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Sigz
02-22-2015, 09:17 AM
I read that he seems more chubby than before. Truth? Pics?

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 11:01 AM
He's about 10 pounds too heavy IMO..

To be fair, he has lived in San Antonio for like 13 years, getting fat was inevitable:lol..

jeebus
02-22-2015, 11:04 AM
I don't think Becky Hammon even touches him anymore.

Russo21
02-22-2015, 11:09 AM
Sex is great exercise to keep fit. He divorced Eva Longoria. Maybe he's not getting as much 'strange' as he'd have hoped for and the lack of sex is causing him to get a bit tubby.

Legacy
02-22-2015, 11:25 AM
I noticed the weight gain as soon as I saw him the first game at the beginning of the season.

davi78239
02-22-2015, 11:30 AM
Do u think he's doing a Blair and going to town on Whataburger? I wonder if he's depressed.

Plum Island
02-22-2015, 11:30 AM
He's about 10 pounds too heavy IMO..

To be fair, he has lived in San Antonio for like 13 years, getting fat was inevitable:lol..

True and that avy is high-larious!

Skull-1
02-22-2015, 11:42 AM
He's about 10 pounds too heavy IMO..

To be fair, he has lived in San Antonio for like 13 years, getting fat was inevitable:lol..


:lol That avatar!! :lmao

Johnny RIngo
02-22-2015, 01:28 PM
Yeah, he's definitely looking a little too flabby right now.

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 01:43 PM
The Agenda makes up another talking point.

Calispursfan11
02-22-2015, 01:47 PM
Member this fool?

http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fran2.jpg

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 01:50 PM
:lol ChumpDumper fiending for somebody to take the bait and jump on his merry-go-round of repetitive questions..

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 01:53 PM
No questioning the try-hards and their spam agenda.

You already answered the question whether you had the stones to stick to your leave of absence.

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 02:11 PM
I said I was leaving for 1 week, and I did, tbh..

apalisoc_9
02-22-2015, 02:15 PM
I said I was leaving for 1 week, and I did, tbh..

I think he missed you bro..

unleashbaynes
02-22-2015, 02:16 PM
Sex is great exercise to keep fit. He divorced Eva Longoria. Maybe he's not getting as much 'strange' as he'd have hoped for and the lack of sex is causing him to get a bit tubby.

He has a new, hotter, less annoying wife now.

Chomag
02-22-2015, 02:17 PM
Skip seems to think so.:lol

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 02:17 PM
I said I was leaving for 1 week, and I did, tbh..lol editing your emo lave of absence OP.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244147&p=7817038&viewfull=1#post7817038

Too bad it was quoted.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244147&p=7817142&viewfull=1#post7817142

My calling you out must really bug you if you have to flat out lie about it now.

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 02:18 PM
I think he missed you bro..

:lol he's just a troll, tbh, can't remember ever seeing him discuss basketball..

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 02:19 PM
lol editing your emo lave of absence OP.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244147&p=7817038&viewfull=1#post7817038

Too bad it was quoted.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244147&p=7817142&viewfull=1#post7817142

My calling you out must really bug you if you have to flat out lie about it now.

:lol nothing gets by you, MacGyver!

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 02:21 PM
:lol nothing gets by you, MacGyver!Hey, it's very important for you that people think you didn't lie.

So much so that you had to lie again.

Funny.

ohmwrecker
02-22-2015, 02:24 PM
:lol he's just a troll, tbh, can't remember ever seeing him discuss basketball..

He's the resident Toros expert, iirc.

koriwhat
02-22-2015, 02:27 PM
:lol he's just a troll, tbh, can't remember ever seeing him discuss basketball..

I'm starting to believe the same.

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 02:27 PM
He definitely knows basketball, but he can't resist the urge to troll, along with the urge to White Knight certain members of the Spurs + certain posters(like timvp)..

Seems like a good guy, though, I don't have an issue with him..I'm not into trolling, but I understand the appeal, I suppose..

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 02:28 PM
Well, Malik has to try to distract from his shame -- so roll out the troll accusations.

apalisoc_9
02-22-2015, 02:29 PM
Spurstalk is a place to talk about ball..

It's really annoying seeing all these trolls ruin healthy basketball discussions.

It's sad tbh

ChumpDumper
02-22-2015, 02:30 PM
Spurstalk is a place to talk about ball..

It's really annoying seeing all these trolls ruin healthy basketball discussions.

It's sad tbhlol healthy

ohmwrecker
02-22-2015, 02:31 PM
He definitely knows basketball, but he can't resist the urge to troll, along with the urge to White Knight certain members of the Spurs + certain posters(like timvp)..

Seems like a good guy, though, I don't have an issue with him..I'm not into trolling, but I understand the appeal, I suppose..

At least he's not a bandwagoning player fan though... amirite?

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 02:37 PM
True, player-fans are the worst when it pertains to the players on your favorite team, tbh..

DJR210
02-22-2015, 04:12 PM
I think Tony is just dealing with low T tbh

Sigz
02-22-2015, 06:53 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=18403&dateline=1424554647

Obstructed_View
02-22-2015, 07:41 PM
That would be good, since he's now starting to look healthy for the first time, he'll be back down to playing weight by the playoffs.

Godbama
02-22-2015, 08:17 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=18403&dateline=1424554647
amazing :lol

DMC
02-22-2015, 09:35 PM
Sex is great. Exercise to keep fit. He divorced Eva Longoria maybe. He's not getting as much. 'Strange', as he'd have hoped for, and the lack of sex is causing him to get a bit tubby.

Fun with punctuation.

mkurts
02-22-2015, 10:20 PM
Parker loves his cheesy wedges with ketchup, with no motivation to win and dealing with life threatening injuries.. no wonder he has grown chubby. The safety of the new contract extension helped also.

KL2
02-22-2015, 10:24 PM
Hasn't played defense in years, that's probably why. Only has to play 1 side of the ball, offense, with the entire offense tailored towards his strengths, helping him every step of the way, what a luxury.

BadOne
02-22-2015, 11:14 PM
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/eye_van_2000/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg (http://s1297.photobucket.com/user/eye_van_2000/media/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg.html)

apalisoc_9
02-22-2015, 11:15 PM
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/eye_van_2000/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg (http://s1297.photobucket.com/user/eye_van_2000/media/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg.html)

holy shit he got fat...

:lmao

tmtcsc
02-22-2015, 11:18 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01990/naseem_1990255a.jpg

Malik Hairston
02-22-2015, 11:58 PM
holy shit he got fat...

:lmao

:lol do you think he began eating due to depression following Dieudonne's arrest, tbh?..

apalisoc_9
02-23-2015, 12:20 AM
Nah, probably got depressed over the "big 1" comment Pop made about Leonard, IMO.

InRareForm
02-23-2015, 12:24 AM
proof in the pudding tbh...

peep maliks avatar

313
02-23-2015, 01:21 AM
lol healthytheir obsession with Tony Parker and posting about it here is rather unhealthy.. tbh

Sean Cagney
02-23-2015, 03:07 AM
He's about 10 pounds too heavy IMO..

To be fair, he has lived in San Antonio for like 13 years, getting fat was inevitable:lol..
True but Tim only got slimmer over the years being there :lol

Legacy
02-23-2015, 04:20 AM
Pics are from 2015/late 2014.


http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/0830bdd4d7d984f1ecbc42a7db2faa8ba9f4129a/c=55-0-4765-3541&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/01/06/DetroitFreePress/DetroitFreePress/635561427669309872-SMG-20150103-jla-ai1-42.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2015/0130/nba_g_parker_jv_576x324.jpg

http://cdn1.bloguin.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/27/2014/01/Tony-Parker_0-593x356.jpg

http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/34/16/34/7399174/5/960x540.jpg

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/files/2015/01/tony-parker-jordan-clarkson.jpg

Legacy
02-23-2015, 04:34 AM
Before:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Tony_Parker_2011-01.jpg/440px-Tony_Parker_2011-01.jpg http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tony-parker1.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1045theteam.com/files/2012/06/Tony-Parker1.jpg http://img2.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/279/media/images/t2/Tony_Parker_2482306.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_W2DumRF_p0/UbKKeW21HaI/AAAAAAAB63U/-idrrSuHPBA/s640/tony-parker3.jpg

Skull-1
02-23-2015, 11:06 AM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01990/naseem_1990255a.jpg


LMFAO!

InRareForm
02-23-2015, 11:08 AM
hahah hillarious we are only looking at the face. age usually messes with geometry of face tbh....

urunobili
02-23-2015, 09:40 PM
Patty got fatter tbh

HI-FI
02-23-2015, 09:42 PM
Parker got fat because that's what the System required of him.

Cane
02-23-2015, 09:55 PM
Parker is out of shape but so is most of the team tbh, thus conditioning drills. It's like everyone struggles to play over 20 minutes per game. They got lazy from the minutes management and :lobt2:

mkurts
02-23-2015, 11:00 PM
Parker loves his cheesy wedges with ketchup, with no motivation to win and dealing with life threatening injuries.. no wonder he has grown chubby. The safety of the new contract extension helped also.

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:17 PM
Fatso getting severely outplayed by Trey Burke, one of the worst rotation PGs in the NBA..stop the pain, please..

Gummi Clutch
02-23-2015, 11:18 PM
Fatso getting severely outplayed by Trey Burke, one of the worst rotation PGs in the NBA..stop the pain, please..
real life fatass commenting on how its done :lol

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:21 PM
real life fatass commenting on how its done :lol

:lol true, I've posted so much about nutrition and PEDs here because I'm fat..smh..

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:22 PM
:lol true, I've posted so much about nutrition and PEDs here because I'm fat..smh..So what PEDs are you taking?

Gummi Clutch
02-23-2015, 11:32 PM
:lol true, I've posted so much about nutrition and PEDs here because I'm fat..smh..
I don't get your insecure post. That proves nothing other than your an atkin's driven fatass :lol

Gummi Clutch
02-23-2015, 11:33 PM
So what PEDs are you taking?
The kind that burn fat w/o having to step 1 foot in the gym :lol

GrandeDavid
02-23-2015, 11:35 PM
Stop fighting, we're family here. Spurs family! So get happy, start the love fest and enjoy the HEB commercials with Patty in them...and get ready for a 4-1 first round ouster.

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:37 PM
So what PEDs are you taking?

I used to take PEDs, use the search function..I wish Parker would take PEDs, tbh..

spurraider21
02-23-2015, 11:39 PM
:lol true, I've posted so much about nutrition and PEDs here because I'm fat..smh..
a fatass with motivation would research nutrition tbh. pretty admirable

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:39 PM
I used to take PEDs, use the search function.Just list them.

You're so into them it shouldn't take long.

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:43 PM
Just list them.

You're so into them it shouldn't take long.

Test + Winny or Anavar on separate occasions..why are you asking? What are you trying to accomplish?

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:44 PM
Test, Winny, Anavar on separate occasions.What do those do?

What performance were you trying to enhance?

RD2191
02-23-2015, 11:45 PM
Fatso getting severely outplayed by Trey Burke, one of the worst rotation PGs in the NBA..stop the pain, please..

spurraider21
02-23-2015, 11:46 PM
So what PEDs are you taking?


What do those do?

What performance were you trying to enhance?
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs22/PRE/f/2007/335/5/f/Jeopardy_board__opening_by_BKA_Chief.jpg

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:47 PM
What do those do?

What performance were you trying to enhance?

Basketball/Track

Wanted to preserve all my muscle while cutting, most importantly..Test is the base for juicing, of course..

Are we finished with the merry-go-round? You going to discuss basketball for once?

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:48 PM
I'm just interested in the motivation.

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:49 PM
Basketball/Track

Wanted to preserve all my muscle while cutting..Test is the base for juicing, of courseWhat level of competition was this?

I just find it interesting to see the lengths people go.

spurraider21
02-23-2015, 11:51 PM
a conversation with ChumpDumper


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuABhumm6fY

Malik Hairston
02-23-2015, 11:52 PM
University

It's not really going to lengths, it's to even the playing field and it's taking a shot when you are young..

A few cycles won't hurt your body if you take it properly, tbh..

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:52 PM
a conversation with ChumpDumper
I didn't ask you anything.

You must be feeling left out.

No need to pout.

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:52 PM
University

It's not really going to lengths, it's to even the playing field and it's taking a shot when you are young..

A few cycles won't hurt your body if you take it properly..Alrighty.

spurraider21
02-23-2015, 11:53 PM
I didn't ask you anything.

You must be feeling left out.

No need to pout.
I'm making an observation. You seem offended.

ChumpDumper
02-23-2015, 11:56 PM
I'm making an observation. You seem offended.Hardly.

You made it multiple times.

It must have been really important for you to make the observation.

As it is, I asked some questions. He answered. Now I'm done asking him questions for now.

No big deal.

Malik Hairston
02-24-2015, 01:53 AM
France has the lowest obesity rate in Europe, yet the Spurs somehow have 2 fat players from France on the 15- man roster:lol..

apalisoc_9
02-24-2015, 01:55 AM
France has the lowest obesity rate in Europe, yet the Spurs somehow have 2 fat players from France on the 12-man roster:lol..

:lmao

Legacy
02-24-2015, 11:28 PM
hahah hillarious we are only looking at the face. age usually messes with geometry of face tbh....

It wasn't even the face that I noticed that got chubby when I saw him beginning of the season. Dude has a bit of a gut now-- which is what I noticed first, tbh. Those are the 'best' pics I could find on on the net that showed the weight gain, unfortunately. Feel free to find and share 'better' pics if you don't find these pics convincing. :rolleyes

InRareForm
02-24-2015, 11:42 PM
France has the lowest obesity rate in Europe, yet the Spurs somehow have 2 fat players from France on the 15- man roster:lol..

haha

moisaenz
02-25-2015, 12:54 AM
Parker needs to be shut down

Johnny RIngo
02-25-2015, 01:10 AM
It wasn't even the face that I noticed that got chubby when I saw him beginning of the season. Dude has a bit of a gut now-- which is what I noticed first, tbh. Those are the 'best' pics I could find on on the net that showed the weight gain, unfortunately. Feel free to find and share 'better' pics if you don't find these pics convincing. :rolleyes

I think it was a game last week - Duncan and Parker went to the bench at the same time. 39 year old TD looked like he could go another quarter no problem. Parker was breathing heavy and looked exhausted. Definitely way out of shape.

dabom
02-25-2015, 01:15 AM
I think it was a game last week - Duncan and Parker went to the bench at the same time. 39 year old TD looked like he could go another quarter no problem. Parker was breathing heavy and looked exhausted. Definitely way out of shape.

I saw that too. But parker does run more and faster. Higher peaks wear you out faster.

Legacy
02-25-2015, 01:59 AM
From the Utah game. :p:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/drp/nba/spurs/sites/default/files/styles/main_gallery_photo__480_tall/public/junctionrb_7_of_24.jpg?itok=CcpwOawu

Skull-1
02-25-2015, 04:21 AM
France has the lowest obesity rate in Europe, yet the Spurs somehow have 2 fat players from France on the 15- man roster:lol..


Lmao! :lol

Skull-1
02-25-2015, 04:23 AM
Sex is great exercise to keep fit. He divorced Eva Longoria. Maybe he's not getting as much 'strange' as he'd have hoped for and the lack of sex is causing him to get a bit tubby.


Yep. Barry is gone and Leonard isn't married, so right there ya ' got one less "piece of teammate wife" to chase...

Twisted_Dawg
02-25-2015, 08:54 AM
:lol true, I've posted so much about nutrition and PEDs here because I'm fat..smh..


So what PEDs are you taking?


I used to take PEDs, use the search function..I wish Parker would take PEDs, tbh..

What is the name of the PED you take and where do you get them? I gym 4-5 times per week and am having trouble losing weight and/or keeping it off.

Pauleta14
02-25-2015, 09:27 AM
I only that was the problem, the solution would be easy/obvious...

Russ
02-25-2015, 11:04 AM
Wow, Skip Bayless just went off on TP on "First Take."

Stephen A. was saying Rajon Rondo is not a star point guard.

SAS went on to list Tony as a star point guard saying, "I'm talking Chris Paul, Steph Curry, Russell Westbrook, Tony Parker. . . ."

Skip cut Stephen A. off shouting,"Please take that last name out. Take it out! He doesn't belong in there. He is a disaster, a disaster. . . . He's pathetic."

Come on, Skip, you're getting worse than a Spurstalk poster. :wow

hater
02-25-2015, 11:11 AM
^ :lol watching first take

Russ
02-25-2015, 11:12 AM
^ :lol watching first take

^ Or posting on this site -- kind of a dead heat on a merry-go-round in the grand scheme of things. :lol

hater
02-25-2015, 11:15 AM
^ Or posting on this site -- kind of a dead heat on a merry-go-round in the grand scheme of things. :lol

:lol :tu

to be fair Skip is a clown who gets paid millions to act that way. of course he's an overreacting clown. He also said Manu was a finished piece of shit after the 2013 Finals (which I agreed with)

difference between Skip and the clowns that live on this site is that Skip gets paid big money to be one. :lol

my point was. Why watch first take when you can get the same thing here without commercials? :lol

Malik Hairston
02-25-2015, 11:16 AM
What is the name of the PED you take and where do you get them? I gym 4-5 times per week and am having trouble losing weight and/or keeping it off.

Don't take PEDs if you aren't competing for anything, bro..

Have you tried the simple ephedrine + caffeine?

KL2
02-25-2015, 11:49 AM
Porker needs to hit his macros and use eastern bloc training methods to transform his body like Mills.

sammy
02-25-2015, 12:15 PM
France has the lowest obesity rate in Europe, yet the Spurs somehow have 2 fat players from France on the 15- man roster:lol..

LOL!:lol:rollin:rollin

Sigz
02-26-2015, 09:30 AM
Soooo... he IS fat?

Johnny RIngo
02-26-2015, 09:35 AM
Soooo... he IS fat?

Fat and washed up. I was trolling before when I said they should trade him for DWill...but, holy shit, Tony looks done. They should probably consider it now

Diego20
02-26-2015, 09:35 AM
Basketball/Track

Wanted to preserve all my muscle while cutting, most importantly..Test is the base for juicing, of course..

Are we finished with the merry-go-round? You going to discuss basketball for once?


How you dare? :lmao

:bobo

boutons_deux
02-26-2015, 09:40 AM
What is the name of the PED you take and where do you get them? I gym 4-5 times per week and am having trouble losing weight and/or keeping it off.

you're still consuming too many calories vs calories burned. male basal metabolism (no exercise) will burn about 2000 calories/day. iow, you don't need exercise to lose weight. Go lookup how much exercise it takes for a given exercise to burn 2000 calories.

reduce the carbs, eliminate FAST carbs, cut the processed and packaged foods

jag
02-26-2015, 11:19 AM
you're still consuming too many calories vs calories burned. male basal metabolism (no exercise) will burn about 2000 calories/day. iow, you don't need exercise to lose weight. Go lookup how much exercise it takes for a given exercise to burn 2000 calories.

reduce the carbs, eliminate FAST carbs, cut the processed and packaged foods

Aren't you fat, bro? From reading your posts all these years, you seem like you'd be severely overweight and suffering from low self-esteem.

Big Empty
02-26-2015, 01:43 PM
Porker needs to hit his macros and use eastern bloc training methods to transform his body like Mills.

POrker lol good one, i guess hes gone from enrique to julio this year

apalisoc_9
02-26-2015, 11:24 PM
http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah232/OnyPorker/RSZ_zpsaaihpkdj.jpg

Sigz
09-21-2015, 08:49 AM
Where's that fathead picture?

Darth_Pelican
10-25-2016, 03:19 PM
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/eye_van_2000/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg

spursistan
10-25-2016, 03:21 PM
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/eye_van_2000/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg
is this from today :lol?

SpursforSix
10-25-2016, 03:39 PM
Porker needs to hit his macros and use eastern bloc training methods to transform his body like Mills.

Looks like he hit plenty of the macrosoni and cheese.

Chris
10-25-2016, 03:49 PM
http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/eye_van_2000/463990074_10_zpsxlnp7bge.jpg


Porker :lol

dabom
10-25-2016, 03:51 PM
I don't see a neck guys...

spursistan
10-25-2016, 03:56 PM
dude has a legit double chin..smh

SpursforSix
10-25-2016, 04:14 PM
dude has a legit double chin..smh

He looks happy though.