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mugatu
09-02-2005, 10:27 AM
Solid D
Remember Charles Tip-drill Smith's (the ex-Knick) contract, anyone? It seems like only yesterday that the Spurs finally got that one paid off.





SWC Bonfire
There isn't enough gold in Fort Knox and diamonds in the Kimberly mine to make enough rings for people with more basketball sense than Mark Cuban.


The two poster above gave me an idea for this topic,

What do you think will happen, before Mark Cuban will ever break even on the Finley deal, or win an NBA ring for that matter?

Thank You.

Solid D
09-02-2005, 10:49 AM
Before Mark Cuban breaks even...

...the Malaysian Prime Minister will wear the new"Derelicte"-line Fashions until they are thread-bare. :smokin

Trainwreck2100
09-02-2005, 10:50 AM
new new orleans will be destroyed by a hurricane.

Al Sharpton
09-02-2005, 10:50 AM
There will be a Black President before Mark Cuban breaks even from this deal.

And they will catch David Robinson smoking weed with Booby Brown before the Dallas Mavericks win an NBA Championship ring :lmao

mouse
09-02-2005, 10:53 AM
Before Mark Cuban breaks even...

...the Malaysian Prime Minister will wear the new"Derelicte"-line Fashions until they are thread-bare. :smokin

^ :lmao

Dude you need to do standup.... :smokin

T park will will honor his promise before Mark Cuban recovers from the ass raping he got from Finley.

Suns Fan
09-02-2005, 10:55 AM
new new orleans will be destroyed by a hurricane.


^ rack
that was in bad taste and yet it was funny.

nkdlunch
09-02-2005, 10:57 AM
Judgement day

SWC Bonfire
09-02-2005, 11:02 AM
Hopefully, someone will give Cuban a decent haircut before he breaks even on the Finley deal.

SWC Bonfire
09-02-2005, 11:05 AM
San Antonio will get an NFL team.

ginobme
09-02-2005, 11:47 AM
Bonds will admit to using steriods befre Cuban breaks even

Trainwreck2100
09-02-2005, 11:51 AM
I will get laid

Suns Fan
09-02-2005, 12:22 PM
Bonds will admit to using steriods befre Cuban breaks even


^ :lmao

Victor Newman
09-02-2005, 12:25 PM
San Antonio will get an NFL team.

^ :lmao

LakerGod will be right on his next prediction.

Tonto
09-02-2005, 12:28 PM
Pale face Kieth Van Horn will win MVP.

Mr Hanky
09-02-2005, 12:35 PM
Shawn Kemp will wear a condom

sa_butta
09-02-2005, 12:38 PM
When the Mavs get Lebron.

MiNuS
09-02-2005, 12:39 PM
Osama Bin Ladin will be found "Dead or Alive"

Carnie
09-02-2005, 12:40 PM
gas will go back to 1.05 a gallon

Smackie Chan
09-02-2005, 12:44 PM
Osama Bin Ladin will be found "Dead or Alive"

^ Rack!

Tim Duncan will go the whole season w/o getting an Eye poked.

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-02-2005, 12:49 PM
Steve Kerr will come out of retirement and win the dunk contest.

Smackie Chan
09-02-2005, 12:52 PM
T Park will go a whole season w/o jumping off the Spurs wagon.

Big Pimp_21
09-02-2005, 12:57 PM
And they will catch David Robinson smoking weed with Booby Brown before the Dallas Mavericks win an NBA Championship ring :lmao[/QUOTE]

Who's Booby Brown? Sounds Sexy!

101A
09-02-2005, 01:13 PM
Pope Heffner

nkdlunch
09-02-2005, 02:29 PM
Rigoberto Ginobili (manu's son) will win NBA MVP

midgetonadonkey
09-02-2005, 02:34 PM
The lumps on my testicles quit getting bigger and then go away.

nkdlunch
09-02-2005, 02:35 PM
mouse satisfies a woman

SpursWoman
09-02-2005, 03:14 PM
Pope Heffner


:lol :lol

sa_butta
09-02-2005, 03:24 PM
1.Mouse will only have 1 screen name.
2.When they offer free beer nights at Spurs home games

Samr
09-02-2005, 04:01 PM
Artest will become a PETA activist

Samr
09-02-2005, 04:02 PM
Los Angeles will be worth living in

The Lakers will win a Championship

Nike will endorse Tractor Trailer

Ray Nagin will be president

Vince Carter will be in another dunk contest

Isiah Thomas will win exec of the year (for his own team)

Vin Baker will get a tripple double

Rasho will dunk

Michael Jordan will win the Home Run Derby