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Koolaid_Man
02-07-2015, 04:40 PM
like for real for real....I been straight fucking this little hottie for a min and I pulled out today the condom was fucking broken looks like I shot some shit up in her for real...not cool....bitch got me feening for that lil tight stuff...it aint helping that I been listening to this Short Texas shit while fucking her....for some reason this song getting me crunk on that pussy...I'm guessing her man gotta suspect something real soon.

yJcMtfRPUMM

DJR210
02-07-2015, 07:51 PM
Did you let him finish when it broke?

Silver&Black
02-08-2015, 02:06 AM
Did you let him finish when it broke?

:lmao

Strange Love
02-08-2015, 02:30 AM
Did you let him finish when it broke?

Fuucckkkkkkkkkk

http://i.imgur.com/xgz9nkR.gif

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Avante
02-08-2015, 04:56 AM
"Cherry Boy"

I live in a fantasy
it's plain to see
just a little midget
who never gets any


so I come here
telling my lies
if I don't get some soon
I might start digging guys

since I'm pushin' 30
and still a cherry boy
I'll take what I can get
Jane, Mary or Roy

if I ever do get any
I'll scream and shout
no longer a cherry boy
then I'll pass out

Silver&Black
02-08-2015, 05:32 AM
"Cherry Boy"

I live in a fantasy
it's plain to see
just a little midget
who never gets any


so I come here
telling my lies
if I don't get some soon
I might start digging guys

since I'm pushin' 30
and still a cherry boy
I'll take what I can get
Jane, Mary or Roy

if I ever do get any
I'll scream and shout
no longer a cherry boy
then I'll pass out

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

DJR210
02-08-2015, 06:19 AM
"Cherry Boy"

I live in a fantasy
it's plain to see
just a little midget
who never gets any


so I come here
telling my lies
if I don't get some soon
I might start digging guys

since I'm pushin' 30
and still a cherry boy
I'll take what I can get
Jane, Mary or Roy

if I ever do get any
I'll scream and shout
no longer a cherry boy
then I'll pass out

:rollin

benefactor
02-08-2015, 09:05 AM
It seems like Kool brings out the best in Avantes poetry.:lol

djohn2oo8
02-08-2015, 10:24 AM
Your dad did.

Koolaid_Man
02-08-2015, 03:26 PM
This is pretty much what i expeced....none of you fuckers packing that meat...so silence and jokes to change the subject is expected...i dont even know why I asked you linguini dick muthafuckas in da first place:lmao and in the case of Avante shriveled up dick..lol

DJR210
02-08-2015, 03:51 PM
Avante, you should create a poetry thread, I feel like humping your leg in it..oh wait..

m>s
02-08-2015, 03:58 PM
Your dad did.
beat me to it

Avante
02-09-2015, 06:29 PM
This thead needs some music. Sexual fantasies from a little faggot, nay!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPfOkECdzk


Gotta love that...baby, baby baby, :toast

sook
02-09-2015, 06:35 PM
Your dad did.

Avante
02-09-2015, 06:39 PM
This is pretty much what i expeced....none of you fuckers packing that meat...so silence and jokes to change the subject is expected...i dont even know why I asked you linguini dick muthafuckas in da first pl and in the case of Avante shriveled up dick..lol

Dude, we were all where you're at now long ago, ok? Unlike you we expect to get fucked, it's simply like eating dinner, no major deal. You're still all....WOW PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!....and it's fucking funny to watch how ya act over it. And ya make it so obvious you're in awe of it out of curiousity. Who would fuck you, yep......nobody!

ohmwrecker
02-09-2015, 06:43 PM
Who would fuck you, yep......

Walmart ladyboys.

Avante
02-09-2015, 06:49 PM
Walmart ladyboys.

Kool could be the lead singer in a rock band and still not get any pussy.

DJR210
02-09-2015, 10:23 PM
Avante, can we get a follow up to "Cherry Boy" please?

Silver&Black
02-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483), can we get a follow up to "Cherry Boy" please?

The second stanza of "Cherry Boy" was Avante's best work imo....

I'm with you....I would love another follow up.

DJR210
02-09-2015, 11:03 PM
Avante is a poetic genius, IMHO