We iz champyuns!

[Wes Welker]

Tommy and mee did it! We one the sooper bowls liek i new we wuld! All tho it wuz a litle cunfuzeeng beecuz i wantid to partee with mah teem and they sed i waznt on the patreeuts no more! The past too yeers ben reely hazey n i dont reemembr two much. Allz i remembr iz that Tommee got kinda fat n tha pats started wearng orunge jerzees fer sum reezun. At leest i didunt haf to ketch any passes this tiem, i git scared i weel drop tha ball liek laest tim.

[Avante]

Any team that's had a Babe at QB, a Bam and Blount at running back, a Gino at wide receiver and a THE GRONK at TE, hey.....

[Robert Griffin III]

Ay wen is u gon come to deesee so u can catch da coconuts i throw deep!

[Aztecfan03]

Is this thread supposed to be composed of entirely unintelligible posts? If so, sorry to break the trend.