GoPro: Pole Vaulting with Allison Stokke!!!

[DMX7]

:wow

3ANGZm0xPOA

[lil'mo]

go pro'sare so gay

[Pauly D]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old. She's gone the route so many girls are going now. Sacrifice a female figure to try as hard to look like a guy as possible. You're seeing it everywhere now and it's such a shame. Traps, lats, delts, a thinning ass, a tone chest, and a nice six pack :vomit: and for what, cause they wanna prove something to all the guys around them while pretending it's about their own empowerment. If you have any kinda social media you know what I'm talking about

[Strange Love]

Has anyone ever gotten impaled from this shit yet?

Everytime I see people doing this shit I automatically think impalement.

[InRareForm]

She still looks damn good

[DeadlyDynasty]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old.
lol...of course

[The Reckoning]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old. She's gone the route so many girls are going now. Sacrifice a female figure to try as hard to look like a guy as possible. You're seeing it everywhere now and it's such a shame. Traps, lats, delts, a thinning ass, a tone chest, and a nice six pack :vomit: and for what, cause they wanna prove something to all the guys around them while pretending it's about their own empowerment. If you have any kinda social media you know what I'm talking about



she's training for the olympics

[ChumpDumper]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old. She's gone the route so many girls are going now. Sacrifice a female figure to try as hard to look like a guy as possible. You're seeing it everywhere now and it's such a shame. Traps, lats, delts, a thinning ass, a tone chest, and a nice six pack :vomit: and for what, cause they wanna prove something to all the guys around them while pretending it's about their own empowerment. If you have any kinda social media you know what I'm talking aboutWhat was your personal best in the pole vault?

[monosylab1k]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old.

Of course you think that. But only because no shots of her as a preteen are available.

[sook]

lol...of course

:lol

[Pauly D]

she's training for the olympics

alright well nevermind for her then. But Olympic contenders aside, my point stands


lol...of course

gtfo. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

http://www.otherside.gr/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/allison-stokke-08.jpg


What was your personal best in the pole vault?

are you doing your best avante impression or did you just miss my point?


Of course you think that. But only because no shots of her as a preteen are available.

lol

[DarrinS]

She doesn't look much different now -- still hot

[DMX7]

Has anyone ever gotten impaled from this shit yet?

Everytime I see people doing this shit I automatically think impalement.

I've never thought that, lol. You have a dark mind.

[Fabbs]

Quote Originally Posted by ChumpDumper
What was your personal best in the pole vault?


are you doing your best avante impression or did you just miss my point?
lol
Rumpy wants to talk about poles.
You are distracting him with talk and pics about attractiveness of women.

[Fabbs]

She doesn't look much different now -- still hot
yeah Pauly D, other then more tone, she does not look much different.
Not like she was curvy before.
Good then, good now.

[Blake]

So her job is literally to grip a pole, put it in a hole and flop on a mattress.

[RD2191]

So her job is literally to grip a pole, put it in a hole and flop on a mattress.
Was your ex wife a pole vaulter?

[Blake]

Was your ex wife a pole vaulter?

Son if your girl/boyfriend isn't a pole vaulter then I feel bad for you

[Ignignokt]

What was your personal best in the pole vault?

He's making an argument about beauty not pole vaulting, autist.

[Ignignokt]

So her job is literally to grip a pole, put it in a hole and flop on a mattress.

you make this so easy.

[resistanze]

let's be honest, she was 5x hotter in that pic as like a 17 yr old.

:lmao mah pedo dude

[Blake]

you make this so easy.

You're a simpleton that's easily amused

[ChumpDumper]

He's making an argument about beauty not pole vaulting, autist.For a guy who tries to act smart, you really aren't.

[Ignignokt]

For a guy who tries to act smart, you really aren't.

You'd be the last person to seek that validation from.

[ChumpDumper]

You'd be the last person to seek that validation from.It's a simple matter of your not getting it. Add to that your constant rage -- you're a peach.

[Ignignokt]

You're a simpleton that's easily amused

So anybody who has self respect, adequate T levels, and doesn't enjoy cuckoldry is simple minded?

Yeah I think anyone here would prefer that designation over being a bitch boy.

[Ignignokt]

It's a simple matter of your not getting it. Add to that your constant rage -- you're a peach.

lol your

Take a step back before you injure yourself trying to make a point there, dunce.

[ChumpDumper]

lol yourWhat's funny about that?


take a step back before you injure yourself trying to make a point there dunce.It's quite clear. Are you having trouble with it?

[Ignignokt]

What's funny about that?

It's quite clear. Are you having trouble with it?

It's grammatically incorrect. No need to feel down about it David, you're black lab/dane mutt will cheer you up.

[baseline bum]

She doesn't look much different now -- still hot

This. Holy shit that bitch is hot.

[ChumpDumper]

It's grammatically incorrect.In what way?

How should it read?

[DMC]

I have an idea, let's sit around eating Cheetos, talking about how cut we are, beating off to pics of girls that we couldn't even buy tickets to see.

[Blake]

So anybody who has self respect, adequate T levels, and doesn't enjoy cuckoldry is simple minded?

Yeah I think anyone here would prefer that designation over being a bitch boy.

simpleton post

[Spurminator]

Yeah, still hot.

[cantthinkofanything]

I have an idea, let's sit around eating Cheetos, talking about how cut we are, beating off to pics of girls that we couldn't even buy tickets to see.

LOL again. You're a funny fucker today.

[Pauly D]

I wasn't saying she's not still hot. She was just hotter before her "muh gains" phase. I took a step back tho when I realized she's training for the Olympics. Still no excuse for every attractive girl on fb idolizing those fucking nasty ass female body builders

and lol at cumdumpster getting embarrassed trying to school me and now doubling down with a grammar battle

[RD2191]

Lol, Blake and chump getting owned per usual.

[DarrinS]

I wasn't saying she's not still hot. She was just hotter before her "muh gains" phase. I took a step back tho when I realized she's training for the Olympics. Still no excuse for every attractive girl on fb idolizing those fucking nasty ass female body builders

and lol at cumdumpster getting embarrassed trying to school me and now doubling down with a grammar battle


She doesn't look like a body builder

[Blake]

Lol, Blake and chump getting owned per usual.

Lol rob making stuff up

[Pauly D]

She doesn't look like a body builder

she's really close. Those female body builders look like her with a little more mass and then they just hulk up for shows. You can always see it in the abs and shoulders

[Spurminator]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h8cR5zosUVY/U71y9hUz48I/AAAAAAAADT8/Fp02FBPpP1o/s1600/Allison+Stokke+New+Hot+Pic+2014+01.pnghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/29/article-2478920-190DE11100000578-946_308x480.jpg

Totally.

[DarrinS]

she's really close. Those female body builders look like her with a little more mass and then they just hulk up for shows. You can always see it in the abs and shoulders

Nope. Not close.

Maybe you just don't know any women with that low % of body fat.

[Strange Love]

She's sexy as fuck now...and legal.

[SupremeGuy]

Lol, Blake and chump getting owned per usual.Shocking! :lol

[Blake]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h8cR5zosUVY/U71y9hUz48I/AAAAAAAADT8/Fp02FBPpP1o/s1600/Allison+Stokke+New+Hot+Pic+2014+01.png



yeah it's her thighs that are hot, imo. The volleyball shorts help.

[SnakeBoy]

she's really close. Those female body builders look like her with a little more mass and then they just hulk up for shows. You can always see it in the abs and shoulders

You got some problems son.

[benefactor]

Would smash with enthusiasm.

[Pauly D]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h8cR5zosUVY/U71y9hUz48I/AAAAAAAADT8/Fp02FBPpP1o/s1600/Allison+Stokke+New+Hot+Pic+2014+01.pnghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/29/article-2478920-190DE11100000578-946_308x480.jpg

Totally.



she's really close. Those female body builders look like her with a little more mass and then they just hulk up for shows. You can always see it in the abs and shoulders

hey fuckhead, first off I said she's really close. I didn't say she could complete with that monstrosity. Second, you give Stokke that ugly tan and dehydrate her for a day and she really wouldn't be that far from that. Probably not near those biceps tho. On the flipside, you get that monstrosity back to her normal skin color, stop her from flexing, and catch her on an average day, she'd blend in pretty nicely. Nice try with the comparison pics, faggot. You knew what you were doing.

[Strange Love]

No you dummy, it's not even "really close."

That is the most basic, most average shape of someone that works out.

Its called tone.

She's pretty toned which is pretty normal.

[Spurminator]

hey fuckhead, first off I said she's really close. I didn't say she could complete with that monstrosity. Second, you give Stokke that ugly tan and dehydrate her for a day and she really wouldn't be that far from that. Probably not near those biceps tho. On the flipside, you get that monstrosity back to her normal skin color, stop her from flexing, and catch her on an average day, she'd blend in pretty nicely. Nice try with the comparison pics, faggot. You knew what you were doing.

So basically, if you make Alison Stokke look more like a female bodybuilder, and make a female bodybuilder look less like one, they're pretty close. K. I don't think many of us are suggesting she'd look just as good or better if she started a bodybuilding regimen. As far as I can tell, she hasn't.

[Pauly D]

I originally said she's "gone the route" meaning she looks like she's aiming for that. This is based on those shoulders and the six pack. I also retracted my statement when I found out she's training for the Olympics. I'm assuming she's hit the muscle mass she wants to be (hopefully). She's still hot as hell.

[DJR210]

Was your ex wife a pole vaulter?

Only used big black poles.

[DJR210]

We can't even have a thread to celebrate the wonderful athletic gifts possessed by Allison Stokke without Avante Jr. here pushing his pedophile agenda smh

[Blake]

Only used big black poles.

Were you watching

[DJR210]

Were you there

I was one of the black guys

[Blake]

I was one of the black guys

Probably not. But rob and ig appreciate the attempt

[DJR210]

Probably not. But rob and ig appreciate the attempt

It wasn't an attempt..I fully penetrated her

[Blake]

It wasn't an attempt..I fully penetrated her

just bad. But you still might pull an lol from rob so there's that.

[DMC]

Lol, Blake and chump getting owned per usual.
Where's your boys? Oh they got banned. I forgot. You've been so docile lately.

[DMC]

It wasn't an attempt..I fully penetrated her
Did she know it?

[DJR210]

Did she know it?

:lol Stay away from me ball grabber.

[Pauly D]

"Avante jr"? Fuck you, Avante is the CubanSucks/PaulyD jr. I've been posting for 7 yrs, just not 500 times a day like him

[jjktkk]

hey fuckhead, first off I said she's really close. I didn't say she could complete with that monstrosity. Second, you give Stokke that ugly tan and dehydrate her for a day and she really wouldn't be that far from that. Probably not near those biceps tho. On the flipside, you get that monstrosity back to her normal skin color, stop her from flexing, and catch her on an average day, she'd blend in pretty nicely. Nice try with the comparison pics, faggot. You knew what you were doing.

Dude, this girl is no where near as cut as that nasty, old, blonde, chick. Stokke has got a nice, tone, body.

[Pauly D]

Beef up the arms, dehydrate her, spray a nasty tan on her, and get her to flex, and yes, she would be close. Not AS bad, sure.

[StudMuffin]

I'd smash.

[DMX7]

Beef up the arms, dehydrate her, spray a nasty tan on her, and get her to flex, and yes, she would be close. Not AS bad, sure.

This girl really isn't even close to anything like that. She is strong and fit, are you intimidated by that or something?

[Fabbs]

:lol Stay away from me ball grabber.
Nice done. :lol
Indeed, troll off ball grabber.

[unleashbaynes]

god damn this chick is perfectly ripped for a female. would smash all day then marry. then get carried out of the chapel in her big strong pole vaulting arms. seriously imagine how much fucking control she prolly has over her vag muscles.

[tlongII]

I'd like her to vault my pole!

[Chomag]

If you male and don't think she looks hot then I feel sorry for you.

[RD2191]

If you male and don't think she looks hot then I feel sorry for you.
She's fine as hell. I love fit women, tbh.

[HI-FI]

She's still bangable as hell, I'd give her a pole to vault on.

pauly D is right though, she was perfection as a freshman. I like em athletic but a six pack on a woman is too much.

[Strange Love]

How about Michelle Jeneke?
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMZ4JO6GP298HZHFt

Remember everyone going nuts over some gif of her doing some dancing routine on the running blocks.