the plane out front?) if the business fails he just defaults on the loan.

[Spurminator]

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Oh, well okay then.

[baseline bum]

Hagee is a big time crook. He has figured out dozens of ways to legally suck money out of the church for personal use. The most egregious are loans he takes from the church to start businesses like restaurants (remember that one on 1604 with the plane out front?) if the business fails he just defaults on the loan.

I have a family member broke as fuck who gives lots of her money to that piece of shit and to the even worse Kenneth Copeland because she believes that prosperity gospel bullshit about she'll soon by a millionaire after giving her money to God.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Do you guys think Jesus would be a millionaire living in the Dominion if he came back?

fat millionaire

[FuzzyLumpkins]

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Oh, well okay then.

If it's a Bible issue then why are we giving it away to one set of non-believers instead of the other as opposed to taking that shit for our own err I mean for the church?

[angrydude]

Are prosperity gospels a new trend going around? I know the mega church thing has been going on for a while, but I didn't know if it had morphed into something else. I guess it makes sense. First you get your marks in the house, then you bleed them dry.

[angrydude]

Also, the three heavens? Are they stealing stuff from Morminism now?

[boutons_deux]

Are prosperity gospels a new trend going around? I know the mega church thing has been going on for a while, but I didn't know if it had morphed into something else. I guess it makes sense. First you get your marks in the house, then you bleed them dry.

There's deep connection between the 1%/VRWC/Repug political right and the Christian right.

If you have money, God loves you, you deserve to be insanely wealthy, by any means, because God wants you to be wealthy, and we right wingers will cut your taxes because God loves you. God talks to us.

If you don't have money, God doesn't love, wants you punished, you're bad, criminal, lazy, undeserving of public assistance which we right wingers are cutting to the bone because that's what God wants.

[angrydude]

wow. Out of pure curiosity I went to that guys website and watched one of his videos. It was disturbing how political it was at times. I really don't think that has any place in a church.
He describes God's attributes or "praises God" a lot in order to get applause lines.
He also has very bad reading comprehension of the few Bible verses he read. And then he extrapolates from his misunderstanding of the english language. A cynical person would say he's just making things up.

[baseline bum]

wow. Out of pure curiosity I went to that guys website and watched one of his videos. It was disturbing how political it was at times. I really don't think that has any place in a church.
He describes God's attributes or "praises God" a lot in order to get applause lines.
He also has very bad reading comprehension of the few Bible verses he read. And then he extrapolates from his misunderstanding of the english language. A cynical person would say he's just making things up.

He's also one of these end of the world lunatics. He writes tons of books about it and you can go back and find that fat piece of shit giving sermons in 2007 or 2008 about how the world was going to end in 5 years. So I always wonder this brainwashed family member is going to become a millionaire in the next 5 years.

[Blake]

It was disturbing how political it was at times. I really don't think that has any place in a church.


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The Christian Right Still dominates the GOP -- Is There Any End in Sight?

That the evangelical right already controls the GOP shouldn’t really be in dispute. Not only do the Republicans do exactly as the Christian right tells them on every social issue, such as reproductive rights or gay rights, but Republicans also pay fealty to the Christian right by targeting Muslim countries with their hawkish posturing or using (http://www.alternet.org/belief/9-ways-christian-zealots-ruin-america) Christian language to rationalize slashing the social safety net. If you were trying to come up with a quick-and-dirty description of the Republican Party, “coalition of corporate and patriarchal religious interests” would be it.

the legislative record shows the opposite. Legal abortion is all but wiped out in many red states, the Supreme Court is stacked with Republican appointees who give the religious right nearly anything they want, and all gains that gay people have made have been resisted at every turn by Republicans.

There’s no greater measure of power than being able to force every would-be candidate to toe your line to have any hope of getting the party nomination for president.

Christian conservatives are a minority, but they have a disproportionate amount of power because their people are conformist and obedient, which means they are easy to both convince to vote and to get them to vote how you want them to.

white Christian America, of which the Christian right is merely a subset, is losing its numbers. White Christians are now a minority in 19 states and it’s trend that is only picking up steam. A huge reason for this change is simply that white Christians are leaving the faith in droves

Right now, the Christian right absolutely controls the Republican Party, as a simple perusal of the field of potential GOP presidential nominees shows.

http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/christian-right-still-dominates-gop-there-any-end-sight?akid=12905.187590.rQzPYd&rd=1&src=newsletter1033476&t=6

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It was disturbing how political it was at times. I really don't think that has any place in a church.


that's an IRS violation which should cost Hagee, etc their tax exempt status,but Repugs have slashed IRS budget by $100Ms and intimidated IRS with the fabricated "targeted (IRS-rule-violating) only conservative PACs)

[Blake]

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Seeing this fat slob taking selfies with politicians, discussing Israel.......stomach turning

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Seeing this fat slob taking selfies with politicians, discussing Israel.......stomach turning

As Billy Graham's fils pourri Franklin is much worse, more nutjob extremist than Billy, I expect Hagee's fils pourri will also be worse.

[Blake]

Hagee is a big time crook. He has figured out dozens of ways to legally suck money out of the church for personal use. The most egregious are loans he takes from the church to start businesses like restaurants (remember that one on 1604 with the plane out front?) if the business fails he just defaults on the loan.

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[Blake]

The irony is ironic

[Blake]

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prosperity gospel is the capitalistic version of American materialistic Christianity

if you're good, (work real hard for shitty wages at BigCorp), God loves you and makes you rich (just wait for it and keep tithing, suckers).

if you're bad, God won't reward you, you stay poor (and still work hard for shitty wages).

If you're poor, it's because you're bad, so VRWC/Repugs/conservatives have every justification to cut the social safety net, raise you're taxes, steal you're retirement, exploit you in every possible way, hold you down, while enriching themselves. The rich are rich because God loves them.

All very neat, overlapping, tied together, re-inforcing.

and of course, totally 100% corrupt.

[HarryLoLa]

8 ^ ) :p:

[HarryLoLa]

... A cynical person would say he's just making things up.

People who aren't cynical say that about him as well.

[HarryLoLa]

Okay

[Blake]

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John had to get his fat ass on up to DC to attention whore while he has the opening

[HarryLoLa]

A reckoning comes.

[Blake]

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Lol couldn't figure out how to crop out MASH

[Blake]

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unless of course his hands are the ones doing the murdering #noahsark #crucifixion

[Blake]

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[Blake]

merry Christmas son

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Thanks earth dad. You're the best.

[Blake]

Damn if i could just convince that nutbar family to follow them around Khardasian style. I'd be so rich.

[boutons_deux]

merry Christmas son

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Thanks earth dad. You're the best.

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