Met A New Little Hot Becky At Walmart - Best Beleive I'm Finna Get In Dem Draws

[Koolaid_Man]

:toast It was fate....so I saw her at another grocery store this morning...her ass was popping....I didn't get a chance to speak...so I let it ride....hopped in the ride and drove to Walmart and we bumped into each in the isle. She had her iphones going so I motioned to her. She actually to my surprise came over and I said: "Hey didn't I just see you at the other grocery store." We laughed and then I started macking very quickly...She told me she just just turned 18 and had a boy friend and I was like cool...then told her I was well off and would like to party with her..told her I'm just looking to be friends...she hesitated and then said ok...I asked for her number and it was on....we chatted for a minute while all the loser fat ass frost kings shoppers walked by looking in jealousy :lmao...we walked to the check out together and I snapped a few shots of her ass from the back and she definitely posed for me ...lol.... Imma hit her up later this week...

Kool as usual on the fucking prowl for that white meat...:lmao here's a coupla pics:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt_zpsf0a75beb.jpeg

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I like the "I go for middle-aged white trash" schtick. It's amusing. The RV Park Hunter.

[Koolaid_Man]

I like the "I go for middle-aged white trash" schtick. It's amusing. The RV Park Hunter.

Naww bruh....She was hot bruh....I wish I could post a pic of her face....but naahhh...I fixing to fuck the shit outta her....

[Koolaid_Man]

She made my dick hard and that's rare for me to get hard by seeing a bitch if I'm not in a strip club....

[DJR210]

:lol trailer park trash
:lol missing teeth
:lol dirty feet
:lol injecting meth together

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol prowling the checkout line at Wal-Mart.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol prowling the checkout line at Wal-Mart.


:lol trailer park trash
:lol missing teeth
:lol dirty feet
:lol injecting meth together

:lmao Fuck yall mane...I'm getting in that ass

W1cb1Gk1ueE

[Infinite_limit]

What's wrong with African princesses

[2pac > Kobe]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt_zpsf0a75beb.jpeg

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Where the face pic?

[Blake]

Sad.

[ChumpDumper]

Man pants.

[ohmwrecker]

I like this new "i'm a huge loser who continually embarrasses myself" schtick.

[Biernutz]

As fate would have it I was in the same Wallmart as Koolaid. In fact I was in the checkout line in
front of them. As they were talking you could see they had a real connection going on. When they stopped
talking she turned around and I snapped one off with my camera phone.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/horse_face_dave_zpsssfccxtt.jpg

[Strange Love]

LOL creeper.

[200 miles]

You're finally going to nail Miss Double Wide 2015! I knew you could do it.

[DJR210]

:lmao Fuck yall mane...I'm getting in that ass

W1cb1Gk1ueE

300k car, with a dime store hooker riding shotgun :tu

[DJR210]

Man pants.

Pulled up to her collar bone too. They accentuate her broad shoulders really nicely.

[Infinite_limit]

Dude that's my girlfriend!

[ChumpDumper]

Pulled up to her collar bone too. They accentuate her broad shoulders really nicely.There is nothing there to definitively declare this to be a female tbh.

[lil'mo]

Kool aid man finally breaks character? What's going on here?

[Franklin]

bitch's shoulders a bit too broad imho, especially compared to her narrow pelvis. D+ at best, tbh.

[RD2191]

:lol prowling the checkout line at Wal-Mart.
:lol

[DJR210]

:lol you would think this clown would at least select a picture of something sexy for his fake Internet story time. Instead, he goes with methlahoma, crusty heels, masculine broad shoulders into narrow hips, man pants pulled up to the neck, and big ass redneck keychain in the backpocket..fail

[RD2191]

:lol you would think this clown would at least select a picture of something sexy for his fake Internet story time. Instead, he goes with methlahoma, crusty heels, masculine broad shoulders into narrow hips, man pants pulled up to the neck, and big ass redneck keychain in the backpocket..fail
Kool is mah dude but lmao. This hoe busted as hell. Solid 4 out of 10.

[DJR210]

Kool is mah dude but lmao. This hoe busted as hell. Solid 4 out of 10.

:lmao 4 is almost average..she's definitely a 2 tops, and that's me being generous

[hehateme]

Sad...just sad

[~O~]

She got that dog bone base bruh. Almost not even curved enough but its all good. 5/10..probably low as self esteem though.

Bitches lie about having boyfriends all the time. Its just a front.

[Koolaid_Man]

You bitches don't know what you're talking about. Yall reading to much into the ass shot. She was hot as hell and a solid 8.5 in the face. The angle on the shot wasn't the best but it was good enough. Even though we we're at Walmart I also saw her at a very high end grocery store...at any rate overall she's an 8.7 ish. And I'm about to fuck her. She sent me a text after the superbowl.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol you would think this clown would at least select a picture of something sexy for his fake Internet story time. Instead, he goes with methlahoma, crusty heels, masculine broad shoulders into narrow hips, man pants pulled up to the neck, and big ass redneck keychain in the backpocket..fail

lol It's not a keychain, it's her vape pen thingy.

[ohmwrecker]

It's a dude.

[Blake]

lol It's not a keychain, it's her vape pen thingy.

oh for a minute I thought she was trashy

[cantthinkofanything]

oh for a minute I thought she was trashy

it's like that saying..."white man's trash is a brother man's treasure"

[Leetonidas]

:lmao Kool thinking that flat pancake ass is nice

[Koolaid_Man]

it's like that saying..."white man's trash is a brother man's treasure"

Shes 18 aint been alive long enough to be trash....but im finna get dead in dem guts...i will send you a pick of me pulling out.

[cantthinkofanything]

Shes 18 aint been alive long enough to be trash....but im finna get dead in dem guts...i will send you a pick of me pulling out.

sheeet...18 is plenty old enough to be trash...if she's 18 and shopping on her own at Walmart with a buggy...

as for the pic...post in in the Spurs Forum under a thread called, "Tony Parker Sucks". I'll give you $100 and will acknowledge you a straight up kool nigga.

[Koolaid_Man]

sheeet...18 is plenty old enough to be trash...if she's 18 and shopping on her own at Walmart with a buggy...

as for the pic...post in in the Spurs Forum under a thread called, "Tony Parker Sucks". I'll give you $100 and will acknowledge you a straight up kool nigga.

My baby banned me from the Spurs forum because of her jealous husband. Lol.

[Strange Love]

You bitches don't know what you're talking about. Yall reading to much into the ass shot. She was hot as hell and a solid 8.5 in the face. The angle on the shot wasn't the best but it was good enough. Even though we we're at Walmart I also saw her at a very high end grocery store...at any rate overall she's an 8.7 ish. And I'm about to fuck her. She sent me a text after the superbowl.

You are your own god in your head aren't you kool?

Too bad you cant even pull a chick online in reality. :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

My baby banned me from the Spurs forum because of her jealous husband. Lol.

IDK...sounds racist to me. All I see over there is whitebreads posting stats and shit. Don't want any true bball takes.

Don't let it get ya down Kool. Life ain't shit but bitches and money.

[DJR210]

We're dem draws dirty?

[unforeseen]

OP is a sick fuck. That is disgusting. :sick:sick

[Infinite_limit]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47zg87Rwy1qfr2vro1_500.jpg

[SupremeGuy]

"white man's trash is a brother man's treasure":lol

[Big Empty]

Damn ur short lol

[z0sa]

Thats a man imho

[RsxPiimp]

Those are some manly shoulders Kool, I bet she could tackle like a pro.

[DJR210]

OP outed himself as another ST tranny lover SMH

[Buddy Mignon]

Man pants.


As opposed to the skinny jeans girl pants you wear? Just send me some pussy pics, Kool.

[ChumpDumper]

As opposed to the skinny jeans girl pants you wear?I wear regular men's jeans.

Why do you have fantasies about what I wear? Does it have something to do with all the anime you watch?

[Thebesteva]

Ugh you can see the HIV falling off of her

[unleashbaynes]

Let's see
-Pancake ass
-Possible FUPA
-Big arms
-Weirdly proportioned body, like an upside down coke bottle
-Greasy looking scraggly hair, possibly treated with cheap hair coloring product
-Shops at Wal Mart
-Vape pen
-Still looks like a creeper pic that was taken without her knowledge


If you bang this fine, but in what world is it brag-worthy?

[Koolaid_Man]

I fucked her today at my crib. She took it good anal as well...she sucked my dick non stop for 20 straight minutes.....beautiful white bitch... We smoked a bit and sipped on some Apple flavored Crown Royal..... Afterward took her to Panera Bread and spent $18 bucks...we chatted in my car and then fucked her again in my car before dropping her off at her car in the Academy parking lot. She got mad skills....she does have a boyfriend but we're gonna fuck around for a minute....the only thing I can thank the white man for...spawning good pussy....:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I can't believe you're still trying to brag about having sex with a dude from Wal-Mart.

[Infinite_limit]

who likes PHAT BOOTY



http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/PicsArt_1423112602717_zpsxttbvbza.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

:toast It was fate....so I saw her at another grocery store this morning...her ass was popping....I didn't get a chance to speak...so I let it ride....hopped in the ride and drove to Walmart and we bumped into each in the isle. She had her iphones going so I motioned to her. She actually to my surprise came over and I said: "Hey didn't I just see you at the other grocery store." We laughed and then I started macking very quickly...She told me she just just turned 18 and had a boy friend and I was like cool...then told her I was well off and would like to party with her..told her I'm just looking to be friends...she hesitated and then said ok...I asked for her number and it was on....we chatted for a minute while all the loser fat ass frost kings shoppers walked by looking in jealousy :lmao...we walked to the check out together and I snapped a few shots of her ass from the back and she definitely posed for me ...lol.... Imma hit her up later this week...

Kool as usual on the fucking prowl for that white meat...:lmao here's a coupla pics:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt_zpsf0a75beb.jpeg

Isn't that Bruce Jenner?

[Ignignokt]

koolaids is a tranny fucker

[Koolaid_Man]

I fucked her again today.......we're like little love birds it seems...she got a nice tight snatch....she makes me cum quick too which is rare.....gotdam beautiful....nice little kissable lips and nice C-cups....yall wankstas outta your minds...

[ChumpDumper]

You and your new man sound really happy.

[hehateme]

Best of luck to you and your post op fuck buddy. God Bless.

[LkrFan]

:lol trailer park trash
:lol missing teeth
:lol dirty feet
:lol injecting meth together

:lmao

[LkrFan]

As fate would have it I was in the same Wallmart as Koolaid. In fact I was in the checkout line in
front of them. As they were talking you could see they had a real connection going on. When they stopped
talking she turned around and I snapped one off with my camera phone.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/horse_face_dave_zpsssfccxtt.jpg
:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

IDK...sounds racist to me. All I see over there is whitebreads posting stats and shit. Don't want any true bball takes.

Don't let it get ya down Kool. Life ain't shit but bitches and money.

Gangsta! Gangsta! :lmao

[DJR210]

I fucked her again today.......we're like little love birds it seems...she got a nice tight snatch....she makes me cum quick too which is rare.....gotdam beautiful....nice little kissable lips and nice C-cups....yall wankstas outta your minds...

You gonna pitch in and get her into a double wide bro?

[DJR210]

Ugh you can see the HIV falling off of her

:lol

[DJR210]

I can't believe you're still trying to brag about having sex with a dude from Wal-Mart.

:lol "Her" pic explains why "she" was at Academy.."she" was probably pricing a new weight bench or some other power lifting gear.. I'm sure "she" held Kool up against the wall, supporting his 120 lb Nigerian frame while "she" drilled him up his ass.

[DMX7]

I rarely go to Wal-Mart but I always feel uncomfortable when I go in.

[DJR210]

Kool is mah dude but lmao. This hoe busted as hell. Solid 4 out of 10.

:lmao

:lmao Kool

[Avante]

"Not Too Kool"

I go to Walmart
it;s the best I can do
looking for trailor trash
and a cheap screw

I do ok
not too bad
at least it beats
my days as a fag

I like that baggy ass
pale white skin
store bought hair
mole with a hair on her chin

I;m pretty easy
not hard to please
like I said
it's better than
being back down on my knees

thank God for Walmart
without it
what would a boy do
no okie pussy
boo hoo hoo hoo

[Silver&Black]

I don't remember who said it....but it's true.

Kool brings out the best in Avante's poetry.

[DJR210]

"Not Too Kool"

I go to Walmart
it;s the best I can do
looking for trailor trash
and a cheap screw

I do ok
not too bad
at least it beats
my days as a fag

I like that baggy ass
pale white skin
store bought hair
mole with a hair on her chin

I;m pretty easy
not hard to please
like I said
it's better than
being back down on my knees

thank God for Walmart
without it
what would a boy do
no okie pussy
boo hoo hoo hoo

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[DJR210]

Avante due to your situation, I'm gonna make you a Koolaid poetry thread to compile all of your teabagging in one place

[DJR210]

Let's see
-Pancake ass
-Possible FUPA
-Big arms
-Weirdly proportioned body, like an upside down coke bottle
-Greasy looking scraggly hair, possibly treated with cheap hair coloring product
-Shops at Wal Mart
-Vape pen
-Still looks like a creeper pic that was taken without her knowledge


If you bang this fine, but in what world is it brag-worthy?

:lol

[DJR210]

"Not Too Kool"

I go to Walmart
it;s the best I can do
looking for trailor trash
and a cheap screw

I do ok
not too bad
at least it beats
my days as a fag

I like that baggy ass
pale white skin
store bought hair
mole with a hair on her chin

I;m pretty easy
not hard to please
like I said
it's better than
being back down on my knees

thank God for Walmart
without it
what would a boy do
no okie pussy
boo hoo hoo hoo

:lmao again

[Avante]

"Kool"

he thinks of pussy
both night and day
he gets down on his knees
to pray

Oh God
can ya help a black boy out
maybe send me an Angel
so I can finally find
what pussy is all about

tired of telling lies
playing the fool
tired of being a cherry boy
that just ain't too Kool

Amen

[unleashbaynes]

"Not Too Kool"

I go to Walmart
it;s the best I can do
looking for trailor trash
and a cheap screw

I do ok
not too bad
at least it beats
my days as a fag

I like that baggy ass
pale white skin
store bought hair
mole with a hair on her chin

I;m pretty easy
not hard to please
like I said
it's better than
being back down on my knees

thank God for Walmart
without it
what would a boy do
no okie pussy
boo hoo hoo hoo
:rollin Avante with the poetic goods

[Splits]

:toast It was fate....so I saw her at another grocery store this morning...her ass was popping....I didn't get a chance to speak...so I let it ride....hopped in the ride and drove to Walmart and we bumped into each in the isle. She had her iphones going so I motioned to her. She actually to my surprise came over and I said: "Hey didn't I just see you at the other grocery store." We laughed and then I started macking very quickly...She told me she just just turned 18 and had a boy friend and I was like cool...then told her I was well off and would like to party with her..told her I'm just looking to be friends...she hesitated and then said ok...I asked for her number and it was on....we chatted for a minute while all the loser fat ass frost kings shoppers walked by looking in jealousy :lmao...we walked to the check out together and I snapped a few shots of her ass from the back and she definitely posed for me ...lol.... Imma hit her up later this week...

Kool as usual on the fucking prowl for that white meat...:lmao here's a coupla pics:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt_zpsf0a75beb.jpeg

:lol

[DJR210]

"Not Too Kool"

I go to Walmart
it;s the best I can do
looking for trailor trash
and a cheap screw

I do ok
not too bad
at least it beats
my days as a fag

I like that baggy ass
pale white skin
store bought hair
mole with a hair on her chin

I;m pretty easy
not hard to please
like I said
it's better than
being back down on my knees

thank God for Walmart
without it
what would a boy do
no okie pussy
boo hoo hoo hoo

:lol getting trolled by fellow fake internet lifers via poetry

[Millennial_Messiah]

bringing up ancient threads from the halcyon days of spurstalk for the heck of it because it's been basically dead for several years now... that's what we're reduced to.