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cantthinkofanything
01-23-2015, 12:05 PM
I'm a dog person but we have a couple of cats. They're pretty cool animals so I created this thread and poem.

Cats
Majestic beasts, I watch you walk silently across the floor
Stealthy, agile, I marvel at your physical prowess
Independent, you want for nothing
Why the fuck do you have to knock shit off the table and counters?

Avante
01-23-2015, 12:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7lKHn_pTeE




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf4A-63p3kA




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQ6ih0R_zY

cantthinkofanything
01-23-2015, 12:34 PM
Avante, you dirty pig fucker. Do you have anything to say about cats? Felines? No bullshit here. Respect the thread. Do you know what that means little feller?

Avante
01-23-2015, 01:14 PM
Avante, you dirty pig fucker. Do you have anything to say about cats? Felines? No bullshit here. Respect the thread. Do you know what that means little feller?

I had a cat
black as could be
I named him Frankie
hee hee hee

Frankie liked that pussy
he would howl and moan
so I had to lock him up
so he couldn't roam

so around midnight
when it was as dark
as can be
here came all that pussy
looking for my Frankie

they'd howl, some would scream
while there sat Frankie
lost in a dream

Frankie is gone now
died the other day
so hopefully
all that pussy
will go away

meow!

JudynTX
01-23-2015, 01:21 PM
My cats are awesome. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/AstroandPenny_zps2fe30523.jpg

And they don't like poems.

benefactor
01-23-2015, 01:23 PM
N0 LyF3 ScRuB

Avante
01-23-2015, 01:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfwqRyuGVB8

DJR210
01-23-2015, 01:49 PM
Awaiting N0 LyF3 ScRuB (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681)'s poem

cantthinkofanything
01-23-2015, 01:55 PM
My cats are awesome.

And they don't like poems.

Our cats are pretty cool. But one of them will get on a counter or table and just sit there and knock things off one by one. Just watching them fall on the floor. Then just leaves and does something else.
The other one will find a hairband somewhere and then drop it into the dogs' water bowl. Every day, there is a hairband in the water bowl.

Silver&Black
01-23-2015, 03:00 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1326219353_cat_pushes_friend_down_stairs.gif

Darth_Pelican
01-23-2015, 04:28 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1326219353_cat_pushes_friend_down_stairs.gif

https://33.media.tumblr.com/2214b54a4c6b129d9ca296176ab5b9be/tumblr_nbjpxe75Z11sodo64o1_500.gif