Cantthinkofanything's official penis-cutting thread collection

[cantthinkofanything]

http://pulse.ng/gist/manipulation-35-yr-old-man-says-witches-instructed-him-to-cut-off-his-manhood-id3460360.html
http://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/crop3460344/2702787333-chorizontal-w644/Weapon-Of-Destruction.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

I don't know. I'd be hopping all over place..."ow ow owwwwwww"

[cantthinkofanything]

what the hell...it's the same guy that lost his weenie to the witches!

http://pulse.ng/gist/all-for-god-man-cuts-off-own-penis-to-concentrate-on-21-days-fasting-id3421052.html

http://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/crop3421045/8672782411-chorizontal-w644/Weapon-Of-Destruction.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

http://pulse.ng/gist/no-use-man-slices-off-own-penis-because-his-girl-told-him-he-is-lousy-in-bed-id3221273.html
http://static.pulse.ng/img/gist/crop3221259/8742784391-chorizontal-w644/Oliver-Ilic.jpg

[Aztecfan03]

:wakeup

[cantthinkofanything]

http://pulse.ng/gist/justice-served-angry-mob-cut-off-penis-of-man-who-raped-3-year-old-girl-in-brazil-id3291439.html
http://static.pulse.ng/img/gist/crop3291383/5172786474-chorizontal-w644/Jungle-Justice.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LSNbj4s_Bgs/TMc6w3GsuKI/AAAAAAAABJQ/rYVwMpocc00/s640/U2138651.jpg

[Aztecfan03]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LSNbj4s_Bgs/TMc6w3GsuKI/AAAAAAAABJQ/rYVwMpocc00/s640/U2138651.jpg

just giving you a hard time because you posted those three penis-cutting stories in a row.

edit: now 4 stories. haha

[cantthinkofanything]

just giving you a hard time because you posted those three penis-cutting stories in a row.

edit: now 4 stories. haha

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[cantthinkofanything]

just giving you a hard time because you posted those three penis-cutting stories in a row.

edit: now 4 stories. haha

:tu

it wasn't the original plan but that website had them all neatly grouped together

[DJR210]

The abundance of penis threads is pretty creepy..

[cantthinkofanything]

The abundance of penis threads is pretty creepy..

the pics got me. I'm not sure if it was the true pic since it was used twice.

But thought it was...notable...that that one group of people believes in witches but then also takes a cellphone pic and posts it on the internet.

[Avante]

here I sit
staring at the board
all I see is the word...penis
you little shits must really be bored

why not grow the fuck up
get over dicks and cock
that makes you freaks
look stupid

[hehateme]

Stop being a dick CTOA.

[Blake]

here I sit
staring at the board
all I see is the word...penis
you little shits must really be bored

why not grow the fuck up
get over dicks and cock
that makes you freaks
look stupid

You made a poem about it? How bored are you, old man? Isn't there a garage sale out there for you to hit up?

[Silver&Black]

The abundance of penis threads is pretty creepy..

^
This

[koriwhat]

i wish shithead dumbfucks like that troll canthinkofshit would just be banned already. lame fucks!

[cantthinkofanything]

i wish shithead dumbfucks like that troll canthinkofshit would just be banned already. lame fucks!

I wish your mom would wipe front to back.

[koriwhat]

I wish your mom would wipe front to back.

damn that's cold blooded! i've heard better cut downs back in 1st grade,

[cantthinkofanything]

damn that's cold blooded! i've heard better cut downs back in 1st grade,From your wiseass boyfriend I bet.

[DJR210]

From your wiseass boyfriend I bet.

:lmao

[hehateme]

From your wiseass boyfriend I bet.

watch out CTOA, this is what happened to the last guy who fucked with calf-tats and got him angry. btw did anyone else notice if you spell the whole word calf-tats without the dash that it is censored now, lol. fuckin ********

http://i62.tinypic.com/29yh6va.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

watch out CTOA, this is what happened to the last guy who fucked with calf-tats and got him angry. btw did anyone else notice if you spell the whole word calf-tats without the dash that it is censored now, lol. fuckin ********

http://i62.tinypic.com/29yh6va.jpg

LOL. That's awful. By the way...it's fucked up they combined my threads...

[Aztecfan03]

LOL. That's awful. By the way...it's fucked up they combined my threads...

:lol It worked! But I didn't want to open those threads and now i sorta did. :depressed

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol It worked! But I didn't want to open those threads and now i sorta did. :depressed

yeah...but it fucked up my secret study...the penis part was a false flag. If one looked deeper, they would have seen it was really 4 threads about different social aspects:

Legal System - (mob cuts off rapist's penis)
Love - (man cuts of penis because he sucks in bed)
Supernatural - (witches tell man to cut of penis)
Religion - (man cuts of penis as part of fasting)

I was going to examine how many people viewed each thread and then put together a thesis that drew conclusions about which topics were important to Spurstalk members. But now...no one will know.

I will say that as of last night, there was about 1/3 more views for Legal System than the others which were all about equal.

[Aztecfan03]

yeah...but it fucked up my secret study...the penis part was a false flag. If one looked deeper, they would have seen it was really 4 threads about different social aspects:

Legal System - (mob cuts off rapist's penis)
Love - (man cuts of penis because he sucks in bed)
Supernatural - (witches tell man to cut of penis)
Religion - (man cuts of penis as part of fasting)

I was going to examine how many people viewed each thread and then put together a thesis that drew conclusions about which topics were important to Spurstalk members. But now...no one will know.

I will say that as of last night, there was about 1/3 more views for Legal System than the others which were all about equal.

if you aren't kidding, i'm sorry.

[koriwhat]

btw did anyone else notice if you spell the whole word calf-tats without the dash that it is censored now, lol. fuckin ********

yall killed it because repetition is all yall got, well that and lame cut downs, as cantfuckaho has proven to be true. btw, i'd say about 60-70% of my body is now covered in tattoos. yall might wanna try a new shtick these days.

[koriwhat]

From your wiseass boyfriend I bet.

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!