My conversation with Avante about the NFL's Fastest Man

[cantthinkofanything]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796800#post7796800)
Then you'd be wrong as you usually are. Most people can't run a 100m. Obviously I'm talking about being about to sustain/maintain a large % of max velocity which is 100m sprinting. That being what seperates world class sprinters from everyone else.

Please don't play.....he could run that far...ok? I couldn't really run a 100m today, at around 60 I'm done.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796840#post7796840)

I doubt you can run much farther than from the computer to the toilet. But I do think you probably have a fast time in that distance.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796850#post7796850) Why the constant need to act 13?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796881#post7796881)
I bet if I acted 13 and Filipino, you'd have a different attitude.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796961#post7796961)
Still stupid about that...also...wow~~~~~~~




http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796969#post7796969)
It took you about 30 minutes longer than normal to reply.

15 minutes to chop up and snort Viagra
10 minutes to conjur up image of 13 year old Filipino and get erection
5 minutes to clean up mess in your pants because you forgot to pull them down before you jizzed


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7796974#post7796974)
How about I got a phone call from a guy owing me $$$$? He made the mistake of betting against me.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7797103#post7797103)
well...how about it then!?!!?! step to me son...step to me and taste this knuckle sandwich...
oh...does that make your thirsty?!??! here...have a Hawaiian...PUUUUUNNNNCHCHCCHH.
what's that behind you? stand still, and I'll double eagle kick your head around so you can look...
oh...it was just my right hand coming around to say "hi...POWWWW!"
so how about that phone call then?
scared much?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7797120#post7797120)

How many more years before you outgrow puberty?


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon2.png Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7797166#post7797166)
I bet you say that to all the girls.

[Avante]

If this forum went...BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!...tomorrow, 20 years from now everyone here would have forgotten everything about this but.....me......hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This little shit would see a fast black guy on tv and think..."I miss Avante"

Love it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only I can do this.

NFL Fastest Man (if an NFL team paid them $$$$ they qualify)

*** Olympian

lane

1.Jeff Demps...10.01 Florida/pick one***
2.Ron Brown...10.06 ASU/Rams, Raiders***
3.Sam Graddy...10.09 Tennessee/Broncos, Raiders***
4.Bob Hayes...10.06 Florida A&M/Cowboys***
5.Jimmy Hines...9.95A Texas Southern/Dolphins***
6.Trindon Holliday...10.00 LSU/pick one
7.Wille McGee...9.1 Alcorn/Chargers
8.Jacoby Ford...10.01 Clemson/Raiders

"B"

lane

1.Darrel Green...Texas A&I/Redskins
2.Cliff Branch....9.2 Colorado/Raiders
3.Mel Gray...Missouri/Cards
4.Alvis Whitted...NCSt/Raiders
5.Frank Budd...9.2 Villanova/Eagles***
6.Ray Norton...9.3 San Jose St/Niners***
7.Tommie Smith...9.3 San Jose St/Bengals***
8.Henry Carr...9.3 Arizona St/Giants***

"C'

lane

1.Isacc Curtis...9.3 Cal/SDS/Bengals
2.James Jett...10.16 WV Raiders***
3.James Trapp...10.14 Clemson/Raiders
4.John Roderick...9.3 SMU/Dolphins...a white guy!!!!!!
5.Johnny Jones...10.26 Texas/Jets ***
6.Willie Gault...10.11 Tennessee/Bears, Raiders***
7.Michael Bates...10.10 Arizona/Seahawks***
8.Curtis Dickey...10.10 Texas A&M/Colts

"D"

lane

1.Stone Johnson ...9.3 Grambling/Chiefs
2.Sammie Parker...10.17 Oregon/Chiefs
3.Homer Jones...9.3 Texas Southern/Giants
4.Jamaal Charles...10.18 Texas/Chiefs
5.Michael Bennett...10.18 Wisconsin/pick one
6.Larry Burton...9.3 Purdue/Saints***
7.Hercshel Walker..10.23 Georgia/pick one
8.Gerald Tinker...9.3 Kent St/Falcons***

[ChumpDumper]

Trolled into making another list.

It's way too easy tbh.

[Avante]

This really is too easy, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

How about...

"D"

lane

1.Eugene White...9.4 Florida A&M/Raiders
2.Buddy Young...9.5 Illinois/Colts
3.Joe Delaney...9.4 NWLa/Chiefs
4.Ken Burrough...9.4 Texas Southern/Oilers
5.Deion Sanders...10.26 FSU/pick one
6.Mike Miller...10.10A Tennessee/Packers
7.Travis Williams...9.3 Arizona State/Packers
8.JD Hill...9.3 Arizona State/Bills

[Koolaid_Man]

Both of yall are some faggots...chatting each other up in PM over how fast niggas can run when you should be hawking some snatch....fucking losers

[Infinite_limit]

This horse > all those monkeys you listed




http://www.clarionhotellex.com/files/600/horseRacing.jpg

[Avante]

Both of yall are some faggots...chatting each other up in PM over how fast niggas can run when you should be hawking some snatch....fucking losers

Only those not getting any ..CONSTANTLY...talk about snatch. You're way too immature for any full grown woman to be interested in. They want a man not a little boy like you obviously are.

[Avante]

This horse > all those monkeys you listed




http://www.clarionhotellex.com/files/600/horseRacing.jpg



You actually see blacks as being monkeys, you really are fucked up ain't ya little man?

Just think there are black...high school...kis who can outrun the fastest Asian/white in the world.

[dirk4mvp]

Just think there are black...high school...kis who can outrun the fastest Asian/white in the world.

That's a really useful life tool since they'll spend a large amount of time running from cops.

[Avante]

That's a really useful life tool since they'll spend a large amount of time running from cops.

Obviously you don't have a clue what's being talked about here. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo many young blacks only in college because of that 4.4 speed.

You can't be this fucking stupid.

Read the Terell Owens story, his story is the classic.....no father in the home, if not for his athletic ability he's on the streets.

Fucking rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[dirk4mvp]

I'm fat and stupid.

[Avante]

So ya realized just how fucking dumb that was. Wise up idiot, ok?

[Infinite_limit]

Obviously you don't have a clue what's being talked about here. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo many young blacks only in college because of that 4.4 speed.

You can't be this fucking stupid.

Read the Terell Owens story, his story is the classic.....no father in the home, if not for his athletic ability he's on the streets.

Fucking rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn't Owens bankrupt at the age of 40 anyway?

[Avante]

Isn't Owens bankrupt at the age of 40 anyway?

Let's take the black athlete out of football, we'd be left with a bunch of white cats who couldn't break a 4.55 40....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine this SB without the black athletes......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

So who was the last great white Seahawk/Pats running backs?

[Infinite_limit]

Let's take the black athlete out of football, we'd be left with a bunch of white cats who couldn't break a 4.55 40....BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imaginer this SB without the black athletes......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Less penalties, less dumbass turnovers like dropping the ball before the goal line and less time wasting dancing after each single play = less stoppage time and commercials. I like it

[Avante]

Less penalties, less dumbass turnovers like dropping the ball before the goal line and less time wasting dancing after each single play = less stoppage time and commercials. I like it

And no more...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLktwP0BP_E

[Infinite_limit]

And no more...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLktwP0BP_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oldzxi48IAc

[Avante]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitchell
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitchell
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ms_37TWBI

Want more?

[Infinite_limit]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitchell
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitchell
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ms_37TWBI

Want more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8VDwLeBXp4

[Avante]

Little man, this is a black thing...ok?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkvhIDsCJck

Notice how I can make lists full of great black runners, while you....two...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, in the history of the game we have seen....

Red Grange
Hugh "The King" McElhenny
"Jaguar" Jon Arnet
Dickie Post

...when it came to great white backs with speed, quicks and elusiveness. While that list of black backs with those abilities is 10 miles long.

[Aztecfan03]

You are kidding right?

How about....

Bobby Mitchell
Gale Sayers
Dante Hall
Joe Washington
Brian Mitchell
Ron Brown
Mel Gray
Timmy Brown
Travis Williams
Rick Upchurch
Nolan Smith
Josh Cribbs
Cecil Turner
Clarence Childs
Abe Woodson
Alvin Hayman

all great black kick returners, go ahead match that with great white ones.

Love to Dwight try this...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ms_37TWBI

Want more?

keep moving those goalposts.

[Avante]

keep moving those goalposts.

Who is moving goal posts? It isn't real real REAL obvious that the fastest/quickest/elusive players in any football game are the black players? Isn't that what I'm saying? I'm simply dealing in facts.

Give me any white back on a par with....

Adrian Peterson
Jamaal Charles
DeMarco Murray
Leseun McCoy
Barry Sanders
Eric Dickerson
O.J.Simpson
Jim Brown
Marcus Allen
Emmitt Smith
Marshall Faulk
Ladainian Tomlinson
Curtis Martin
Jerome Bettis
Earl Campbell
Tony Dorsett

well?

How about....

Bo Jackson
Herschel Walker
Fred Taylor
Edgerrin James
Steven Jackson
Frank Gore
Wilbert Montgomery
Leroy Kelly

Want more?

We'll be seeing Marshawn Lynch and Lagarrette Blount in the SB, what current white backs resembles those two?

[Infinite_limit]

Who is moving goal posts? It isn't real real REAL obvious that the fastest/quickest/elusive players in any football game are the black players? Isn't that what I'm saying? I'm simply dealing in facts.

Give me any white back on a par with....

Adrian Peterson
Jamaal Charles
DeMarco Murray
Leseun McCoy
Barry Sanders
Eric Dickerson
O.J.Simpson
Jim Brown
Marcus Allen
Emmitt Smith
Marshall Faulk
Ladainian Tomlinson
Curtis Martin
Jerome Bettis
Earl Campbell
Tony Dorsett

well?

How about....

Bo Jackson
Herschel Walker
Fred Taylor
Edgerrin James
Steven Jackson
Frank Gore
Wilbert Montgomery
Leroy Kelly

Want more?

We'll be seeing Marshawn Lynch and Lagarrette Blount in the SB, what current white backs resembles those two?
JJ Watt is more athletic than everyone you listed

[Avante]

JJ Watt is more athletic than everyone you listed

Bo Jackson was a decathlete, he'd totally destroy JJ Watt.

Notice how I always give out these long lists while you can only.....give me a name.

I noticed you totally ignored the question there, give me the name of a white running back on that level...well? Here's where you....John Riggins? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you really don't get this at all do ya? It's that....SIZE with SPEED...combo totally unique to those with roots to western Africa, ok rookie?

[chunticakes]

The galloping ghost.

You can always tell the rookies.

[Infinite_limit]

Bo Jackson was a decathlete, he'd totally destroy JJ Watt.

Notice how I always give out these long lists while you can only.....give me a name.

I noticed you totally ignored the question there, give me the name of a white running back on that level...well? Here's where you....John Riggins? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you really don't get this at all do ya? It's that....SIZE with SPEED...combo totally unique to those with roots to western Africa, ok rookie?
give me the name of a black quarterback on that level.....well? Here's where you....Doug Williams? Hahahaha!!!!!!!

It's that....BRAIN with FOCUS...combo totally unique to those of Non-African. ok n00b?

[Avante]

The galloping ghost.

You can always tell the rookies.

Yes you can, a rookie totally ignores the fact there were no black players in the league back then and Grange only weigh 185 pounds.

How would he have done vs black backers and cornerbacks faster than he was?

Howard Drew was the first sprinter to be called...The Worlds Fastest Human...he was the first black to hold a sprint WR also, he ran prior to 1920,

[Avante]

give me the name of a black quarterback on that level.....well? Here's where you....Doug Williams? Hahahaha!!!!!!!

It's that....BRAIN with FOCUS...combo totally unique to those of Non-African. ok n00b?

I noticed you're back to ignoring a question with a question, come on man. So what white backs are on a par with those black backs I mentioned....well? ANSWER THE QUESTION...ok?

[Avante]

The huge difference between the black athlete and everyone else is ....size with speed. That 220 pounder with amazing speed, that 6-3 cat with amazing speed.

This could be...Curtis Dickey, Marcus Dupree, Herschel Walker, Todd Gurley, Jimmy Brown.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYYaL--1qc

What white guys reminds you of...Carl Lewis, Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson, Usain Bolt, John Carlos, Terrell Owens, Otis Taylor, all 6-3 or taller and....zoom!

Then there's that size with speed and...agility. What white athlete is big, fast and agile...well?

[Infinite_limit]

The huge difference between the black athlete and everyone else is ....size with speed. That 220 pounder with amazing speed, that 6-3 cat with amazing speed.

This could be...Curtis Dickey, Marcus Dupree, Herschel Walker, Todd Gurley, Jimmy Brown.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYYaL--1qc

What white guys reminds you of...Carl Lewis, Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson, Usain Bolt, John Carlos, Terrell Owens, Otis Taylor, all 6-3 or taller and....zoom!

Then there's that size with speed and...agility. What white athlete is big, fast and agile...well?
You need a BRAIN for strategy sports. This is the africans downfall.

If you want someone or something to run in a straight line take an african or horse. Whatever floats your boat

[Avante]

You need a BRAIN for strategy sports. This is the africans downfall.

If you want someone or something to run in a straight line take an african or horse. Whatever floats your boat

Didn't you watch any of those videos showing black cats running anything but a straight line?

You need to read...

James Baldwin
Ralph Ellison
Richard Wright
some poetry by Langston Hughes

It's real obvious you're an idiot.

Here's your straight line, we only see fast 6-5 guys coming from African roots.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nbjhpcZ9_g

[Avante]

This happened in 1966, notice the similarities to Usain Bolt. During his time Tommie Smith was just as...wow!!!!!...he'd set WR's in the 200/400 and was histories first sub 44.00 relayer. The last sprinter to be world ranked in the 100/200/400 in the same season.

At the time this happened it was considered the greatest mark in the history of track & field.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHkvb2v8sn0

White people simply don't look like this. Look at his stride, amazing!

I first saw him run in Fresno that same year, he came from a good 10m back in a 4x2 vs a cat out of New Mexico named Bernie Rivers, he was a world class 200m guy. Tommie ran him down.

[Infinite_limit]

Avante:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-At_hqJSsrTU/UFOwkIzxNrI/AAAAAAAAIF0/4syS9HTn5Gc/s1600/cuckold+comics.jpg

[Avante]

Just as I suspected, a total idiot.

[Avante]

Why does anyone "here" try and talk this stuff they know shit about with me? It's fucking funny to be honest.

Little people....football/track/blues/rasslin'...historian here, ok? Stop acting stupid, alright?

[cantthinkofanything]

Why does anyone "here" try and talk this stuff they know shit about with me? It's fucking funny to be honest.

Little people....football/track/blues/rasslin'...historian here, ok? Stop acting stupid, alright?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607997821422994148&pid=15.1&P=0

[Avante]

I like being the big fish in such a tiny pond, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!