LMAO at fifty shades of gray reviews...

[CosmicCowboy]

"flaccid"

:lmao

sounds universally hated. All hype and no sex.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2948669/Frustrated-movie-critics-clamor-sex-flaccid-Fifty-Shades-Grey-fails-hot-collar.html

[monosylab1k]

From what I've heard, it's a horribly written, shitty book. Most reviewers are saying that the movie is actually better :lmao women and their shitty taste in literature.

[Blake]

It'll still be the #1 movie over the weekend

[cantthinkofanything]

It'll still be the #1 movie over the weekend

who cares...what's the difference

[Blake]

who cares...what's the difference

dunno. I'm here to lol

[ChumpDumper]

It'll still be the #1 movie over the weekendMy money would be on Spongebob.

[cantthinkofanything]

My money would be on Spongebob.

damn. I forgot that was even coming out. I'll go see that.

[Blake]

My money would be on Spongebob.

my daughter was disappointed in it but I know that's what I'd still rather see on a Valentines day date.

[Koolaid_Man]

my daughter was disappointed in it but I know that's what I'd still rather see on a Valentines day date.

Does your daughter also talk to you about how her boyfriend dominates her sexually? What kind of weirdos and freaks are yall?

[ohmwrecker]

Spongebob... disappointed in the Spongebob movie.

[DMC]

XkLqAlIETkA

[RD2191]

XkLqAlIETkA
:lol

[Blake]

Does your daughter also talk to you about how her boyfriend dominates her sexually? What kind of weirdos and freaks are yall?

smh retard

[Ignignokt]

Does your daughter also talk to you about how her boyfriend dominates her sexually? What kind of weirdos and freaks are yall?

lol

[Blake]

lol

Lol your lol

[Trainwreck2100]

for those that don't know this shit started out as shitty twilight fanfiction
http://dearauthor.com/features/industry-news/master-of-the-universe-versus-fifty-shades-by-e-l-james-comparison/

[JudynTX]

I have no desire to see this movie.

[DMC]

I have no desire to see this movie.
Probably haven't for at least 20 years.

[RGMCSE]

But what about all the thirsty ho's that'll be coming in and out of the theater? I think its time to go check out a chic flick.

[xtremesteven33]

But what about all the thirsty ho's that'll be coming in and out of the theater? I think its time to go check out a chic flick.

Thats the silver lining.

[RandomGuy]

From what I've heard, it's a horribly written, shitty book. Most reviewers are saying that the movie is actually better :lmao women and their shitty taste in literature.

Yeah, heard the director was a very serious art house film gal, and actually made the movie better than the book.

[RandomGuy]

XkLqAlIETkA

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Yeah, heard the director was a very serious art house film gal, and actually made the movie better than the book.
she's a 47 year old married to a 24 year old, i can see why they'd choose her

[CitizenDwayne]

Yeah, heard the director was a very serious art house film gal

:lol Yeah that's why she's directing a fucking 50 shades movie

[djohn2oo8]

But what about all the thirsty ho's that'll be coming in and out of the theater? I think its time to go check out a chic flick.


Thats the silver lining.

Plenty of them came in tight ass dresses like they just left the club.

[djohn2oo8]

Fifty Shades of Grey is bound for glory. The BDSM-themed extravaganza is on pace for an enormous opening weekend that could threaten to all-time record for a February movie opening. Early estimates put the Jamie Dornan-Dakota Johnson sex epic at $83 million for the three-day period and $91 million for the four-day holiday. The Passion of the Christ has the biggest February opening weekend ever with $83.8 million, while The Matrix Reloaded is the biggest R-rated debut ever with $91.8 million.

[DMX7]

I hate it when movies that aren't good make a killing at the box office based on hype and/or some gimmick.

[ohmwrecker]

"I bet a lot of Cheesecake Factory waiters are gonna get some sweet, drunk cat lady puss after the first showing of 50 Shades of Grey lets out." - Chris Cubas

[ChumpDumper]

amazing numbers

[djohn2oo8]

I hate it when movies that aren't good make a killing at the box office based on hype and/or some gimmick.
You saw it?

[Trainwreck2100]

You saw it?

he shouldn't have to see it to know it's a piece of shit

[SupremeGuy]

XkLqAlIETkA:rollin

[Clipper Nation]

"flaccid"

:lmao

sounds universally hated. All hype and no sex.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2948669/Frustrated-movie-critics-clamor-sex-flaccid-Fifty-Shades-Grey-fails-hot-collar.html

What were the reviewers expecting - hardcore porn at the movie theater? :lol

[DMX7]

You saw it?

No, but I read a couple of reviews that said it sucked.

[djohn2oo8]

No, but I read a couple of reviews that said it sucked.

See it. Reviews don't mean much. Opinion vary.

[djohn2oo8]

What were the reviewers expecting - hardcore porn at the movie theater? :lol

This is what reviewers were pissed about and some chicks on facebook were saying how they cut out too much sex in the movie (compared to the book) when in actuality it came close to being NC-17 with the stuff they included :lol

[DMX7]

The last movie I saw that was NC-17 was Requiem for a Dream (although the rating was rejected by the director and so it was released unrated). Now the sex scene in that was pretty intense.

[Blake]

See it. Reviews don't mean much. Opinion vary.

Did you see it?

[djohn2oo8]

Did you see it?

I did.

[Trainwreck2100]

I did.

Did you think it was a good movie?

[jeebus]

I did.
on a scale of 1 to 10, how hard did you ejaculate in the theater?

[djohn2oo8]

Did you think it was a good movie?

I thought it was good, I hadn't read the book so didn't have that to compare the movie to. Good acting considering the two leads hate each other in real life. Worth watching imo.


on a scale of 1 to 10, how hard did you ejaculate in the theater?

:lol I didn't but I heard someone's belt unbuckle a couple of rows back. It was probably Koolaid_Man

[SupremeGuy]

The last movie I saw that was NC-17 was Requiem for a Dream (although the rating was rejected by the director and so it was released unrated). Now the sex scene in that was pretty intense.And HOT as fuck.

"Ass to ass." :hat :jack :tu

[boutons_deux]

'Fifty Shades' ties up box offices worldwide, breaks records
http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Latest-News-Wires/2015/0215/Fifty-Shades-ties-up-box-offices-worldwide-breaks-records

[it's me]

Didn't watch... no plans to watch it.................

I'd watch this though;

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/2/9/8/frabz-50-Shades-of-grey-mens-edition-5eaac0.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I have no interest in the book or the movie. There is no hotter mainstream BDSM flick than Secretary.

[G-Nob]

Went to see it on V-Day...I'll save you some time...

Boy: I’m a realistic, self-made billionaire who has mastered the piano and helicopter flying before the age of 29 who is into freaky stuff.
Girl: I just want a regular boyfriend but I’ll play along.

The end.

[RD2191]

Didn't watch... no plans to watch it.................

I'd watch this though;

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/2/9/8/frabz-50-Shades-of-grey-mens-edition-5eaac0.jpg
Mah nigga.:hat

[RD2191]

And HOT as fuck.

"Ass to ass." :hat :jack :tu
Jennifer Connelly

[CitizenDwayne]

I have no interest in the book or the movie. There is no hotter mainstream BDSM flick than Secretary.

The hotness is severely diminished by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Why they chose her for such a role is beyond me.

[Blake]

The hotness is severely diminished by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Why they chose her for such a role is beyond me.

Yeah that. I've never gotten the fascination with her.

[Aztecfan03]

The hotness is severely diminished by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Why they chose her for such a role is beyond me.


Yeah that. I've never gotten the fascination with her.

I hated that they replaced Katie Holmes with her in Batman.

[Spur|n|Austin]

The hotness is severely diminished by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Why they chose her for such a role is beyond me.

why she's chosen for any role is beyond me.

[Infinite_limit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34zlmoj3TvA#t=11

[benefactor]

^:lol

[DMC]

^
^
:lol

[Maggie Gyllenhaal]

The hotness is severely diminished by Maggie Gyllenhaal. Why they chose her for such a role is beyond me.

:(